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Lectern Larry aka Adam Johnson arrested

Bye Bitch

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by Anonymousreply 9501/12/2021

Trash

by Anonymousreply 101/09/2021

Frustrated white guys who fail to see the real enemies: their sense of entitlement and ingratitude.

by Anonymousreply 201/09/2021

womp womp

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by Anonymousreply 301/09/2021

Oh dear, well, thoughts and....

Nope, I can’t even summon any thoughts up for trash like this. Time for the world (except. For the FBI, Dept of Justice) to forget about him.

by Anonymousreply 401/09/2021

Nice orange outfit he's wearing... Judging by his expression - not so hilarious now it seems. AND he put the lectern on eBay.

Hopefully he gets time and gets his ass stretched out a bit.

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by Anonymousreply 501/09/2021

He has FIVE kids. So his genes have carried on, tragically.

by Anonymousreply 601/09/2021

It's just like Idiocracy R6.

by Anonymousreply 701/09/2021

Florida...

by Anonymousreply 801/09/2021

That's a rode hard 36.

by Anonymousreply 901/09/2021

Oxy is a helluva drug

by Anonymousreply 1001/09/2021

Look at the original photo of him carrying the Speaker's lectern and tell me homegurl doesn't smell cookies.

by Anonymousreply 1101/09/2021

No cookies I would eat, r11.

by Anonymousreply 1201/09/2021

Did he actually take the lectern home or did he trash it?

by Anonymousreply 1301/09/2021

His wife is reportedly a doctor.

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by Anonymousreply 1401/09/2021

Was there any footage of the police officer getting hit by the fire extinguisher? Who ever did that should be. In jail.

by Anonymousreply 1501/09/2021

Have fun being a butt boy in Federal prison you stupid motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 1601/09/2021

What a waste of good hair.

by Anonymousreply 1701/09/2021

He's had numerous arrests.

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by Anonymousreply 1801/09/2021

He's had numerous arrests.

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by Anonymousreply 1901/09/2021

All the nuts roll to Florida!

Do you ever play Florida man? You google "florida man" and your birthday.

My news result: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors

I'm sure he was also a Maggat.

by Anonymousreply 2001/09/2021

A lot of these people look like hippy carpenters that would’ve been liberal a generation ago.

by Anonymousreply 2101/09/2021

Five kids! Horrifying! By the way, I find that those with at least 3 kids tend to be trashy or religious types.

by Anonymousreply 2201/09/2021

From the article at R18:

“He’s a stay-at-home father” - father of five; this explains the rage

“he sells furniture, which he makes himself” - this explains the attraction to the lectern.

by Anonymousreply 2301/09/2021

That photo at him at R19 is allegedly at a BLM protest. If that is him.

by Anonymousreply 2401/09/2021

At R18/R19 he looks like a "festive" character in a Christopher Guest mockumentary.

by Anonymousreply 2501/09/2021

[quote]Did he actually take the lectern home or did he trash it?

Do you check something like that as baggage, or do you carry it on?

Or maybe you drive from DC to FL in your minivan, and it is just in the back?

by Anonymousreply 2601/09/2021

R20, my birthday report: Florida man tried to break into car filled with cops.

by Anonymousreply 2701/09/2021

R13, see r5.

by Anonymousreply 2801/09/2021

The Florida man game is not always fun.

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by Anonymousreply 2901/09/2021

R29

Neigh means Neigh!

by Anonymousreply 3001/09/2021

Does this mean I can’t buy Nancy’s lectern? 😞

by Anonymousreply 3101/09/2021

His wife is a doctor? In White trash speak she’s probably an EMT or nurses aide.

by Anonymousreply 3201/09/2021

You may still be able to bid for it on eBay, but Larry cannot guarantee the delivery time at this point, R31

by Anonymousreply 3301/09/2021

She’s a doc, R32.

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by Anonymousreply 3401/09/2021

he's a stay at home dad! what a great example to his kids!

FATHER OF THE YEAR!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3501/09/2021

[quote]She’s a doc, [R32].

She's a DO, not an MD. Make of that what you will.

by Anonymousreply 3601/09/2021

R20: My birthday: Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert

by Anonymousreply 3701/09/2021

Me thinks he has peenage that satisfies the ladies

by Anonymousreply 3801/09/2021

He has nice hair

by Anonymousreply 3901/09/2021

He can sell his hair on eBay after they shave his head in prison.

by Anonymousreply 4001/09/2021

So, someone who is certified in Family Medicine and Osteopathic Manipulative Medicine, and certified by the AOA Board of Family Physicians is not a doc?

Okay, if you say so.

by Anonymousreply 4101/09/2021

Im mad that his hair is so laid

by Anonymousreply 4201/09/2021

R3 Orange is the new white.

by Anonymousreply 4301/09/2021

[quote] She's a DO, not an MD. Make of that what you will.

And what, exactly, is wrong with that? I should kick you right in your olecranon!

by Anonymousreply 4401/09/2021

[quote]Osteopathic Manipulative Medicine

um, okay

by Anonymousreply 4501/09/2021

His original intention was this but he didn't want to check a bag.

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by Anonymousreply 4601/09/2021

OP, Now, THAT'S a big dick face.

by Anonymousreply 4701/09/2021

Wife doc is probably grifting deep with auto accident attorneys and bullshit back injections.

by Anonymousreply 4801/09/2021

Even for a deplorable, he looks like there is something seriously not right in his head.

by Anonymousreply 4901/09/2021

R49 Almost everyone in FL have been in the dun too long.

by Anonymousreply 5001/09/2021

^^Sun^^

by Anonymousreply 5101/09/2021

36 years old with five kids. I’m sure he’ll be a grandfather in a year or two. The American dream.

by Anonymousreply 5201/09/2021

Where's that shit-eating grin now, asshole?

by Anonymousreply 5301/09/2021

He doesn’t even vote.

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by Anonymousreply 5401/09/2021

Notice all of these bearded bastards went home and immediately shaved their faces?

Jeezus. Like that was going to foil anybody.

by Anonymousreply 5501/09/2021

[quote]Me thinks he has peenage that satisfies the ladies

Ahem, just one lady!

by Anonymousreply 5601/09/2021

I’m shocked!

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by Anonymousreply 5701/09/2021

R30 you made me laugh out loud!

by Anonymousreply 5801/09/2021

He looks like Kody Brown of "Sister Wives" fame.

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by Anonymousreply 5901/09/2021

He hasn't voted? What's going on here? I thought Republicans voted en masse. Are there Trump supporters that forego the process?

Also, I do believe that is him at a BLM protest as well. Maybe he's just fucking bored. I mean, how often is he making furniture while surrounded by five children? Probably takes a lot of trips and treated these protests like Coachella.

Are all five kids from this second marriage with the doctor wife?

by Anonymousreply 6001/09/2021

Funny I know another right wing Christian conservative who is a stay-at-home homeschooling dad with a doctor wife. He is an asshole and very active online in religious and right wing (well same thing really at this point) forums promoting a patriarchal traditional family, Jeezus and Donald Trump. All the while he sits on his ass indoctrinating his poor kids. Always thought his wife was as rare as hen's teeth but here's another female doctor with a POS stay at home husband. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 6101/09/2021

Funny I know another right wing Christian conservative who is a stay-at-home homeschooling dad with a doctor wife. He is an asshole and very active online in religious and right wing (well same thing really at this point) forums promoting a patriarchal traditional family, Jeezus and Donald Trump. All the while he sits on his ass indoctrinating his poor kids. Always thought his wife was as rare as hen's teeth but here's another female doctor with a POS stay at home husband. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 6201/09/2021

[quote]He attended the University of South Florida in Tampa, Florida where he studied psychology.

You'd think he would know what a malignant narcissist is.

His wife's money just got sucked down the rat hole. In addition to legal fees she will have to pay for child care for 5 kids while he is in the slammer.

by Anonymousreply 6301/09/2021

Hopefully he'll be in the slammer for a long time, after convicton.

by Anonymousreply 6401/09/2021

Only a white woman would be so desperate and weak for a man that she could be a doctor and would marry an unemployed worthless piece of shit that has now tainted everything she worked for.

by Anonymousreply 6501/09/2021

Hope they livestream his prison haircut.

by Anonymousreply 6601/09/2021

[quote]He's had numerous arrests.

Well, pot possession when he was 18/19 and then violation of probation a year later.

by Anonymousreply 6701/09/2021

He's sexy. I'd do him or let him do me. His choice.

by Anonymousreply 6801/09/2021

Don't forget that there were counter-protestors at BLM events-notice he's not wearing a mask, but the people around him are.

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase on my birthday.

by Anonymousreply 6901/09/2021

[quote]Only a white woman would be so desperate and weak for a man that she could be a doctor and would marry an unemployed worthless piece of shit that has now tainted everything she worked for.

Oh it's not just white women who do this shit, believe me.

by Anonymousreply 7001/09/2021

Giving me visions of Kato Kaelin.

by Anonymousreply 7101/09/2021

Well there goes all of his wife's physician money on legal costs for this idiot.

by Anonymousreply 7201/09/2021

For my birthday: Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy.

And also: Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots.

by Anonymousreply 7301/09/2021

She needs to file for divorce NOW. Sole custody. Close. Out all accounts. Get a restrtorder.

by Anonymousreply 7401/09/2021

Dr, lady was dickmatized

by Anonymousreply 7501/09/2021

[quote]Did he actually take the lectern home or did he trash it?

This douchebag listed the lectern up on eBay. It got a few bids, then eBay took the listing down.

by Anonymousreply 7601/09/2021

The Dr wife could be just as bad as him, or worse.

by Anonymousreply 7701/09/2021

Good fun

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by Anonymousreply 7801/09/2021

He listed it on Ebay? He must be the stupidest person alive.

by Anonymousreply 7901/09/2021

If he really did carry it away from the Capitol, he's probably set himself up for a serious Federal theft charge, which might not be appropriate if he had just moved it around in the building and left it somewhere. It was valued at over $1,000, I read, which would constitute a felony. Instead of the "going where you're not invited" kind of charge, he'll get theft. Could get 2 or 3 years in the Pen, no parole, no early release, no 2 for 1. I'm sure he'll be very popular there.

by Anonymousreply 8001/09/2021

I find it hilarious that these idiots actually posed for the camera, assuming they would face no repercussions.

by Anonymousreply 8101/09/2021

I got the impression that the eBay listing was someone else’s joke—I know it was a real listing, but I didn’t think he had actually listed it himself.

by Anonymousreply 8201/09/2021

Did he check it at the airport? LOL.

by Anonymousreply 8301/09/2021

Some info from Johnson's neighbor....

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by Anonymousreply 8401/09/2021

Florida:

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by Anonymousreply 8501/09/2021

My birthday...figures.

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by Anonymousreply 8601/09/2021

NICEVILLE, Fla. – A Florida man set fire to his home last month after he tried to bake cookies using a George Foreman Grill, authorities said.

When firefighters in Niceville, along the Florida Panhandle, arrived at the home on Aug. 27, 53-year-old James Cunningham answered the door naked, said "I'm sorry" and shut the door, the Northwest Florida Daily News reported.

Police officers were called in to assist the Niceville Fire Department. Officers said Cunningham was not aware of the danger he was in and could have suffered smoke inhalation. He had to be removed for his own safety, the newspaper reported.

Cunningham told police that he had drunk 2 liters of vodka and been smoking marijuana that day.

The Fire Department found that Cunningham had left a George Foreman Grill unattended as he tried to make cookies. For some reason, he also put towels on top of the grill, the Fire Department said.

by Anonymousreply 8701/09/2021

[quote]I find it hilarious that these idiots actually posed for the camera, assuming they would face no repercussions.

That's because for people of that generation, nothing actually happened unless someone took a selfie of it.

by Anonymousreply 8801/09/2021

Nighty night, keep that b hole tight.

by Anonymousreply 8901/10/2021

R87 you're also 09/10?

by Anonymousreply 9001/11/2021

[quote] He has FIVE kids. So his genes have carried on, tragically.

Wouldn't you think, R6, that would give this imbecile pause before taking the actions he did that day? I came from a family of four brothers and my relatives were families with five or six kids each. Our parents were all responsible, intelligent adults. I guess I just answered my own question. This moron is not responsible, intelligent, or acting like an adult.

by Anonymousreply 9101/11/2021

His wife bailed him out, she'll be spending all her physician $$$ on this useless asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 9201/12/2021

[quote] He has FIVE kids

Peers in my age range don't usually have multiple children, but when they do, they're uniformly awful KKKristians who have enough brats to field a little league team!

by Anonymousreply 9301/12/2021

His wife backs his right-wing lunacy.

by Anonymousreply 9401/12/2021

Five children? I can't imagine.

Two children were quite enough - in fact, more than enough.

by Anonymousreply 9501/12/2021
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