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Coworkers complaining about my juicy ass in tight pants

Not my fault I have a big juicy ass, wtf do they want me to do about it?

by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2021 2:28 PM

PICS. Or it didn't happen, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2021 3:48 AM

Are they see through white pants with black thong?

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2021 3:48 AM

I've had the same. I overheard one say that I was "looking trim, taut and terrific".

You may not have such a 'big juicy ass' but you may have desperately unhappy co-workers.

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2021 3:54 AM

Perhaps the girls in the steno pool think you just type fat?

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2021 3:55 AM

You shouldn’t duct-tape your caftan to your anatomy, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2021 3:58 AM

How do they know it's juicy? Just how many people have been in there OP?

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2021 4:05 AM

Two words: flowing caftan.

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2021 4:07 AM

[quote] How do they know it's juicy?

It leaks.

by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2021 4:08 AM

OP is CNN's own juicylicious bubble butted John King.

by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2021 4:29 AM

By juicy do you mean it is constantly in the state of diarrhea?

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2021 4:30 AM

[quote] wtf do they want me to do about it?

Perform degrading dances? Sing humiliating songs?

by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2021 4:32 AM

Someone's a mincing peacock.

by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2021 4:37 AM

You know you’re flaunting your cheeks boy!

by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2021 4:40 AM

Are you a football player OP?

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by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2021 4:40 AM

Oh, is that juice? We were wondering. . .

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2021 4:50 AM

They were complaining that it isn't Bring Your Child To Work Day.

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2021 5:11 AM

How do the farts escape?

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2021 11:18 AM

Donald, that isn't juice.

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2021 11:21 AM

It is the smell, boy! Wash your nasty ass! 🙀

by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2021 11:25 AM

I think it looks delicious - just like my Friday Bundt cake treats I bring on Fridays.

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2021 11:31 AM

OP needs to fuck off:

Coworkers complaining about my juicy ass in tight pants Not my fault I have a big juicy ass, wtf do they want me to do about it?

I was arrested for sucking cock in a parked car This is illegal? why? nobody was harmed

WHY THE FUCK IS WALMART CLOSED? ITS NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY BUT EVEN IF IT WAS WALMART SHOULD BE OPEN

Baking cookies for my ex boyfriend so he comes back and loves me again Do you think it will work?

I fell down the stairs and my boyfriend laughed HE FUCKING LAUGHED

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2021 12:38 PM

OP pictured

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by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2021 2:11 PM

By juicy do you mean yourself squatting in toilet stall 3 and yelling out "I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick!"

by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2021 2:14 PM

No R22, it's this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2021 2:14 PM

Uh huh

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by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2021 2:28 PM
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