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Let's Be Donald Trump's Last 12 Days in Office

I'm One America News. He won't stop jerking off to me.

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2021

I’m the sinking ship monument that yearns to be installed on the front lawn.

by Anonymousreply 101/08/2021

I'm the Trump children and Jared, who will all be pardoned.

by Anonymousreply 201/08/2021

I’m the white cat that Trump strokes as he bombs Chicago and Canada.

by Anonymousreply 301/08/2021

I'm the bright-orange smears on the Oval Office walls—a mixture of Bronx Colors Orange BHC06 and liquidy KFC shits.

by Anonymousreply 401/08/2021


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by Anonymousreply 601/08/2021

I'm Ivanka breastfeeding him again -- the only way he can be placated!

by Anonymousreply 701/08/2021

I'm Putin, waiting for that last big favor Trump promised me before he left office.

by Anonymousreply 801/08/2021

I'm the press conference Rudy Giuliani gives the day before the inauguration, explaining that Trump can't leave the White House just yet for medical reasons; then showing the note Trump got from his doctor 50 years ago, excusing him from military service.

Then Giuliani's teeth fall out.

by Anonymousreply 901/08/2021

I'm Barron Trump. My dad says he's leaving me behind in Washington to find my own way. He says I'm a loser because I'm 14 and I haven't gotten laid yet.

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2021

I’m the tanks in the streets of all major cities, as Trump refuses to hand over the office and implements Martial Law.

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2021

I’m the horrid stench that hits you like a brick wall when you walk into the Oval Office of a steaming Depends diaper that needs changing.

Everyone pretends I’m not here but the unguarded side looks of horror of the uninitiated prove them wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2021

We're Donald, Junior and Kimberly, not looking forward to the day when we have to pay for our gigantic coke habits with out own money rather than campaign funds.

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2021

I'm Melania--I'm stealing the china because I know, when I file for divorce, Trump is going to fight me and I'm not getting much

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2021

r14 I'm the China. You'd never believe where she's hiding me.

by Anonymousreply 1501/13/2021

[quote]He says I'm a loser because I'm 14 and I haven't gotten laid yet.

Has no one introduced him to Hope Hicks yet?

by Anonymousreply 1601/13/2021
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