Fauci says Santa has 'innate immunity,' won't spread COVID-19 for Christmas
Not even a global pandemic can get in the way of Santa's sleigh.
That's according to Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation's leading infectious disease expert. He told "USA Today," "Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity."
Kids have been worried -- for both themselves and for Santa's arrival.
"Santa is not going to be spreading any infections to anybody," he said.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | December 5, 2020 2:28 AM
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I hope Fauci doesn’t start doing stand-up!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2020 8:37 PM
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That’s all well and good, but what about Hanukkah Harry?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2020 8:41 PM
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Fauci is great. This is what a normal president should be doing
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2020 8:44 PM
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Santa is only immune if your parents didn't both lose their jobs this year. If they did, then sorry kids, but... Santa is DEAD TO YOU.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2020 8:47 PM
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But, you still cant' sit on Santa's lap in the mall.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2020 8:55 PM
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Put I want to pee down on him and soak him up!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2020 9:04 PM
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Sorry to relate the news, Flatbush, but Christmas has been cancelled for you.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | December 3, 2020 10:23 PM
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He also called out the Christmas Moose for being a super-spreader.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 3, 2020 10:25 PM
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R8: Santa said I was a shit spreader, which is entirely different. I can’t help it! There’s no bathroom at 3000 :ft in the air! And it’s very stressful, don’t believe the media, sheeple!! Lots of kids rely on me! Those toys don’t deliver themselves, you know!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 4, 2020 3:33 PM
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He should tell kids the truth - that Santa died of Covid and that their parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles who don't believe in Covid or wearing masks gave it to him.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 4, 2020 5:57 PM
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[quote]Fauci says Santa has 'innate immunity,' won't spread COVID-19 for Christmas
This must be something like what the Catholics believe about Mary being conceived without original sin.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 5, 2020 2:28 AM
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