Melania Super Psyched To Divorce Cheetolini

I hope she's put some money away because her parents and sister are also living on his dime.

His cult will start screaming ‘Pummel the Putana’.

She’ll be remarried within five years. She’ll find herself a rich old coot with one foot in the grave like Anna Nicole Smith did.

She's as bad as him. Bye bitch!

Poosey for sale!

She'd be wise to file now while he still has assets.

If they divorce she loses Secret Service protection. They will live separate lives. Unless she finds a billionaire who can protect her they will remain married. That's why Jackie Kennedy married Onassis.

Does he though, R6?

Actually, I bet her piece of pie was already in a separate account five years ago, in her parents name, even, just to keep it safe as part of the "insurance" for her having to be Vairst Letty and stick by him an extra five years. And I assume he has had to add to it every year that she's been Vairst Letty. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if the Stop The Steal money was being split with her as part of the divorce.

The WHORE didn’t birth a baby she birthed a paycheck.

Bang bang!

R7 It doesn't matter Trump will lose all the retirement benefits retired Presidents receive since her will be impeached 2x.

Melania will lose $500K in travel allowances.

Trust this: Melania, the kid, her parents and sister all have their bags packed. There are five, one way airline tickets to whatever Eastern European shithole these dirtbags come from. Money is safe in a Swiss bank.

At the appropriate time, just as the heat is being turned up on Trump, Melania & Company will vanish into the night, only to reappear when Trump, her step children, Giuliani and other Trump cohorts are being convicted of treason/sedition.

I want her and her DP family deported.

R9 She's vile and shallow, but I don't think she had Baron "for a paycheck." I think she actually wanted to have a baby and to be a mom, and I think that to the degree she is capable, she loves her son. If it were only for a paycheck, don't you think she'd have split from Donald well before now?

People assume (with no real basis) that she wants out. However, her former friend asserts she's just like Trump in her views. She's with him because she wants to be.

Melania didn’t sign on for any of this First Lady crap. She was strictly a trophy wife and not capable of being anything more than that. I’d love to see her take Baron away and move on. She’s earned every cent of whatever she gets.

No one knows what she's thinking but she's in a tough place (not that I or anyone else should feel sorry for her). She can't badmouth Trump or she faces possible violence from his fans. But she also can't endorse him or she will never be accepted by the people who she wants to spend her life with, many of whom hate Trump.

I think her only choice will be leaving America for a Trump-friendly country. (And there actually are quite a number of them.)

[quote] She’ll be remarried within five years. She’ll find herself a rich old coot with one foot in the grave like Anna Nicole Smith did. It’s an open secret that she’s been porking Hank Siemers for years. They’ll end up married. Bet.

I know this is fun to speculate about, but what would be the point of her leaving? She already has all the perqs of divorce with none of the stigma or difficulty.

So what? Complicit, grifting, gold digger. Maybe she & Giuliani can get a condo in FL together.

I can't claim she's just as bad as Trump. She has, at least, protected her son and kept him as stable as possible, given the circumstances. DJT has endangered his adult children by making them complicit. If he had an iota of protective instinct, he would have steered them away from culpability. But he's not loyal, even to his own children.

Of all the nicknames I've heard about Trump, "Cheetolini" wins by a landslide! This one is actually very clever. Bravo, OP.

Most (if not all) the others are just childish and amateurish i.e. Drump, The Orange Menace, Agent Orange etc.

[quote]She has, at least, protected her son and kept him as stable as possible, given the circumstances.

We have absolutely no evidence of this, people are making assumptions based in part on Melania's own PR.

R22 Sorry, but nothing beats 'former President', and all its iterations, as in 'convicted former President', 'exiled former President', etc, etc. Nothing.

I'm sure she has the money. Remember when she refused to move into the White House and everyone claimed she was renegotiating her financial agreement with Trump? They knew what trouble Trump was in and with him you get your money in advance for any job or you're stuck. A grifter knows a grifter. She could easily trade him in for someone who's continent and she wants to share a bed with. She knows with him as with any woman she has no value beyond her pussy. Contrary to Parker even a whore sometimes wants to think.

She’s still trash. Mercenary whore.

R23, Melania didn't move to D.C. for a long time after Trump's inauguration. I remember because I complained about how much security cost U.S. taxpayers. Supposedly that was because she wanted Barron to finish the school year in NY. I found that credible, though I supposed should have been haggling for more money from DJT.

Supposedly (again) she, Barron and her parents live in Maryland, so that Barron is close to his special school. Since no Trump admits she doesn't live at the White House, I don't think that's part of her PR.

I go bak career.

Be brests.

No, R14. She was ready to divorce him long before he ran for president and then once he got elected there was no way that she could divorce him.

I don't think Melania is evil. She's an opportunist but sadly ended up with the wrong guy. She parroted whatever Trump wanted (ie, the Obama is from Kenya bs) to keep her privileged position.

She's ultimately one of the most inconsequential first ladies in history

Can you imagine having to look at that face every day? Multiple millions would not be enough for me to sell my soul to stay in that monstrous cretin's vicinity. She sold her soul to the devil.

The attached photo is evidence of their sick disfunction. Ghastly.

[quote] It doesn't matter Trump will lose all the retirement benefits retired Presidents receive since her will be impeached 2x.

Stop repeating this nonsense! Being impeached twice doesn't carry any additional penalties.

She needs to move fast. I doubt if he even has a billion left. And the loans coming due (some of them personally guaranteed) and lawsuits will drain him. Future moneymaking ventures will probably be illegal.

Wouldn't a good divorce lawyer have negotiated money up front or in escrow for her to stay married for the duration of the presidency? I don't think she's any sort of Einstein, but I think she is a hardened whore of at least average intelligence. Surely she hired a hardball attorney for the negotiations. Does anyone who represented her?

Ack. Does anyone [italic]know[/italic] who represents her?

She is longtime Eastern European Whore of 1st Order. This is practically an anointed position. She will be fine.

don't care what happens to that cheap skank. Fuck her!

Here's another bitch that was complicit with her husband's delusions.

[quote] But she also can't endorse him or she will never be accepted by the people who she wants to spend her life with, many of whom hate Trump.

She HAS endorsed him. They will live separate lives but I don't think she really wants to leave the US if she doesn't have to. It certainly isn't in Barron's interests to go start over in another country, especially if he's as retarded as people say (although I doubt he is, he probably has garden variety "learning differences".) She seems like a creature of habit without a lot of interests beyond shopping and apparently scrapbooking. She will divorce him if and when it is convenient, but there aren't going to be a lot of takers-- she's no Jerry Hall or Wendi Deng.

So Melania has no rights to stay enn diss cuntrey if she is not married to Trump? I would have assumed she'd have full privileges at this point.

R32, Being impeached and leads to loss of many post-office benefits. You are correct that simple impeachment doesn't. From snopes:

[boldDoes an Impeached US President Lose Benefits?

[quote]What's True[/bold]:If a president is impeached, convicted, and removed from office, they lose many of the benefits awarded to former presidents, such as a pension and travel allowance. A president who is removed from office via impeachment may also be barred from holding future office.

[quote][/bold]What's False:[/bold]If a president is impeached, but not convicted and removed, they maintain the benefits outlined in the Former Presidents Act. Furthermore, being barred from holding future office is not an automatic consequence of impeachment.

[quote][bold]What's Undetermined[/bold]: It's unclear if a president who is impeached, convicted and removed from office would lose Secret Service protection.

If they get divorced, Trump will likely buy an even younger trophy girlfriend within a year.

One year from now is the sweetpoint to file for divorce

Congress will also vote on preventing him from running for office again

I am new woman. This is time. Many men like pretty European lady. I have future at front of me.