John Mulaney has gone to REHAB! He said "Yes, yes, yes."
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/04/2021|
Aww, we made it to part 2!
Rootin' for you, John!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/24/2020|
I still don’t understand why he reduced himself to Seth Meyers. There’s a number of ways to make money while still keeping your dignity. He could have monetized a YouTube channel, become an Instagram influencer, sold plasma or semen, done a GoFundMe, Cameo, OnlyFans, Chaturbate, or a Kickstarter to put on a special concert. Anything but resorting to Seth Meyers.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/24/2020|
What’s the dong situation?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/24/2020|
Whiskey dick, probably.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/24/2020|
Reminder how gross he looks naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/24/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/24/2020|
So many things to love about the DL, and a thread about someone in rehab devolving into what he looks like naked is near the top of that list.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/24/2020|
Such pink nipples. He needs to shave that gross chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/24/2020|
Is it true Conan O’Brien is paying for his rehab and not Seth Meyers. This makes Seth look really bad and cheap.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/24/2020|
It's more fitting that Conan pays. They're both Irish.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/24/2020|
Where's the thinking that it's Conan, not Seth coming from?
And that's assuming it's even true, which coming from CDAN means it's not likely.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/24/2020|
Why isn’t Seth paying when John is his responsibility? Why push it off onto someone else who has nothing to do with John? Is Seth broke too?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/24/2020|
R9 That's bull shit. More than likely, his parents are footing the bill.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/24/2020|
This comment on CDAN sounds like it was written by the wife.
[Quote] scumby: Mulaney can afford it -This is part of his "i'm broke act" to screw over his soon to be ex. Just another Harvard SNL prick
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/24/2020|
The wife would know he went to Georgetown.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/24/2020|
John Mulaney is his own fucking responsibility. I hope Seth and AnnaMarie find love together.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/24/2020|
CDAN said A list TV host. That’s not Conan.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/24/2020|
Why not Fallon? He's had trouble with booze and dope.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/24/2020|
R15 Perhaps it was written in a way to not make it seem too obvious that it was her LOL.
Kidding, but in all seriousness, at times reading the last thread, i really wondered if Anna was here posting because some of those posts defending her were just too insane and defensive to be the writings of a mere frau. Lots of celebrities have admitted to reading our site, so it wouldn't surprise me if she was googling about her husband in rehab, saw our thread and then what was said about her and lashed out in rage.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/24/2020|
This sucks, Mulaney is a great comedian. I've suffered with alcoholism big time, and I can't even fathom having something like this play out on TV and broadcast to millions. I genuinely wish him the best and hope he says strong.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/24/2020|
Another post from that same poster on CDAN
[Quote] Don't feel sorry for those psychos. This guy is faking being broke to cheat his way through a divorce.
This poster locked their comment history, so I couldn't see what else they wrote, but they seem pretty indignant about suggesting that John is faking his financial problems. He is not faking them and it's not exactly publicly admitted news yet, so it's either a troll or someone in the know trying to lash out.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/24/2020|
A list tv host isn’t Seth either.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/24/2020|
To be fair, the posts about "Anna Marie's Studies are sending John to drink" were pretty silly themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/24/2020|
There are so few late night shows that stay on the air... if you're one of the hosts that stick, you're A List.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/24/2020|
Does he have “ a” GoFundMe?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/24/2020|
Conan was mentioned because someone in the know said it was Conan and not Seth.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/24/2020|
Damn, he's really broke. Doesn't even have money for rehab. His parents probably gave up on him a long time ago....
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/24/2020|
Oh man, this Tumblr frau would be furious with our thread LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/24/2020|
R25, he doesn’t have a GoFundMe but why doesn’t he set one up? GoFundMe, OnlyFans, Patreon, anything would help.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/24/2020|
[quote] Lots of celebrities have admitted to reading our site
Link please, R19!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/24/2020|
CDAN makes stuff up but they're clearly implying it's Seth.
CDAN takes what's being said on gossip forums and turns them into BIs. The ladies insisting John didn't have enough money for rehab were apparently from another forum that came up with that idea before they even got here, plus people are now repeating it on Twitter, and I'm certain CDAN saw it and made a BI with it.
John's parents have money, at the very least, plus he's probably insured.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/24/2020|
I hope Niall Horan from One Direction will be next to go to rebab
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/24/2020|
And by the way, that Tumblr post and others like it on Twitter make me 100% believe that the last thread had an invasion of fraus posting here attacking us. These Mulaney frau fans are nuts. I didn't even realize that he had those kind of fans. Usually they follow teeny bopper idols like Shawn Mendes and BTS, but to obsessively stan for a 38 year old comedian is just nuts. Like, my God.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/24/2020|
R30 Isiah Washington for one. Perez Hilton another. Andy Cohen (who called us a "vile pit of trollery), Rosie O'Donnell, Anderson Cooper, Kathy Griffin. I've read in other threads other celebrities who we have suspected of reading our site in the past or present, but don't have a full list of it offhand. Someone should start a thread on celebrities we know read the DL. It'd be good to have a reference point.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/24/2020|
[quote]that Tumblr post and others like it on Twitter make me 100% believe that the last thread had an invasion of fraus posting here attacking us.
Hmmm... it's possible, but why would they pay en masse to defend John? That's the one aspect of DL that makes me question it being brigaded, but I suppose it's possible. It did get unusually heated in the previous thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/24/2020|
I don't know. At times it does seem like the DL is being targeted by a nefarious worldwide conspiracy of organized Frauen - The 1,876,241 Boob Army.
That's 1 million Frauen. It doesn't quite add up because, well, you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/24/2020|
[Quote] Does he have “ a” GoFundMe?
GoFundMe was my nickname for John.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/24/2020|
yes. His parents are probably loaded but I don't think they give him money. I'm sure they grew tired of him asking money for "rehab" but he wasted it on booze and drugs. So they probably stop giving him any money a long time ago...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/24/2020|
[Quote] yes. His parents are probably loaded but I don't think they give him money. I'm sure they grew tired of him asking money for "rehab" but he wasted it on booze and drugs. So they probably stop giving him any money a long time ago...
Bless your heart that you think the parents would give him money for rehab rather than pay the rehab facility directly.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/24/2020|
R36 Or just a couple of angry fraus bombarding a thread with posts. Not an implausible theory.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/24/2020|
Perhaps we have resident fraus ready to take on various causes.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/24/2020|
He probably has great health insurance. Anxious people do
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/24/2020|
Does Mulaney really have that much of a fan club? I didn't think he was that popular. Also it would be so tacky if he did a GoFundMe or Cameo, that is they type of thing he would make fun of. He and Seth are close so I could see Seth helping him ou.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/24/2020|
I've always thought he and Seth would make a nice couple, they always seemed like gay men who married women because it was more socially acceptable for their careers.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/24/2020|
[quote]Why not Fallon? He's had trouble with booze and dope.
And that's why I kicked his faggoty ass to the curb...
Broadway don't go for Booze and Dope!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/24/2020|
[Quote] Does Mulaney really have that much of a fan club?
A lot of people are struggling financially during COVID. I expect the wife draws a lot of ire because others here wish they too could be taken care of in a similar fashion.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/24/2020|
Kroll could sneeze and pay for his rehab.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/24/2020|
They probably didn't pay r35 because they post here for other gossip stuff already. R41 is right.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/24/2020|
Why the fuck does anyone post CDAN bullshit here? They're a bunch of Trump supporting, QAnon idiots. Please stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/24/2020|
Thanks for linking to the previous thread, loser OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/24/2020|
How is there this much DL interest in this unattractive straight guy?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/24/2020|
R51 Because he’s neither?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/24/2020|
Doesn’t he have health insurance?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/24/2020|
Of course he does, R53, but that doesn't play with the narrative that this odd group of ladies has come up with.
If you believe the overexcited Mulaney stans, you'd believe he has no insurance, he's dead broke, his parents have given up on him, his wife has stolen all his money and run off with Timotay, he's lowered himself to the equivalent of selling his sperm by appearing on Seth's show, and half of us on DL are his wife's personal paid PR people or Annamarie herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/24/2020|
R51 Because he's funny, likes show tunes and is good looking for a comedian, considering that 90% of them are fugs and/or fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/24/2020|
[quote] Also it would be so tacky if he did a GoFundMe or Cameo, that is they type of thing he would make fun of.
Cameo is tacky but not Patreon or OnlyFans. A lot of legit comedians are on Patreon with fans donating monthly.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/24/2020|
Spot on. First thread was something else. I hope this one won't disappoint. Yes, of course, Annemarie is posting here, or publicists, or Seth, or Conan, or fraus, or fans of Annemarie. Because Datalounge is sooo important. Every second poster here is insider! So am I! I heard that Simon Cowell is playing for the rehab. It's rehab for Mulaney's damaged ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/25/2020|
I wonder how he's spending Christmas.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/25/2020|
"Doesn't he have health insurance?" For 60 days of rehab in a private facility? What planet are you from?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/25/2020|
Can you imagine if SAG-AFTRA health insurance covered inpatient private facilities? SNL cast and crew alone would bankrupt it.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/25/2020|
[quote] I wonder how he's spending Christmas.
Probably masturbating. Since his wife isn’t there.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/25/2020|
he's probably suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/25/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/25/2020|
He would be in withdrawal right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/25/2020|
JFC r28. These insane stan fraus who act like they know these celebrities personally! The celebs who are the target of their obsession wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/25/2020|
R54 Doesn't know what they are talking about. Unless John was working on a regular series or getting regular SAG gigs, then he wouldn't necessarily have health insurance or insurance that covers expensive in patient rehab facilities. The finances of most stand up comics are sketchy and John is no exception. And half of the things they claim was speculated about from the last thread are flat out false. No one claimed that Anna ran off with Timothay Chalamet or that John sold his own sperm. Ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/25/2020|
John Mulaney is the only person I've heard with the so-called Chicago accent. But Im sure he fakes it as part of his persona. Does anyone under the age of 50 still have that type of accent? Many white people I have met from Chicago have a generic American accent like many from big cities do. And black Chicagoans have Southern country accents like black Angelenos. I know people from Southern Illinois have country accents.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/26/2020|
R67 Do Bostonians and New Yorkers have generic American accents?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/26/2020|
R68 if they are middle class to upper class then they will tend to have a generic American accent too. Many NYers and Bostonians are also not from the area.
Working class or elderly people from those areas tend to have the regional accents. You'll hear more classic NY accents in Northern New Jersey than NYC itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/26/2020|
Ok, 600 posts in the last thread and 60 here just so I can say...
Comedians may be damaged people. But what I've seen in them is that they desperately want to be beautiful and famous, but they aren't beautiful so they have to make asses of themselves and everyone they've ever met to get the fame. And then if they can, they try to become dramatic actors like Jerry Lewis (awful Holocaust clown movie) and Jim Carey (ESotSM, Truman Show, etc.)
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/26/2020|
it's so strange that people assume Mulaney is broke (supposedly, but lets assume its true) because he has money problems. So many people have chimed in as to whether his health insurance or parents were paying....You people have no idea what his financial situation is.
Meaning, how many hundreds of thousands he has sitting in various bank accounts. Running out of money, possibly. But it's insane to think that he waited until he was down to zero before getting a job. Possible thats what happened, but that's how broke people think about money.
His parents are both attorneys with long careers. He's got probably at least ten friends who are multi-millionaires. His very good friend, Nick Kroll is the son of a billionaire. And he's earned tons of money over the past few years. Maybe he has run through most of it, but I doubt its an issue for him to come up with $60k one way or another.
Know who else could make that bill go away or get him set up there even if he walked in without knowing how the bill would be paid? His agency.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/26/2020|
He seemed a bit off in now infamous video on Seth Meyers taking about the Royal Family but 1. I laughed out loud and 2. I think much of it was scripted.
I agree with another poster that John is basically the only comedian now that makes me laugh. He's clearly intelligent. Those traits make him sexy to me despite the skinny body and weird oversized hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/27/2020|
Why are elder queens so obsessed with John Mulaney?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/27/2020|
r33 Probably because he's Chalamet-adjacent.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/27/2020|
r34 Michael Alig has commented on threads about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/27/2020|
r36 And other times it feels targeted by Stormfront.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/27/2020|
r55 If we're going by comedian standards, he's practically a supermodel.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/27/2020|
r58 Hopefully dicking down a hot twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/27/2020|
So, not being familiar with rehab, is internet use restricted or not allowed?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/27/2020|
It probably varies by rehab, R79.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/27/2020|
YouTuber Zach Garcia has Been on the DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/27/2020|
Any news? I guess it will be a sober News Years party at the rehab. One would presume even toasting with say ginger ale at midnight is considered bad form and a trigger. Maybe, like RHPS they just use real toast?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/31/2020|
[quote]I still don’t understand why he reduced himself to Seth Meyers. There’s a number of ways to make money while still keeping your dignity. He could have monetized a YouTube channel, become an Instagram influencer, sold plasma or semen, done a GoFundMe, Cameo, OnlyFans, Chaturbate, or a Kickstarter to put on a special concert. Anything but resorting to Seth Meyers.
John needs to put his wife to work. I have no idea who his wife is, except he mentioned she's Jewish and very "bossy".
"Through sickness and health..." and whatever the fuck people say in marriage vows. A partner always needs to step up. Unless John married some lazy trophy woman, there is no excuse for his wife to not help with his rehab bills.
Why should another celeb pay for this comedian's rehab? A person's own family sometimes doesn't even give shit when illness happens, why should a person's friends or acquaintances be responsible to pay for someone's health issues? WTF am I missing? Does John have dirt on these people?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/31/2020|
Supposedley Gabrielle Carteris and Mindy Cohn as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/31/2020|
And Silky Fatass Ganache
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/31/2020|
They're all bossy Jews?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/31/2020|
Empathy goes a long way, keep your chin up bud. You got this.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/31/2020|
Kudos to Eeeeelaaaaahdeeeeeeyaaaah for knocking John off the celebrity news front page.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||01/01/2021|
Will he attend the gay AA groups when he gets out? That would be the tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||01/01/2021|
Any updates? Someone has to be working at the rehab center. Hope he is doing well.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||01/06/2021|
He's dreamy. I hope he comes to my gay AA meetings in NYC when he gets out and comes out!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/06/2021|
Looks like John picked the right time to go to rehab! Wonder what he’s heard about current events.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/15/2021|
I hope he's OK. I love him so.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/15/2021|
Does John even know we have a new president?
Get well, John! Post in Datalounge so we know you're ok!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/21/2021|
Has anyone heard anything about how he’s doing?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/09/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/25/2021|
Is he gay yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/25/2021|
I wish him well, but damn! That boy is homely.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/25/2021|
He’s like a peppy little character invented to sell products to women during daytime TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/25/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/25/2021|
That nagging JAP wife of his was why he relapsed.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/25/2021|
R101 Relapsed? Did he ever really stop?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/26/2021|
[quote]nagging JAP wife
What a strange comment. His wife is a very white girl described by Wikipedia as a "lampshade artisan" named Annamarie Tendler. The nagging part maybe had something to do with it, the female part definitely, the JAP part, definitely not.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/26/2021|
His is an interesting case. I do wonder how much of it is repressed homosexuality. Like Conan, he often speaks of his Irish Catholic upbringing and he himself notes his very gay-centric interests.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/26/2021|
Hopefully he's staying away from Pete Davidson. Pete had visible meth sores on his face about a month ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/11/2021|
He’s doing shows at City Winery in NYC next week.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||05/04/2021|