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Javanka ‘need not apply’ to selective Florida country club on Indian Creek Island

Instead, they can travel 70 miles from their recent $30 million lot purchase to visit with Daddy at Mar-A-Lago.

[italic]Santa keeps sending presents all through January this year. Glorious.[/italic]

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by Anonymousreply 35January 15, 2021 1:07 AM

And you know they won't be able to get into the Mortimer Club either.

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2021 12:30 AM

Makes you want to sing Branigan's "Gloria" doesn't it, OP. And it fits Ivanka pretty well

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2021 12:36 AM

I wish they had a kept quiet about this, let them apply, and then leaked it.

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2021 12:36 AM

Ivanka strikes me as the type of cold-hearted bitch that would never let you see her cry or be sad, but you just know it’s killing her to be socially shunned. I wish Barbara Walters was still around to interview her and pull a tear out of that stone-faced cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2021 12:45 AM

Persona non grata!

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2021 12:57 AM

Just like her poppa, r4.

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2021 1:00 AM

Not our class, dearie

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2021 1:09 AM

Kimberly Guilfoyle knows how to get a membership card to this place, she will show Ivanka how to grease the pipes.

by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2021 1:18 AM

Daddy already showed Ivanka how to grease those pipes.

by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2021 1:22 AM

May I suggest Mr. Ray's Wig World?

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2021 1:27 AM

The Trumps were not invited to join the Everglades nor the Bath and Tennis Club (the B&T in Palm Beach not the one in Westhampton, although I don't think they could get into that one either).

No decent club will have that fat fuck and his awful spawn, so he built his own and now those are going down the tubes. Sweet.

by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2021 1:28 AM

They're vulgarians with no interest in culture or philanthropy.

by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2021 1:32 AM

Why should we welcome you, Jared Lickspittle?

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by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2021 1:50 AM

She’ll just pull an Alva Vanderbilt move with a big party and minds will change. Social radioactivity tends to be fluid if you know how to manipulate it. She’s still youngish enough to move full circle.

by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2021 3:13 AM

“She’s a VULGARIAN!”

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2021 3:53 AM

Pariahs will be fun to watch!!!!

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2021 5:02 AM

This delights me much more than it should. Thank the Lord for Datalounge. I swear you have helped keep me sane.

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2021 6:05 AM

And don't even think about getting a membership with us.

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2021 6:09 AM

Mummy said they're Jews, and we can't have that sort of... element. It would bring the place down.

by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2021 6:11 AM

They need to go live amongst their MAGA people in Jacksonville & Ocala; I am sure the will be heartily welcomed at the Friday night all you eat shrimp buffet!

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2021 9:01 AM

Muhaha! I am just smirking over this. And so it begins, life with the deplorables. Shunned by decent society. Karma, pleased with her sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2021 9:37 AM

They weren't ever getting in in the first place. 🇮🇱

Actually, if they were smart, there is quite the Jewban communidad around Coral Gables and they like Doral. They're all just waiting around to take back La Habana.

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2021 10:00 AM

They kin joyn ar club.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2021 10:08 AM

Jarvanka is the best meme in awhile

by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2021 10:26 AM

[quote] I wish they had a kept quiet about this, let them apply, and then leaked it.

No, no. It’s MUCH juicier this way. Imagine not being just denied entry, but publicly being told don’t even apply! We don’t want you.

by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2021 10:43 AM

Well in a few years maybe they can get into The Villages.

Or maybe not.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 14, 2021 10:49 AM

Eh do you really think Jared and Ivanka are the country club type? I doubt Jared is running to a golf course on his free time , an adult video store glory hole maybe.

by Anonymousreply 27January 14, 2021 11:29 AM

Things have reached a pretty pass When someone pretty lower-class Graceless and vulgar, uninspired Can be accepted and admired.

by Anonymousreply 28January 14, 2021 11:33 AM

She’s more likely to be a denizen of a Federal “country club” for a few years, given the legal exposure she has.

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by Anonymousreply 29January 14, 2021 12:30 PM

What the fuck are you talking about, R22?

Carl Icahn's a member of Indian Creek - duh.

by Anonymousreply 30January 14, 2021 8:07 PM

R30 There are Jews and then there are Jews. Icahn is the later.

by Anonymousreply 31January 14, 2021 8:20 PM

Yeah, sure thing, R31, except the Kushners are also the latter. Indian Creek won't take them because they're associated with DONALD, not because the Kushners are Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 32January 14, 2021 8:26 PM

Well now that Kushner's father has been pardoned... all is forgiven.

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by Anonymousreply 33January 14, 2021 11:43 PM

Do you think Jared hits Ivanka’s G spot to her liking?

by Anonymousreply 34January 15, 2021 12:43 AM

I dunno, R34, is there a G spot on a turkey baster?

by Anonymousreply 35January 15, 2021 1:07 AM
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