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John Mulaney has gone to REHAB! He said "Yes, yes, yes."


by Anonymousreply 10605/04/2021

Aww, we made it to part 2!

Rootin' for you, John!

by Anonymousreply 112/24/2020

I still don’t understand why he reduced himself to Seth Meyers. There’s a number of ways to make money while still keeping your dignity. He could have monetized a YouTube channel, become an Instagram influencer, sold plasma or semen, done a GoFundMe, Cameo, OnlyFans, Chaturbate, or a Kickstarter to put on a special concert. Anything but resorting to Seth Meyers.

by Anonymousreply 212/24/2020

What’s the dong situation?

by Anonymousreply 312/24/2020

Whiskey dick, probably.

by Anonymousreply 412/24/2020

Reminder how gross he looks naked.

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by Anonymousreply 512/24/2020

Long arms.

by Anonymousreply 612/24/2020

So many things to love about the DL, and a thread about someone in rehab devolving into what he looks like naked is near the top of that list.

by Anonymousreply 712/24/2020

Such pink nipples. He needs to shave that gross chest.

by Anonymousreply 812/24/2020

Is it true Conan O’Brien is paying for his rehab and not Seth Meyers. This makes Seth look really bad and cheap.

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by Anonymousreply 912/24/2020

It's more fitting that Conan pays. They're both Irish.

by Anonymousreply 1012/24/2020

Where's the thinking that it's Conan, not Seth coming from?

And that's assuming it's even true, which coming from CDAN means it's not likely.

by Anonymousreply 1112/24/2020

Why isn’t Seth paying when John is his responsibility? Why push it off onto someone else who has nothing to do with John? Is Seth broke too?

by Anonymousreply 1212/24/2020

R9 That's bull shit. More than likely, his parents are footing the bill.

by Anonymousreply 1312/24/2020

This comment on CDAN sounds like it was written by the wife.

[Quote] scumby: Mulaney can afford it -This is part of his "i'm broke act" to screw over his soon to be ex. Just another Harvard SNL prick

by Anonymousreply 1412/24/2020

The wife would know he went to Georgetown.

by Anonymousreply 1512/24/2020

John Mulaney is his own fucking responsibility. I hope Seth and AnnaMarie find love together.

by Anonymousreply 1612/24/2020

CDAN said A list TV host. That’s not Conan.

by Anonymousreply 1712/24/2020

Why not Fallon? He's had trouble with booze and dope.

by Anonymousreply 1812/24/2020

R15 Perhaps it was written in a way to not make it seem too obvious that it was her LOL.

Kidding, but in all seriousness, at times reading the last thread, i really wondered if Anna was here posting because some of those posts defending her were just too insane and defensive to be the writings of a mere frau. Lots of celebrities have admitted to reading our site, so it wouldn't surprise me if she was googling about her husband in rehab, saw our thread and then what was said about her and lashed out in rage.

by Anonymousreply 1912/24/2020

This sucks, Mulaney is a great comedian. I've suffered with alcoholism big time, and I can't even fathom having something like this play out on TV and broadcast to millions. I genuinely wish him the best and hope he says strong.

by Anonymousreply 2012/24/2020

Another post from that same poster on CDAN

[Quote] Don't feel sorry for those psychos. This guy is faking being broke to cheat his way through a divorce.

This poster locked their comment history, so I couldn't see what else they wrote, but they seem pretty indignant about suggesting that John is faking his financial problems. He is not faking them and it's not exactly publicly admitted news yet, so it's either a troll or someone in the know trying to lash out.

by Anonymousreply 2112/24/2020

A list tv host isn’t Seth either.

by Anonymousreply 2212/24/2020

To be fair, the posts about "Anna Marie's Studies are sending John to drink" were pretty silly themselves.

by Anonymousreply 2312/24/2020

There are so few late night shows that stay on the air... if you're one of the hosts that stick, you're A List.

by Anonymousreply 2412/24/2020

Does he have “ a” GoFundMe?

by Anonymousreply 2512/24/2020

Conan was mentioned because someone in the know said it was Conan and not Seth.

by Anonymousreply 2612/24/2020

Damn, he's really broke. Doesn't even have money for rehab. His parents probably gave up on him a long time ago....

by Anonymousreply 2712/24/2020

Oh man, this Tumblr frau would be furious with our thread LOL.

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by Anonymousreply 2812/24/2020

R25, he doesn’t have a GoFundMe but why doesn’t he set one up? GoFundMe, OnlyFans, Patreon, anything would help.

by Anonymousreply 2912/24/2020

[quote] Lots of celebrities have admitted to reading our site

Link please, R19!

by Anonymousreply 3012/24/2020

CDAN makes stuff up but they're clearly implying it's Seth.

CDAN takes what's being said on gossip forums and turns them into BIs. The ladies insisting John didn't have enough money for rehab were apparently from another forum that came up with that idea before they even got here, plus people are now repeating it on Twitter, and I'm certain CDAN saw it and made a BI with it.

John's parents have money, at the very least, plus he's probably insured.

by Anonymousreply 3112/24/2020

I hope Niall Horan from One Direction will be next to go to rebab

by Anonymousreply 3212/24/2020

And by the way, that Tumblr post and others like it on Twitter make me 100% believe that the last thread had an invasion of fraus posting here attacking us. These Mulaney frau fans are nuts. I didn't even realize that he had those kind of fans. Usually they follow teeny bopper idols like Shawn Mendes and BTS, but to obsessively stan for a 38 year old comedian is just nuts. Like, my God.

by Anonymousreply 3312/24/2020

R30 Isiah Washington for one. Perez Hilton another. Andy Cohen (who called us a "vile pit of trollery), Rosie O'Donnell, Anderson Cooper, Kathy Griffin. I've read in other threads other celebrities who we have suspected of reading our site in the past or present, but don't have a full list of it offhand. Someone should start a thread on celebrities we know read the DL. It'd be good to have a reference point.

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by Anonymousreply 3412/24/2020

[quote]that Tumblr post and others like it on Twitter make me 100% believe that the last thread had an invasion of fraus posting here attacking us.

Hmmm... it's possible, but why would they pay en masse to defend John? That's the one aspect of DL that makes me question it being brigaded, but I suppose it's possible. It did get unusually heated in the previous thread.

by Anonymousreply 3512/24/2020

I don't know. At times it does seem like the DL is being targeted by a nefarious worldwide conspiracy of organized Frauen - The 1,876,241 Boob Army.

That's 1 million Frauen. It doesn't quite add up because, well, you know.

by Anonymousreply 3612/24/2020

[Quote] Does he have “ a” GoFundMe?

GoFundMe was my nickname for John.

by Anonymousreply 3712/24/2020

yes. His parents are probably loaded but I don't think they give him money. I'm sure they grew tired of him asking money for "rehab" but he wasted it on booze and drugs. So they probably stop giving him any money a long time ago...

by Anonymousreply 3812/24/2020

[Quote] yes. His parents are probably loaded but I don't think they give him money. I'm sure they grew tired of him asking money for "rehab" but he wasted it on booze and drugs. So they probably stop giving him any money a long time ago...

Bless your heart that you think the parents would give him money for rehab rather than pay the rehab facility directly.

by Anonymousreply 3912/24/2020

R36 Or just a couple of angry fraus bombarding a thread with posts. Not an implausible theory.

by Anonymousreply 4012/24/2020

Perhaps we have resident fraus ready to take on various causes.

by Anonymousreply 4112/24/2020

He probably has great health insurance. Anxious people do

by Anonymousreply 4212/24/2020

Does Mulaney really have that much of a fan club? I didn't think he was that popular. Also it would be so tacky if he did a GoFundMe or Cameo, that is they type of thing he would make fun of. He and Seth are close so I could see Seth helping him ou.

by Anonymousreply 4312/24/2020

I've always thought he and Seth would make a nice couple, they always seemed like gay men who married women because it was more socially acceptable for their careers.

by Anonymousreply 4412/24/2020

[quote]Why not Fallon? He's had trouble with booze and dope.

And that's why I kicked his faggoty ass to the curb...

Broadway don't go for Booze and Dope!

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by Anonymousreply 4512/24/2020

[Quote] Does Mulaney really have that much of a fan club?

A lot of people are struggling financially during COVID. I expect the wife draws a lot of ire because others here wish they too could be taken care of in a similar fashion.

by Anonymousreply 4612/24/2020

Kroll could sneeze and pay for his rehab.

by Anonymousreply 4712/24/2020

They probably didn't pay r35 because they post here for other gossip stuff already. R41 is right.

by Anonymousreply 4812/24/2020

Why the fuck does anyone post CDAN bullshit here? They're a bunch of Trump supporting, QAnon idiots. Please stop.

by Anonymousreply 4912/24/2020

Thanks for linking to the previous thread, loser OP.

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by Anonymousreply 5012/24/2020

How is there this much DL interest in this unattractive straight guy?

by Anonymousreply 5112/24/2020

R51 Because he’s neither?

by Anonymousreply 5212/24/2020

Doesn’t he have health insurance?

by Anonymousreply 5312/24/2020

Of course he does, R53, but that doesn't play with the narrative that this odd group of ladies has come up with.

If you believe the overexcited Mulaney stans, you'd believe he has no insurance, he's dead broke, his parents have given up on him, his wife has stolen all his money and run off with Timotay, he's lowered himself to the equivalent of selling his sperm by appearing on Seth's show, and half of us on DL are his wife's personal paid PR people or Annamarie herself.

by Anonymousreply 5412/24/2020

R51 Because he's funny, likes show tunes and is good looking for a comedian, considering that 90% of them are fugs and/or fat.

by Anonymousreply 5512/24/2020

[quote] Also it would be so tacky if he did a GoFundMe or Cameo, that is they type of thing he would make fun of.

Cameo is tacky but not Patreon or OnlyFans. A lot of legit comedians are on Patreon with fans donating monthly.

by Anonymousreply 5612/24/2020


Spot on. First thread was something else. I hope this one won't disappoint. Yes, of course, Annemarie is posting here, or publicists, or Seth, or Conan, or fraus, or fans of Annemarie. Because Datalounge is sooo important. Every second poster here is insider! So am I! I heard that Simon Cowell is playing for the rehab. It's rehab for Mulaney's damaged ass.

by Anonymousreply 5712/25/2020

I wonder how he's spending Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 5812/25/2020

"Doesn't he have health insurance?" For 60 days of rehab in a private facility? What planet are you from?

by Anonymousreply 5912/25/2020

Can you imagine if SAG-AFTRA health insurance covered inpatient private facilities? SNL cast and crew alone would bankrupt it.

by Anonymousreply 6012/25/2020

[quote] I wonder how he's spending Christmas.

Probably masturbating. Since his wife isn’t there.

by Anonymousreply 6112/25/2020

he's probably suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 6212/25/2020

Poor John!

by Anonymousreply 6312/25/2020

He would be in withdrawal right now.

by Anonymousreply 6412/25/2020

JFC r28. These insane stan fraus who act like they know these celebrities personally! The celebs who are the target of their obsession wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

by Anonymousreply 6512/25/2020

R54 Doesn't know what they are talking about. Unless John was working on a regular series or getting regular SAG gigs, then he wouldn't necessarily have health insurance or insurance that covers expensive in patient rehab facilities. The finances of most stand up comics are sketchy and John is no exception. And half of the things they claim was speculated about from the last thread are flat out false. No one claimed that Anna ran off with Timothay Chalamet or that John sold his own sperm. Ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 6612/25/2020

John Mulaney is the only person I've heard with the so-called Chicago accent. But Im sure he fakes it as part of his persona. Does anyone under the age of 50 still have that type of accent? Many white people I have met from Chicago have a generic American accent like many from big cities do. And black Chicagoans have Southern country accents like black Angelenos. I know people from Southern Illinois have country accents.

by Anonymousreply 6712/26/2020

R67 Do Bostonians and New Yorkers have generic American accents?

by Anonymousreply 6812/26/2020

R68 if they are middle class to upper class then they will tend to have a generic American accent too. Many NYers and Bostonians are also not from the area.

Working class or elderly people from those areas tend to have the regional accents. You'll hear more classic NY accents in Northern New Jersey than NYC itself.

by Anonymousreply 6912/26/2020

Ok, 600 posts in the last thread and 60 here just so I can say...

Comedians may be damaged people. But what I've seen in them is that they desperately want to be beautiful and famous, but they aren't beautiful so they have to make asses of themselves and everyone they've ever met to get the fame. And then if they can, they try to become dramatic actors like Jerry Lewis (awful Holocaust clown movie) and Jim Carey (ESotSM, Truman Show, etc.)

by Anonymousreply 7012/26/2020

it's so strange that people assume Mulaney is broke (supposedly, but lets assume its true) because he has money problems. So many people have chimed in as to whether his health insurance or parents were paying....You people have no idea what his financial situation is.

Meaning, how many hundreds of thousands he has sitting in various bank accounts. Running out of money, possibly. But it's insane to think that he waited until he was down to zero before getting a job. Possible thats what happened, but that's how broke people think about money.

His parents are both attorneys with long careers. He's got probably at least ten friends who are multi-millionaires. His very good friend, Nick Kroll is the son of a billionaire. And he's earned tons of money over the past few years. Maybe he has run through most of it, but I doubt its an issue for him to come up with $60k one way or another.

Know who else could make that bill go away or get him set up there even if he walked in without knowing how the bill would be paid? His agency.

by Anonymousreply 7112/26/2020

He seemed a bit off in now infamous video on Seth Meyers taking about the Royal Family but 1. I laughed out loud and 2. I think much of it was scripted.

I agree with another poster that John is basically the only comedian now that makes me laugh. He's clearly intelligent. Those traits make him sexy to me despite the skinny body and weird oversized hands.

by Anonymousreply 7212/27/2020

Why are elder queens so obsessed with John Mulaney?

by Anonymousreply 7312/27/2020

r33 Probably because he's Chalamet-adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 7412/27/2020

r34 Michael Alig has commented on threads about him.

by Anonymousreply 7512/27/2020

r36 And other times it feels targeted by Stormfront.

by Anonymousreply 7612/27/2020

r55 If we're going by comedian standards, he's practically a supermodel.

by Anonymousreply 7712/27/2020

r58 Hopefully dicking down a hot twink.

by Anonymousreply 7812/27/2020

So, not being familiar with rehab, is internet use restricted or not allowed?

by Anonymousreply 7912/27/2020

It probably varies by rehab, R79.

by Anonymousreply 8012/27/2020

YouTuber Zach Garcia has Been on the DL!

by Anonymousreply 8112/27/2020

Any news? I guess it will be a sober News Years party at the rehab. One would presume even toasting with say ginger ale at midnight is considered bad form and a trigger. Maybe, like RHPS they just use real toast?

by Anonymousreply 8212/31/2020

[quote]I still don’t understand why he reduced himself to Seth Meyers. There’s a number of ways to make money while still keeping your dignity. He could have monetized a YouTube channel, become an Instagram influencer, sold plasma or semen, done a GoFundMe, Cameo, OnlyFans, Chaturbate, or a Kickstarter to put on a special concert. Anything but resorting to Seth Meyers.

John needs to put his wife to work. I have no idea who his wife is, except he mentioned she's Jewish and very "bossy".

"Through sickness and health..." and whatever the fuck people say in marriage vows. A partner always needs to step up. Unless John married some lazy trophy woman, there is no excuse for his wife to not help with his rehab bills.

Why should another celeb pay for this comedian's rehab? A person's own family sometimes doesn't even give shit when illness happens, why should a person's friends or acquaintances be responsible to pay for someone's health issues? WTF am I missing? Does John have dirt on these people?

by Anonymousreply 8312/31/2020

Supposedley Gabrielle Carteris and Mindy Cohn as well.

by Anonymousreply 8412/31/2020

And Silky Fatass Ganache

by Anonymousreply 8512/31/2020

They're all bossy Jews?

by Anonymousreply 8612/31/2020

Empathy goes a long way, keep your chin up bud. You got this.

by Anonymousreply 8712/31/2020

Kudos to Eeeeelaaaaahdeeeeeeyaaaah for knocking John off the celebrity news front page.

by Anonymousreply 8801/01/2021

Will he attend the gay AA groups when he gets out? That would be the tell.

by Anonymousreply 8901/01/2021

Any updates? Someone has to be working at the rehab center. Hope he is doing well.

by Anonymousreply 9001/06/2021

He's dreamy. I hope he comes to my gay AA meetings in NYC when he gets out and comes out!

by Anonymousreply 9101/06/2021

Looks like John picked the right time to go to rehab! Wonder what he’s heard about current events.

by Anonymousreply 9201/15/2021

I hope he's OK. I love him so.

by Anonymousreply 9301/15/2021

Does John even know we have a new president?

Get well, John! Post in Datalounge so we know you're ok!

by Anonymousreply 9401/21/2021

Has anyone heard anything about how he’s doing?

by Anonymousreply 9502/09/2021

He's out.

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by Anonymousreply 9602/25/2021

Is he gay yet?

by Anonymousreply 9702/25/2021

I wish him well, but damn! That boy is homely.

by Anonymousreply 9802/25/2021

He’s like a peppy little character invented to sell products to women during daytime TV.

by Anonymousreply 9902/25/2021

Closest. Kills.

by Anonymousreply 10002/25/2021

That nagging JAP wife of his was why he relapsed.

by Anonymousreply 10102/25/2021

R101 Relapsed? Did he ever really stop?

by Anonymousreply 10202/26/2021

[quote]nagging JAP wife

What a strange comment. His wife is a very white girl described by Wikipedia as a "lampshade artisan" named Annamarie Tendler. The nagging part maybe had something to do with it, the female part definitely, the JAP part, definitely not.

by Anonymousreply 10302/26/2021

His is an interesting case. I do wonder how much of it is repressed homosexuality. Like Conan, he often speaks of his Irish Catholic upbringing and he himself notes his very gay-centric interests.

by Anonymousreply 10402/26/2021

Hopefully he's staying away from Pete Davidson. Pete had visible meth sores on his face about a month ago.

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by Anonymousreply 10503/11/2021

He’s doing shows at City Winery in NYC next week.

by Anonymousreply 10605/04/2021
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