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What will Melania's 'official' FLOTUS portrait look?

It will hang next to Michelle's in the Green Room.

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by Anonymousreply 37January 12, 2021 7:43 PM

Will Melania also have a portrait in the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery as Michelle does?

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by Anonymousreply 1January 10, 2021 4:50 PM

I bet it's the famous one from her porn days where she's showing off her snatch.

by Anonymousreply 2January 10, 2021 4:53 PM

Probably this one...

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by Anonymousreply 3January 10, 2021 4:54 PM

I perfer glamourful foto like this one.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 10, 2021 4:55 PM

If there is an absolute obligation to hang a picture of the Trumps in the White house, it should be hung in a closet under the stairs, or preferably just placed into the floor of a toilet.

by Anonymousreply 5January 10, 2021 4:55 PM

This is my favorite:

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by Anonymousreply 6January 10, 2021 4:56 PM

^We need a new updated one, preferably with tassels for sake of propriety.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 10, 2021 4:57 PM

Will we ever see a little girl admiring Melania's portrait like this? If so, I pity the child.

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by Anonymousreply 8January 10, 2021 4:59 PM

R6 That must be a recruiting poster for Trump's "Space Force."

by Anonymousreply 9January 10, 2021 5:00 PM

She needs to have Herve Pierre design a devastating dark grey and white horizontal striped number for her.

She really didn’t care, so why should we?

by Anonymousreply 10January 10, 2021 5:01 PM

Maybe Chris Ofili can do another one with elephant dung.

Though that's actually more suitable for DUMP.

by Anonymousreply 11January 10, 2021 5:01 PM

Not sure if that's even an option. Do they offer portraits to a REMOVED flotus?

by Anonymousreply 12January 10, 2021 5:04 PM

Something tasteful, like this...

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by Anonymousreply 13January 10, 2021 5:04 PM

She’s one flotus that’s aborted

by Anonymousreply 14January 10, 2021 5:05 PM

Trump refused to display Barack Obama's presidential portrait in the WH. I assume it will be hung immediately upon Biden's inauguration. R5, it will be interesting to see where Trump's portrait winds up.

by Anonymousreply 15January 10, 2021 5:12 PM

It belongs in the dumpster of the nearest McDonald's.

by Anonymousreply 16January 10, 2021 5:30 PM

The nearest McDonald's could have their own portrait gallery...Bill and Donald, for starters.

by Anonymousreply 17January 10, 2021 5:37 PM

At least Melania's portrait won't be a perpetual testament to her husband's crimes against humanity, corruption and relentless lying.

And yes, Melania looks like a cat-faced inflatable doll and is married to an obnoxious clown with a bouffant. Still, that doesn't make her any less than the repulsive Michelle Obama, who is close friends with one of the worst neoliberal monsters in US history, and is married to a man who did everything in his power to perpetuate the same nefarious legacy.

So there, you brainless brown-nosers. The Obamas, Bushes, Clintons and Reagans of the world don't have any authority to condemn, criticize or denounce anyone.

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by Anonymousreply 18January 10, 2021 5:39 PM

Did she even pose for one?

Can’t imagine the orange fat-fuck sat for one either.

by Anonymousreply 19January 10, 2021 6:32 PM

People is so stupid. I always share to you my beautiful and glamerful official portrait, which is this one. When you see it you knoe it is me, Your First Melania, posting.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 10, 2021 6:35 PM

Just a tease of poosey.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 10, 2021 6:37 PM

It belongs in a men’s restroom above a condom dispenser. Or maybe it should be a poster in the White House Garage for the mechanics to admire. What a cheap tramp.

by Anonymousreply 22January 10, 2021 6:44 PM

R21 Eazt Zast Er?

by Anonymousreply 23January 10, 2021 6:50 PM

Most likely a centerfold in Hustler.

by Anonymousreply 24January 10, 2021 6:50 PM

Under the portrait:

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by Anonymousreply 25January 10, 2021 6:53 PM

R11 - that brings up the possibility of a "Piss Trump". But what color would that make his face?

by Anonymousreply 26January 10, 2021 6:55 PM

Why would the whore wife of a soon-to-be twice-impeached president have an official portrait?

by Anonymousreply 27January 10, 2021 6:58 PM

Put theirs in the basement of the Alamo.

by Anonymousreply 28January 10, 2021 9:21 PM

She will show poosey?

by Anonymousreply 29January 10, 2021 9:24 PM

R28 Trumpy plans on visiting the Alamo today. Perhaps it's to approve placement of the official portrait?

by Anonymousreply 30January 12, 2021 3:11 PM

[quote]What will Melania's 'official' FLOTUS portrait look?

What will it "look?" I'm sorry? Is that you, Vairst Leddy??

by Anonymousreply 31January 12, 2021 4:30 PM

R31 Nope. Not Melania. Just a DL poster who missed a word. Thanks for pointing it out. Apparently 30 other posters got the drift.

by Anonymousreply 32January 12, 2021 6:50 PM

This painting from Alfred Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train - it's the one Bruno's mother paints - just so happens to capture Melania's inner beauty . . .

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by Anonymousreply 33January 12, 2021 6:57 PM

A new portrait. A centerfold ala Hustler.

by Anonymousreply 34January 12, 2021 7:12 PM

No official White House portraits of President or Mrs. Obama have been unveiled. OPs image is a photograph of Mrs. Obama taken in the Green Room. It does not hang in the Green Room. There are portraits of both Obamas at the National Portrait Gallery, which is a part of the Smithsonian.

by Anonymousreply 35January 12, 2021 7:23 PM
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