Let’s Be Bridgerton!

I am the interesting lack of plot.

I'm the mysteries of the dead-viscount father, his father, the country home, connections to the crown, and the source of income supporting the nine remaining souls, including the traveling sister.

I'm the most insipid and vanilla girl-woman who is the 'gem' of the season

I have found it somewhat boring but I think the Georgian period was boring anyway.

I’m the person who thinks these threads are about Brigadoon, which I don’t remember being so dirty.

I am the Jane Austen remix.

I'm Penelope Featherington. I'm the fan favourite because I'm plus-sized and mocked by my family, but am actually a the Regency equivalent of a fat, jealous bitch, twat deep in BTS fanfiction and Ben & Jerry's.

I'm the pious cunt who ruined my friendless cousin's marriage entrapment plan

I’m Colin Bridgerton. I have prettier eyes than my brother, a much bigger cock, tastier sperm, and delicious armpits and complete bush.

I'm Anthony Bridgerton. I'm a total bore, and my opera singer looks like the 19th Century version of Jessie J.

I'm the terrible bangs which indicate that Rooney Mara and Bree Daniels are the style icons of our wearers.

I’m quality. I’m weirdly missing from this series, despite the attractive cast and the huge amount of cash lavished on beautiful locations and costumes.

I’m Eloise Bridgerton. I give hints in looks and demeanor that I’m a bulldagger. I even walk with a cane.

I’m Penelope Featherington’s fupa.

R14, I laughed out loud. I love her though. She was a riot in Derry Girls.

Julie Andrew's voice: Who am I? That I will never tell ...

Revealed identity's voice: ... whoa? I'm revealed at the end of season one? ONE????? What a bloody cock-up! Oi! Get me another pint, will ya? I'm no joakin'!

Julie Andrew's voice: Who am I? That I will never tell ...

Revealed identity's voice: ... whoa? I'm revealed at the end of season one? ONE????? What a bloody cock-up! Oi! Get me another pint, will ya? I'm no joakin'!

I’m the stutter of the little black boy.

Loved every moment of this

[quote]Julie Andrew's voice

Oh, dear.

I’m the painfully pushed-up boobs.

I'm all the too many characters for a one hour show.

I'm highly accomplished at embroidery and pianoforte.

I'm one of the millions who will be empowered by finally learning the truth about my ancestors.

I'm Julie Andrews' voice (for the DL AAM, R20)

We're the pigs who were spared in one of the episodes (even we forget which one). By an ocean, we're the most interesting things about the series.

I'm the perfectly straight white teeth that everyone has, regardless of social class.

I'm the penises we hear about and never see.

I’m Golda Rosheuvel as Queen Charlotte, the white folks watching have me confused with Bevy Smith. Well this white folk did.

I am closed captioning required to follow the mumbled dialog.

I am the fastest female orgasms in history.

[quote]I am the fastest female orgasms in history.

I'm the Duke of Hastings, and I'm THAT good.

[quote]I'm all the too many characters for a one hour show.

To be fair, it was EIGHT one-hour episodes, and there are seven more books in the series to go, each of which will presumably also have multiple episodes.

I'm the mysterious bee at the beginning and end of this first series.

I am cigarettes, and the reason Benedict and Eloise look at least a decade older than Anthony and Daphne.

I thought tbe queen was the old Asian lady from Orange Is the New Black.

Seeing as I'm watching it with subtitles...

I'm (Daphne inhales sharply). I appear in so many scenes that I should get top billing.

Trashy!

I’m my cries of “12% Population! 99% Representation!”, that are finally being heard. But dey still too many white folk up on my TV!

I'm the dumb slut who:

- gave it up to my looooooove without holding out for a ring first (like any upper-to-middle class woman with a damn bit of sense in 1813)

- tried to con a dumb sap into marrying me by concealing the fact that I was knocked up

- then when a wealthy guy who knew I was pregnant offered to marry me and take care of me and my baby, I pouted and moped and had to be talked into it because I didn't looooove him. Considering how fast I went from screeching "MY LOVE LOVES MEEEEEE!" to falling for the first attractive guy who was nice to me, it seems reasonable that I would fall for the new guy in no time, but again, I'm a dumb slut, emphasis on dumb.

I'm an angry female Twitterer declaring that anyone who doesn't fall over themselves in praising this series to high heaven is a RACIST! Rather than, you know, the show being really badly done.