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Hep me Obi-datalounge, you're my only hope!

Earworm insanity.

There's a fat chick baker who is a FABULOUS baker so don't give me any shit about how fat she is or how she ties her aprons. I know, okay? I'm not blind and I don't care what she looks like - she's fucking great.

Anyway, fat baker chick's name is Erin McDowell. She wrote "The Book on Pie" which is a really good book if you want to know how to bake pies. She's on a video channel/site called Food52. She plays a clip of this song - heavy on the horns - as her theme and it's trapped in my head. The same fucking clip of that song, over and over and over.

This earworm is going to kill me BEFORE I GET TO WATCH T**** LEAVE IN SHAME AND DISGRACE.

Someone must know what it's called. What is that fucking song?

Hep me hep me hep me please.

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by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 19Last Thursday at 8:50 AM

It's easy these days to train a smartphone at the source of the sound, and an app will tell you what song it is.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 101/13/2021

Shazam is your friend, in less than a second, I found out the song is called Camaro, by someone by the name of Oliver Michael. You’re welcome

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 201/13/2021

It sounds like free stock music from the YouTube Audio Library. Do you really have that shitty taste in music or are you actually the fat frau in the video trying to promote your book?

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 301/13/2021

OP really doesn’t have Shazam?

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 401/13/2021

Thanks people, thank you thank you thank you! Even if you could only tell me while also insulting me, it's okay because now I have the fucking song and that's all I wanted. Insult away, kids.

I will be able to enjoy the humiliating disgrace and exit of the traitor T****tanic from DC.

Datalounge, you are great.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 501/13/2021

Guys, I am not the fat baker chick.

I am OLD OLD OLD. Not only do I not *have* Shazam, I don't even know what it is. Seriously, no idea.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 601/13/2021

Poor OP.

She's such a fat-phobe she thinks we automatically assume fat women can't bake.

OBVIOUSLY OP is an interloping Frau here.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 701/13/2021

Also, I am reliably informed by my much cooler brother that I do indeed have incredibly shitty taste in music.

No, I am not an interloper frau, children. I'm OLD and a really old datalounge member of more than 20 years.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 801/13/2021

Great, big girls bake the best pies and cakes.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 901/13/2021

Are there any Dataloungers from day one still here? Shall we start a thread on this?

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1001/13/2021

[quote] He's such a fat-phobe he thinks we automatically assume fat women can't bake.

No, Sherlock, I automatically assumed that we'd get off on a tangent about how fat she is and how she ties her apron up under her huge udders and how fattening all her recipes are and then I'd never get the fucking song name.

Again, thank you for the song name, r2.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1101/13/2021

Why do you want to listen to something that’s been chronically stuck in your head? Here’s something vaguely similar but a million times cooler if you’re ready to start trying to improve your taste

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by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1201/13/2021

F@ck your question 0P! I’m more interested how to make an amazing fruit pie!

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1301/13/2021

Erin's got some great pie knowledge to lay on you, R13.

I'm fucking old, I know how to bake fruit pie and she taught me a few things.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1401/13/2021

I want Impeach Pie

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1501/13/2021

I only trust fat cooks.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1601/13/2021

Shut your pie hole, biitches!

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 1701/13/2021

OP, thanks for that link. She shares a lot of good tips.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 18Last Thursday at 8:25 AM

People who are good bakers and enjoy it are fat.

by Earworm tragedy in the making...reply 19Last Thursday at 8:50 AM
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