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What will Melania's 'official' FLOTUS portrait look?

It will hang next to Michelle's in the Green Room.

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by Anonymousreply 3701/12/2021

Will Melania also have a portrait in the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery as Michelle does?

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by Anonymousreply 101/10/2021

I bet it's the famous one from her porn days where she's showing off her snatch.

by Anonymousreply 201/10/2021

Probably this one...

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by Anonymousreply 301/10/2021

I perfer glamourful foto like this one.

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by Anonymousreply 401/10/2021

If there is an absolute obligation to hang a picture of the Trumps in the White house, it should be hung in a closet under the stairs, or preferably just placed into the floor of a toilet.

by Anonymousreply 501/10/2021

This is my favorite:

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by Anonymousreply 601/10/2021

^We need a new updated one, preferably with tassels for sake of propriety.

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by Anonymousreply 701/10/2021

Will we ever see a little girl admiring Melania's portrait like this? If so, I pity the child.

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by Anonymousreply 801/10/2021

R6 That must be a recruiting poster for Trump's "Space Force."

by Anonymousreply 901/10/2021

She needs to have Herve Pierre design a devastating dark grey and white horizontal striped number for her.

She really didn’t care, so why should we?

by Anonymousreply 1001/10/2021

Maybe Chris Ofili can do another one with elephant dung.

Though that's actually more suitable for DUMP.

by Anonymousreply 1101/10/2021

Not sure if that's even an option. Do they offer portraits to a REMOVED flotus?

by Anonymousreply 1201/10/2021

Something tasteful, like this...

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by Anonymousreply 1301/10/2021

She’s one flotus that’s aborted

by Anonymousreply 1401/10/2021

Trump refused to display Barack Obama's presidential portrait in the WH. I assume it will be hung immediately upon Biden's inauguration. R5, it will be interesting to see where Trump's portrait winds up.

by Anonymousreply 1501/10/2021

It belongs in the dumpster of the nearest McDonald's.

by Anonymousreply 1601/10/2021

The nearest McDonald's could have their own portrait gallery...Bill and Donald, for starters.

by Anonymousreply 1701/10/2021

At least Melania's portrait won't be a perpetual testament to her husband's crimes against humanity, corruption and relentless lying.

And yes, Melania looks like a cat-faced inflatable doll and is married to an obnoxious clown with a bouffant. Still, that doesn't make her any less than the repulsive Michelle Obama, who is close friends with one of the worst neoliberal monsters in US history, and is married to a man who did everything in his power to perpetuate the same nefarious legacy.

So there, you brainless brown-nosers. The Obamas, Bushes, Clintons and Reagans of the world don't have any authority to condemn, criticize or denounce anyone.

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by Anonymousreply 1801/10/2021

Did she even pose for one?

Can’t imagine the orange fat-fuck sat for one either.

by Anonymousreply 1901/10/2021

People is so stupid. I always share to you my beautiful and glamerful official portrait, which is this one. When you see it you knoe it is me, Your First Melania, posting.

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by Anonymousreply 2001/10/2021

Just a tease of poosey.

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by Anonymousreply 2101/10/2021

It belongs in a men’s restroom above a condom dispenser. Or maybe it should be a poster in the White House Garage for the mechanics to admire. What a cheap tramp.

by Anonymousreply 2201/10/2021

R21 Eazt Zast Er?

by Anonymousreply 2301/10/2021

Most likely a centerfold in Hustler.

by Anonymousreply 2401/10/2021

Under the portrait:

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by Anonymousreply 2501/10/2021

R11 - that brings up the possibility of a "Piss Trump". But what color would that make his face?

by Anonymousreply 2601/10/2021

Why would the whore wife of a soon-to-be twice-impeached president have an official portrait?

by Anonymousreply 2701/10/2021

Put theirs in the basement of the Alamo.

by Anonymousreply 2801/10/2021

She will show poosey?

by Anonymousreply 2901/10/2021

R28 Trumpy plans on visiting the Alamo today. Perhaps it's to approve placement of the official portrait?

by Anonymousreply 3001/12/2021

[quote]What will Melania's 'official' FLOTUS portrait look?

What will it "look?" I'm sorry? Is that you, Vairst Leddy??

by Anonymousreply 3101/12/2021

R31 Nope. Not Melania. Just a DL poster who missed a word. Thanks for pointing it out. Apparently 30 other posters got the drift.

by Anonymousreply 3201/12/2021

This painting from Alfred Hitchcock's Strangers on a Train - it's the one Bruno's mother paints - just so happens to capture Melania's inner beauty . . .

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by Anonymousreply 3301/12/2021

A new portrait. A centerfold ala Hustler.

by Anonymousreply 3401/12/2021

No official White House portraits of President or Mrs. Obama have been unveiled. OPs image is a photograph of Mrs. Obama taken in the Green Room. It does not hang in the Green Room. There are portraits of both Obamas at the National Portrait Gallery, which is a part of the Smithsonian.

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