I Predict The My Pillow Company Will Be In Bankruptcy Sooner Than Later

I wish, but sales figures wouldn’t reflect in a large corporation that quickly.

That cocaine isn’t going to buy itself.

He's probably in the same business as the Orange Asswipe-- money laundering.

Is QVC still selling his overpriced pillows? Maybe someone should write them a strongly-worded letter.

Why are his pillows so special?

He is the ultimate Pillow Princess.

I think he burned his brain up back when he was heavy on the pipe. There's no coming back from that. He'll just get crazier as time goes on.

They're not, r5.

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I'd never buy another one, but I have two in my bed and they've lasted a long time. They have small bits of interlocking foam so they really support your head, but don't' feel like memory foam. They feel like a normal pillow that's brand new, for years now.

I predict scandal and ruin and meth.

My Pillow Guy, you in danger, gurl.

“I predict scandal and ruin and meth.”

And lots of pillow biting.

I must have been under a rock because I had never heard of these but everyone else seems to know what they are. Nancy Sinatra was chiming in on Twitter about the pillow quality! lol

foam pillows disgust me.

Tempurpedic is much better than this shit.

Good God, the state GOP in Minnesota is touting this lunatic for a run for governor.

I'd say there's no way he has a chance but aren't these the same guys who elected a professional wrestler as governor?

[quote] Good God, the state GOP in Minnesota is touting this lunatic for a run for governor.

Just no, absolutely no. Minnesota, land of Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale and Amy Klonuchar. Just no, absolutely no. That guy is the fuck’n second coming of DJT lunacy.

His pillows are nothing but chopped up foam pieces. He makes them out of scrap foam.

I bought 2 buckwheat pillows several years ago. They were expensive but they are by far the best pillows I have ever bought.

I don't understand how you become famous and make a fortune from selling a pillow.

[quote]I bought 2 buckwheat pillows several years ago. They were expensive but they are by far the best pillows I have ever bought.

Mine are just O'tay!

LOL!!

You shouldn't sleep with a pillow at all. Did humans evolve with their heads jacked-up on a pillow? How did we survive 60,000 without one?

He made the pillows by "not sleeping for 3 days while tearing up pillows until I found a combination I liked." How many of those pillow pieces do you think he accidentally smoked?

Nancy Sinatra hates Trump, and is pretty funny on Twitter.

The problem with My Pillow (besides the batshit crazy Lindell) is that pillows are a durable good. Customers buy so many pillows and then they're all set for years. Which means you have to constantly expand your customer base because you have very few return customers. And once that market is saturated, you're screwed.

Those is what happened to Nordic Track back in the '90s.

[quote] His pillows are nothing but chopped up foam pieces. He makes them out of scrap foam.

You can get the same type of pillow on Amazon for 2 for $50

Can they be used to smother democracy?

I can see his dirty pillows!

I suspect he was shopping for a pardon when he was at the White House. The Martial Law notes were simply props. He's laundering money with Trump.

...all thanks to his love, support and devotion to Donald Eego!

The Cozyypure Latex LaNoodle pillow is far superior to the so called perfect pillow

It’s all hype and advertising.

[quote]Good God, the state GOP in Minnesota is touting this lunatic for a run for governor.

To be fair, Minnesota elected this guy governor:

R24, don’t use pillows at all? Are you crazy? I can’t sleep flat, so I use four pillows. Works great for me.

They smell awful and harm the environment.

[quote] I suspect he was shopping for a pardon when he was at the White House. The Martial Law notes were simply props. He's laundering money with Trump.

I only disagree with this because of his admissions and others that were there that day who made it seem like trump effectively dismissed him and his inane conspiracy theories.

He himself said the president looked it over and sent him upstairs to the counsel’s office who then promptly showed him the door. I don’t think he got the hint though.

If he’s back on the Crack he’ll be out of business by Fall.

"To be fair, Minnesota elected this guy governor:"

Not a state-wide content, but they elected these two assholes on several occasions.

I have 2 of pillows but will be throwing them out. I can't stand that guy. I know it won't affect him but I'll sleep better at night. In more ways than one.

I was at the Bed Bath and Beyoncé in Williston VT yesterday and saw a display of My Pillow crap. I really wanted to drop trou and take a huge shit on the display.

Reminder: Jesse Ventura won narrowly in a three-way race running under the Reform Party. He also held elected office previously, which is more than Trump or the Pillow crook ever did.

Was Ventura considered a good governor by Minnesotans? I never really followed his progress after he was elected. And frankly, I'd take someone willing to look foolish on camera as a way to make a living over some idiot career politician who lies and fakes his way through life any day. I shudder to think of what goes on behind closed doors in Lady Lindsey Graham's abode.

[quote] Bed Bath and Beyoncé

Sounds like a straight man's wet dream. Maybe that's a way how they can turn around their stale brick-and-mortar business?

[quote] but aren't these the same guys who elected a professional wrestler as governor?

Completely different. Like Trump, Ventura had created a larger than life aura for himself on tv.

I bought a pillow from myPillow before I knew this dude was a nutter. It was the shittiest pillow ever. You have to stick in the drier before you use it and it puffs up. It puffed up so much I couldn't even sleep on it.

My Pillows are going down! 🤣

I mentioned these up thread. Buy yourself 2 of these and you'll think you've died and gone to Heaven. They're fantastic in the summer because they don't get hot.

Otay, R20!!

Speaking of bankruptcy, Lindell now says he "welcomes" a defamation lawsuit from Dominion.

Figures r49 would get the “queen” size.

Re: r51,

Dominion, are you listening?

YES!!!!

"I suspect he was shopping for a pardon when he was at the White House. The Martial Law notes were simply props. He's laundering money with Trump"

I was thinking that too; he has a shitty product that's consistently deeply discounted, yet he's one of the largest advertisers for Fox News. If his business was even halfway reputable, his board would've ousted the nutter ages ago for all the bad publicity alone (never mind the Dominion lawsuits). He's just a front for someone/something else.

The bastard's worth $300M. Cut and run Lindy. You are OVAH.

He says that Bed Bath and Beyonce have dropped him, as well as other distributors. Aw poop.