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Let's be a constipation

I'm the endless straining and the hemorrhoids afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 21April 6, 2021 10:33 PM

Constipation, meet baked beans. Buh bye!!

by Anonymousreply 1January 6, 2021 4:16 PM

Hi Trump! Guess you have even more free time on your hands now, eh? Maybe cut down on the Maccies.

by Anonymousreply 2January 6, 2021 4:19 PM

I'm fruits and vegetables and if you have been eating enough of me (potatoes, carrots, apples and bananas don't count) then you wouldn't have these problems.

by Anonymousreply 3January 6, 2021 4:40 PM

I'm Bobby Brown.

by Anonymousreply 4January 6, 2021 4:46 PM

I'm the GOP

by Anonymousreply 5January 6, 2021 4:50 PM

I'm the scat troll, already getting hard at this thread.

by Anonymousreply 6January 6, 2021 4:52 PM

I'm anus, I'm bored.

by Anonymousreply 7January 6, 2021 4:55 PM

I'm the rubber-tipped tongs leaning inconspicuously behind the toilet bowl

by Anonymousreply 8January 6, 2021 5:13 PM

I’m Mike Pence.

by Anonymousreply 9January 6, 2021 5:15 PM

I am a fattard who doesn't know shit about lactobacillus and probiotic.

by Anonymousreply 10January 6, 2021 5:25 PM

Scat thread.

by Anonymousreply 11January 6, 2021 5:25 PM

I'm the suppository that will meet that poo

by Anonymousreply 12January 8, 2021 5:32 PM

I'm the squatty potty.

by Anonymousreply 13January 8, 2021 5:35 PM

I'm the Fleet enema bottles and glycerin suppositories that fill the medicine cabinet.

by Anonymousreply 14January 8, 2021 5:35 PM

Im donald trump

by Anonymousreply 15January 8, 2021 5:35 PM

Yum

by Anonymousreply 16March 2, 2021 3:47 AM

Im the look and thought of fear when I think it might be time to go poo.

by Anonymousreply 17March 2, 2021 3:52 AM

I'm the colon cancer this condition signifies.

by Anonymousreply 18March 2, 2021 3:52 AM

I'm Pepto, which turns your poo black and sticky!

by Anonymousreply 19March 2, 2021 4:03 AM

Constipation, like the scat troll continually posting the same shit over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 20March 2, 2021 4:10 AM

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 21April 6, 2021 10:33 PM
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