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Coworkers complaining about my juicy ass in tight pants

Not my fault I have a big juicy ass, wtf do they want me to do about it?

by Anonymousreply 2501/14/2021

PICS. Or it didn't happen, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2021

Are they see through white pants with black thong?

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2021

I've had the same. I overheard one say that I was "looking trim, taut and terrific".

You may not have such a 'big juicy ass' but you may have desperately unhappy co-workers.

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2021

Perhaps the girls in the steno pool think you just type fat?

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2021

You shouldn’t duct-tape your caftan to your anatomy, OP.

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2021

How do they know it's juicy? Just how many people have been in there OP?

by Anonymousreply 601/13/2021

Two words: flowing caftan.

by Anonymousreply 701/13/2021

[quote] How do they know it's juicy?

It leaks.

by Anonymousreply 801/13/2021

OP is CNN's own juicylicious bubble butted John King.

by Anonymousreply 901/13/2021

By juicy do you mean it is constantly in the state of diarrhea?

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2021

[quote] wtf do they want me to do about it?

Perform degrading dances? Sing humiliating songs?

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2021

Someone's a mincing peacock.

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2021

You know you’re flaunting your cheeks boy!

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2021

Are you a football player OP?

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by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2021

Oh, is that juice? We were wondering. . .

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2021

They were complaining that it isn't Bring Your Child To Work Day.

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2021

How do the farts escape?

by Anonymousreply 1701/14/2021

Donald, that isn't juice.

by Anonymousreply 1801/14/2021

It is the smell, boy! Wash your nasty ass! 🙀

by Anonymousreply 1901/14/2021

I think it looks delicious - just like my Friday Bundt cake treats I bring on Fridays.

by Anonymousreply 2001/14/2021

OP needs to fuck off:

Coworkers complaining about my juicy ass in tight pants Not my fault I have a big juicy ass, wtf do they want me to do about it?

I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car This is illegal? why? nobody was harmed


Baking cookies for my ex boyfriend so he comes back and loves me again Do you think it will work?

I fell down the stairs and my boyfriend laughed HE FUCKING LAUGHED

by Anonymousreply 2101/14/2021

OP pictured

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by Anonymousreply 2201/14/2021

By juicy do you mean yourself squatting in toilet stall 3 and yelling out "I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick!"

by Anonymousreply 2301/14/2021

No R22, it's this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 2401/14/2021

Uh huh

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