trump planning grand departure

What a vainglorious dipshit.

This is why I don’t like Acosta’s reporting. It borders on catty and he just loves to reach for drama. I hate Trump, but who really cares how he departs! He’s leaving is all that matters. Acosta is going to miss being able to get attention off Trump. I hate that he will be anchoring for CNN

[quote] 21 gun salute etc.

Hopefully the 21 guns will be aimed at trump.

Didn’t I just recently read, right here on our very own DL, that trump would not be afforded a decent military honors exit?

Actually, turns out I did.

A kazoo, some painter's paper and these.

His last Mussolini moment. Ah, ain't that sweet?

Wish he'd have the real last Mussolini moment. There's still time!

Melanie will be wearing her best crotchless panties!

What a fag Donnie is, always a show off.

At least he's accepted defeat. I'll take it. Maybe his goons will finally stand back (and not by).

r2 - "I hate Trump, *but*..."

Give him his grandiose exit, just as long as he LEAVES and isn't seen or heard from again.

This is the way he should go out.

R12 yeah, we’ll just be left with his psychotic & violent supporters accusing the other side of being LizardPedos. Thanks, Donnie! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

I love a parade!

This is tantamount to an expectant mother hosting her own baby shower--pathetic!

They could play this...

From r15...

As long as the legitimate non-kook TV networks ignore him, I don't care what he does. Biden/Harris deserve all the attention and the less Dump receives, the more it will eat at him. It will be delightful.

A 21 gun salute will we even be able to hear that with all the gun fire from the insurrectionist, proud boys, and racist in DC on the 21st. I sure hope none of the networks leave the Biden inauguration to show Trump leaving.

The one moment of his presidency I would like to see reenacted as he departs on the 20th.

Instead of 21 guns, maybe they can have 21 water pistols.

Will these guns have live rounds?

10,000 deplorable in pickup trucks with Nazi & Confederate Flags

Well, 9,999 now.

Suppose they gave Trump a color guard, military band, 21 gun salute and red carpet departure and nobody watched.

[quote] Suppose they gave Trump a color guard,

Oh, I don’t think he’d like that.

Whatever gets him out of the White House and Washington, DC, I really don't care. Although I DO hope the the door hits him in the ass on they way out.

It’d be a tough miss.

Why are they planning for his exit four years early? I have a solid plan for overturning this fraudulent election!

I hope that FOX and OANN are the only networks who give him any coverage.

It sounds more like an inauguration.

An Inauguration into Hell

[quote]A 21 gun salute

AT him?

Bye, bitch.

I believe the departing president leaves on a helicopter. The pilots should parachute out and let the fucker crash.

I’d like to see him go out like this.

Surely none of the big networks are going to cover this shit. Hell, I would be surprised if FAUX News even covered it.

r2, what was "catty" about Jim Acosta's reporting in his tweet? Couldn't have been more straightforward as far as I can tell.

And is Jim becoming an anchor at CNN? I'd love that.

It’s ridiculous to slam Jim Acosta for reporting this stuff. He’s the WH CNN reporter. This is the stuff emanating from the WH.

BYE, CUNT LORD.

I find Jim Acosta very hot.

Me too, R43.

I want him in me, quite deeply!

Me three!!!

So....will he be anchoring his own show soon?

Military send off?

Well, he's got 21,000 soldiers in DC for the event right now.

The Instagram challenge that day should be take a shot of you mooning or flipping the bird to the tv.

I have an idea as to what the military band can play.

The band can also play the 1960s song They're Coming to Take Me Away.

r40, see r11

and then he should be cuffed.

Lindsay will skip before him, scattering rose petals and than bang on the door of the White House until he realizes the Bidens won't let him in.

Just heard on CNN that on Jan 20th, both Trump and Biden will have a set of the nuclear codes. At 12 pm exactly, Trump's will be deactivated and Biden's will be activated

I know General Miley told Pelosi that Trump couldn't activate nukes on his own, but this scenario seems like a recipe for disaster. Maybe they'll give him a fake set of codes just to see if he tries to pull some kind of revenge wet dream.

[quote] Instead of 21 guns, maybe they can have 21 water pistols.

[quote] 10,000 deplorable in pickup trucks with Nazi & Confederate Flags

Instead of foreign heads of state and crown heads of Europe, the guests would include a sprinkling of actors of stage and screen, fashion designers and other...celebrities.

[quote] This is why I don’t like Acosta’s reporting. It borders on catty and he just loves to reach for drama. I hate Trump, but who really cares how he departs! He’s leaving is all that matters. Acosta is going to miss being able to get attention off Trump. I hate that he will be anchoring for CNN

I care. He has been impeached twice. He should be leaving in shame under cover of night. Not at some big blowout expensive military parade that would be reserved for a hero.

[italic]Celebrities[/italic]?!?

What about arrival in Palm Beach? Ticker tape parade?

I like that he's drawing attention to his defeat in the tackiest, most pathetic way imaginable. It just underscores what a loser he is.

Departure scene courtesy of MGM.

[quote] Celebrities?! - ?

One other thing - the police commissioner was keen that you consider the idea of a condolence book. It would give the growing crowds something to do, make marshalling them easier.

They All Knew Then...So creepy and scary.

Palm Beach is all set to ignore Mr. and Mrs. Dump. They won't even be welcome in the local coffee shops. I see them thoroughly isolated at Mar-a-Lago, clanking around in their sweats.

After he is convicted on the impeachment charge, I hope he is criminally prosecuted and required to pay restitution to the U.S.

I'm just grateful he never got around to desecrating JFK's Air Force One design. Kennedy selected Ramond Loewy to design the paint scheme. Jackie selected the corn flower blue as it was JFK's favorite color. The font of United States of America is the same as used in the oonstitution. Trump's version would have been a tasteless garish red based on his private jet. He had a model in the oval office but apparently the Air Force stalled him on his redo. He was whining about it just last week.

But will he get such a send-off? if the people who OK this asinine idea are for it then they can go to hell! This man has so much blood on his psycho hands...this is sick. It should NOT happen.

He'll get his way. He always does but the sweetest thing in the world would be for him to be completely ignored.

Maybe, as he's leaving, we can all clap our hands like we did as kids for Tinkerbelle -- and he'll drive straight into a brick wall.

I sensed and alluded here once that he'd do something like this on his way out.

Maybe he can don 3 matching flowing sequinned outfits with Cruz and McConnell flanking him in the background while they all sing a farewell "Someday We'll Be Together" onstage.

There will be more cheering and street dancing when he leaves.

I hope he arrives to subpoenas and indictments when he lands in Florida.

I don’t care how you go, just go.

The. End.

I'd like to see a dog lift his leg and pee on him as he's loading up the car. Major? Ya up to it?

[quote]I see them thoroughly isolated at Mar-a-Lago, clanking around in their sweats.

I am so grateful that my sweats don't clank.

If I were Trump, I wouldn't want to be adding to the number of people firing guns in my vicinity.

[quote] Instead of 21 guns, maybe they can have 21 water pistols.

Or 21 Russian whores squatting and pissing on the tarmac next to AF1.

[quote] After he is convicted on the impeachment charge, I hope he is criminally prosecuted and required to pay restitution to the U.S.

He can’t be further prosecuted on the same charges he is impeached for if he’s convicted. The Constitution is very clear on that.

R74, not that I don’t believe you, but can you please cite where in the Constitution it says that?

Dump should be removed in a garbage bag and set on fire. Her too.

From Wikipedia: “Conviction does not extend to further punishment, for example, loss of pension. After conviction by the Senate, "the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law" in the regular federal or state courts.

It’s in Article I, section 3, clause 7. It says:

[quote]judgment in cases of impeachment [bold]shall not extend further[/bold] than to removal from office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office of honor, trust or profit under the United States.

In England, you could be impeached, removed from office and THEN convicted and hanged. The Founders decided in our Constitution that conviction and removal from office, with disqualification from holding future office was the extent of punishment.

Bear in mind, I’m not referring to other crimes he may have committed. But, if he were convicted of the current Article of Impeachment, he couldn’t be arrested by, say, the DC Metro Police for Incitement to Riot, for example.

Not happening!

Defence One reports: "....The Pentagon, in a break with recent tradition, will not host an Armed Forces Farewell tribute to President Donald Trump...."

R79, I do not think that is correct. The Constitution limits the punishment that the Senate -- the only body that can issue the judgment of federal impeachment -- may impose. It does not speak to what punishments the States, which are jurisdictionally separate from the federal government, may impose.

R78, that’s saying you can’t mail anyone on the basis of an Impeachment conviction. They can still be tried and convicted in regular court.

Here’s a link people can read without disabling their ad blocker, r80.

Ugh, oh dear myself. What I meant at R82 is you can’t punish anyone on the basis of an impeachment conviction. Don’t even knowhow the word mail got in there.

I’m only going by what a Constitutional scholar said on the talking heads shows.

The example I used was exactly the example he used about being hanged in England.

As an aside, isn’t it amazing that the document was written almost 250 years ago and there’s still interpretations up in the air?

And the only reason it perked my ears up was because I was frankly shocked by that.

In theory, the president kills the senate leader and the only thing they can do is impeach him? I found it odd too but he said that was the limitations the founders put on it.

I think that interpretation is dead wrong, r86. It says in the very Constitution that people who have been impeached CAN be charged with crimes. See r77.

Yes, but it also says what I posted that they can’t.

*shrug*

Grease fire.

[quote]who really cares how he departs!

In my mind, it matters because it shows that the events of 1/6 have not slowed him down one bit. And yes, we all know he doesn't care that he broke the presidency or that he doesn't care about anything, except maybe Ivanka and making money. The fact that he's trying to go out with a big splash just means that everyone and everything is going to focus on him (and you know that's what's going to happen) on a day that should be about turning a page in this country.

Let’s just make sure it’s contained, r89.

With the size of that fat ass, I mean, you’ve heard of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, right?

R90, you won’t get a MARY!!!! from me, that’s for sure.

You’re right.

While this is not the Mussolini send off that he's trying to organize, the DoD has given their response to the traditional send-off they give:

They don't know huh.

Are we expecting one last “gift” from Trump before Wednesday? Or do we think he’s sufficiently muzzled by threat of impeachment conviction and other legal problems? Hard to imagine he doesn’t try to go out with a bang. I won’t sleep well until Biden’s oath of office is complete

The true crazies around him—Flynn, Giuliani, Stone—are apparently still busy with their last-ditch schemes, and of course there are thousands if not millions of supporters who would heed their deranged call. But there are si many counterweights against them in the Congressional Republican leadership, the military, and what's left of Trump's cabinet that it would be an effort for them to succeed. Of course, the base considers Jan. 6 to be a success, at least a provisional one. They'll never stop trying.

Don't forget the MyPillow guy.

True, but he was basically unceremoniously given the boot out of the house yesterday.

Even by his own admission. 😂

[quote]With the size of that fat ass, I mean, you’ve heard of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, right?

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ASS.

IT IS NOT FAT! IT'S NOT.

IT'S JUST NOT.

I think the craziness that we’ll see will be in the form of pardons.

Probably on the 19th or right before Biden is sworn in, r99.

R100, either then or tonight. Modern Saturday Night Massacre. Saturday night is a good time for a bad news dump.

The most controversial pardons are usually saved for the morning of the 20th

Yup r102. Agreed. I figure either tonight or right before he leaves on the 20th.

He'll probably pardon all the Neo Nazis and Klansmen on Monday just to shit all over MLK Day.

He's like that, you know.

If he does, he has to realize he’s through with politics. Also, hopefully a lot of those people are being charged with municipal charges, which he can’t pardon.

If he pardoned any of the terrorists then he would definitely be convicted by the senate. I don’t think he’ll go there. But I do think he will definitely pardon himself.

Poetic punishment for Trump would be that he has to spend the rest of his life hanging out with his peeps. They'd be in heaven. He'd be in hell being photographed with so many tacky, fat people.

The "pardoning himself" thing is probably not going to hold water legally, but it'll be interesting to see which Republicans defend it and which don't (with different measures of wimpitude).

He’s already through with politics.

I hope the baby Trump ballon is mobilized to an area where Trump can’t miss it.

R109 unfortunately he isn’t. Even if he doesn’t run in 2024 he wants people to think he is so that he can continue to hold a death grip on the GOP. He’s still really popular with the GOP and he’s already planning a revenge tour for the 2022 midterms. That’s why I think he’s so scared of senate conviction and being banned from holding office again.

This would be perfect for a man who thinks gold toilets are classy. So sad.

[quote] He'd be in hell being photographed with so many tacky, fat people.

Yes, most people do hate the way they look in a selfie.

The should not allow him to use AF1 to fly to Florida. At the most they should make him use AF2. That would be a major "fuck you" to deny him AF1.

You don’t really know how that works, do you?

Hint: The AF1 designation is only a radio call sign.

The GOP Senate would be FOOLISH not to convict Trump and bar him from public office. The Democrats are giving them the perfect off-ramp and they’d be stupid not to take it.

R115 is right, the plane Dump is in is designated AF1. The minute he ceases to become president it becomes AF2.

I guess it is some solace that the Trump and Trump-Kushners will have to spend the rest of their lives beloved by people, they wouldn't even allow in their homes to use the bathroom. There might be a Twilight Zone episode in there somewhere.

Sounds like a rather fecal episode, r118.

[quote] The minute he ceases to become president it becomes AF2.

Not quite.

AF2 is the Vice Presidential call sign.

Whatever plane trump is in when he is no longer president immediately gets designated as its tail number.

Ex., Air Force 29000

I think we will see some pretty startling claims and accusations from him on the international front. He's going to try to stir things up in Asia and with our European allies. All to keep the spotlight on himself as long as he can and to make things as uncomfortable as possible for Biden.

Well, according to Wikipedia, for what it's worth, when they fly ex-presidents around in the president plane they call it SAM-blah blah blah. Special Air Mission.

Maybe the Marine band could play "Hit the Road Jack" and he goes up to stairs to the plane.

[quote] The fact that he's trying to go out with a big splash just means that everyone and everything is going to focus on him (and you know that's what's going to happen) on a day that should be about turning a page in this country.

It won't be a big splash if no one is there to see it. The National Guard has it orders for January 20th and they can't be changed. DC is on lockdown. A 'departing' President is not the commander-in-chief.

Toilet paper. I want to see reams of toilet paper stuck to his shoes as he catapults out of here.

One senses this is going to be a massive fail like the Alamo fizzle.

So many good ideas here! 😂😂😂

[quote] One senses this is going to be a massive fail like the Alamo fizzle.

Fuck you, r126! Fuck you right in your ass with my coonskin cap!

I tried, goddammit!

r81 is correct.

r79 is wrong.

Scathing rebuke, r129.

Simply scathing.

Don’t contribute or anything, maybe post some support for your statement or an opinion piece. Nah, that’s ok.

Maybe they can divert a few dozen of the National Guard guys who are in town to line up and throw paper towels at Dump and Vairst Letty as they board the plane.

I hope Nancy is there in her fabulous red coat along with 20 of her colleagues to give him a 21-middle finger salute.

Fuck Nancy and her millions. She should retire.

Aw go fuck yerself, r133.

Nancy Pelosi is Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel and Beyonce...

Where the fuck would we be right now without her?

Same place we are now, with Trump in office.

The smell of selfish wokester idiots is strong in this thread.

Sorry true believers but congress is not going to do exactly what you want until you get a majority of Woke reps. And guess what — you’re pretty fucking far from the US being majority wokester.

Now go hold your breath until you turn blue.

What has Pelosi done for anyone lately? Not a rhetorical question. Please, tell me.

crickets

If you been living under a rock R139, Google is your friend.

I recommend Googling “Nancy Pelosi achievements” and afterwards, Google “Republican obstructionists”.

Nancy Pelosi achievements = having better bolt-ons than Melania, and achieving notoriety for consuming luxury ice cream. Also blocking relief bills for months on end.

I’m not here to argue with idiots R133, R142

Why don’t you go shove a waffle weave towel up your ass?

Primetime = weirdo stalkers. Yay.

[quote]Why don’t you go shove a waffle weave towel up your ass?

Ohhhh. Mmmmm - the textures. Jolly good ideear!

I’m still waiting!!! Educate me about national affairs I haven’t been paying attention to for four years.

It's a White House party that he is throwing, so he should get the bill.

I’ve blocked r142 and it is fucking HEAVEN!

She didn't incite a murderous insurrection.

He’ll get restless in Florida. I wonder how soon he’ll attempt to escape to one of his golf courses in Scotland or Ireland? Once Covid-19 is under control, they won’t able to keep him out.

I'm still waiting to hear somebody call me crazy for saying Pelosi has implants. Does she not? If not, her bras cost even more than her ice cream bill.

Don’t go away mad, trump, just go away.

R151 You're not crazy for saying that, but you might be just a tad crazy for putting so much thought into an 80 year-old woman's tit situation.

Well, they are definitely out there in a way that no other 80 year lady's tits are!

Mostly I am just amused by ancient people who refuse to admit that they aren't sexy beasts but are a heartbeat from death, but I guess DL isn't the best forum for that topic.

r142 / r155

The Datalounge is forced to respectfully defer to your expertise when it comes to old lady breasts.

Oh, you know she's got the banging tittays.

I love that MAGAts love whataboutism so much because whataboutrump is going to be uttered so much it will be in Webster's within 5 years

None of what the OP said is happening.

DENIED.

First of all, everyone ages differently, and people with money can delay certain affects of aging in a way that others can't. I'm sure that Nancy can afford specially made bras that lift, separate, and enhance even the most floopy of lost cause titties.

This would all be a lot more entertaining if link previews worked for ANYTHING. Damn you Muriel.

Ha ... another cut in Trump's downfall r80

Miz Lindz, Gym, Mo, Biggs, Nunes, Turdyville, Matty G., Josh, Ted, Lankford, Kennedy (LA), Blackburn, Ernst, etc., may all be there.

I mean, she's obviously had her face worked on extensively. No reason to stop there.

[quote] Mostly I am just amused by ancient people who refuse to admit that they aren't sexy beasts but are a heartbeat from death, but I guess DL isn't the best forum for that topic.

Well in that case, R142, I am in agreement and you should come and sit next to me the next time there's a thread about Jane Fonda.

It really is sad to think of the good people her age who were shuffled off to rot in cheap nursing homes, while others their age with similar capacities get to play god in the Senate. Look at Feinstein, for god's sake.

Lets give Jane some slack, she had an awful lot of sexual inertia to burn off. It must have been hard to come to terms with it all.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if none of that happened, no red carpet, no 21 gun salute, no band, no send off, Trump would only have a couple of hours left in office what could he do, tweet about it, he can't even do that any longer.

[quote] The GOP Senate would be FOOLISH not to convict Trump and bar him from public office. The Democrats are giving them the perfect off-ramp and they’d be stupid not to take it.

The Republican Senators don't even have to have the courage to vote to convict Trump, they could just have a family emergency or think they are coming down with covid and not show up to vote, the vote is 2/3 of the senators voting, not 2/3 of all senators. Expecting courage to do the right or even the smart thing from Republican Senators is folly.

If the Republicans want to save themselves, the Republican senators will do everything in their power to ensure that Donald Trump never gets anywhere near a campaign ever again.

Nancy had natural nice-sized breasts at age 20 as you can see below (you need to scroll down to see the photo of her with JFK.

As women age, breasts droop. It appears she has had mastoplexy - surgery to treat sagging breasts by removing excess skin and tightening the remaining tissue.

Why is the obsession with Nancy’s tits, R151?

Has she exposed them to the world like FLOTUS? No? Well, then come back and make your case when she does.

I wonder if the White House staff had to draw straws to be the poor person to tell Trump he's not getting a military send off.

Look at this photo. That is a really good bra and not implants. She's probably buying La Perla.

They’ll send in Ivanka and Guilfoyle, R173.

A blowjob and a lap dance will help ease the pain.

JFK liked them titties. Nancy does a great job with the shitbag politicians she's had to work with.

[quote] I'm sure that Nancy can afford specially made bras that lift, separate, and enhance even the most floopy of lost cause titties.

Ewww.

We’re gay here. We couldn’t care less about a woman’s tits, much less an 80 year old woman.

Can we stop with this talk? Or just make your own thread.

[quote] Look at Feinstein, for god's sake.

Who? Who?

Oh, me. Oh.

Yeah I’m running in 2024 too.

[quote]Can we stop with this talk? Or just make your own thread.

And what exactly would the thread be called? Let's Talk About Nancy's Tits?

Why not? That’s what’s happening here.

It's supposed to be fun, you big old queens. Or maybe are you a little intimidated by Nancy big old gazongas?

R173 and also to tell him that there isn’t enough military staff to coordinate it because they are all deployed guarding the capitol from his dumbass supporters!

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[quote] Or maybe are you a little intimidated by Nancy big old gazongas?

Personally, as a gay man, I’m intimidated by anyone’s gazongas. Especially on a guy.

*shudder*

Pentagon to Trump: We’re busy that day. Have your people call our people and maybe we can set something up for a week or two out. Kthnx.

A grand departure then fleeing into the night.

In Russia, witnesses protect YOU!

I hope they aim the 21 guns appropriately! Trump is so-oooooo full of pompous SHIT!

That's wonderful r186.

So glad they left me behind.

You stay behind with the fat one Barron.

That's great news to hear that the military has refused to do this ridiculous parade. That would have been the worst. Dump should slink away in the middle of the night and never be seen again based on the monumental fuck up that the last 4 years have been and all the damage he has deliberately caused across the nation.

Less than 60 hours to go before we have a new president! The time can't pass quickly enough for me.

Apparently Trump is inviting people to a send-off at 8 in the morning Wednesday. They have to get there between 6 and 7:15 and ... can bring up to five other people!

I wasn't aware he got up that early.

Will there be donuts?

Since he’s no longer staying up half of the night tweeting R192, he ‘s getting up earlier.

8am in the morning? He’s aiming to be the lead story in the morning news coverage.

That means Melania’s glam squad will have to be at the White House at 3:30 am.

They'll put Mel in her box fully made up the night before to save time in the morning.

[quote] what was "catty" about Jim Acosta's reporting in his tweet? Couldn't have been more straightforward as far as I can tell.

There wasn't anything catty about Acosta's reporting. Boris was being obvious while attempting to not be obvious.

I’ll bet the White House staff can’t wait for this klan to leave.

CNN put out a very catty article about the Bidens being welcomed to the White House by the usher, not the Trumps.

And then they also dropped that Melania sleeps in a different bedroom. I mean, I know we knew that, but I don't think I've seen it reported out loud before.

The Biden family volunteered at a Philadelphia food bank today.

They left these messages on the chalkboards

I like having nice tits.

I like having tits in a nice dress.

The band will start things off with the Washington Post March by John Phillip Sousa. Too bad trump doesn't know the march, or he'd blow.

It would be good if we could send him off with a thousand T**** baby blimps in the sky.

Some of them could drift past Marine One...

Sweet.

Forty-three more hours. Still forty-three too many to live through.

Longest ever.

Imagine having to endure four more years of this? I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t.

His event is at 8am? He’s gonna be two hours late

It makes me so happy that the Pentagon told him to go fuck himself on this "grand departure" idea.

He's the one who said he knows more than the generals and that people who serve and sacrifice their lives for this country are suckers and losers.

r203 - You need help.

He is completely detached from reality. This is like producing the grand finale of a TV show where he gets this heroic send off. The reality is that more than 400,000 people are dead, the economy is totally fucked up our schools are fucked up, our relationships with allies are fucked up, our unemployment umbers and homeless numbers and the infection rate is through the roof, the environment is fucked up, and he is selling the country away for parts. he has shared our secrets with our enemies, and he is in a the graft and the grift on everything. Not a paper clip is released without an examination of how he can profit from it. No parades for him. He ought to be in a fucking orange jumpsuit. He's a mass murderer and a traitor.

MISSING TEEN: CONTACT THE FBI

R211 you need to watch more movies.

trump got his red carpet, his 21 gun salute and his military band but it was incredibly underwhelming and anemic.

The fact that it took so little time, and that he jetted out of there three hours before the inauguration makes me nervous, like there's something else planned, from which he needs to place some distance between it and himself.

I doubt I'll relax until a week or two into Biden's presidency.

As far as "grand departures" go, it wasn't very grand.

But it was a departure.

Melania changed into this orange and blue number to match her husband.

and Melania immediately throws on a caftan.

It’s like when you get home from work and throw on a pair of sweatpants.

What a hideous outfit.

Gucci. $3,700.

Did she take LSD on the plane?

Is it actually her or the stand-in? (Jk)

It’s Melania Schlump

Howard Johnson's called, they want their shower curtain back.

Fox with guest Miss Lindsey is spending the afternoon attacking Hunter Biden.

Pardon, it's Fox.

Admirals Cove residents don't want Don Jr. and his sweetie, Kimberly Guilfoyle, moving into the neighborhood.

"Go back where you came from, trashy drug addicts. Admirals Cove is a nice respectable neighboorhood and we don't want your kind here."