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Let’s Be Bridgerton!

I’m The Duke of Hastings’ load. Why doesn’t he want me?

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 9:43 PM

I am the interesting lack of plot.

by Anonymousreply 112/28/2020

I'm the mysteries of the dead-viscount father, his father, the country home, connections to the crown, and the source of income supporting the nine remaining souls, including the traveling sister.

by Anonymousreply 212/28/2020

I'm the most insipid and vanilla girl-woman who is the 'gem' of the season

by Anonymousreply 312/28/2020

I have found it somewhat boring but I think the Georgian period was boring anyway.

by Anonymousreply 412/28/2020

I’m the person who thinks these threads are about Brigadoon, which I don’t remember being so dirty.

by Anonymousreply 512/28/2020

I am the Jane Austen remix.

by Anonymousreply 612/28/2020

I'm Penelope Featherington. I'm the fan favourite because I'm plus-sized and mocked by my family, but am actually a the Regency equivalent of a fat, jealous bitch, twat deep in BTS fanfiction and Ben & Jerry's.

by Anonymousreply 712/29/2020

I'm the pious cunt who ruined my friendless cousin's marriage entrapment plan

by Anonymousreply 812/29/2020

I’m Colin Bridgerton. I have prettier eyes than my brother, a much bigger cock, tastier sperm, and delicious armpits and complete bush.

by Anonymousreply 912/29/2020

I'm Anthony Bridgerton. I'm a total bore, and my opera singer looks like the 19th Century version of Jessie J.

by Anonymousreply 1012/29/2020

I'm the terrible bangs which indicate that Rooney Mara and Bree Daniels are the style icons of our wearers.

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by Anonymousreply 1112/29/2020

I’m quality. I’m weirdly missing from this series, despite the attractive cast and the huge amount of cash lavished on beautiful locations and costumes.

by Anonymousreply 1212/29/2020

I’m Eloise Bridgerton. I give hints in looks and demeanor that I’m a bulldagger. I even walk with a cane.

by Anonymousreply 1312/29/2020

I’m Penelope Featherington’s fupa.

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by Anonymousreply 1412/29/2020

R14, I laughed out loud. I love her though. She was a riot in Derry Girls.

by Anonymousreply 1512/29/2020

Julie Andrew's voice: Who am I? That I will never tell ...

Revealed identity's voice: ... whoa? I'm revealed at the end of season one? ONE????? What a bloody cock-up! Oi! Get me another pint, will ya? I'm no joakin'!

by Anonymousreply 1612/29/2020

Julie Andrew's voice: Who am I? That I will never tell ...

Revealed identity's voice: ... whoa? I'm revealed at the end of season one? ONE????? What a bloody cock-up! Oi! Get me another pint, will ya? I'm no joakin'!

by Anonymousreply 1712/29/2020

I’m the stutter of the little black boy.

by Anonymousreply 1812/30/2020

Loved every moment of this

by Anonymousreply 1901/03/2021

[quote]Julie Andrew's voice

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2001/03/2021

I’m the painfully pushed-up boobs.

by Anonymousreply 2101/03/2021

I'm all the too many characters for a one hour show.

by Anonymousreply 2201/03/2021

I'm highly accomplished at embroidery and pianoforte.

by Anonymousreply 2301/10/2021

I'm one of the millions who will be empowered by finally learning the truth about my ancestors.

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by Anonymousreply 2401/10/2021

I'm Julie Andrews' voice (for the DL AAM, R20)

by Anonymousreply 2501/10/2021

We're the pigs who were spared in one of the episodes (even we forget which one). By an ocean, we're the most interesting things about the series.

by Anonymousreply 2601/10/2021

I'm the perfectly straight white teeth that everyone has, regardless of social class.

by Anonymousreply 2701/10/2021

I'm the penises we hear about and never see.

by Anonymousreply 2801/10/2021

I’m Golda Rosheuvel as Queen Charlotte, the white folks watching have me confused with Bevy Smith. Well this white folk did.

by Anonymousreply 2901/10/2021

I am closed captioning required to follow the mumbled dialog.

by Anonymousreply 3001/10/2021

I am the fastest female orgasms in history.

by Anonymousreply 3101/10/2021

[quote]I am the fastest female orgasms in history.

I'm the Duke of Hastings, and I'm THAT good.

by Anonymousreply 3201/10/2021

[quote]I'm all the too many characters for a one hour show.

To be fair, it was EIGHT one-hour episodes, and there are seven more books in the series to go, each of which will presumably also have multiple episodes.

by Anonymousreply 3301/10/2021

I'm the mysterious bee at the beginning and end of this first series.

by Anonymousreply 3401/10/2021

I am cigarettes, and the reason Benedict and Eloise look at least a decade older than Anthony and Daphne.

by Anonymousreply 3501/10/2021

I thought tbe queen was the old Asian lady from Orange Is the New Black.

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by Anonymousreply 3601/11/2021

Seeing as I'm watching it with subtitles...

I'm (Daphne inhales sharply). I appear in so many scenes that I should get top billing.

by Anonymousreply 3701/11/2021

Trashy!

by Anonymousreply 38Last Sunday at 3:43 PM

I’m my cries of “12% Population! 99% Representation!”, that are finally being heard. But dey still too many white folk up on my TV!

by Anonymousreply 39Last Sunday at 3:49 PM

I'm the dumb slut who:

- gave it up to my looooooove without holding out for a ring first (like any upper-to-middle class woman with a damn bit of sense in 1813)

- tried to con a dumb sap into marrying me by concealing the fact that I was knocked up

- then when a wealthy guy who knew I was pregnant offered to marry me and take care of me and my baby, I pouted and moped and had to be talked into it because I didn't looooove him. Considering how fast I went from screeching "MY LOVE LOVES MEEEEEE!" to falling for the first attractive guy who was nice to me, it seems reasonable that I would fall for the new guy in no time, but again, I'm a dumb slut, emphasis on dumb.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 9:36 PM

I'm an angry female Twitterer declaring that anyone who doesn't fall over themselves in praising this series to high heaven is a RACIST! Rather than, you know, the show being really badly done.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 9:43 PM
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