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I had a threesome with my hairdresser and real estate agent in my mansion

I’m very satisfied

by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2021 1:59 PM

I wish you would just fuck off and die in a grease fire OP.

Every day with the same kind of inane threads which never happened and never will happen.

None of them are funny or witty or worth posting.

by Anonymousreply 1January 11, 2021 9:17 AM

OP I am appalled that you would have sex with a hairdresser.

by Anonymousreply 2January 11, 2021 12:16 PM

That's called a Stage and Blow.

by Anonymousreply 3January 11, 2021 12:23 PM

Is this a lost lyric from Madonna’s ’American Life?’

by Anonymousreply 4January 11, 2021 12:28 PM

Well, I got a new refrigerator!

by Anonymousreply 5January 11, 2021 1:23 PM

And how much did you pay them?

by Anonymousreply 6January 11, 2021 1:47 PM

You don't have a mansion, you don't have a hairdresser, and you certainly don't have a real estate agent.

You do have a fevered imagination, no self-control, and a syphilitic brain.

Just fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 7January 11, 2021 1:59 PM
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