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My FWB turned me down for the 5th time. I lost it.

He said "I know you're a libidinous guy, but I'm not feeling well."

I told him that he had humiliated me for the last time. He has rejected me several times, but to slut shame me in this manner is beyond the pale. I said I'm sorry you have the shriveled up testicles of a recently deceased nursing home patient and the sex drive to match, but I will not tolerate this treatment. We are finished. I told him that he never had what it took to satisfy me, so he has some nerve talking to me like that. Then I ate an entire Duncan Hines Fudge Marble Cake.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Thursday at 3:28 AM


by Anonymousreply 101/13/2021

The Senatrice will not be denied!

by Anonymousreply 201/13/2021

Well, thankfully you handled it like grown up.

by Anonymousreply 301/13/2021

I have this asshole "acquaintance" who keeps bugging the shit out of me, wanting me to fuck him. I don't want to cause he's a lousy ass lay.

I've told him no five different times, but he insists.

I think he's completely mental and I'm blocking his ass.

by Anonymousreply 401/13/2021

I think your FWB is well rid of you

by Anonymousreply 501/13/2021

You are nothing more than a cheap sex poodle, OP.

by Anonymousreply 601/13/2021

OP has dingleberries the size of malted milk balls. I’ve asked him to at least let me get them with my pinking shears, but he won’t hear it. I’ve had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 701/13/2021

[quote] Well, thankfully you handled it like grown up.

This bullshit.

Look, I will not allow myself to be treated like garbage. People who say shit like this just don’t like being called out. Well, guess what, sweet cheeks? I refuse to be treated like this and if you try some shit with me, I absolutely WILL tear you a new one. Don’t start nothing and there won’t be nothing.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Thursday at 2:33 AM

Acting like a 12 year old isn't cute r8.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Thursday at 2:35 AM

Prolapse isn't very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 2:36 AM

He fucking slut shamed me, you stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Thursday at 2:39 AM

6/10 till the last sentence. You overdid it OP.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Thursday at 2:43 AM

I'm just going to leave this here:

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by Anonymousreply 13Last Thursday at 2:45 AM

I eat my feelings, R12.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Thursday at 2:50 AM

Thank you for your application to Breadloaf. I am regret that we can do nothing for you.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Thursday at 2:55 AM

6/10 - For using the word Sweet cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Thursday at 3:00 AM

"I regret". (Breadloaf intern who can't write himself)

by Anonymousreply 17Last Thursday at 3:01 AM

I just feel like there's a missing Shit Brickhouse in this story somewhere...

by Anonymousreply 18Last Thursday at 3:16 AM

So you finally took the hint? Good. I have this FWB I had to dump because he would text me and if I didn’t respond immediately, I would get another text like “guess your not talking to me anymore”. And then when we did get together, he would be so damn bossy. I would give him a ride somewhere and he would insist that I go the route he wanted to go.

I had to replace my fuel pump and sight unseen he argued with me that it was the starter. That was when I just stopped responding.

No, we AREN’T friends anymore

by Anonymousreply 19Last Thursday at 3:18 AM

Ok, sorry, OP, I was being snarky. Let's talk about it and make it a learning experience for all of us. So, you have a FWB, he shows no interest anymore, and he is making excuses for not seeing you anymore. In essence, he wants to get out, but he hasn't found the best way to get out and still be considerate. There are different ways for him to handle the situation. Considering his goal - ending the relationship - how should he have handled it, so you wouldn't feel like crap?

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by Anonymousreply 20Last Thursday at 3:26 AM

+2000 calories/10

by Anonymousreply 21Last Thursday at 3:28 AM
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