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Authentic Italian cuisine

I'm a flyover gay who has only gone overseas to visit Hawaii.

If I were to try authentic Italian cuisine, what would I find most surprising?

by Anonymousreply 4January 15, 2021 8:58 PM

[Quote]I'm a flyover gay who has only gone overseas to visit Hawaii.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 1January 15, 2021 7:36 PM

[quote]If I were to try authentic Italian cuisine, what would I find most surprising?

My favorite lasagne features neither ricotta nor mozzarella.

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by Anonymousreply 2January 15, 2021 7:39 PM

Every pasta dish contains a teeny, tiny nugget of the Pope's shit. It's, like, a law there or something.

by Anonymousreply 3January 15, 2021 8:46 PM

That the tablecloths aren't always checkered.

by Anonymousreply 4January 15, 2021 8:58 PM
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