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Lectern Larry aka Adam Johnson arrested

Bye Bitch

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by Anonymousreply 95January 12, 2021 3:20 PM

Trash

by Anonymousreply 1January 9, 2021 2:49 PM

Frustrated white guys who fail to see the real enemies: their sense of entitlement and ingratitude.

by Anonymousreply 2January 9, 2021 2:52 PM

womp womp

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by Anonymousreply 3January 9, 2021 2:55 PM

Oh dear, well, thoughts and....

Nope, I can’t even summon any thoughts up for trash like this. Time for the world (except. For the FBI, Dept of Justice) to forget about him.

by Anonymousreply 4January 9, 2021 2:59 PM

Nice orange outfit he's wearing... Judging by his expression - not so hilarious now it seems. AND he put the lectern on eBay.

Hopefully he gets time and gets his ass stretched out a bit.

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by Anonymousreply 5January 9, 2021 3:01 PM

He has FIVE kids. So his genes have carried on, tragically.

by Anonymousreply 6January 9, 2021 3:02 PM

It's just like Idiocracy R6.

by Anonymousreply 7January 9, 2021 3:02 PM

Florida...

by Anonymousreply 8January 9, 2021 3:04 PM

That's a rode hard 36.

by Anonymousreply 9January 9, 2021 3:07 PM

Oxy is a helluva drug

by Anonymousreply 10January 9, 2021 3:09 PM

Look at the original photo of him carrying the Speaker's lectern and tell me homegurl doesn't smell cookies.

by Anonymousreply 11January 9, 2021 3:10 PM

No cookies I would eat, r11.

by Anonymousreply 12January 9, 2021 3:18 PM

Did he actually take the lectern home or did he trash it?

by Anonymousreply 13January 9, 2021 3:29 PM

His wife is reportedly a doctor.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 9, 2021 3:31 PM

Was there any footage of the police officer getting hit by the fire extinguisher? Who ever did that should be. In jail.

by Anonymousreply 15January 9, 2021 3:31 PM

Have fun being a butt boy in Federal prison you stupid motherfucker!

by Anonymousreply 16January 9, 2021 3:35 PM

What a waste of good hair.

by Anonymousreply 17January 9, 2021 3:36 PM

He's had numerous arrests.

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by Anonymousreply 18January 9, 2021 3:37 PM

He's had numerous arrests.

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by Anonymousreply 19January 9, 2021 3:37 PM

All the nuts roll to Florida!

Do you ever play Florida man? You google "florida man" and your birthday.

My news result: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors

I'm sure he was also a Maggat.

by Anonymousreply 20January 9, 2021 3:42 PM

A lot of these people look like hippy carpenters that would’ve been liberal a generation ago.

by Anonymousreply 21January 9, 2021 3:42 PM

Five kids! Horrifying! By the way, I find that those with at least 3 kids tend to be trashy or religious types.

by Anonymousreply 22January 9, 2021 3:46 PM

From the article at R18:

“He’s a stay-at-home father” - father of five; this explains the rage

“he sells furniture, which he makes himself” - this explains the attraction to the lectern.

by Anonymousreply 23January 9, 2021 3:46 PM

That photo at him at R19 is allegedly at a BLM protest. If that is him.

by Anonymousreply 24January 9, 2021 3:47 PM

At R18/R19 he looks like a "festive" character in a Christopher Guest mockumentary.

by Anonymousreply 25January 9, 2021 3:47 PM

[quote]Did he actually take the lectern home or did he trash it?

Do you check something like that as baggage, or do you carry it on?

Or maybe you drive from DC to FL in your minivan, and it is just in the back?

by Anonymousreply 26January 9, 2021 3:51 PM

R20, my birthday report: Florida man tried to break into car filled with cops.

by Anonymousreply 27January 9, 2021 3:53 PM

R13, see r5.

by Anonymousreply 28January 9, 2021 3:57 PM

The Florida man game is not always fun.

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by Anonymousreply 29January 9, 2021 3:58 PM

R29

Neigh means Neigh!

by Anonymousreply 30January 9, 2021 4:02 PM

Does this mean I can’t buy Nancy’s lectern? 😞

by Anonymousreply 31January 9, 2021 4:02 PM

His wife is a doctor? In White trash speak she’s probably an EMT or nurses aide.

by Anonymousreply 32January 9, 2021 4:03 PM

You may still be able to bid for it on eBay, but Larry cannot guarantee the delivery time at this point, R31

by Anonymousreply 33January 9, 2021 4:05 PM

She’s a doc, R32.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 9, 2021 4:09 PM

he's a stay at home dad! what a great example to his kids!

FATHER OF THE YEAR!!!!

by Anonymousreply 35January 9, 2021 4:10 PM

[quote]She’s a doc, [R32].

She's a DO, not an MD. Make of that what you will.

by Anonymousreply 36January 9, 2021 4:13 PM

R20: My birthday: Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert

by Anonymousreply 37January 9, 2021 4:17 PM

Me thinks he has peenage that satisfies the ladies

by Anonymousreply 38January 9, 2021 4:18 PM

He has nice hair

by Anonymousreply 39January 9, 2021 4:18 PM

He can sell his hair on eBay after they shave his head in prison.

by Anonymousreply 40January 9, 2021 4:19 PM

So, someone who is certified in Family Medicine and Osteopathic Manipulative Medicine, and certified by the AOA Board of Family Physicians is not a doc?

Okay, if you say so.

by Anonymousreply 41January 9, 2021 4:21 PM

Im mad that his hair is so laid

by Anonymousreply 42January 9, 2021 4:23 PM

R3 Orange is the new white.

by Anonymousreply 43January 9, 2021 4:24 PM

[quote] She's a DO, not an MD. Make of that what you will.

And what, exactly, is wrong with that? I should kick you right in your olecranon!

by Anonymousreply 44January 9, 2021 4:46 PM

[quote]Osteopathic Manipulative Medicine

um, okay

by Anonymousreply 45January 9, 2021 4:50 PM

His original intention was this but he didn't want to check a bag.

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by Anonymousreply 46January 9, 2021 5:01 PM

OP, Now, THAT'S a big dick face.

by Anonymousreply 47January 9, 2021 5:06 PM

Wife doc is probably grifting deep with auto accident attorneys and bullshit back injections.

by Anonymousreply 48January 9, 2021 5:09 PM

Even for a deplorable, he looks like there is something seriously not right in his head.

by Anonymousreply 49January 9, 2021 5:24 PM

R49 Almost everyone in FL have been in the dun too long.

by Anonymousreply 50January 9, 2021 5:41 PM

^^Sun^^

by Anonymousreply 51January 9, 2021 5:42 PM

36 years old with five kids. I’m sure he’ll be a grandfather in a year or two. The American dream.

by Anonymousreply 52January 9, 2021 5:44 PM

Where's that shit-eating grin now, asshole?

by Anonymousreply 53January 9, 2021 7:28 PM

He doesn’t even vote.

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by Anonymousreply 54January 9, 2021 7:47 PM

Notice all of these bearded bastards went home and immediately shaved their faces?

Jeezus. Like that was going to foil anybody.

by Anonymousreply 55January 9, 2021 7:49 PM

[quote]Me thinks he has peenage that satisfies the ladies

Ahem, just one lady!

by Anonymousreply 56January 9, 2021 7:56 PM

I’m shocked!

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by Anonymousreply 57January 9, 2021 8:00 PM

R30 you made me laugh out loud!

by Anonymousreply 58January 9, 2021 8:07 PM

He looks like Kody Brown of "Sister Wives" fame.

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by Anonymousreply 59January 9, 2021 8:14 PM

He hasn't voted? What's going on here? I thought Republicans voted en masse. Are there Trump supporters that forego the process?

Also, I do believe that is him at a BLM protest as well. Maybe he's just fucking bored. I mean, how often is he making furniture while surrounded by five children? Probably takes a lot of trips and treated these protests like Coachella.

Are all five kids from this second marriage with the doctor wife?

by Anonymousreply 60January 9, 2021 8:17 PM

Funny I know another right wing Christian conservative who is a stay-at-home homeschooling dad with a doctor wife. He is an asshole and very active online in religious and right wing (well same thing really at this point) forums promoting a patriarchal traditional family, Jeezus and Donald Trump. All the while he sits on his ass indoctrinating his poor kids. Always thought his wife was as rare as hen's teeth but here's another female doctor with a POS stay at home husband. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 61January 9, 2021 8:19 PM

Funny I know another right wing Christian conservative who is a stay-at-home homeschooling dad with a doctor wife. He is an asshole and very active online in religious and right wing (well same thing really at this point) forums promoting a patriarchal traditional family, Jeezus and Donald Trump. All the while he sits on his ass indoctrinating his poor kids. Always thought his wife was as rare as hen's teeth but here's another female doctor with a POS stay at home husband. Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 62January 9, 2021 8:19 PM

[quote]He attended the University of South Florida in Tampa, Florida where he studied psychology.

You'd think he would know what a malignant narcissist is.

His wife's money just got sucked down the rat hole. In addition to legal fees she will have to pay for child care for 5 kids while he is in the slammer.

by Anonymousreply 63January 9, 2021 8:19 PM

Hopefully he'll be in the slammer for a long time, after convicton.

by Anonymousreply 64January 9, 2021 8:29 PM

Only a white woman would be so desperate and weak for a man that she could be a doctor and would marry an unemployed worthless piece of shit that has now tainted everything she worked for.

by Anonymousreply 65January 9, 2021 8:34 PM

Hope they livestream his prison haircut.

by Anonymousreply 66January 9, 2021 8:36 PM

[quote]He's had numerous arrests.

Well, pot possession when he was 18/19 and then violation of probation a year later.

by Anonymousreply 67January 9, 2021 8:42 PM

He's sexy. I'd do him or let him do me. His choice.

by Anonymousreply 68January 9, 2021 8:56 PM

Don't forget that there were counter-protestors at BLM events-notice he's not wearing a mask, but the people around him are.

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase on my birthday.

by Anonymousreply 69January 9, 2021 8:58 PM

[quote]Only a white woman would be so desperate and weak for a man that she could be a doctor and would marry an unemployed worthless piece of shit that has now tainted everything she worked for.

Oh it's not just white women who do this shit, believe me.

by Anonymousreply 70January 9, 2021 10:49 PM

Giving me visions of Kato Kaelin.

by Anonymousreply 71January 9, 2021 10:53 PM

Well there goes all of his wife's physician money on legal costs for this idiot.

by Anonymousreply 72January 9, 2021 11:25 PM

For my birthday: Florida man pretending to be a cop pulls over real deputy.

And also: Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots.

by Anonymousreply 73January 9, 2021 11:36 PM

She needs to file for divorce NOW. Sole custody. Close. Out all accounts. Get a restrtorder.

by Anonymousreply 74January 10, 2021 12:00 AM

Dr, lady was dickmatized

by Anonymousreply 75January 10, 2021 12:03 AM

[quote]Did he actually take the lectern home or did he trash it?

This douchebag listed the lectern up on eBay. It got a few bids, then eBay took the listing down.

by Anonymousreply 76January 10, 2021 12:10 AM

The Dr wife could be just as bad as him, or worse.

by Anonymousreply 77January 10, 2021 12:15 AM

Good fun

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by Anonymousreply 78January 10, 2021 12:19 AM

He listed it on Ebay? He must be the stupidest person alive.

by Anonymousreply 79January 10, 2021 12:23 AM

If he really did carry it away from the Capitol, he's probably set himself up for a serious Federal theft charge, which might not be appropriate if he had just moved it around in the building and left it somewhere. It was valued at over $1,000, I read, which would constitute a felony. Instead of the "going where you're not invited" kind of charge, he'll get theft. Could get 2 or 3 years in the Pen, no parole, no early release, no 2 for 1. I'm sure he'll be very popular there.

by Anonymousreply 80January 10, 2021 12:30 AM

I find it hilarious that these idiots actually posed for the camera, assuming they would face no repercussions.

by Anonymousreply 81January 10, 2021 12:30 AM

I got the impression that the eBay listing was someone else’s joke—I know it was a real listing, but I didn’t think he had actually listed it himself.

by Anonymousreply 82January 10, 2021 12:31 AM

Did he check it at the airport? LOL.

by Anonymousreply 83January 10, 2021 12:32 AM

Some info from Johnson's neighbor....

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by Anonymousreply 84January 10, 2021 12:43 AM

Florida:

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by Anonymousreply 85January 10, 2021 1:12 AM

My birthday...figures.

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by Anonymousreply 86January 10, 2021 1:22 AM

NICEVILLE, Fla. – A Florida man set fire to his home last month after he tried to bake cookies using a George Foreman Grill, authorities said.

When firefighters in Niceville, along the Florida Panhandle, arrived at the home on Aug. 27, 53-year-old James Cunningham answered the door naked, said "I'm sorry" and shut the door, the Northwest Florida Daily News reported.

Police officers were called in to assist the Niceville Fire Department. Officers said Cunningham was not aware of the danger he was in and could have suffered smoke inhalation. He had to be removed for his own safety, the newspaper reported.

Cunningham told police that he had drunk 2 liters of vodka and been smoking marijuana that day.

The Fire Department found that Cunningham had left a George Foreman Grill unattended as he tried to make cookies. For some reason, he also put towels on top of the grill, the Fire Department said.

by Anonymousreply 87January 10, 2021 1:33 AM

[quote]I find it hilarious that these idiots actually posed for the camera, assuming they would face no repercussions.

That's because for people of that generation, nothing actually happened unless someone took a selfie of it.

by Anonymousreply 88January 10, 2021 2:26 AM

Nighty night, keep that b hole tight.

by Anonymousreply 89January 11, 2021 5:53 AM

R87 you're also 09/10?

by Anonymousreply 90January 11, 2021 1:28 PM

[quote] He has FIVE kids. So his genes have carried on, tragically.

Wouldn't you think, R6, that would give this imbecile pause before taking the actions he did that day? I came from a family of four brothers and my relatives were families with five or six kids each. Our parents were all responsible, intelligent adults. I guess I just answered my own question. This moron is not responsible, intelligent, or acting like an adult.

by Anonymousreply 91January 11, 2021 1:50 PM

His wife bailed him out, she'll be spending all her physician $$$ on this useless asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 92January 12, 2021 2:49 PM

[quote] He has FIVE kids

Peers in my age range don't usually have multiple children, but when they do, they're uniformly awful KKKristians who have enough brats to field a little league team!

by Anonymousreply 93January 12, 2021 2:55 PM

His wife backs his right-wing lunacy.

by Anonymousreply 94January 12, 2021 3:10 PM

Five children? I can't imagine.

Two children were quite enough - in fact, more than enough.

by Anonymousreply 95January 12, 2021 3:20 PM
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