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Let’s be The New Yorker

I’m the word élite, spelled with an acute accent, in the magazine’s bespoke “Irvin” typeface.

by Anonymousreply 25January 16, 2021 4:25 PM

I am the excellent crossword puzzle!

by Anonymousreply 1January 15, 2021 8:10 PM

We're [italic]coöperate, de-luxe,[/italic] and [italic]teen-ager.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 2January 15, 2021 8:12 PM

I’m the word preëxisting. Do you appreciate my diaeresis? It’s quirky, yet erudite.

by Anonymousreply 3January 15, 2021 8:12 PM

I'm Jeffrey Toobin's cum-stained copy.

by Anonymousreply 4January 15, 2021 8:13 PM

I'm a cartoon.

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by Anonymousreply 5January 15, 2021 8:14 PM

I’m the ghost of Pauline Kael.

by Anonymousreply 6January 15, 2021 8:26 PM

I'm the fact-checker who, in pursuit of exactitude, asks story sources cringey questions such as "Are you completely bald?"

by Anonymousreply 7January 15, 2021 8:28 PM

I am words.

by Anonymousreply 8January 16, 2021 8:12 AM

I’m Eustace Tilley. But you knew that.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 16, 2021 10:09 AM

I am "THE" New Yorker.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 16, 2021 10:41 AM

I am the delightful tote bag that came with a new subscription.

by Anonymousreply 11January 16, 2021 11:17 AM

I am whimsy.

by Anonymousreply 12January 16, 2021 11:20 AM

I'm the 80s when it was fun to be young and read this on the subway. Along with Vanity Fair.

by Anonymousreply 13January 16, 2021 11:23 AM

I'm a 10,000 word feature about a transgender francophone who makes artisinal cheeses in Baton Rouge.

by Anonymousreply 14January 16, 2021 11:58 AM

Oy. This thread is painful.

by Anonymousreply 15January 16, 2021 12:30 PM

I’m the stack of unread back issues that grows by the week.

by Anonymousreply 16January 16, 2021 12:31 PM

I’m Tina Brown telling the art director at the last minute “Well, I just don’t like It“ about the cover art she previously approved that everyone has been working on for weeks.

by Anonymousreply 17January 16, 2021 12:43 PM

I'm Steve Bannon. I'm here for my closeup.

by Anonymousreply 18January 16, 2021 12:46 PM

I'm me, the subject of an article in The New Yorker!

Gap is the best!

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by Anonymousreply 19January 16, 2021 12:48 PM

I'm the needlessly wordy and academic (yet entertaining) review of a basic, non-arty film such as Bridesmaids.

by Anonymousreply 20January 16, 2021 12:57 PM

I'm the cheesy attempts at humor that are supposed to attract young people but only attract flies.

by Anonymousreply 21January 16, 2021 1:00 PM

I'm the 14 subscription cards within every issue.

by Anonymousreply 22January 16, 2021 1:06 PM

I'm the incredible shrinking page count.

by Anonymousreply 23January 16, 2021 3:43 PM

I'm an interesting article. I pop up in the magazine once every seven months.

by Anonymousreply 24January 16, 2021 4:07 PM

I’m Jeffrey Toobin’s deeply unimpressive erection.

by Anonymousreply 25January 16, 2021 4:25 PM
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