I’m the word élite, spelled with an acute accent, in the magazine’s bespoke “Irvin” typeface.
Let’s be The New Yorker
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 16, 2021 4:25 PM |
I am the excellent crossword puzzle!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 15, 2021 8:10 PM |
We're [italic]coöperate, de-luxe,[/italic] and [italic]teen-ager.[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 15, 2021 8:12 PM |
I’m the word preëxisting. Do you appreciate my diaeresis? It’s quirky, yet erudite.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 15, 2021 8:12 PM |
I'm Jeffrey Toobin's cum-stained copy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 15, 2021 8:13 PM |
I’m the ghost of Pauline Kael.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 15, 2021 8:26 PM |
I'm the fact-checker who, in pursuit of exactitude, asks story sources cringey questions such as "Are you completely bald?"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 15, 2021 8:28 PM |
I am words.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 16, 2021 8:12 AM |
I am the delightful tote bag that came with a new subscription.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 16, 2021 11:17 AM |
I am whimsy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 16, 2021 11:20 AM |
I'm the 80s when it was fun to be young and read this on the subway. Along with Vanity Fair.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 16, 2021 11:23 AM |
I'm a 10,000 word feature about a transgender francophone who makes artisinal cheeses in Baton Rouge.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 16, 2021 11:58 AM |
Oy. This thread is painful.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 16, 2021 12:30 PM |
I’m the stack of unread back issues that grows by the week.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 16, 2021 12:31 PM |
I’m Tina Brown telling the art director at the last minute “Well, I just don’t like It“ about the cover art she previously approved that everyone has been working on for weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 16, 2021 12:43 PM |
I'm Steve Bannon. I'm here for my closeup.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 16, 2021 12:46 PM |
I'm me, the subject of an article in The New Yorker!
Gap is the best!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 16, 2021 12:48 PM |
I'm the needlessly wordy and academic (yet entertaining) review of a basic, non-arty film such as Bridesmaids.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 16, 2021 12:57 PM |
I'm the cheesy attempts at humor that are supposed to attract young people but only attract flies.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 16, 2021 1:00 PM |
I'm the 14 subscription cards within every issue.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 16, 2021 1:06 PM |
I'm the incredible shrinking page count.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 16, 2021 3:43 PM |
I'm an interesting article. I pop up in the magazine once every seven months.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 16, 2021 4:07 PM |
I’m Jeffrey Toobin’s deeply unimpressive erection.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 16, 2021 4:25 PM |