I’m calling it: Nick Jonas will be People’s Sexiest Man Alive (cover) very soon

Fat-adjacent fit-fat is now a thing, you're saying?

Priyanka Chopra thanks you, OP. She desperately wishes to be a "power couple" with Nick Jonas but alas, they're still B-listers.

What year is this?

He's short and in person you wouldn't think twice about him.

He has a very hard working publicist.

He IS cute, I'll give him that, but not sexiest and not all that masculine. He's like a cute monkey pet.

I disagree. I think it will be Harry Styles.

I thought Sexiest Man Alive is determined in the fall, not January.

Well if Peephole Magazine says so, it must be! They've always got their eyes on the prize.

OP, they bestowed the title on Michael B. Jordan in November.

Are you sure you don’t mean Sexiest Closeted Man Alive? Even that would be a questionable choice.

Priyanka better watch her step, it's easy to trip over her beard.

R5 Would you dare say the same of John Legend?

R11, she’s legally changed her name to Sober Chrissy Teigen.

Mel Gibson was Sexiest Man Alive.

Don Johnson was Sexiest Man Alive.

He is the sexiest man alive.

Met him a few times. IRL, very short, very handsome. nice buldge. not fat. beefy, rugby type frame, could have been a gymnast possibly. has great dick sucking lips. he's wasting his time on that old, indian hag.

Boss

[quote]nice buldge

Calling bullshit on that one

Sorry, won't happen. He's too simian in appearance.

Nobody cares about the Jonas Brothers and nobody reads People Magazine. So who cares?

Also Joe is and was better looking.

R12 And considering her pre sober tweets was marrying a guy with a baby face just coincidence?

There's no denying they are both attractive, and not cookie cutter looks or model looks.

Nick and Joe are such fame whores. They can't just enjoy their Disney money and semi-retire like Hilary Duff or Jesse McCartney. They must continue to do all these reality shows, movies, TV appearances and social media events. It would not be an issue if they had actual talent like Raven-Symoné does.

R74 Like Raven-Symoné does? Lol

Raven-Symoné is funny and can act and sing while the Jonas Brothers cannot.

Met him a few times. IRL. He had to stand on tippy-toes to kiss me.

They shop this dubious honor around to anyone who is interested, Nick might have been the only one to say yes.

BLIND ITEM

This foreign born A-/B+ list actress seems to have forgotten her origin story with her husband, or at least she is giving a different version than she previously told. Priyanka Chopra

R29

What does that mean?

Nick is a cute guy with a nice body and ass but he is not sexy or handsome or beautiful. He looks like a boy next door which is his charm and appeal. His "singing" also kind of ruins any sex appeal he has and he seems to be a very a boring person. Kevin is the worst looking one by far. I find Joe the most attractive only because he has the most personality, he was the face of the group for years because he was the most charismatic.

Nick says that Priyanka "will be the first Jonas to win an Oscar."

Within the next couple of years, he will be People’s Sexiest Man Alive cover

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The only former Disney stars who managed to have big acting careers are Zendaya, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling and Ben Foster. As in they got in Hollywood films. Shia and Lindsay used to but not anymore.

Disney sucks as a talent scouting company because they let their child stars get abused and don't train them to actually be able to act and sing properly. That's how we end up with Selena Gomez, Sprouse twins and Miley Cyrus

I don't see the attraction in Nick. Joe is sexier than hell, though. And, may I say, Priyanka is a goddess, she's truly beautiful. Nick is very lucky to have gotten her.

[quote]Jonas Brothers have increased in popularity in recent years.

Only among the most basic loser fraus.

I hear that Sucker For You song at my gym, and What's A Man Gotta Do and they are so cringe awful I can't believe such utter shit was ever recorded. Amazing how people who are so talentless can get famous.

The Jonas Bros were never a big mainstream act. They were strictly for kids and younger teens and Top 40 Radio didn't touch them. Hilary Duff, Jesse McCartney, Raven, Lindsay Lohan and Jonas Bros had music videos that were only played on Disney Channel and MTV. They stayed in their own lane and didn't mix with actual mainstream pop stars.

I think Miley Cyrus was the first one to actually become a major pop star with hits like "The Climb" and "Party in the USA". Demi and Selena had moderate success as well.

Hunter Biden for the win!

Super sexy

Power couple? The wife is barely in b list kids movies. His biggest role is a judge on the voice....yeah quite the power couple.

It is so funny how people see things differently, I think Nick is adorable, Kevin has become rather hot and Joe is so unfortunate looking, those caterpillar eyebrows are just too much for me.

Jonas Brothers and 3T are the least talented boy band made of brothers. Hanson has real talent and they were also Fundies like the Jonas Brothers were.

Now he got a huge SNL gig. Wow, Nick is on a roll.

He also has a new single coming out. Holy shit. Slay us, Nick!!

Nah, Harry Styles will win.

THE song of the year!

So hot!

Mmmm

5'4" at the most.

His teeth need attention.

Year's ago, I use to find Joe the more attractive one, but now it's definitely Nick.

Hot new song, “Spaceman”!

Manly

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