I have purchased Chris Watts’ cum!

You forgot "Discuss".

We maintain Chris was misunderstood and although we will never have the pleasure of engulfing his erectia in our throatpussy his cum is a good substitutia

Rancid Spunk Queen

This is of course untrue, but just imagine if it weren’t.

Imagine how separated its elements would have become. Imagine how utterly SWARMING it would be with bacteria.

R4 it’s true and we have pics. Also, we have DHL.

lmao. Chris Watts threads never disappoint. Congrats, OP.

We confess we achieved a first ejaculatia simply at the frisson of Chris’ cum flooding our filth trench!

I'd pay for his cum too. How did you get in touch with him?

Sounds divine, R7. Keep us abreast of any further developments.

But what do your adopted sons and husbear think?

R10 our husbear administered the dose himself. All we need is a felchpig

As if!

[Quote] filth trench.

I laughed, at least.

Hello, please remove this post at once. Use of the p-word (preg**nt) is offensive to enbys and trans womyn of color and it is very triggering. Do better.

Did an ethnically diverse gang of home invaders then break in steal your lingerie, make fun of your puny cocklette, and set you on fire only for the police and your husbear to do nothing?

[quote] couldn't work shit brickhouse in

Did an ethnically diverse gang of shit brickhouse invaders then break in steal your lingerie, make fun of your puny cocklette, and set you on fire only for the police and your husbear to do nothing?

I know of a lot of prisoners who sell their cum. Chris Watts' cum though must be the hole-y grail for gay men!

I completely surprised prisons have realized a potential source of huge revenues: acting as middle men in inmate cum swapping schemes with deranged queens.

R18 is so sex negative. Chris isn’t gonna be dumping those loads in any deserving holes any time soon. A man’s cum belongs in another man’s ass especially if the top is hot and jacked.

But only if the top is pretending to be "straight," amirite r19?

R20 Chris Watts is str8 and alpha. That is why we want his load.

I guess nothing else screams alpha quite as much as familicide.

I am shocked and appalled at all of you! A beautiful mother and her three crotch fruit were MURDERED by this monster!!

R23 IT WAS THEIR OWN FAULT! THEY ASKED FOR IT!

Our bussy could have satisfied Chris infinitely more than Shanannananana ever could. Imagine all those wasted loads dumped into that ungrateful slunt.

Disgusting, OP! You know he's going to buy thousands of dollars worth of JUNK FOOD and EAT IT ALL! It's like you don't care about anyone but yourself, how do you think I feel knowing you are turning him into a FAT MONSTER?

R15/R16 the SBT's tormentors are either cowboys or white ethnics. I don't recall any blacks or asians, ever.

OP? Do you have a Shit Brickhouse you could store excess cum in? I feel like that could add a special touch to the experience.

Wait. How do prisoners sell their jizz? I’m assuming it’s reconstituted from dried flakes that are stuck to the paper. I mean, you can’t send packages from maximum security prison.

Cum won’t dry if hermetically sealed in a test tube

OP managed to get rid of his accent.

I hope that OP is not a woman!

[quote] Wait. How do prisoners sell their jizz? I’m assuming it’s reconstituted from dried flakes that are stuck to the paper. I mean, you can’t send packages from maximum security prison.

I would love nothing more than the prison guards to have intercepted the op's correspondence, and have their fattest, dumpiest, most slovenly disgusting guard ejaculate into the vials and send them to the op. Or better yet, use donkey sperm.

All while spending the money she sent to "Chris" on a kegger party for the guards.

HAHAHAHAHA. That would be fucking hilarious, especially for a disgusting creature like the op.

WHET Chris Watts?

Some of my favorite DL threads ever were Chris Watts threads. Now it seems like we never talk about him anymore 🙁

Maybe because he's a rotting child killer?

You’re boring r35.

Well, Defacto—Nikki—his mistress, has been writing him in prison under her new name. This, I think has been confirmed.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Thank you bae r37 I didn’t know that 😘

Oh phooey. I can’t believe she’s writing to him.

Have you frequented this sub?

Thank you r41!!! That should help fill the void when the discussion at DL dies down. But I think DL has a unique perspective on this case and we can be more open and frank about it here.

I think there were rumors of Chris hooking up with another inmate. I think they were busted in the act - I think guards confiscated vaseline and I think Chris had the other inmate’s undies. I think that inmate too also killed his family.

I have jars and jars of famous men's come I'll sell you. Just send me $2,000 and a name, and I'll send you one. Trust me.

Dang r43 I feel bad for the dude that has to get fucked by Chris raw now.

R44 how do I know you’re not just gonna cum in a jar again and say it was Chris’? Fool me 11 times, shame on you, fool me 12 times, shame on me.

Here’s the story. It was the inmate who had Chris’s undies and the vaseline. Of course the inmate’s fiancée denies it. They always do.

R46, damnit! You finally caught me! The jizz is up!

The DL comments on Watts were always amazing. Those were some fun times.

I miss the ever-chipper Dan Peterson.

LadyG's dirty panties cost what, OP?

MattieG's vile of cum cost what, OP?

OrangeTurd's shit stained diapers cost what, OP?

R51 how dare you take a beautiful thing like OP purchasing Chris Watts’ cum and equate it to that perversion?

I'm convinced he killed them because he wants to be with me!

OP did the baby arrive yet? Did he inherit his daddy’s good looks?

He's single?!