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Trump is headed to Texas this week

He'll be visiting Alamo, Texas in the Rio Grande Valley to the the 400+ miles of border fence there.

Trump. In deep redneck Texas.

Yeah, this won't end well.

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by Anonymousreply 30601/12/2021

*to tour the

by Anonymousreply 101/10/2021

Good thing there is a wall to keep out landscapers and fruit pickers, who are much more dangerous than the millions of mentally ill hillbillies armed to the teeth born and raised here! The terror is coming from inside the house...

by Anonymousreply 201/10/2021

Dear General Santa Ana, he’s the fat orange one holed up in that little mission building over there.

by Anonymousreply 301/10/2021

Rio Grande Valley:

Starr County (pop. 60,968) has long been a strongly Democratic county but suffers from low voter turnout with only approximately twenty percent of its residents voting. No Republican has won the county for president since incumbent Benjamin Harrison in 1892 – as of 2020 Starr has the longest streak of voting for Democrats in the entire country.

Hidalgo County (pop. 774,769; McAllen) tends to vote for the Democratic Party, although there is representation of the Republican Party in some of the offices that affect the county. Hidalgo County is represented by three Democratic Representatives in the U.S. House. In the 2012 presidential election, 70.4% of the voters voted for Barack Obama while 28.6% voted for Mitt Romney. The last time Hidalgo County voted Republican was in the 1972 presidential election when Richard Nixon won over 55% of the votes. In the 2020 Presidential election, Hidalgo County saw a significant shift to the Republican Party with Donald Trump increasing the Republican vote from 27.9% in 2016 to 40.9%. However, as an urban county, the shift was not as large as nearby less densely populated counties.

Willacy County (pop. 22,134), like most majority-Hispanic counties in the Rio Grande Valley, is a staunchly Democratic county. The last Republican to win the county was Richard Nixon in 1972.

Cameron County (pop. 406,220; Brownsville) leans toward the Democratic Party in presidential elections. The last Republican to win the county was George W. Bush in 2004. Donald Trump's 2016 showing of 32.0% was the lowest received by a Republican candidate in the county since Alf Landon in 1936. However in 2020, Trump's performance of 43% was the best for a Republican in the county since 2004.

by Anonymousreply 401/10/2021

That part of Texas is not redneck at all.

by Anonymousreply 501/10/2021

The jokes just write themselves...


by Anonymousreply 601/10/2021

Yeah, was just coming in to say that the rio grande valley is most certainly NOT redneck valley.


by Anonymousreply 701/10/2021

Any chance for a stop in Dallas?

by Anonymousreply 801/10/2021

He probably thinks the Alamo is where the San Antonio Spurs play and where he'll have one last KKK rally.

by Anonymousreply 901/10/2021

This seems random. Any thoughts on the purpose? What kind of optics are they looking for?

by Anonymousreply 1001/10/2021

Is Melania tagging along to Texas? If so, what will she be wearing?

by Anonymousreply 1101/10/2021

R10, a border wall promotion tour to get some footage for his farewell 4 year accomplishment video they are are now apparently producing.

by Anonymousreply 1201/10/2021

Lovely. A video no one will care about considering the events of the the last week. They are so stupid to think anything at all can turn our attention away from the 1000 pound Dump in the room.

by Anonymousreply 1301/10/2021

The woo sites are taking this as code. Alamo. Last stand. They say that there will be more instructions from Trump personally.

by Anonymousreply 1401/10/2021

But no wall has actually been built. Just some existing barriers got their scheduled maintenance.

by Anonymousreply 1501/10/2021

Is he going to address a crowd or just walk around like a fat clown in khaki pants and a MAGA hat. Even if he is silent his cult followers will see it as a signal to them to create more violence. I can’t believe they are letting him say or do anything.

by Anonymousreply 1601/10/2021

Can I hope that Beto shows up with an angry mob and megaphones?

by Anonymousreply 1701/10/2021

The man is John Wayne! Is he planning another war there?

by Anonymousreply 1801/10/2021

In the 2020 Presidential election, Hidalgo County saw a significant shift to the Republican Party with Donald Trump increasing the Republican vote from 27.9% in 2016 to 40.9%.

by Anonymousreply 1901/10/2021

Should I assume that taxpayers are paying for this valedictory video? Oh, why do I even bother asking? Of course we are.

by Anonymousreply 2001/10/2021

I am available to perform analinguis on the President for an exclusive interview.

by Anonymousreply 2101/10/2021

R10, the men at the Alamo died trying to defend slavery. Draw your own conclusions.

by Anonymousreply 2201/10/2021

[quote] [R10], the men at the Alamo died trying to defend slavery.

Normally when someone says something like this on this site, it's hyperbole. In this case, it is not and r22 is 100% correct. The Texas Revolution was in large part about slavery.

by Anonymousreply 2301/10/2021

Come on Zetas!

by Anonymousreply 2401/10/2021

The Alamo = last stand.

by Anonymousreply 2501/10/2021

I thin he may end up at Alamo Rent A car.

by Anonymousreply 2601/10/2021

[quote] Trump. In deep redneck Texas.

Alamo, Texas is in Hildago County that went 58% Biden.

by Anonymousreply 2701/10/2021

R26 for the win. I’m dying.

by Anonymousreply 2801/10/2021

R28, psssst.

by Anonymousreply 2901/10/2021

Well Trump definitely is not backing down. This will turn into a giant MAGA rally. He's planning this for Tuesday because Nancy is planning to impeach him on Wednesday. You can bet Texas governor Greg Abbott and the US Border Patrol will roll out the red carpet for him, not to mention Ted Cruz, among others.

Pence is an idiot for delaying the activation of the 25th Amendment.

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by Anonymousreply 3001/10/2021

Is he also planning a trip to Charlottesville VA because that town brings back such happy memories for him?

by Anonymousreply 3101/10/2021

Why is being he allowed to incite more violence?

by Anonymousreply 3201/10/2021

I heard that Rudy Giuliana and Eric Trump are planning their own press event at the "Four Seasons" this case, Four Seasons Lawn Care & Landscape, a few hundred miles north in Plano, Texas. Dildos and personal lubricants sold separately.

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by Anonymousreply 3301/10/2021

That was the best thread ever.

by Anonymousreply 3401/10/2021

Won’t this draw MAGAts and people who hate what happened last week? Stay classy, Donna Trump.

by Anonymousreply 3501/10/2021

Once the Dump & the MAGAs are all converged somewhere in TX, oohing and ahhing over the border fence, the military should conduct a drone strike & take them all out. Oops, our bad!

With any luck, the most he'll do is spend the whole time bawling about being kicked off twitter for life. #UNFAIR!!

by Anonymousreply 3601/10/2021

R32, whoever signed off on this rally should pull the permit for it.

BTW, at the Georgia rally held just before the Tuesday election, Trump threatened to "do a number" on Kelly Loeffler if she didn't support his challenge to the results of the Presidential election. Apparently, he was going to verbally attack her in front of the crowd if she did not do what he wanted, and then, of course, who knows what would have happened. That's where his head has been at this week.

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by Anonymousreply 3701/10/2021

I used to live in Texas. San Antonio leans left I'm pretty sure. Not like Austin but lots of minorities who despise Trump.

by Anonymousreply 3801/10/2021

I just lerv him

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by Anonymousreply 3901/10/2021

The video of this pathetic event will look so good next to our footage of Dump's thugs climbing over the walls and fences of the Capitol.

by Anonymousreply 4001/10/2021

You know you're a piece of 💩 if you can make a cunt like Kelly Loeffler seem even remotely sympathetic.

by Anonymousreply 4101/10/2021

It's code for his followers to up the ante and get more violent. It's not like Don is going to just quit this shit. Why should he? All but a few elected Republicans are backing him and giving him the OK to keep going. The head of the FBI is nowhere to be found after an armed insurrection. Where is Chris Wray? Where he's always been- up Trump's ass.

Republicans hate democracy. They want a one-party state. They want the coup to succeed. People have been screaming this for years and the media wouldn't listen and elected Democrats wouldn't listen. I honestly don't know what more to do. Nobody will take this seriously.

by Anonymousreply 4201/10/2021

He needs to be 25d STAT.

by Anonymousreply 4301/10/2021

I wouldn't doubt that Rudy Giuliani was behind the booking of this latest shit show. He convinced Trump that the Alamo in Texas would be the perfect spot for a rally...and then proceeded to goof it up by booking Alamo, Texas, all 7.51 square miles of it. Unlike last time, I don't think there's even a conveniently located porn shop within the city limits. Sad.

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by Anonymousreply 4401/10/2021

I hope Beto O’Rourke sics his hombres onto him

by Anonymousreply 4501/10/2021

Maybe he's going to make a run for the border.

by Anonymousreply 4601/10/2021

Wait, was he actually planning to go to the Mission in SA?

What the fuck is there in Alamo TX? I’d never heard of that city before today.

by Anonymousreply 4701/10/2021

There are going to be more Capitol Police suicides and more violent acts by Trumpers between now and then. This is already a powderkeg and it is still getting more inflammatory by the day.

Anyone not screaming for Trump's ouster by tomorrow will live to regret it.

by Anonymousreply 4801/10/2021

R48, that's why I sincerely hope that DHS, ATF, CIA and FBI are on this shit. Surely, they have to be.

by Anonymousreply 4901/10/2021

[quote] Anyone not screaming for Trump's ouster by tomorrow will live to regret it.

With all of this going on, I can’t believe you had to write that. That’s not a dig at you but more of a “can you believe there are actually people who are NOT calling for his ouster” kind of thing.

He’s dangerous and nobody is doing anything more than basically saying, “oh, you little scamp. Tsk tsk.”

by Anonymousreply 5001/10/2021

My first reaction was this had to be a joke. What's next, Little Big Horn?

by Anonymousreply 5101/10/2021

San Antonio is actually bluer than rural Texas! It's in a very cosmopolitan area. When I toured the Alamo, the tour guide was a liberal explaining how evangelicals used to approve of abortion in the 19th century and how Sam Houston loved the Native Americans.

by Anonymousreply 5201/10/2021

Trump is not going to San Antonio, he's going to a TOWN called Alamo.

by Anonymousreply 5301/10/2021

Sshh, he thinks the last stand at the Alamo was in this town Alamo, TX.

by Anonymousreply 5401/10/2021

There seems to be confusion. Alamo itself is a town on Rte. 2, near the Mexican border. The Alamo, where the last stand occurred, is in San Antonio, north of Alamo. If Rudy Giuliani took care of setting this up, it could be either one, or an Alamo Rent-A-Car, anywhere in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 5501/10/2021

There's an Alamo Heights in SA too..maybe there's a porn shop near there they can stage a presser

by Anonymousreply 5601/10/2021

How does anyone know anyway? Is MagaNinny announcing his schedule?

I thought it was 'have many meetings and make many calls'.

by Anonymousreply 5701/10/2021

this is some headline

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by Anonymousreply 5801/10/2021

Here you can get driving directions for the 239 miles from The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas, to the town of Alamo, Texas.

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by Anonymousreply 5901/10/2021

LMFAO, This is the most disorganised people who ever attempted a coup. Four Seasons and now this?

by Anonymousreply 6001/10/2021

I think he's going to Taco Bell and making a run for border.

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by Anonymousreply 6101/10/2021

I've been through Alamo Texas. It goes by in like 3 minutes driving, And I hope that's where they end up. Or in Pharr, Tx right next door

by Anonymousreply 6201/10/2021

[quote] It goes by in like 3 minutes

I had an ex like that.


by Anonymousreply 6301/10/2021

This is just a bad idea. He should just stay away from the public at all costs. Someone needs to step in and stop it.

by Anonymousreply 6401/10/2021

After Trump gave a wink and a nod to assassinate Pence and Pelosi, he is stirring up his followers in rallies, especially since they don’t have the smoke signals working yet, in hopes some will get riled up enough to follow through between now and Jan. 20. If and when that happens, I’m sure he will declare martial law and elect himself president without term limits.

by Anonymousreply 6501/10/2021

He has to be removed and it has to be this week. Period

by Anonymousreply 6601/10/2021

Alamo = dog whistle. Simple as that.

by Anonymousreply 6701/10/2021

How does this motherfucker get to just jet off to Texas in his last week, on a whim, so he can ponce around feeling important while doing random meaningless things that things no citizen in the country benefits from? And he's "on the clock" still as president? Meaning he is still getting paid for this shit, plus food per diems, secret service, lodging, and the whole deal?

All in the wake of staging an attempted coup?!?!?

by Anonymousreply 6801/10/2021

Hildago County where Alamo is ... COVID spike!

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by Anonymousreply 6901/10/2021

Go and look at the streetview for Alamo, TX... or even just the map, it's just a speck on the map. A town on the outskirts of a larger but still equally obscure town. This obviously another Four Seasons moment.

by Anonymousreply 7001/10/2021

I bet y'all are right, that this is another Trump booking mistake. Trump probably wanted to make a "last stand" speech at THE Alamo, and, instead, his people are sending him to Alamo, Texas.

by Anonymousreply 7101/10/2021

Going anywhere near the border is an obvious dog whistle. Who's fucking great read was this? It's like they want him to look worse. If that's possible.

by Anonymousreply 7201/10/2021

R72 I don't think he, um cares.

by Anonymousreply 7301/10/2021

Is this going to be an impromptu rally? Jokes aside - how the fuck can this be allowed? In Texas too with all those MAGA gun nuts.

Dump should be locked in a room in the White House for the next 9 days, watched around the clock and kept on a very, very tight leash.

by Anonymousreply 7401/10/2021

San Antonio has our largest concentration of troops. Idiot is still hoping for military support.

by Anonymousreply 7501/10/2021

R75 shows why Trump's shit works. 90% of the country reads this as: Trump visits THE Alamo.

by Anonymousreply 7601/10/2021

Our taxpayer dollars are funding this trip. Let that sink in.

by Anonymousreply 7701/10/2021

Maybe a large section of the wall will fall on him. The very definition of poetic justice.

by Anonymousreply 7801/10/2021

It will be funny if all the Trumptards show up at the mission in San Antonio.

by Anonymousreply 7901/10/2021

R71 I think it's where Dump wanted to go, since he apparently feels a need to gaze upon his big ol' border wall.

He should go a little further west to Laredo where they put up that huge DEFUND THE WALL mural last summer.

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by Anonymousreply 8001/10/2021

I'd be more worried about what he's going to do with a heavily armed and heavily loyal border patrol.

by Anonymousreply 8101/10/2021

I think there is something strange about this trip. Like, what the fuck is he REALLY doing down in Amarillo? Are they just trying to calm him down and talk him off the ledge? He has probably gone off the deep end and they don't want anyone to find out so they took him down to Texas away from everyone except the traveling press corp.

by Anonymousreply 8201/10/2021

Ft. Bliss is where previous coup ideas were generated in the 30s

by Anonymousreply 8301/10/2021

[quote] Maybe he's going to make a run for the border.

Hopefully he will be kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel and held hostage -- forever.

by Anonymousreply 8401/10/2021

This is very freaky. I wish there was someone in Trump's circle, or in his detail, that is sick of being complicit in these crimes, and who would, ahem, do us all a solid and just sorta see to it that this lunatic has an unfortunate and disabling accident.

by Anonymousreply 8501/10/2021

R85 I was thinking the same thing also or as was previously mentioned curious if he's being allowed to go over the edge psychologically so they can have concrete reason do do as necessary without debate.

by Anonymousreply 8601/10/2021

Maybe he will finally find the basement in the Alamo.

by Anonymousreply 8701/10/2021

I cannot believe what this man has gotten away with and is still getting away with. Is there no justice? Is there no karma? Are there no laws? He's been committing hate speech/hate crimes this ENTIRE TIME. For like, five straight years. Slander, libel, hate, division, lies, lies and more lies. He took an oath and was hired to serve and protect ALL of us. He is openly hateful to at least 50% of the entire country, plus he has invalidated and aggressively scorned various members of Congress for years on end, just treating them like garbage who don't deserve to live. Like the Squad ("Send Her Back! Send Her Back!"), Nancy and Chuck, and countless others. I mean this is the tip of the iceberg. No one checked him, though Pelosi and Adam Schiff valiantly tried.

He should have been 5150'd after saying the virus would magically go away come summer.

by Anonymousreply 8801/10/2021

Stopping in Dallas?

by Anonymousreply 8901/10/2021

I think a lot of people are hoping so R89...

by Anonymousreply 9001/10/2021

This guy on Twitter says that Alamo, TX (which is indeed near the border) is home to a lot of border police who love Trump. Anyone know enough about the place to confirm or deny?

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by Anonymousreply 9101/10/2021

I know the area. Have family in the tri city area. Pharr-San Juan-Alamo. Confirmed it's full of Trumpers. They should be on watch.

by Anonymousreply 9201/10/2021

I met a few guys who were applying for Border Patrol Agent training here in Houston. They were all borderline psycho.

by Anonymousreply 9301/10/2021

Well, I guess that settles it, this trip is all about dogwhistles and pandering to his base. Jeez, what a fucking mess.

by Anonymousreply 9401/10/2021

He must not be allowed to do this on OUR dime. No one can stop him as a private citizen (who has not yet been sentenced for crimes), but why is he allowed to do this, as the President? It's so blatantly scandalous and treasonous, and there is clear evidence he incited a coup already...and no one is doing a damn thing about this insane trip to "Alamo?" In his sad last days? Really?

by Anonymousreply 9501/10/2021

There's nothing that can be done quickly enough to stop him except the 25th, and that's in Pence's hands.

by Anonymousreply 9601/10/2021

PSJA as it is known is like the armpit of the Rio Grande Valley. Hicks, thugs and gangbangers. Trumper self loathing central. They think Trumpism is manly and true to their "beliefs".

by Anonymousreply 9701/10/2021

And the LOVE guns

by Anonymousreply 9801/10/2021

Let him. And also call in the National Guard to be a looming presence, whether he likes it or not.

by Anonymousreply 9901/10/2021

Trump and family may already be in Texas. Prior to any other news about a Texas rally, that bizarre Nye County NV GOP memo from yesterday (linked below) casually mentioned this:

“But did you know that he also said that the president, following the capitol incident, left DC on a “Doomsday” aircraft (used for communications in the event of a nuclear war) with his family and was in Abilene, TX. This aircraft was confirmed by both flight trackers and eyes on the ground.”

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by Anonymousreply 10001/10/2021

R100 I read that yesterday!

by Anonymousreply 10101/10/2021

He doesn't realize his political future officially ended on Jan. 6th. By 2024, he'll be a broke, obese 78-yr. old nutjob with a blond toupee, and he'll come in last in a field of 20 Repug wannabes- even with the $200+ million he grifted from the Haters.

He'll try to endorse candidates in 2022 but they won't acknowledge him.

by Anonymousreply 10201/10/2021

R102 If [italic]other things[/italic] haven’t transpired.

by Anonymousreply 10301/10/2021

Here are some extreme thoughts to amuse ourselves:

I wonder if he plans to rally the governors of the southern states to refuse to accept Biden’s victory and to set up a separate presidency in the south? If not, why did he take the doomsday plane with him?

Or is he planning a strike against Iran? Iran is not known to officially possess missiles with enough range to reach the US, but they may have a secret missile program, and Texas is further than DC from Iran — in fact over 1,000 miles further.

by Anonymousreply 10401/10/2021

All that said, my rational brain tells me he’s going someplace he thinks he’ll be popular — Texas — to be near something he promised he would build — his asshole of a wall.

How he’s going to use this event to rabble rouse, I’m not sure.

by Anonymousreply 10501/10/2021

"The Alamo" is definitely a symbolic dog whistle for Trump's army of murderous lunatics. I think R104 hit the nail on the head. Trump is envisioning another insurrection (but one armed to the teeth this time) in DC and throughout the state capitals and that the great South of yore will rise up to defend him and set up a remote and defensible seat of power for him at the sphincter of Texas. And if things go south, hell have himself and a chosen few whisked away south of the border. But if things go his way, he'll return to DC as the resurrected Führer.

Or else he'll be back in DC Tuesday evening in time for his evening Happy Meal. Coin toss.

by Anonymousreply 10601/10/2021

If that GOP memo is accurate, why would Trump leave Washington on a Doomsday plane vs. AF One?

by Anonymousreply 10701/10/2021

[quote]. By 2024, he'll be a broke, obese 78-yr. old nutjob with a blond toupee

Don’t forget about “pathetic, lonely divorcé” and “chronically, fecally, incontinent geezer”

by Anonymousreply 10801/10/2021

Our political divide isn't geographical in the same way it was in the mid 1800s. It's rural vs urban, not North vs South, and "Southern states" include purple or blue Texas, Georgia and Virginia, and excludes red Idaho, the Dakota, Ohio, etc.

My personal suspicion is that he's hoping to inflame the base enough to cause trouble on Inauguration Day. I don't think he believes he'll still be in office anymore, but is instead looking for revenge.

by Anonymousreply 10901/10/2021

Didn't Texas want to secede a few years back? Let them have Texas. Then build a wall to separate Texas from the rest of the states.

by Anonymousreply 11001/10/2021

Lips so gross and vulgar,

Like an asshole spreading apart!

Speak once again of my love, my own!

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by Anonymousreply 11101/10/2021

Why would he use a Doomsday aircraft to Texas? Is he planning something like a nuclear bomb?

Shit, he should have been removed last year.

by Anonymousreply 11201/10/2021

Remember that the QAnoners said on the night of the insurrection that Trump was secretly in a military installation in Texas planning the next phase of the coup.

That's another reason that he's going to Texas, I'm sure of it.

by Anonymousreply 11301/10/2021

Please clarify, R113: Are you suggesting that QAnoners are correct about what Trump is doing and why he is doing it, or are you suggesting that, by going to Texas, Trump is stringing them along, encouraging belief in something that isn't true, factually speaking?

by Anonymousreply 11401/10/2021

[quote]If that GOP memo is accurate, why would Trump leave Washington on a Doomsday plane vs. AF One?

R107, since the statement was attributed to Lin Wood, who is certifiably batshit insane, as is the entire site linked by R100, there's no need to wonder anything about it.

by Anonymousreply 11501/10/2021

The source of the "Trump took the Doomsday plane to Abilene" is Lunatic Lin Wood. At this point, Trump will scarcely be able to take a step outside the WH without the planet immediately being alerted about it. He'll definitely be heading to Texas on Tuesday, though. On that day, the world will hold its breath.

by Anonymousreply 11601/10/2021

Get him Beto!

by Anonymousreply 11701/10/2021

That would be most unwise, R117, especially since there will be a large convergence of Trumpaloons there. Anyone with sense will stay the hell away.

by Anonymousreply 11801/10/2021

Let's not grant him nationwide TV coverage. However, send a small crew to cover itif anything goes awry there. If it proves to be another rally for the rednecks to insurrect again, the news can continue airing the Capitol riots with his Alamo hate rhetoric.

by Anonymousreply 11901/11/2021

R89, are you also r8?

by Anonymousreply 12001/11/2021

Dallas is Blue.

Dallas, Austin, Houston, San Antonio and El Paso will not be a part of "seceding."

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by Anonymousreply 12101/11/2021

[quote] Who's fucking great read was this?


by Anonymousreply 12201/11/2021

[quote] Let that sink in.

Massive fucking eyeroll

by Anonymousreply 12301/11/2021

I may regret asking this, but what is a "Doomsday aircraft"?

by Anonymousreply 12401/11/2021

Maybe he’ll talk about what a loser Ted Cruz is.

by Anonymousreply 12501/11/2021

R124, I hope you don’t regret asking it because I’ll regret it too. I haven’t any idea either.

by Anonymousreply 12601/11/2021

[quote] but what is a "Doomsday aircraft"?

Any one piloted by JFK, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 12701/11/2021

Wouldn't put it past him to crosd the border over Mexico and put a government in exile there. The asshole President of Mexico has shown support for Trump lately.

by Anonymousreply 12801/11/2021

This is why he has be put in prison. We will never be safe from him as long as he lives. He never lets any perceived betrayal go unpunished. He will be a threat to all.

by Anonymousreply 12901/11/2021

I'm sure the stupid fucker doesn't realize that Davy Crockett, et. al.,DIED at the Alamo.

by Anonymousreply 13001/11/2021

Spoiler alert, dude!

by Anonymousreply 13101/11/2021

Zip tie his fat ass on top of a Texas red ant hill and leave him there.

by Anonymousreply 13201/11/2021

[quote]I'm sure the stupid fucker doesn't realize that Davy Crockett, et. al.,DIED at the Alamo.

As has been repeatedly explained above, he's not going to The Alamo (which is in San Antonio) but to the town of Alamo, a desolate town down in the south of Texas.

And has been joked about above, it's a given that the organizers of this event thought The Alamo is in Alamo.

by Anonymousreply 13301/11/2021

Does Alamo have a garden center or dildo shop r133?

by Anonymousreply 13401/11/2021

R34 Is this true or are you all joking? Did Rudy strike

by Anonymousreply 13501/11/2021

[quote] the town of Alamo, a desolate town down in the south of Texas.

Nary a traffic light to be seen.

Though two tumbleweeds.

by Anonymousreply 13601/11/2021

Is there a Four Seasons Total Landscaping facility located in San Antonio?

by Anonymousreply 13701/11/2021

r87, To be fair, he was told there are boxes full of stolen ballots in basement.

by Anonymousreply 13801/11/2021

See them tumbling down,

Pledging their love to the ground!

Lonely, but free, I'll be found,

Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds

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by Anonymousreply 13901/11/2021

The tangerine con man from Queens wasn't born under a wandering star.

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by Anonymousreply 14001/11/2021

I'm reminded of commercial where a bunch of Texans were dumbfounded and pissed when they discovered a slick conman was trying to scam them with something that was not really what it claimed to be.


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by Anonymousreply 14101/11/2021

Nancy has the votes. I'm sure Texas is going to hear about this from The Turdball Formerly Known As Twitler tomorrow.

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by Anonymousreply 14201/11/2021

Tell him the finished wall is in the basement.

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by Anonymousreply 14301/11/2021

There was never any doubt the House would impeach him. Will the senate do the right thing though?

And Clyburn is still saying they may not even send it over to the senate until after Joe’s first hundred days in office!

by Anonymousreply 14401/11/2021

Anyone know of this trip is still on? Will this be Dump’s last stand?

by Anonymousreply 14501/11/2021

Yes, R145 - the trip is still on.

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[quote]And Clyburn is still saying they may not even send it over to the senate until after Joe’s first hundred days in office!

That might not be a bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 14701/11/2021

Does Trump think Alamo Texas is where the Alamo is? I hope so and I hope he embarrasses himself tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 14801/11/2021

Yes, R147, it's a very bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 14901/11/2021

Still trying to deliver the promises he made on the campaign trail, because it's a string of failures: Trumpcare; infrastructure improvements; bringing jobs back from overseas; The Wall; "buy America"; making America great again; bringing all the troops home/ending costly wars; putting Hillary in prison...

by Anonymousreply 15001/11/2021

They have deployed 10,000 or more of National Guard in Washington D.C.

Let Trump start his insurrection with his band of looney militia.

by Anonymousreply 15101/11/2021

R150 Can his cult followers not connect the dots that he did not deliver on ANY of his promises? Not a one? It was all bluster and cheap talk. How do they not see it? It's in the public record. How are they not disappointed that he didn't come through on any of his campaign bullshit promises?

by Anonymousreply 15201/11/2021

R152 They just want to hurt people.

by Anonymousreply 15301/11/2021

"They just want to hurt OTHER people".

FIFY, R153

by Anonymousreply 15401/11/2021

I can’t believe he will actually leave his bunker.

by Anonymousreply 15501/11/2021

Apparently, Pence and Trump have made up, so no 25th. This gives me even less confidence that things will go well tomorrow. And even less than that for the remainder of the week.

by Anonymousreply 15601/11/2021

It will be fascinating to see how or even if the press covers this trip.

by Anonymousreply 15701/11/2021

Pence lost his last chance to ever hold office again. What will he do? He's been a career politician. There can't be much money left.

by Anonymousreply 15801/11/2021

Pence is spineless. His overlord will throw him to his rabid followers to be devoured and Pence will respond with a stern frown before he's strung up.

by Anonymousreply 15901/11/2021

[quote]They have deployed 10,000 or more of National Guard in Washington D.C.

I don't know what you're trying to say exactly and you have no link for context, but I can assure you there was no visible National Guard presence in DC today--let alone 10,000 people and their vehicles--at the Capitol, on the Mall, near the White House, or downtown.

by Anonymousreply 16001/11/2021

Because of all these conspiracy theories -- taking the Doomsday plane, Texas is where his militia is at, he wil start another insurrection before Biden's inauguration---- they made an announcement there will be at least 10,000 National Guards at Washington DC.

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Oh, got it, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 16201/11/2021

[quote]Pence will respond with a stern frown before he's strung up.

Oh please, he couldn't do stern with a hot poker up his ass.

Believe me, I've tried.

by Anonymousreply 16301/11/2021

I don't guess there's any chance Trump will drive anywhere near a Book Depository.

by Anonymousreply 16401/12/2021

Please allow one rogue (but true) patriotic army General to send a battalion of forces to Alamo, TX to ensure our nation's security. If one could, please direct that said military soldiers be free to kill all insurrectionists that encourage attacks on our democracy.

by Anonymousreply 16501/12/2021

OR direct Deplorable Dump and his cohorts to Juarez, Mexico and let those sicarios attend and heap praise on him.

by Anonymousreply 16601/12/2021

We need to drop him off there and leave him. After all, that's our plane.

by Anonymousreply 16701/12/2021

What time is take off? Will the First Hooker and Lurch be going with him?

by Anonymousreply 16801/12/2021

Coming to Dallas?

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Dallas is waiting with beer!

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by Anonymousreply 17001/12/2021

[quote] Texas is where his militia is at,

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 17101/12/2021

I don’t know why my supporters look so trashy! 🤡

by Anonymousreply 17201/12/2021

R170 🤤

by Anonymousreply 17301/12/2021

He has the support of the border patrol as well. Yippie! 😿

by Anonymousreply 17401/12/2021

He’s not going anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 17501/12/2021

Does someone want to help us with the “Doomsday plane” thing?

by Anonymousreply 17601/12/2021

Gentle r176, there is a brand new invention called a "Search Engine" that might just provide some information on that subject.

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by Anonymousreply 17701/12/2021

He's on his way.

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by Anonymousreply 17801/12/2021

They've even got talking pictures about it!

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by Anonymousreply 17901/12/2021

[quote] Gentle R176, there is a brand new invention called a "Search Engine" that might just provide some information on that subject.

Is that like corned beef hash tagging or something?

by Anonymousreply 18001/12/2021

Thank you, r179.

Boy, I’ll tell ya, this spider web thing is fascinating.

Talking pictures! What will you kids come up with next?

by Anonymousreply 18101/12/2021

Thanks r178.

I always like an appearance by green-shirt man.

by Anonymousreply 18201/12/2021

I find it fucking gobsmaking that Dump is allowed leave the White House to perform official duties after what's happened.

by Anonymousreply 18301/12/2021

God. It is loose. I feel dread.

by Anonymousreply 18401/12/2021

R184 I'm going to be doomscrolling all day.

by Anonymousreply 18501/12/2021

Kaopectate r184.

by Anonymousreply 18601/12/2021

Why, I ask in fear, would he be on an airplane designed to withstand a nuclear bomb? How often is it used?

by Anonymousreply 18701/12/2021

[quote]It is loose.

Just like KFC diarrhea! 💩

by Anonymousreply 18801/12/2021

Is he going to fly the plane into a building?

by Anonymousreply 18901/12/2021

[quote] God. It is loose. I feel dread.

Oh, honey, don’t fret. Just do a couple more kegel exercises. You’ll be back to bottoming in no time.

by Anonymousreply 19001/12/2021

R190 How very dare you! I will have you know this gurl is so tight she can snap a dick in half. The gaul!

by Anonymousreply 19101/12/2021

That’s payback for my nails on another thread!

by Anonymousreply 19201/12/2021

Where has it been confirmed he’ll be taking this Doomsday plane instead of the standard 747?

by Anonymousreply 19301/12/2021

On this thread at the link.

by Anonymousreply 19401/12/2021

Look at the message below

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by Anonymousreply 19501/12/2021

I’m so confused r195. I thought Parler was closed? Did he actually post that?

by Anonymousreply 19601/12/2021

Is that real? Martial law?

by Anonymousreply 19701/12/2021

Now I see how shit “goes viral.”

We all know that’s bullshit, but r195 decided to give it another audience.

by Anonymousreply 19801/12/2021

And look what it’s doing to even some of our most discernible DLers.


by Anonymousreply 19901/12/2021


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CNN is saying he is talking to reporters. Is that being shown?

by Anonymousreply 20101/12/2021

"PeOpLe ThOuGhT wHaT i SaiD wAs ToTaLLy aPpRoPriaTE"

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by Anonymousreply 20201/12/2021

R198, I just saw that when I was looking at the Brandon Strata thread. Please explain.

by Anonymousreply 20301/12/2021

R199, in my defense, this situation is quite fluid, rapidly changing hour by hour — so I’m not accepting that that message is real, I’m ASKING the question .

by Anonymousreply 20401/12/2021

I read the Trump post first. Then I went back and listened to the loon maget for 3 seconds and knew what utter bullshit it was. We are on edge, waiting to see what this lunatic and his enraged, homicidal mutant dregs will do.

by Anonymousreply 20501/12/2021


You knew what was on that particular post. You yourself just said you brought it from another thread. Why? Knowing it was complete and utter bullshit, for some reason you wanted all of us on this thread to see it. Why?

Did you make it its own thread to further sow doubt about its authenticity? Or to be sure the maximum number of people saw it and were either scared or panicked by it?

Don’t give me that babe in the woods routine. That post had NOTHING to do with what we were discussing here. You just wanted more eyes on it.

by Anonymousreply 20601/12/2021

R204, I'm pretty sure that was a fake Parler account. He [bold]does[/bold] have accounts set up on Gab and CloutHub, though.

by Anonymousreply 20701/12/2021

Who the fuck are you talking to?

by Anonymousreply 20801/12/2021

R204, I understand what you’re saying but did you really think that not only did someone (we don’t know if it’s him) named Trump on a platform that has been disabled wrote three HOURS ago he enacted effectively martial law and nobody, not the news outlets, not biased right wing channels, but NOBODY heard about it except for the people on that closed platform?

No one can be that naive.

by Anonymousreply 20901/12/2021

[quote]CNN is saying he is talking to reporters. Is that being shown?

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by Anonymousreply 21001/12/2021

The City of Alamo wasn't notified of today's visit as of yesterday.

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by Anonymousreply 21101/12/2021

Thank you r207. Nothing has changed on Parler, it is still gone, yes? He’s *constantly* trying to get his message out.

JFC r209, stop beating a dead horse when we are in madness right now. I didn’t know if there was some insane reversal on Parler because of the litigation with Amazon — is it so out if the realm of possibility that a judge could order it back on until a full hearing happens? No, it’s not. Judges order things every day in this country and force corporations to reverse actions all the time. Save your anger for his supporters.

by Anonymousreply 21201/12/2021

It had everything to do with what is discussed here R206. And yes, I am naive. We are talking about the meaning of him going to Texas and discussing the Alamo which may be a code word for another insurrection.

And please calm down. I don’t know if it’s real. Parler was shut down on Sunday. So I assume this was sent before the App closed down

by Anonymousreply 21301/12/2021

[quote]Nothing has changed on Parler, it is still gone, yes?

Yes, for now. I have seen reports, however, that they're looking at a new hosting provider called Epik.

by Anonymousreply 21401/12/2021

Ok, so maybe a better question is, did he actually post that prior to Parler being shut down? Is that a real message from his old Parler account?

by Anonymousreply 21501/12/2021

Whoever said Trump’s January 6 speech was appropriate? I thought it was noted often as incendiary. He

by Anonymousreply 21601/12/2021

Is full of shit

by Anonymousreply 21701/12/2021

I was the one who brought it to this thread. [bold]I do not know.[/bold] So I am asking also if it’s real, if anyone saw this. How do you send to the FBI?

by Anonymousreply 21801/12/2021

I assume this is why they are sending 10,000 -15000 troops to DC

by Anonymousreply 21901/12/2021

Sénatrice Ninny Pie is accompanying him on today's trip.

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[quote] The City of Alamo wasn't notified of today's visit as of yesterday.

Good. I hope they have no security in place and someone kills both him and the Senatrice.

by Anonymousreply 22101/12/2021

I actually cannot believe Lindsey. Maybe he feels so fucked that he’s given up. Idk. Insanity.

by Anonymousreply 22201/12/2021

Maybe Lindsay is there to make sure he doesn’t do something stupid like start the insurrection. Pence said he would consider the 25th if he did something so Ms Lindz is his babysitter.

by Anonymousreply 22301/12/2021

You little fear mongering cunt! This is how fucking exhausted I am! The minute I saw the Parler icon I would have known. We are tired, worried. Fuck you to hell for adding on to that. Prick. FF

by Anonymousreply 22401/12/2021

R223 Miss Lindsay in the role of Mammy! How ashamed she must feel.

It jes ain't fittin.

by Anonymousreply 22501/12/2021

Miss Lindsey has been by Trump’s side constantly the past few days. That says to me that they’re not at all convinced about a “peaceful” transition of power.

by Anonymousreply 22601/12/2021

Sénatrice Ninny Pie is accompanying him on today's trip.

Lady G is clearly Dump's full time minder now; wonder if she's on diaper duty too?

by Anonymousreply 22701/12/2021

I wish I could credit the poster who saud this. The poster said Lindsey was the closest thing to a dog/pet Trump has ever had! 🤣

by Anonymousreply 22801/12/2021

Well. Is he going or not?

by Anonymousreply 22901/12/2021

I believe he’s enroute, r229.

The official schedule had him leading at 1000 hrs ET.

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by Anonymousreply 23101/12/2021

This may drive me back to drinking.

by Anonymousreply 23201/12/2021

Miss Lindsey is clearly there as a proxy of the senate GOP basically saying “one move out of step and we will remove you tomorrow”. She’s Trump’s babysitter for the week.

by Anonymousreply 23301/12/2021

[quote] This may drive me back to drinking.

I’m close enough to walk.

by Anonymousreply 23401/12/2021

R234-WW! That made me laugh. 🙃

by Anonymousreply 23501/12/2021

I try, bitch.

Not an adjective, meant your name.

by Anonymousreply 23601/12/2021

[quote]Lady G is clearly Dump's full time minder now; wonder if she's on diaper duty too?

Oh gawd, I wish!

by Anonymousreply 23701/12/2021

Hope she can stay sober. Hic!

by Anonymousreply 23801/12/2021

Can't someone open a door in the fence give the fat fucker a good shove and lock the door behind him?

by Anonymousreply 23901/12/2021

And the City of Alamo has no idea what's next

He never told them - they have no details because no one has told the city he's coming

Typical Trump efficiency

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Gawd, r240, can you fellers be any more dumb?

We’re NOT going to Alamo, TX the city, we’re going to the Alamo Tool Company.

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by Anonymousreply 24101/12/2021

Being the biggest tool EVER, Trump should fit right in.

by Anonymousreply 24201/12/2021

Sometimes we has to make it fit.

by Anonymousreply 24301/12/2021

Oh goody! Another Rudy inspired dementia tour! What could go wrong?

by Anonymousreply 24401/12/2021

I may have missed some of the convo about the Doomsday plane, but people on Twitter who follow the military air accounts say that it's normal for the plane to be headed to where the president is, which is why it's headed for Texas right now.

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by Anonymousreply 24501/12/2021

He’s going to the border to brag about the wall

I think it’s pretty clear that the staff at the WH is basically non existent which would explain why no one knows what’s going on

by Anonymousreply 24601/12/2021

*I* know what’s going on, you faker!

by Anonymousreply 24701/12/2021

R247- Shut up bitch and finish filling out that Micky D's application.

by Anonymousreply 24801/12/2021

Sen Graham is on board Airforce One... side by side with his hero.

His "I'm done with Trump" lasted a couple hours. Of all the bad actors in this sick drama, spineless LG is probably the most repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 24901/12/2021

He is repulsive. Changes sides in mere hours. Worm.

by Anonymousreply 25001/12/2021

Lady G didn't like getting harassed in the airport last week ... he's trying to get back in the good graces of the MAGAt maniacs.

by Anonymousreply 25101/12/2021

Maybe R251. or what Dump has on Missy is so so bad, that Donny is using it to make Lindsey dance to his tune, like a monkey on a chain.

Maybe Linds won't perform as well as DJ wants, and we'll get to find out what exactly he has on him (or what the Russians had they gave Trump.)

Now wouldn't that be such fun! Like watching Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil - the bell could be tolling for Lindserella.

by Anonymousreply 25201/12/2021

^ That woman's into DOO-DOO

by Anonymousreply 25301/12/2021

R241: Are you sure it wasn't Alamo Massage? That is the only way Dump is going to finish his term with a happy ending.

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by Anonymousreply 25401/12/2021

Meanwhile, in Austin...

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by Anonymousreply 25501/12/2021

R255 I wish/think that all reports should describe these people as "Trump insurrectionists" - they are not just protestors.

by Anonymousreply 25601/12/2021

The people in Austin say they don't support what happened at the Capitol last week. Mmm hmm, I'm sure.

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by Anonymousreply 25701/12/2021

Terrorist Trump is scheduled to make his grand (dragon) entrance in Texas at 3 PM EST.

by Anonymousreply 25801/12/2021

I am really not looking forward to this.

by Anonymousreply 25901/12/2021

When stressed, turn to your mistress.

by Anonymousreply 26001/12/2021

Opening Day of the Texas legislature is always trouble - you never know what those asshats will be up to - and I'm talking about the legislators

by Anonymousreply 26101/12/2021

I really hope Kelly O'Donnell screams out: "And who paid for this wall?!?!"

by Anonymousreply 26201/12/2021

GOP Aide resigned.

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by Anonymousreply 26301/12/2021

Posting this is the original thread. Trump is in Alamo, Texas

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Brave girl!

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by Anonymousreply 26501/12/2021

Trump's hair is looking more white, less yellow.


by Anonymousreply 26601/12/2021

FBI and DOJ are having a competing press conference. They're trying desperately to subvert Trump's message today.

by Anonymousreply 26701/12/2021

r266, you realize that's by choice.

His hair has never ever been naturally yellow, and was last naturally light brown twenty-five years ago.

by Anonymousreply 26801/12/2021

[quote]How do you send to the FBI?

The guy at their press conference just gave a website for this,

Thinking parTICularly of Datalounge, he made sure to note that it's capitol with an o.

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by Anonymousreply 27001/12/2021

Even Fox News is caring the DOJ presser. Barr replacement Jeffrey Rosen appears to be a no show.

by Anonymousreply 27101/12/2021

The pig is on now

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God he's disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 27301/12/2021's over. LOL!

by Anonymousreply 27401/12/2021

The more inflammatory he is, the more he's gambling that he'll harden more support than he'll lose.

by Anonymousreply 27501/12/2021

Whining about how Joe Biden mustn't take the wall down and how the 25th will come back to haunt Joe. Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 27601/12/2021

FBI/DOJ press conference is over now too

by Anonymousreply 27701/12/2021

If Biden couldn't serve anymore he'd resign, because he's not a dimwitted cotton-candy-haired piece of shit like Trump.

by Anonymousreply 27801/12/2021

I'm still watching it r277. They're taking questions now.

by Anonymousreply 27901/12/2021

It's definitely over, R279. They literally "disconnected." I think it was planned to do so immediately after Trump was done.

by Anonymousreply 28001/12/2021

How many people were at Dump’s event? Like twelve?

by Anonymousreply 28101/12/2021

Yeah, I was watching online and it literally cut off 10 sec after I finished typing @r279.

by Anonymousreply 28201/12/2021

It pisses me off that Trump was still able to get away with a few thinly veiled threats against President-elect Biden today.

"Be careful what you wish for..."

by Anonymousreply 28301/12/2021

As far as I could tell Trump's speech was an obsessive listing of his alleged achievements in border security. He's just rebooting his political brand, going back in the end to the beginning when he came down the escalator promising to build the wall in the first place. And there it was behind him, as obviously flimsy and incomplete as he himself is.

by Anonymousreply 28401/12/2021

Exactly, R84. If that's what Temp calls a "last stand," Davey Crockett is having himself a good chuckle."

by Anonymousreply 28501/12/2021

* R284. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 28601/12/2021

I have not ratched it, but am curious about his demeanor. Does he seem scared?

by Anonymousreply 28701/12/2021

His expensive wall is so "secure" that they still have to put fugly concertina wire on top of it... lol!

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He is a spectacular failure at everything.

by Anonymousreply 28901/12/2021

But the unfinished state of the wall, visible behind him through the whole speech, sent his base the message that there's unfinished work, that either Trump or some Trumpist successor needs to be raised up.

by Anonymousreply 29001/12/2021

Hitler used imagery the same way. This man has studied Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 29101/12/2021

[quote] The gaul!

Eau dear

by Anonymousreply 29201/12/2021

The one where Lucy, Ricky, Ethel, and Fred are all told they have lung cancer from smoking too many cigarettes.

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^^^ SORRY ... wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 29401/12/2021

Was Trump in that episode?

by Anonymousreply 29501/12/2021

He wasn't in mine, r295!

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OMG, R296. That was hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 29701/12/2021

R296- choking on my orange! I had forgotten that! Thank you, I loved that show. She would have kicked his ass!

by Anonymousreply 29801/12/2021

Looks like he didn’t take the Doomsday Aircraft after all.

by Anonymousreply 29901/12/2021

[quote]choking on my orange!

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 30001/12/2021

Obscene expense for something so ineffectual and ugly. It was Steve Bannon that got him obsessed with immigrants back in 2016, hoping to tap into the same kind of hate that resulted in the rape of the Capitol.

It worked, but they still needed Russian help to push them over the top.

by Anonymousreply 30101/12/2021

Granted I've had MSNBC or CNN on all day, but I've seen almost no footage of the event at the wall. Thrilled to see at least these two networks are ignoring his visit. Has there been much coverage elsewhere?

Of course, the event has also been eclipsed by his impeachment and the growing number of Repugs committing to impeach.

by Anonymousreply 30201/12/2021

All networks, including Fox, focused on the FBI/DOJ presser. As far as I can tell, the only "major" network that covered the Alamo fiasco in real time was OAN.

by Anonymousreply 30301/12/2021

[quote]^^^ SORRY ... wrong thread.

You know, sometimes we need a little comic relief R294.

by Anonymousreply 30401/12/2021

[quote]"Be careful what you wish for..."

This is to feed the conspiracy theory that "the plan" is for Kamala to have Joe removed so there's a black woman liberal communist as President.

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