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Australian golfer beach pic with big boner goes viral.

Fetch, doggie, fetch!

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by Anonymousreply 48November 24, 2020 6:28 AM

"A man and his dong on a Sunday"

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2020 6:34 PM

Did he take testosterone shots and Cialis before walking out on the beach

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2020 6:34 PM

OMG, his viagra must have kicked in!!!

I have to tell you, that is one 65 year old that I would bend over for and let him have his way with me.

I had no idea he was so hot!!

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2020 6:37 PM

I want to pet and play with that. The dog, too.

by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2020 6:37 PM

65-year-olds don’t get that hard without help

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2020 6:38 PM

R5 Are you suggesting that his dog is his 'close' friend?

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2020 6:41 PM

Has it been that long since y'all got laid? That's not a boner.

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2020 6:41 PM

The ex Mr. Chris Evert.

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2020 6:43 PM

He is clearly not fully erect. Just because you can that someone has a dick does not a boner make.

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2020 6:46 PM

DL Virgins are fanning themselves over an average sized semi.

by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2020 6:47 PM

Chris seems like a size queen, so this makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2020 6:47 PM

He's hung. That's not a boner.

by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2020 6:53 PM

I am a woman and even I can tell that's not a boner.

by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2020 6:54 PM

Why would you like to an article about an Instagram post instead of just link to the post?

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by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2020 6:54 PM

Daddy!

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by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2020 6:57 PM

He loves Trump, so his "large prawn on the barbie" is no interest to me.

Oh, the dog is ugly, too.

by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2020 6:58 PM

Many of us have more than four brain cells and therefore do not maintain instagram accounts.

by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2020 6:58 PM

You don't need an Instagram account to link to it, but maybe your 5 brain cells were otherwise occupied.

by Anonymousreply 18November 23, 2020 7:03 PM

Big ol Aussie Trumper dick! Fuck yeah, I mean hell no!

by Anonymousreply 19November 23, 2020 7:05 PM

Go figure, R16. I'm not even aware of this guy beyond this post, and sure enough, after a short search, I confirmed his support for Loser Dump.

by Anonymousreply 20November 23, 2020 7:08 PM

He looks like he's in better shape than when he was golfing.

by Anonymousreply 21November 23, 2020 7:13 PM

I’m ready for a hole in one.

by Anonymousreply 22November 23, 2020 7:14 PM

But is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 23November 23, 2020 7:16 PM

Whoa Daddy!

by Anonymousreply 24November 23, 2020 7:19 PM

Don't any of you have dicks? That's not a hard on. Most don't point down!

by Anonymousreply 25November 23, 2020 7:21 PM

Down Under they point down.

by Anonymousreply 26November 23, 2020 7:23 PM

HOT daddy!!

by Anonymousreply 27November 23, 2020 7:23 PM

It was windy causing vpl.

by Anonymousreply 28November 23, 2020 7:37 PM

The sky was so blue that day.

by Anonymousreply 29November 23, 2020 7:45 PM

It's not hard but it isn't 100% flaccid.

by Anonymousreply 30November 23, 2020 7:47 PM

Cialis works!

by Anonymousreply 31November 23, 2020 7:48 PM

Looks like he used the old peanut butter trick before the walkie.

by Anonymousreply 32November 23, 2020 7:49 PM

Some dicks do point downward when hard. A "chubby," or half-hard, would also look like that, especially in pants/shorts. Wondering if you've ever seen another dick R25, since you don't seem too informed about the wide variety of positions or forms that they can take. They don't all "stick up."

by Anonymousreply 33November 23, 2020 8:00 PM

Meh, had it.

by Anonymousreply 34November 23, 2020 8:46 PM

This hard on twirled down.

by Anonymousreply 35November 23, 2020 8:59 PM

That is one HOT old fart . Its not a boner,but I bet its at least 3/4 hard. Thats a big juicy dick regardless. How come when 65 year olds hit on me they look like Wilfred Brimley ???

by Anonymousreply 36November 24, 2020 1:27 AM

Aren't all these Aussie bogans fans of Trump? Dumb, crude, racist, misogynist, xenophobic - Trump should be running for their Prime Minister.

by Anonymousreply 37November 24, 2020 1:46 AM

Oh good God, NOT a boner. Just a big man with a nice, flaci penis; lots of tissue, shaft and balls. Unlined damp bathing suit,wind blowing against him. Nice!

by Anonymousreply 38November 24, 2020 2:10 AM

WILFORD BRIMLEY, r36? Mmmmmm....hot daddy.....send him to me!

by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2020 2:13 AM

Thank you R38!! It’s a man walking against the wind with a well hung piece of meat swinging in the breeze.

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2020 2:33 AM

All right, all right, all right! I hear you.... It’s not a boner. But I’d like to bring him to one. Hot!

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2020 2:54 AM

I've seen many, R33. I realize not all point to the damn Dog Star. But they don't lay flat like that. He might have a chub, but not a boner.

by Anonymousreply 42November 24, 2020 2:55 AM

Damn, incredible shape for 65.

I always want to hear that beyond great genes, people who are this fit REALLY work hard - diet and exercise. That makes me feel like being in shape as I get older - even if not in THAT good of shape is possible.

Also, he's probably microdosing, taking testosterone, maybe HGH. It's not a putdown - you still have to eat well and exercise to make it pay off. It's fairly common among people who have the means.

by Anonymousreply 43November 24, 2020 3:13 AM

Outfront Steakhouse

by Anonymousreply 44November 24, 2020 3:17 AM

"The ex Mr. Chris Evert."

America's sweetheart Chrissie ran through men - preferably pro athletes - Jimmy Connors, John Lloyd, Andy Mill; then Norman, who she cheated on when with Mill. But, the marriage didn't last that long. I think Norman cheated on her.

by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2020 3:18 AM

Chrissie needs dick...and a lot of it!

by Anonymousreply 46November 24, 2020 3:35 AM

Meh - he's been doing this body show-off shtick for a few years now. I think it's a prosthetic and he did it on purpose for publicity. It's just an unnatural looking dick shot.

Work on the GLUTES Greg. That ass is flabby.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 24, 2020 3:47 AM

DL Fave Young Grigor liked the photo.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 24, 2020 6:28 AM
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