Zip Tie Terrorist Identified

They were probably fucking.

They were probably fucking.

They were probably fucking.

So.strange.

Sharing hotel rooms, embracing terrorism and committing acts of sedition.

Together.

Last night someone posted a screenshot of an article where he claims he didn't bring the zip ties but found them in the Capitol; which is bullshit. But I can't find the story anymore.

Who's the CUNT with him? Name? Put it out there!

Send them to jail together..:

ROUND THEM UP

His Mommy? Not so Butch now, are ya honey?

R5, I believe that was a different zip tie terrorist, Larry Rendall Brock, Jr. of Dallas (see NY Post article).

Mother, sister, and a wife/girlfriend - all in one woman.

Btw yes, R5, his story is bullshit. He "just happened upon" the flex cuffs and picked them up; and he's dressed up like he's parachuting into Mogadishu.

That mom has bad vibes.

That MAGA Mom will cut you to the bone if you dare say anything negative about Trump!

They were probably fucking.

So he’s concerned about how people act towards each other these days and the morality of the country as he carries zip ties to kidnap fellow Americans and do who knows what.

Gotcha.

Going equipped

A boy’s best co-conspirator is his mother.

Limp sick mama’s boy

Didn’t they try to spin it that they were only in D.C. for the annual Motherboy convention and got swept up by the crowd into the capitol?

Such a cute couple...I wonder if they have children together 🤔. And which mental institution they reside in.

So great that she raised her son to be a piece of shit bigot just like herself.

Dude was with Roseanne?

The family that zip-ties together, stays together!

Well, now that people know who he is, I hope that he will be arrested.

Man, don't you just hate it when your Mom wants to tag along to an insurrection. Bummer.

Man, don't you just hate it when your Mom wants to tag along to an insurrection. Bummer.

These stupid trailer trash rednecks. I love how they're all getting Doxxed by their friends and neighbors and co-workers! Fuckin' hilarious. I hope they all get 10 years of hard labor and lose their right to ever vote again!!!

Unfortunately, getting caught is just going to make them more angry and push them further "right" with their extreme beliefs!

Can’t believe he hasn’t been arrested yet.

By the way, the Twitter thread where people worked for days to figure out his identity is really something.

MOOOOMMMMM!!!! YOU MOVED MY ZIPTIES AGAIN WHEN YOU CLEANED MY BEDROOM!!!

Lot's of hawt working class guys have ugly either older or fat wives.

Never understood it.

[quote] Unfortunately, getting caught is just going to make them more angry and push them further "right" with their extreme beliefs!

I do wonder what happens to these freaks after they are caught and punished. Like that Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria shooter -- do they feel remorse? Does their ideology ever change after serving hard time?

He's allegedly on the left in this photo allegedly promoting the bar where he allegedly worked.

He’s hot

I usually don't go for white guys but he and the crazy Viking terrorist are hawt, R34.

Does this mean I'm a damaged person DL?

Okay, I'll concede that that might be his older lover or wife rather than his mom. Maybe a former elementary school teacher who left her husband for him when he was 13. I don't know the customs in Tennessee.

Customs in Tennessee: you marry your mother.

That livestream video explains it all - just buzzwords and concern about where the country is going politically, religiously, etc. Ok - GIVE US EXAMPLES.

Instead, it's just LIBERTY, FREEDOM, ANTI-SOCIALISM.

That's not an answer. These people cannot explain their positions ever - and if so, they rely on conspiracy theories.

I long for when dumb people knew their place and were aware they weren't informed enough to voice an opinion.

I don't think it makes you damaged, R35. In fact, it underscores the tragedy here -- a lot of these morons are young, attractive guys who could be leading positive, productive lives but instead chose to throw their lives away on worshipping a fucking con man. And now they may all go to prison as a result of that choice.

With his mom = gay

How many children do sonny and his mommy have? Typical inbred rednecks.

These assholes could not look any more like the avg shit who supports that Orange parasite and they have the nerve to claim "Antifa"? They ave no fucking shame whatsoever.

R38.. that's the thing, they'll scream and scream more vague simpleton comments but yet never EVER EVER in detail explained why they are screaming and so utterly enraged and pissed off!...

So batshit crazy runs in the family...

R39, speaking of damaged, if you find these mouth-breathers attractive, then you know of what you speak.

🙀

But it was ANTIFA not Trump supporters!

He brought his mom because he doesn't get along with her sister, Aunty Fa.

Florida!

[33] The bar is Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk. Of course it is.

The John guy at R29 is definitely a member of the DataLounge detective club. He has scores of posts in the one thread, all dissecting the minutiae of their outfits.

He was the first to identify both guys seen on C-SPAN carrying zip ties in the House and Senate chambers. He’s says the zip ties came from a bag left behind by Capitol Police when they retreated.

The question is if they were left behind in that retreat on purpose.

r50 the Capitol Police also left bottled water

I’m sorry, but does anyone know if he was fucking his mother?

find that fukin sow in the red hat and put her fugly ass in jail !!

R40, those eyebrows = gay

"Mother darling, may I please have permission to tie up Nancy Pelosi?"

I think he really is gay, R52, and not a mother-fucker.

It wouldn't surprise me if that was his mom because, as a GenXer who grew up in the Midwest, I can say with certainty that there are a LOT more conservative and far-right GenXers than the popular media would have you think. It was somewhat popular for a time in the 1990s to be a rightwing GenXer of the MTV veejay Kennedy stripe, or the characters in that movie "PCU," stuff like that.

Because they're just as disaffected and upset with the world and the government as liberals and leftie GenXers are, they were ripe for the picking with this whole far-right Deep State conspiracy. They took the Tea Party-to-QAnon trajectory and they are likely most of the so-called Obama-to-Trump voters.

All my Mom and I did together was watch The Young and the Restless.

Eric Munchel had a handgun, or was that someone else.

He's like, legit hot.

So jealous of his future shower buddies.

What a shame. With those looks of his, all he needed was a level head without major brain damage to breeze through life.

Lmao. Looks like he actually had a black friend at one point.

If that's him in 2013 at R62, he's really taken to curating his brows. Metrosexual?

Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty did it much better in "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot."

R63 - Also highlights in his hair. I have a feeling that pic is one as he left a salon. Too groomed. Although I think it looks good on him. Definitely an improvement from his mugshot.

r57 he looks too young to be Gen X.

[quote] "Mother darling, may I please have permission to tie up Nancy Pelosi?"

Not until you clean your plate and finish cleaning your room.

Why are all these nuts from Tennessee? Is there something in the water?

What a pathetic momma's boy!

He's been arrested! Beard + great brow game in the photo (scroll down).

No word on mom.

[quote] No word on mom.

She had already gone to the Olive Garden.

[quote] a lot of these morons are young, attractive guys

The only reason you're seeing a small handful of not-completely-hideous buffoons is because scaling the Capitol wall required some degree of athleticism. The physically lame lard-asses (the majority) got left behind.

Look at that decor at R70. NOT GAY.

If he’s poor....

That's the living room in mom's rental. Furnishings from Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

More the Beyond section.

I was talking about his mom, R66. She looks GenX to me.

I notice down the feed that there's a claim the the wife of a supreme court justice is being questioned by law enforcement- turns out it's Clarence Thomas's wife.IF true would this be cause for him to resign?

Mom looks like she's in her 60s so a Boomer.

We've been hoping, R78.

Mom is either late Boomer (born early 1960s) or early GenX (born later 1960s). He's 30, so I would think she's in her 50s-60s, probably 50s.

It's hard to guess ages with these trashbag people, because they so often look older than they really are. The guy who broke into Pelosi's office is only 60 but he's a rough-as-hell 60, he looks 75.

In that case, R82, mom might well be in her 40s. She could have had little Eric as a teen bride (or not-bride; again, I'm not familiar with Tennessee customs).

[quote] Look at that decor at [R70]. NOT GAY.

You’re kidding, right?

His mom (yes it's his mom) has now been identified as Lisa Marie Eisenhart, 57. She is a nurse (yikes). They're both radicalized and have convinced themselves that they're fighting in the tradition of the American Revolution.

R1, R2, R3 & R15 - that sure is a lot of fucking.

The FBI needs to arrest fucking moronic Mormon Josiah Colts. He's the asshole who was filmed having from the visitor's gallery, before dropping to the chamber floor. He supposedly posted a video after it became apparent that the feds are pursuing the rioters, asking for forgiveness.

r86 Thanks for the plug.

- Tom Lehrer

It makes me sick when they refer to themselves as "patriots."

Doe's he live in her basement?

Do many of the young male MAGA terrorists live with their mothers? Apparently the Q Shaman also lives with his mother, who's been in the press defending him. Both men are around 30, not high school or college age. Is this symptomatic of the movement? Is it largely made up of DL's stereotypical cheeto-eating basement-dwelling mama-dependent incels?

R90 Sorry about the misplaced apostrophe. I know that triggers some people here.

Well, they seem, for the most part, to be unemployed losers...

Trumpist masculinity reaches its high water mark: