I'm One America News. He won't stop jerking off to me.
Let's Be Donald Trump's Last 12 Days in Office
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 13, 2021 6:51 PM |
I’m the sinking ship monument that yearns to be installed on the front lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 8, 2021 6:44 PM |
I'm the Trump children and Jared, who will all be pardoned.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 8, 2021 6:47 PM |
I’m the white cat that Trump strokes as he bombs Chicago and Canada.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 8, 2021 6:49 PM |
I'm the bright-orange smears on the Oval Office walls—a mixture of Bronx Colors Orange BHC06 and liquidy KFC shits.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 8, 2021 6:52 PM |
I'm Ivanka breastfeeding him again -- the only way he can be placated!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 8, 2021 7:00 PM |
I'm Putin, waiting for that last big favor Trump promised me before he left office.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 8, 2021 7:01 PM |
I'm the press conference Rudy Giuliani gives the day before the inauguration, explaining that Trump can't leave the White House just yet for medical reasons; then showing the note Trump got from his doctor 50 years ago, excusing him from military service.
Then Giuliani's teeth fall out.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 8, 2021 7:03 PM |
I'm Barron Trump. My dad says he's leaving me behind in Washington to find my own way. He says I'm a loser because I'm 14 and I haven't gotten laid yet.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 13, 2021 6:22 PM |
I’m the tanks in the streets of all major cities, as Trump refuses to hand over the office and implements Martial Law.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 13, 2021 6:27 PM |
I’m the horrid stench that hits you like a brick wall when you walk into the Oval Office of a steaming Depends diaper that needs changing.
Everyone pretends I’m not here but the unguarded side looks of horror of the uninitiated prove them wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 13, 2021 6:31 PM |
We're Donald, Junior and Kimberly, not looking forward to the day when we have to pay for our gigantic coke habits with out own money rather than campaign funds.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 13, 2021 6:40 PM |
I'm Melania--I'm stealing the china because I know, when I file for divorce, Trump is going to fight me and I'm not getting much
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 13, 2021 6:47 PM |
r14 I'm the China. You'd never believe where she's hiding me.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 13, 2021 6:49 PM |
[quote]He says I'm a loser because I'm 14 and I haven't gotten laid yet.
Has no one introduced him to Hope Hicks yet?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 13, 2021 6:51 PM |