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by Anonymousreply 1January 16, 2021 7:27 PM

I wrecked my car and it was in the autobody shop for three weeks. When I spoke to the guy over the phone his name was Julio and he sounded HAWT. When I met him he was so so, not as hot as I thought.

However, when I picked up the car he must’ve drive the car around a bit because the inside of the car smells like sweaty Puerto Rican foreskin- which finally faded away today.

It was both an attractive and repulsive smell at the same time and thank God my husband didn’t use the car recently!

by Anonymousreply 1January 16, 2021 7:27 PM
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