DL FAVE Anne Hathaway Is Asking Everyone To Stop Calling Her Anne, Saying She Would Prefer Anything Else

I call her Miss Pretty Princess Perfect!

Soon nobody will have to call this diva anything because her career is for shit and she makes flops.

I’ll call her Annoying. Will that work?

Is bitch better?

I’ll call her cunt.

Is she okay with being called Shitty Little Anne?

As you wish, my child.

Doesn’t she know how to pronounce AnnE?

She’s trying to make “fetch” happen.

She's a superb singer, and actually quite a good actress. but she wants people to think of hr as a likeable person, and that's just impossible. She reminds everyone of the sugary goody-goody they despised in high school.

Oh. Okay then, I'll call her Box Office Poison.

If her name's not Anne Hathaway, does that mean she has to return her Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in Les Misérables?

[quote] "And so people call me Miss H; people call me Hath"

I can guarantee you the only people who have ever called her "Hath" were carefully instructed to do so.

Call Me Caitlyn.

Oh, Anne. She's unpredictable as weather. She's as flighty as a feather.

She'll be 40 next year, and Annie sounds more like she's 28.

Ancillary?

Ant Nest?

Anne-onymous?

OH, OF COURSE:

Anema.

It's a little late in the game for this. Patty Duke at one time wanted to be called Pat Duke because it sounded more grown up, then professionally as Patty Duke Astin, and at one time she wanted people to Call Me Anna the title of her autobiography and finally she settled for Patty Duke.

Juw may call meh "ME-LanYA"

She’s a really good actress and it’s why she’s still around.

[quote]but she wants people to think of hr as a likeable person

She's no Jen Aniston.

OH NO SHE WANTS TO BE BRIAN AND WANTS A PENIS.

EVERYONE HATES HATHAWAY!

Hmmmm. “Anal-leakage”? Works for me!

Many children go through a period of hating their name and wanting people to call them something else.

I don't think I've ever heard of a 39-year-old doing that.

i'll call her whatever she likes as long as it isn't Andrew

i';;

Like Prince, then?

"The Actress Formerly Known as Anne"

What about Hilaria?

Anneoying

Does she have a middle name she could use? A Confirmation name that she selected herself? (She was Catholic before moving over to the Episcopalians)

White women are exhausting.

R31 How is this not racism?

I'd chalk it up more to celebrity self-preoccupation.

R32 Non white people have to worry about being profiled by police and discrimination, especially in the last 4 years. White women are the most pampered people on earth. They need to create trivial problems so they can can validate their unfound feelings of being perpetual victims.

Anal

How about “Clownfart MacOozeGiggle?” Would that be better?

I genuinely don't know why people think she's inherently unlikeable. She's no more irritating than any other celebrity, maybe a little more basic than other actresses but that's about it.

This was just some fluff interview on Fallon, it's insane to see people say "this is proof that all white women are the most evil privileged people in the world" in response to it, it's just not a proportionate response.

[quote]I genuinely don't know why people think she's inherently unlikeable.

She just is. It’s not quantifiable.

Maybe she would prefer this.

Interesting attempt at rebranding and trying to come across as more approachable.

I've never really understood the Anne Hathaway hate on DL - I mean comparatively, she's nowhere near the worst person we've ridiculed.

Annie Hathaway should start going by her Wu-Tang name, Midnight Madman.

R32 what’s your take on white men?

[quote]Non white people have to worry about being profiled by police and discrimination, especially in the last 4 years.

I hear that's a HUGE problem in Malaysia.

She’s no Carmelita Pope!

[quote]Interesting attempt at rebranding and trying to come across as more approachable.

Her Q Score is probably as inconsequential as Ryan Gosling's cheekbones and her PR team is pulling out all the stops.

Just keep giving us nails for your coffin Annie.

I've met her, and she's actually a very nice person. I don't get the "Annie" thing at her age but, whatever. Her name is Anne, she approved it as her professional name, it is what it is, Anne. Her friends probably call her what she prefers.

Whinylittlebitch seems to fit.

How did she ever have a Hollywood career with such an ugly face (the result of being mean).

Titless Wonder Hathaway has a definite ring to it.

According to the disappointingly straight Stanley Tucci, Hathaway has huge tits and is constantly flinging them around.

She can't figure out why the fans have deserted her. This is guaranteed not to get them back.

Exhausting egomaniac control freak,

No, AnnE, you will not be the next Meryl, Dame Judi, etc.

You're pushing 40 and not that interesting - you will do some TV work and then disappear just like the rest of the 40+ actresses.

How about Asshole?

[quote]She can't figure out why the fans have deserted her.

This is a prime example of why she's so unlikeable. She's embarrassingly self-unaware.

She's trying to become edgier.

She does have tits. Got them out a number of times. 2 kids now probably real saggers. Maybe she would be cool if she just let herself have sagged tits now and show them like that... like Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Maggie's tits were saggy the moment she hit puberty.

Her tits are shaped just like her weird nose.^^

I suggest "Forgotten."

She'll be Andrew before 2021 is out.

Mark my words!

You know she is seething with jealousy of Elliot Page.

R41 I don't have a "take" on white men. They comprise a very large group of humans, and they're very diverse.

What prompted your question?