I’m The Duke of Hastings’ load. Why doesn’t he want me?
I am the interesting lack of plot.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 28, 2020 1:40 PM |
I'm the mysteries of the dead-viscount father, his father, the country home, connections to the crown, and the source of income supporting the nine remaining souls, including the traveling sister.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 28, 2020 2:36 PM |
I'm the most insipid and vanilla girl-woman who is the 'gem' of the season
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 28, 2020 2:58 PM |
I have found it somewhat boring but I think the Georgian period was boring anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 28, 2020 3:00 PM |
I’m the person who thinks these threads are about Brigadoon, which I don’t remember being so dirty.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 28, 2020 3:19 PM |
I am the Jane Austen remix.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 28, 2020 3:20 PM |
I'm Penelope Featherington. I'm the fan favourite because I'm plus-sized and mocked by my family, but am actually a the Regency equivalent of a fat, jealous bitch, twat deep in BTS fanfiction and Ben & Jerry's.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 30, 2020 6:44 AM |
I'm the pious cunt who ruined my friendless cousin's marriage entrapment plan
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 30, 2020 7:10 AM |
I’m Colin Bridgerton. I have prettier eyes than my brother, a much bigger cock, tastier sperm, and delicious armpits and complete bush.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 30, 2020 7:17 AM |
I'm Anthony Bridgerton. I'm a total bore, and my opera singer looks like the 19th Century version of Jessie J.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 30, 2020 7:18 AM |
I'm the terrible bangs which indicate that Rooney Mara and Bree Daniels are the style icons of our wearers.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 30, 2020 7:22 AM |
I’m quality. I’m weirdly missing from this series, despite the attractive cast and the huge amount of cash lavished on beautiful locations and costumes.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 30, 2020 7:26 AM |
I’m Eloise Bridgerton. I give hints in looks and demeanor that I’m a bulldagger. I even walk with a cane.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 30, 2020 7:27 AM |
R14, I laughed out loud. I love her though. She was a riot in Derry Girls.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 30, 2020 7:32 AM |
Julie Andrew's voice: Who am I? That I will never tell ...
Revealed identity's voice: ... whoa? I'm revealed at the end of season one? ONE????? What a bloody cock-up! Oi! Get me another pint, will ya? I'm no joakin'!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 30, 2020 8:16 AM |
Julie Andrew's voice: Who am I? That I will never tell ...
Revealed identity's voice: ... whoa? I'm revealed at the end of season one? ONE????? What a bloody cock-up! Oi! Get me another pint, will ya? I'm no joakin'!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 30, 2020 8:16 AM |
I’m the stutter of the little black boy.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 31, 2020 6:43 AM |
Loved every moment of this
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 3, 2021 12:33 PM |
[quote]Julie Andrew's voice
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 3, 2021 3:55 PM |
I’m the painfully pushed-up boobs.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 3, 2021 4:12 PM |
I'm all the too many characters for a one hour show.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 3, 2021 4:15 PM |
I'm highly accomplished at embroidery and pianoforte.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 11, 2021 12:30 AM |
I'm one of the millions who will be empowered by finally learning the truth about my ancestors.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 11, 2021 12:47 AM |
I'm Julie Andrews' voice (for the DL AAM, R20)
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 11, 2021 12:51 AM |
We're the pigs who were spared in one of the episodes (even we forget which one). By an ocean, we're the most interesting things about the series.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 11, 2021 12:56 AM |
I'm the perfectly straight white teeth that everyone has, regardless of social class.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 11, 2021 1:28 AM |
I'm the penises we hear about and never see.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 11, 2021 1:30 AM |
I’m Golda Rosheuvel as Queen Charlotte, the white folks watching have me confused with Bevy Smith. Well this white folk did.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 11, 2021 1:52 AM |
I am closed captioning required to follow the mumbled dialog.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 11, 2021 1:57 AM |
I am the fastest female orgasms in history.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 11, 2021 2:01 AM |
[quote]I am the fastest female orgasms in history.
I'm the Duke of Hastings, and I'm THAT good.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 11, 2021 2:11 AM |
[quote]I'm all the too many characters for a one hour show.
To be fair, it was EIGHT one-hour episodes, and there are seven more books in the series to go, each of which will presumably also have multiple episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 11, 2021 2:14 AM |
I'm the mysterious bee at the beginning and end of this first series.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 11, 2021 3:00 AM |
I am cigarettes, and the reason Benedict and Eloise look at least a decade older than Anthony and Daphne.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 11, 2021 3:05 AM |
I thought tbe queen was the old Asian lady from Orange Is the New Black.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 11, 2021 3:25 PM |
Seeing as I'm watching it with subtitles...
I'm (Daphne inhales sharply). I appear in so many scenes that I should get top billing.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 11, 2021 7:49 PM |
Trashy!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 18, 2021 12:43 AM |
I’m my cries of “12% Population! 99% Representation!”, that are finally being heard. But dey still too many white folk up on my TV!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 18, 2021 12:49 AM |
I'm the dumb slut who:
- gave it up to my looooooove without holding out for a ring first (like any upper-to-middle class woman with a damn bit of sense in 1813)
- tried to con a dumb sap into marrying me by concealing the fact that I was knocked up
- then when a wealthy guy who knew I was pregnant offered to marry me and take care of me and my baby, I pouted and moped and had to be talked into it because I didn't looooove him. Considering how fast I went from screeching "MY LOVE LOVES MEEEEEE!" to falling for the first attractive guy who was nice to me, it seems reasonable that I would fall for the new guy in no time, but again, I'm a dumb slut, emphasis on dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 21, 2021 6:36 AM |
I'm an angry female Twitterer declaring that anyone who doesn't fall over themselves in praising this series to high heaven is a RACIST! Rather than, you know, the show being really badly done.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 21, 2021 6:43 AM |
I'm Mother Jefferson in my greatest role;, Queen of England.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 2, 2021 4:03 AM |
I'm the Duke of Hastings hotness that is SOOOO much above boring, average Daphne Bridgerton, with whom I'm supposed to be madly in love.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 2, 2021 5:28 AM |