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Javanka ‘need not apply’ to selective Florida country club on Indian Creek Island

Instead, they can travel 70 miles from their recent $30 million lot purchase to visit with Daddy at Mar-A-Lago.

[italic]Santa keeps sending presents all through January this year. Glorious.[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 4:07 PM

And you know they won't be able to get into the Mortimer Club either.

by Anonymousreply 101/13/2021

Makes you want to sing Branigan's "Gloria" doesn't it, OP. And it fits Ivanka pretty well

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2021

I wish they had a kept quiet about this, let them apply, and then leaked it.

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2021

Ivanka strikes me as the type of cold-hearted bitch that would never let you see her cry or be sad, but you just know it’s killing her to be socially shunned. I wish Barbara Walters was still around to interview her and pull a tear out of that stone-faced cunt.

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2021

Persona non grata!

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2021

Just like her poppa, r4.

by Anonymousreply 601/13/2021

Not our class, dearie

by Anonymousreply 701/13/2021

Kimberly Guilfoyle knows how to get a membership card to this place, she will show Ivanka how to grease the pipes.

by Anonymousreply 801/13/2021

Daddy already showed Ivanka how to grease those pipes.

by Anonymousreply 901/13/2021

May I suggest Mr. Ray's Wig World?

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2021

The Trumps were not invited to join the Everglades nor the Bath and Tennis Club (the B&T in Palm Beach not the one in Westhampton, although I don't think they could get into that one either).

No decent club will have that fat fuck and his awful spawn, so he built his own and now those are going down the tubes. Sweet.

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2021

They're vulgarians with no interest in culture or philanthropy.

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2021

Why should we welcome you, Jared Lickspittle?

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by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2021

She’ll just pull an Alva Vanderbilt move with a big party and minds will change. Social radioactivity tends to be fluid if you know how to manipulate it. She’s still youngish enough to move full circle.

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2021

“She’s a VULGARIAN!”

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2021

Pariahs will be fun to watch!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2021

This delights me much more than it should. Thank the Lord for Datalounge. I swear you have helped keep me sane.

by Anonymousreply 1701/13/2021

And don't even think about getting a membership with us.

by Anonymousreply 1801/13/2021

Mummy said they're Jews, and we can't have that sort of... element. It would bring the place down.

by Anonymousreply 1901/13/2021

They need to go live amongst their MAGA people in Jacksonville & Ocala; I am sure the will be heartily welcomed at the Friday night all you eat shrimp buffet!

by Anonymousreply 20Last Thursday at 12:01 AM

Muhaha! I am just smirking over this. And so it begins, life with the deplorables. Shunned by decent society. Karma, pleased with her sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Thursday at 12:37 AM

They weren't ever getting in in the first place. 🇮🇱

Actually, if they were smart, there is quite the Jewban communidad around Coral Gables and they like Doral. They're all just waiting around to take back La Habana.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Thursday at 1:00 AM

They kin joyn ar club.

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by Anonymousreply 23Last Thursday at 1:08 AM

Jarvanka is the best meme in awhile

by Anonymousreply 24Last Thursday at 1:26 AM

[quote] I wish they had a kept quiet about this, let them apply, and then leaked it.

No, no. It’s MUCH juicier this way. Imagine not being just denied entry, but publicly being told don’t even apply! We don’t want you.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Thursday at 1:43 AM

Well in a few years maybe they can get into The Villages.

Or maybe not.

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by Anonymousreply 26Last Thursday at 1:49 AM

Eh do you really think Jared and Ivanka are the country club type? I doubt Jared is running to a golf course on his free time , an adult video store glory hole maybe.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 2:29 AM

Things have reached a pretty pass When someone pretty lower-class Graceless and vulgar, uninspired Can be accepted and admired.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 2:33 AM

She’s more likely to be a denizen of a Federal “country club” for a few years, given the legal exposure she has.

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by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 3:30 AM

What the fuck are you talking about, R22?

Carl Icahn's a member of Indian Creek - duh.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Thursday at 11:07 AM

R30 There are Jews and then there are Jews. Icahn is the later.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Thursday at 11:20 AM

Yeah, sure thing, R31, except the Kushners are also the latter. Indian Creek won't take them because they're associated with DONALD, not because the Kushners are Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Thursday at 11:26 AM

Well now that Kushner's father has been pardoned... all is forgiven.

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Thursday at 2:43 PM

Do you think Jared hits Ivanka’s G spot to her liking?

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 3:43 PM

I dunno, R34, is there a G spot on a turkey baster?

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 4:07 PM
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