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How did Kamala answer when Mike Pence called today to offer his congratulations ?

‘Yeah, whatever “

by Anonymousreply 30January 17, 2021 11:38 AM

"Please hold the line for the VP Elect."

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"Please hold the line for the VP Elect."

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"Please hold the line for the VP Elect."

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"Please hold the line for the VP Elect."

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"Please hold the line for the VP Elect."

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"Please hold the line for the VP Elect."

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hangup

by Anonymousreply 1January 15, 2021 7:53 PM

New phone, who dis?

by Anonymousreply 2January 15, 2021 8:00 PM

Maybe like this?

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by Anonymousreply 3January 15, 2021 8:01 PM

R3 That is soooo catchy, wow. Nicely done. LOL

by Anonymousreply 4January 15, 2021 8:11 PM

Pence is so full of shit, I'm surprised the flies aren't hatching directly out of his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 5January 15, 2021 8:17 PM

Like this:

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by Anonymousreply 6January 15, 2021 8:22 PM

Did Mother monitor the call? She can't have that negress hussy flirting with her totally masculine, god-fearing Mike.

by Anonymousreply 7January 15, 2021 8:44 PM

Or, Mother might already be shacked up with Tipper Gore making a nut loaf by this point.

by Anonymousreply 8January 15, 2021 8:52 PM

"Hay gurl hay"

by Anonymousreply 9January 15, 2021 9:04 PM

Hey Mike, thanks for calling but it's not a good time, we're getting ready for Shabbat. Can you call back next week?

by Anonymousreply 10January 15, 2021 9:09 PM

She was gracious and classy, I am sure, unlike you all.

He is going to the inauguration and has been a good sport, which is why Trumps people wanna kill him.

by Anonymousreply 11January 15, 2021 9:24 PM

Yet he wouldn’t pull the trigger on the 25th.

by Anonymousreply 12January 15, 2021 9:33 PM

R12, Pence is a sniveling, yellow-bellied coward. I love that he is hated by the Trump freaks and his federal political career is over. He will never be president!

by Anonymousreply 13January 15, 2021 9:36 PM

Silver lining.

by Anonymousreply 14January 15, 2021 9:39 PM

I'd imagine it went something like this:

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by Anonymousreply 15January 15, 2021 9:40 PM

Was Mother listening in on the extension?

by Anonymousreply 16January 15, 2021 9:58 PM

[quote]He is going to the inauguration and has been a good sport

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by Anonymousreply 17January 15, 2021 10:25 PM

"I can't talk right now, I'm busy doing hot VP shit."

by Anonymousreply 18January 15, 2021 10:55 PM

R16 are you R7?

by Anonymousreply 19January 15, 2021 11:06 PM

At least he called. I'm sure she was gracious.

by Anonymousreply 20January 16, 2021 12:09 AM

I wouldn't trust him. He was probably fishing for details about the Inauguration so -- like the cowardly snitch he is -- he could go tattle-tale to Trump and the other MAGA terrorists.

by Anonymousreply 21January 16, 2021 12:13 AM

Kamala, Mike Pence is on the phone!

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by Anonymousreply 22January 16, 2021 1:16 AM

You know, I wish the rioters had gotten there just one minute earlier *click*

by Anonymousreply 23January 16, 2021 1:23 AM

I speak this into Truth!

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by Anonymousreply 24January 16, 2021 1:26 AM

My blended family sings ‘hang mike pence’ to the tune of three blind mice while on car trips

by Anonymousreply 25January 17, 2021 11:10 AM

Mike...? Mike Pence...? Pence...? And you are.....?

by Anonymousreply 26January 17, 2021 11:16 AM

I hope she called him “GURL!” in literally every sentence she spoke

by Anonymousreply 27January 17, 2021 11:17 AM

Impeachmints

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by Anonymousreply 28January 17, 2021 11:25 AM

[quote] Did Mother monitor the call? She can't have that negress hussy flirting with her totally masculine, god-fearing Mike.t

Mother is not a 175 year old mistress of an antebellum plantation.

She called her a "colored temptress."

by Anonymousreply 29January 17, 2021 11:33 AM

I hope he started the call with an apology for being 71 days late.

by Anonymousreply 30January 17, 2021 11:38 AM
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