Make up a good old movie STAH name.

Aurora Borealis

Joan Crawford!

Kendall Montgomery

Regina Lofthouse.

Ladelle Twelvetrees

Pamela Stevens

Kitty Titsworth

Bendova Easly

Bryce Fontaine

Lynne Ardmore

Lorinda Chamblis

Reclutcha Bags

Layne Bellamy

Tootie Tinsel

Chasten Masters.

Mike Hunt, Lolly Popguild, Crash Bandicoot, Sum Dum Ho

Eileen Dover

Bettina Dawes

Dyke VanDick

Deidre Drake

Louella Smythe-Worthington

Whitney Le Crue

R7 🤣

Shirley Whipple

Stationary Wells

Melania Knaussamova - Poosy Queen of the Silent Screen

Lindsay Kettle

Kitty McFinckle

Hedda Funicci

Barbara Bitchtickles

MarvelAnne Masters

R28 🤣

Gwendolyn Stifle

Little “Trumpy” Barron - Former Slovakian Child Star

Felopia Nipple

Stratton Clit

Fappucina Washington

Greta Simpleton

Minnie Passenger

Innit Fipple

Tiffany Evers

Lillian Fish

Ingrid Staple

Joan Rampart

Harry Dix - First Gay Movie Cowboy

Schmittie Tainter - character actor.

Hubbell Gardiner.

Sassie - Canine Movie Star

Binx Rappaport.

Opal Wiffle

Kraken Kittenridge

Shiny Rosebud

Bunny Bixler

Twigs Fiddletits

Leona Marsdale

Emerald Portalidge

Onyx Sphinx

Kitty McTitty

Ludmilla Hunchcunt

Ludlow Porch costars with Sister Nita Mann in the 1935 release of GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY CONVENT

Gaye Head

Nestor Kluntz

R57 :::spits out drink::: 😂

Philip Cobblecock in the riveting story of one man’s loss, “Testicle”

R62, here’s a still from that movie

🤣

Phyllis Hobbletwat

Mabel Gourmand - Former Skinny Starlet Weighed 1200 Lbs at Death

Lorelei Wellington

and

Florena Walker

Oh hell no, R56

Leslie Munchcarpet

Mitzi Spritz

Lupita Tutango

Nyongo Sitsnatch

LaSenatrice Graham

Hindi Purrbottom

Beatrice LaCocke

Frieda Inespants

Kit Marlowe

Julian St Jacques

Jacqueline St. Jacqueline

Peter Berenson

Randall Emory

Constance Ballard

Emily Winsted

Harvey Peters

Milton Langley

Meredith Potter

Frank Dotterman

Ruth Myerson

Carlotta Goodwin

Ernest Bellows

Kitty Karryall

Cliff Donner

Myrtle Minkchain

Duchess Potatoes.

She may an aristocrat, but she's a madcap bon vivant kind of girl!

Buck Malloy

Katherine Duvall

Ernest Drummond

Harriet Judd

Gwendolyn Gunt

Elizabeth Covington

Helen Finkle

Mason Bricklayer - 1950’s Muscle Actor

Hint Minton - Young Starlet; No Brains

Esther Victoria Blodgett

[quote] Hint Minton

😂

You were inspired by the “in” sound. Don’t lie!

Peter Stilt

Pond Phillips

Ernestine Piles

Zsa Zsa D’Abor - Hungarian Knockoff Actress

Minsky Pinsky - Vaudeville Performer turned B-Actor

Constance Talldrinker - Actress/Hussy

Camille de Coteau

Cuntula Boobalishis

[quote] Minsky Pinsky

🤣

Dee Fiddle

Mary-Mae Moody - Silent Era Child Star

Dash Riprock - Stone Age Matinee Idol

Sapphire Upperton

Mills Dennis

Wu Lipstix

Roberta Fulcrum

Moms Mumford - First black actress to play a white maid

Hamela DeCrumb

R101 🤣

Flimsy Peppercock

Danish Milton

Maple Mumford

Stiles Stevens

Eve Hollows

Ripple Danes

Weather Upton

Penny Wise

Maria Toto

Carmen Chuleta

Ming Wing

Madame Su Wang Chow - Played every Asian female role from 1918-1947. When not working at the studios, she did footbinding for extra income.

Lu Lee

Stratford Simmons

Pupil Skitterton

Xi Fink

Poppy Cox

Meriwether Polyp

Iona Kink

Lucille Fay LeSueur and Archibald Cox are lucky you all had no hand in creating their movie star personas.

Bald Cox

Kathleen Tint

Gale Sonderguurd - Played evil women in numerous films of the 1940’s. Surprisingly, in real life she really was an evil woman. Fired in 1947 for kicking child of studio boss.

Katie Wipple

Carlotta "Lotta" Wellington - Wealthy Girl Detective

appearing with Suki Chow Mein

as her Chines maid (performing hilarious racist Asian stereotypes)

"You nabbed anotha cwook, Missa Wewwington!"

[quote] Suki Chow Mein

😂

Lipsy Stints in a comedy of errors about life, love, and old age:

“Weathered”

Carlotta Crimson

Buck Travelers

Mimi Porterhouse

Beige Willows

Ing Stills

Rene Rumple

Nolita Houston-Bowery

Cataract Porter

Cankle Sty

A’Hanu Na Noche - Native American actress in Westerns of the 1950’s. Her name translates to English as “Afraid of the Buffalo.” After a long career spanning just one film, she returned to the reservation to teach other Native Americans how to get into the movie business. She was unsuccessful though, as Italian actors played all Indian roles through 1978. Sadly, at age 83 she was trampled by a buffalo in an unexpected stampede.

Innit Mulgrew

Peter Waters

Norma Goodhead, Q list actress of the talkie era. Self-made millionaire who designed what is now known as the casting couch. Committed suicide after leaping to her death from the Nissin Cup O’ Noodles sign in Times Square. Was involved in a lesbian relationship with fellow actress Heddy Titsworth.

Hedda Acker

Simone Bougie

Mae Stifflinx

Peg Whistlecunte - Young starlet who arrived in Hollywood in 1922, seeking acting work and a hoped-for relationship with actor Rudolf Valentino. When Valentino spurned her affections during a wild Hollywood orgy, Peg killed herself by jumping off the letter W of the Hollywoodland Sign. Interestingly, Whistlecunte’s mangled body was used as a Hollywood prop for decades after... making more money being dead than alive.

R141 Peg Whistlecunt

😂

Thanks R142, but her name is spelled Whistlecunte.

Peg Whistlecunte was of German extraction. The correct pronunciation was VISTLE-COONT. However, in Hollywood she preferred another pronunciation which helped her get acting work.

R143 Gurl...

Susan Hackett

Buxom new RKO starlet...

Mavis Mammilla

Norma Sableminge.

Minnie Fartniple.

Hazel Rydecox.

Who can forget British propaganda porn actress Hermione Goldenshower? She was blacklisted during HUAC for a video of her masturbating to a picture of Josef Stalin. Sadly, Miss Goldenshower died penniless after contracting sepsis from her seventh back alley abortion.

Sylvia Siren

Bolt Upright

Famous character actress

Gussie Earle Byington

Litzy Stintz

Vavoline Jackson-Johnson

Lin Lao Pao

Lizzie Lumptit

Connie Ling Geese

Herbert R. Scrotum

Violet Whetcrack

Ebenezer Manbreast

Eta Qumshotz

Slipshod McGumphrey

Mink Stint

Fickle Wallace

Wednesday Meld

Rampart Ollo

Wi Lu

Audrey Gunt

Bennett Shaft

Li Wu

Glimmer Ripple

Grift

Grift Weatherly

Marjorie Cuntwhistle

Peg's cousin, whose family cleverly altered their name on immigrating to the U.S.

Walma Feather

Theda Nipson Asp - Silent Movie Vamp. Always wore a metallic bra, even off-camera.

R169, Glad you mentioned Marjorie Cuntlewhistle, Peg’s cousin. Few know that she was responsible for the deletion of letters on the HOLLYWOODLAND sign, which today just reads HOLLYWOOD. In 1934, to honor her late cousin, Marjorie petitioned the city of Los Angeles to change the sign’s letters to CUNTWHISTLE. Construction of the new sign began, but when the letters C, U, N, and T were erected first, there was a public outcry, primarily from the homosexual community. The city tore the new letters down and simply left HOLLYWOOD. That sign still stands.

In the rare photograph below, taken at the erection of the 1934 sign, Marjorie posed with Peg’s torso — which was all that was left of her deceased cousin after years of being used as a movie prop.

Leonard Pinklicker and Muffin D’Iver star in the 1942 movie FROM YOUR TONGUE TO MY EAR

Conrad Bagel - Jewish actor and star of 1931 film THAT’S MY GOY!

Wednesday Feld

Thursday Gold

Friday - Detective, Third Precinct.

Marsha Lowlands.

June Billings

Mary Ruppchuck

Ginny Billing

R180, her full name is Ginny N. Billing.

Pepper Pot

Arab Death

Arsula Undress

Portofino "Peppermill" Rubirosa

Tubby Larson, silent film comedian, known for his fan-plying and brow-mopping schtick.

Velvie Mae Quattlebaum, the best old lady in the biz

Milfred Tessle

Bolimia Smith

Li Ni

Mill Subtle

[quote]Li Ni

And her outspoken twin sister, Ni Ni

"Keep ya legs together for married men, dat's all I'm sayin'"

Oval Grace

Coolidge McGee

Nebula Black

Spurs Laredo, and his sidekick Ol' Rattler.

Opal Smiles

Olivier Barnsworthy

Lars Mortensen, svelte leading man of silent serials, later typecast as pigtailed Chinese crime lords and dissipated Arab sheiks.

Hortense Fishfart

Cobb Mazur

DeNeuve DeMornay, international charmer of indeterminate gender

R196, thought you’d appreciate this... a rare picture of Spurs Laredo and his sidekick Ol’ Rattler, before their divorce in 1947. Rattler was allowed to keep the accordion and harmonica as part of the settlement. Spurs got the horse.

I’d like to hear more about those Cuntwhistle sisters. Any gossip?

Alma Slammer

Radio comedian and former Vaudeville star Fibber Larsen. Fibber’s shtick included him always getting caught in a secret bookcase.

He was a lifelong bachelor with no children. He died of natural causes in 1998 at 104 years old in Jakarta. His best friend and manager for 52 years Tip Flanagan was at his bedside.

Hola Guitarrez

Johnathon Starling. Ex ruggers chap who fell into acting. Currently resides with his manager who swaps a room for pool cleaning. Too busy to find the right gal. Although The gossip maven Dorothy plumbottom has whispered he has his eye on the latest up and coming starlet Missy Montague.

Haira Hopper - Starlet made famous by her wild hair-do’s. Unfortunately, she was fired from Paramount in 1923 when it was discovered her wigs contained 90% pubic hair.

1927 - Closeted actor Hugo Down undergoes gay conversion therapy. Dr. B.J. Hardick (right) insists he can steam the gay out of anyone.

Buster St. James

Alma Horncock, star of 12 films between 1922-24, usually playing match girl, a shopgirl, or a blind girl.

Interestingly, in Alma Horncock’s last picture, BEEN THERE DONE THAT (1924) she played a blind match girl who worked in a shop!

Ilga Uma

Hoolina Rios

Bollywood actress Boobisha Chodhankar, making her debut film at an American studio entitled THATS MY CURRY, stormed off the set when she overheard a disparaging joke from a crew member. According to documents, this was the joke:

Johnny walks into the room, looks at his wife and says, “Baby, if you were in India they would worship you". His wife responded while blushing, "Does that mean I'm a goddess?” Johnny smiled and said, “No, it means you’re a cow.”

Chodhankar eventually calmed and returned to the set. The crew member received three months of racial sensitivity training.

Montanna Rebold

Ida Ing

Fee Lee

Maple Brown

Vanessa Cartridge

Trollop Blitz

Ramina Oto

Daniel Phillip

Steve Gunt

JoBill Stevens

Itzy Twatwaffle

AnnaLou Burberry

Shirley Curtainbroth

Helen Wills

Millvina Pigford-Smythe, like her contemporary the great Gladys Cooper, specialized in playing charmless old biddies.

Merle Lévrier

Onk Foo

Clit Minispra

Clementine Cranbury

Indigo Phelps

Titty Price

Veronica Testingwood

Ivannta Fuchs

Hingle Mingle

Ocean Pitt

Pumpkin Ricci

Tapestry Dowd

Lud Rampartson

(real name Finch Bonny)

Finch Bonny 😂

Ésme Denté

Blanca De Bree

Juanna De Boise

Oyla Volée

Tammy Claunch

"Viveca Van Loren", being groomed to be the new "Vera Miles"

"Brick Shithouse", being groomed to be the the new "Dash Riprock"

Dame Minerva Beefcurtain-Winchester. Widow of Sir Percival Winchester III, understudy of Benny Hill.

Garth Sparkle, former RKO Chorus Boy #3

Maria Conchita Coochie-Cooochie

Tit McGill

Ions Atoms

Fuck!

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