Analyze Henry Cavill’s Ass

Witchers don’t need no steenking pocketses!

Muy flat, if you ask me

flat and flabby

Who's the old gal? Madonna?

Which gal, R4?

Big but flat

That ass is not flat, esp. for a Caucasian. Pockets usually help to fill out that area.

People are looking at so much media (filters & plastic surgery) that, now, his ass is considered "flat."

R7 It’s not a shelf. But in person it’s probably very impressive.

Looka like-a not a man.

He has wide birthing hips but his ass is overall pancakes

shockingly womanly

[quote] shockingly womanly

Why “shockingly”, R11?

because the front looks like this.

I'm sure his ass is fine and the costumer has flubbed the thick stretchy material in that outfit. Its pushed the derriere in unfortunate directions.

He better show his ass this season.

He has a nice but overrated ass. I remember from The Tudors. His butt isn't flat but it's not that big either.

See him in that soldier movie? Can't remember the name. He got GIGANTIC.

Meh.

No, that’s a half-butt body and you might as well get used to the fact that some of us are cursed with half-butt and we can work all we want and it still a weird half-butt.

And he has a tasty, hairy, climbably tall form so just shut up and post more pics.

[quote]That ass is not flat, esp. for a Caucasian.

For your average Joe I'd say it looks pretty normal, but I'd expect someone who works out as much as he does to have more muscular and prominent glutes.

Are we sure this isn't Nancy Pelosi's fine old butt?

It's the pants. Nothing wrong with Henry. At all.

[quote] See him in that soldier movie? Can't remember the name.

? ? ?

R16, do you refer to Sand Castle also starring DL fave Nicholas Hoult?

That is one long and funky bottom.

Ahem

Those pants are not flattering.

Brief video of him in the Witcher pants.

His ass has never been Super.

I was going to say it’s those pants he has a bubble but big time. Hes thick

Brief video.

Has the ass ever been eaten ?

I thought his ass in The Tudors was quite lovely.

...

R33 That picture is from 2007. I’m sure his ass looks nothing like that now based on how it’s shaped when clothed in recent pictures.

Henry Cavill has a good looking arse. If you think otherwise, you are a moron or are a nincompoop looking for a controversy where none exists.

No, I know, I just remember how much I liked it.

To be honest, and I know I'm going to have to give my gay card back, but... Henry Cavill doesn't really do it for me.

Agree, R35. It's lovely. As I said above, he's not really my type, but he has a grand backside.

That's a Karen butt.

[quote] That's a Karen butt.

?

R31 heard he likes to eat ass.

His rented house was posted earlier and for the nutcases having a breakdown over henners privacy as if they didnt know about about it last year. The house is available for rent from the 25th. He's a calculative bitch just like his fans.

Thanks R30 - I could watch that all day!

Ewww, his ass looks like a 40-something year old woman’s ass now! 🤮 You all are delusional if you think that it looks hot now. It went from being a bubble butt to a pear shaped ass with birthing hips.

It's big, I'd still fuck it.

R43 Was this caused by his pig-like diet?

Cake

Y.

R46, do you refer to R45?

Here's some tea to sip fellow LSAers, you have Doctor love's hench women among your midst. One of which is RCEdwards. Doctor love is fear mongering everyone with her Misery persona. She actually knows the person who posts creepy messages on Instagram. Be careful of her tactics.

Youve been warned!

He has child bearing hips.

He looks good coming and going. Call me Henry.

Crawling out like cockroaches.

I guess I like "child-bearing hips"!

Anyone heard the story of Henry putting a pyramid in his backyard and engaging in gender fluid bacchanalian rites including erotic mummification?

R54 can't say that i have 🤨

Playing on emotional strings are we? Follow them to the rabbit holes so they have control over your posts. Don't believe it? Ask if you're under DoctorLove's naughty or nice list. Must be nice being watched.

Another warning.

So hot.

No, his ass R48

Ass looks very flabby. ugh.

R50

What the hell #60

It is as broad and flat as my mother’s.

I saw another video like R60's about Justin Bieber. I think they're called Transvestigations. Just more fuel for the conspiracy theorists.

one of the best white asses

What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk Get you love drunk off my hump My hump, my hump; my hump, my hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps....

It looks like an ass to me.

That show, my god. I like fantasy and I also like horror, and so I tried to watch it. It is unwatchable.

I am stunned by all the gushing for it. It’s truly terrible.

How quickly Hedy and the gang figured out a way to crowd source all of the fans into one for a monopoly of information and secrecy by Misery's Annie, the queen of all things Cavill. Only by her consent can you post freely. And how quickly one bounces back after playing the emotional strings. Notice how the tide changes so it will be easier for you to see the next time a crazy one appears.

His ass looks big in certain pants and swim suits, but he hasn't show it nude on screen since The Tudors, so who knows what it actually looks like. The Witcher pants look like they squish it down and flatten it out. There are pictures out there where he looks like he has one of the bigger male celebrity asses.

Hope he sheds the clothes soon and lets us get a good look at it.

Twinx I see the same thing, feels good to be right

Reeks from constant farts.

He's a gassy gay guy.

It’s big

Twinx, why don't you just post this shit on LSA???

The minions came out to play in the game of control. LSA letting white women control them.

Lady with the horns sharing Private comments are we?

Lady with the horns keeps exposing herself, a treat.

Hint - cross reference.

From the picture, I would have thought it was a woman.

R76

Hedy and the backup singers are letting their real voices out.

You hate to see it.

All for a few likes.

R78 is hedy giadaonetsy on lsa? And who are the backup singers? And what do you mean by real voices? Is it because they are saying henry is racist because they want to look black because you exposed them? Or because they want to control the topic on him in the thread? Please explain.

His fandom is toxic AF.

Looks like RCEdwards is reincarnated Macron. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Henry posted! Looks like it's from the same house that R41 said he left!

I'm sorry R41 I thought you were lying but when I put 8+ nights the place is available for rent from January 25. You are right. Maybe it's a different place or a preplanned photo.

R81 how do you know? Didn't Macron know all the facts? He posted that "anyone thinking he was suddenly leaving the place was fooling themselves" but I just seen confirmation of R41 that he left. Is it acting stupid or they are not as smart?

R80 how?? Most of the time all i see are negative comments about him being a pedo.

R85 nothing about pedo. Its all about his ex gfs over and over again...He is so closed. He gives us nothing but AD so fans began going crazy

R86 you are the only one who said ex girlfriend in this thread.

I wish we can see the doggo kal again.

Policing threads are we? Did you throw away the small violin you played?

R86 - Alert!!! Asian cunt!

Alert!! R89 - stupid whore!

He is perfection

Womanly ass.

Scared of exposure? Or you found it comfortable to freely express your lies behind the walls?

R93 What do you mean?

And then one of Hedy's stars tries to control the good old gossip, on a place made specifically for that. Not suspicious at all.

What's being said behind the walls is being translated loud and clear.

I like womanly asses on men.

R95 Ha?

[quote] I like womanly asses on men.

Examples please.

Henry, those pants are NOT flattering.

Do something about it. You have CLOUT.

R98 - you know, like this hairy woman-type ass.

Or this one...

So you think he has a hairy hole?

R102 you don't??

Looks female.

Did I say that already?

R41 and R83 Do you mean the place in Northern England where he's filming or the place in Florida?

Look at this booby-shmooby!!

And he is romantic as hell

LSAers, say goodbye to your public thread because the colonizers from WDW (White Dumptruck Women) are getting cozy and settling in. At least some of you are in the safe haven away from it. Until a couple expose themselves again of course.

(R103)no I think he does.

He has hairy legs and thighs so the butt and hole probably match.

R109 it doesnt look like that at all

R111 it's called waxing/shaving.

What’s with this weird Instagram account. I saw the LSAers discussing him.

For LSAers, just warned ya’ll about the Icchick member.

Who knew a cowboy fan could be playing both sides? Anything to get information.

R115 Yeeees. Most of them are vile bodies tho.

Racist camp ruined thread, they hate white ppl.

DAS WAYCISS!

If you were to ask me, I’d say that the kind of people who post on LSA are predisposed to having violent arguments.

R114 who is Icchik?

R120 batshit crazy Cavill fan. if you disagree with her she and her minions gonna spend their day try to ban you lmao

R121 did they take over Lsa? I read LSA once. It's creepy weird ... They talk about the same thing day after day. Their stalking prevents them from deciding whether he is gay, pedophile, or still loves Gina. They are either crazy old maidens or young stans.

Didn’t he say he was fat as a kid? He probably has weight issues.

....

Linky stinky at R124.

No it’s not r125.

[quote] Didn’t he say he was fat as a kid? He probably has weight issues.

What does the pic at R123 have to do with his weight issues?

Nothing r127. It’s just hot and it’s his ass, which is what this thread is about.

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#114 drop the entire list of LSA sleeper agents please

#115 seems like you can’t trust anyone over there, it’s sad

Hedy! All that anti racism just to please a privvy group when most of the information there is shared with the WDW hags and vice versa?

Pussy is on high alert because her pants must be on fire! Your history does not bode well with your preachiness as you happily take in and share all the information that you deemed as crazy. Only fools would not see all the private things shared behind the alley walls. Or is the pussy gang jealous the information is not only exclusive to them?

Such a cheesy little video.

Durrell creatures.

Twinx, you made everyone go quiet!

R136 it's probably for the best.

Why? R137

R138 fightning with LSA.

R139 But what does it have to do with people being quiet? Unless that was the reason to post here.

WDW is also quiet, most likely they are in the hidey holes too

OMG! Is this some sort of reverse psychology? Because I've seen people on WDW and LSA ((probably the same users) who don't wan't anyone to share anything about him. Twinx only showed up after someone posted his rental house then everyone went angry and private.

OMG TWINX! If my theory is right, you're an ingenious bastard!

#143 were anon hon share the theories

R144 I think Twinx is either a bunch of people or one of the people on LSA and FF who didn't want to share anything of Henry's outside of private chats. So they made trouble so everyone can stop posting on both sites. It also started after the Namaste user on LSA scared the people there but they didn't respond so they went on here and scared everyone.

Are there really private chats? Is it a gay chat?

Analyze this.

It’s a nice enough ass. Healthy. Robust. Saucy at times. Subject to the same smells as most I’m sure. Could stand to be bared more often. I approve of it!

I wish these freaks would stop putting out these Supes rumors. Henry is most likely on WB's shitlist and it's so obvious now.

R146 it can be whatever you want it to be.

Has something ever been stuck up his butt before is the bigger question lol

R151 Ask Luke Evans lmao

They look cute together R152

Bomer should have had his career, he is the better actor.

r154 = Ryan Murphy

He never looked at any of his "girlfriends" like that. Keep deluding yourself fraus.

Guys, let’s go back to this thread.

R156 I remember that was the night Luke's bf pitched a fit in the car.

You really have to wonder if him and Luke ever hooked up. Like was “closeted” then and well it’s Henry. Trailer sparks could have flown LOL

Henry + will power

He has HIV.

R161 Are you an idiot?

R162 and R163 the links are broken...

R161 Really?? Is this why his skull suddenly looked so different???

Does anyone think for a minute that he fucked Gina Carrano?

Don’t be silly, R167. Of course not.

R167 yep. She still mentioned him on her insta. Does it mean that sex was good and she wants one more?

R169 Nope. Pussy grosses the life out of him.

R170 you mean money? pussy grosses money out of him

I think luke crush on him

r169 = delusional Gina Carrano fanfrau

Why does henry rarely support Zack on SM?

R174 no money, no hone baby

Just how long has Henry had that blue t-shirt?

Blue t-shirt

He's a virgin.

R178 🤣🤣🤣

[quote] He's a virgin.

He hand not virgin.

I’d rather be touching it

Isn't it weird how both WDW and LSA post the exact same links and topics at the same time?

What’s WDW?

R182 accordint to "them" he has new GF

But I thought he was too scared to date?

r185 Because then they would figure out he way gay, Rose.

What made you think he was gay???

DoctorLove caught peddling gossip from LSA on WDW/FF after tying Henry to Sinead from set.

Just as hairy?

Linky stinky, R189.

WEIRDOS TRYING TO CANCEL HENRY CAVILL OVER GINA CARANO AND NEW SUPERGIRL!

Why all caps, R191?

R191 they should just be happy that Brandon and Melissa congratulated Sasha.

In what year did Henry break up with his trainer Michael Blevins??

R194 break up?

[R195] I mean as trainer , How long have they finished Sorry English not my language ;

Gigantic tit muscles

Younger.