Coworkers complaining about my juicy ass in tight pants

PICS. Or it didn't happen, bitch!

Are they see through white pants with black thong?

I've had the same. I overheard one say that I was "looking trim, taut and terrific".

You may not have such a 'big juicy ass' but you may have desperately unhappy co-workers.

Perhaps the girls in the steno pool think you just type fat?

You shouldn’t duct-tape your caftan to your anatomy, OP.

How do they know it's juicy? Just how many people have been in there OP?

Two words: flowing caftan.

[quote] How do they know it's juicy?

It leaks.

OP is CNN's own juicylicious bubble butted John King.

By juicy do you mean it is constantly in the state of diarrhea?

[quote] wtf do they want me to do about it?

Perform degrading dances? Sing humiliating songs?

Someone's a mincing peacock.

You know you’re flaunting your cheeks boy!

Are you a football player OP?

Oh, is that juice? We were wondering. . .

They were complaining that it isn't Bring Your Child To Work Day.

How do the farts escape?

Donald, that isn't juice.

It is the smell, boy! Wash your nasty ass! 🙀

I think it looks delicious - just like my Friday Bundt cake treats I bring on Fridays.

OP needs to fuck off:

Coworkers complaining about my juicy ass in tight pants Not my fault I have a big juicy ass, wtf do they want me to do about it?

I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car This is illegal? why? nobody was harmed

WHY THE FUCK IS WALMART CLOSED? ITS NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY BUT EVEN IF IT WAS WALMART SHOULD BE OPEN

Baking cookies for my ex boyfriend so he comes back and loves me again Do you think it will work?

I fell down the stairs and my boyfriend laughed HE FUCKING LAUGHED

OP pictured

By juicy do you mean yourself squatting in toilet stall 3 and yelling out "I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick!"

No R22, it's this guy.

Uh huh