Hunter Biden

Nice dick but face and body is only OK

Trump's sons look like they are missing a lot of chromosomes. They have major "Duh" face

Don Sr. WISHES he were Hunter Biden.

Whatever the right accused him of doing should be made legal in the first 100 days.

Let's face it, had Trump been a Democrat, his children would have been the most beautiful creatures that walked this earth. Being a Republican doesn't automatically make one ugly.

You can see all the teeth in his mouth when he smiles. Gross.

R1, he's 50. For a 50 year old, he has a great body

[quote] Being a Republican doesn't automatically make one ugly.

Yes it does. It makes you a fat ugly unfuckable incel even if you treat carbs the way the Wicked Witch of the West treats water and even if you did 5-6 days a week at the gym before Donald Trump closed them down to force everyone to be a fat slob like him.

[quote]Nice dick

He has...his father's size.

[quote]Let's face it, had Trump been a Democrat, his children would have been the most beautiful creatures that walked this earth. Being a Republican doesn't automatically make one ugly.

Being a Trump does, though. As we have seen.

Does he do anal? What does he think of the gays?

R11 yes, with the Trump boys (except Baron).

He's into ass play. In one of the sex tapes he gets pegged by a sex worker.

He also watched gay porn so might be bi.

I would love to see him in a coke-fueled pegging scene. You know he blows his biggest load when he has something in his ass.

R14 Link to this rumor?

It was on his Pornhub account. He's also into trannies.

What Pornhub account?? Is it still available?

The "Hunter Biden is going to be the downfall of America" shit is sooooo three weeks ago. Hell, even Rudy Giuliani and the Four Seasons Landscaping Company have moved on.

Don Jr is not bad-looking but his total transformation into ao Fox News Pundit - makes him ugly. Ivanka was hideous before her 7 plastic surgeries. Eric looks like a walking 2x4 and Barron? he is underage so I will be kind. Tiff though....tweety bird called. She wants her look back.

Eric trump is definitely a fetal alcohol syndrome case

The Trump sons are not unattractive in sheer physical terms, but they seem ugly because their souls are so black. Also because of their smug facial expressions and the fact that we hardly ever see pix in which they're smiling, unless it's immediately following the killing of a beautiful wild animal.

Are there pics of Hunter’s dong? I’d sure like to take a gander.

R22, have you actually seen Eric? Jr is better looking, but only after he lost 50 pounds from doing coke

[ quote]he lost 50 pounds from doing coke

If that’s what it takes, sign me up!

For R23

Thanks R26. Very nice indeed.

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Eric Trump looks like Ivana was exposed to radiation while she was pregnant with him.

Did Hunter make videos or just take a lot of photos?

He uploaded videos to Pornhub.

"Let's face it, had Trump been a Democrat, his children would have been the most beautiful creatures that walked this earth."

Clearly, you are insane. Do you how much plastic surgery those kids have had? But you know, surgery, not magic. And not even good surgery. Like everything Trump it's imitation cheap ass stuff.

He has pretty eyes, but otherwise...

I'm genuinely serious when I say I'd rather fuck his father.

Are the videos still available online somewhere?

[quote] He's also into trannies.

That makes him a chad like me.

He's a fucking mess.

I'm just the whore with a heart of gold to fix him.

Think about how many surgeries it took to get the trump kids to look human. And Barron looks like a Euro trash Lurch.

[quote]The Trump sons are not unattractive in sheer physical terms

Yes. They. Are.

R38: Well, in THAT picture they are :-) But not in all pix.

Hunter is a crook. He will cause poor Joe a ton of grief.

Jr. is okay-looking but styles himself like a greasy South American drug lord. Eric is hard to look at but not nearly as much as he was pre-surgery.

It should be mandatory to post Hunter Biden's cock pics whenever starting a thread about him from now on.

Lol snopes, the unaltered photo still shows a pic of chernobyl freak children. The trump kids are ugly, period. And yes, that trump styles himself like a greasy drug lord.

Jesus I would love to have some raunchy nasty sex with Hunter Biden. Suck his dick in a public bathroom stall and then have him fuck me. He's that kind of fuck.

Will the White House become the Casa Blanquita?

Yes.

I’d rather look at Hunter than Trump or his ugly children. He’s cute guy, a bit troubled, but I don’t think he’s more troubled than Trump’s spawn.

The Trumps can go fuck themselves in the ass with Hunter’s laptop.

Nah, it'll be La Maison de Bang Bang.

Trump doesn't care about what his sons look like or think as long as they do what they're directed to do. Trump would only comment on a man's appearance if they publicly compliment him.

Will the White House have a Boom Boom Room?

Someone mentioned somewhere that Trump's realtionship with his children is transactional. And I completely agree. Its what they can do for him. Its very similar to the relationship you see on the series Succession. Joe Biden is not perfect. But you can't have lost 2 children and not have it affect you. He is so what we need right now. And I do think the rancor on the right will die down a bit once he's in office.

Hunter is fucking HOT. Also, just the idea of being fucked by a man named “Hunter” feels super primal and animalistic. “Oooooo, Hunter!! You’re sooooo ROUGH.” Oh my, fucking hot as hell!!!

That is a nice dick and for a man his age, it looked rock hard and ready. Good for Hunter.

Hunter is the Billy Carter of the Biden family.

Forgive my ignorance, but this is an honest question: Is that REALLY supposed to be a photo of Hunter's hard penis, and if so, what is the source?

I want to get Hunted. Hard.

Link to message board with pics

The Trump Bros.--Deliverance called and THEY want their look back!

My god, I don't know anything about the grandparents, but those dudes look seriously inbred.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Dotard and Ivana are related. To have such retarded looking kids is shameful.

the trump spawn definitely look inbred.

r42, It should be mandatory to post Hunter Biden's cock pics whenever starting a thread about ANYBODY from now on.

Here's a nice cock pic then:

He’s proof that white cocks that fuck pussies really are the best.

Will Hunter Biden haunt the Biden administration?

LOL - Hunter Biden at his worst is still miles ahead of Uday, Qusay, and Javanka.

If those people can run around and pretend to be government officials, I have no problem with hot Hunter using his obvious charms to further US interests.

Even if he's the Billy Carter of the Biden sons, he's still more worthwhile, intelligent, and accomplished than cheeto's spawn.

The Hunter issue has already gone away. Only DL cares at this point

Catholics are circumcised. Fake pics.

Catholicism has no bearing on circumcision, moron. Catholics in Europe are uncircumcised.

[quote] Tiff though....tweety bird called. She wants her look back.

I love this. I cracked up.

@R2: I agree! but so does Ivanka; So ugly despite all the plastic surgery she had had since she was younger, with bleach blonde hair (like her fake father) nothing up in her bubble gum head.. just like her step-mother (very expensive ex-hooker, according to musician Axl Rose) the foreigner woman has also have spent a fortune in plastic surgery. Such superficial people.

@R67: Says who? Don't put everyone on the same basket! Catholics are uncircumcised as well as circumcised all over the world! From North to South america to the old world. I think you are confusing Catholic men with Jewish men; Jewish men are all circumcised as part of their religion beliefs. Speaking of Jewish circumcision there was a story in the NYT a few years ago about a rabbi who was being accused of infecting babies penises with the Herpes virus; as the rabbi would suck off the baby's penis with his mouth during the ritual painful incision to clean out the blood out of the baby's would. The Health Dept of NYC stated there was a health risk for a rabbi to do this religious practice as many men carry the herpes virus in their mouth (cold sores) which are easily transmissible on contact.

DL only cares because he has a big dick.

R68 Hunter Biden isn’t from Europe. Joe Biden is old school American Catholic. They circumcise.

R71 see R73.

Will Joe give him a position in the WH?

R75 Yes, special envoy to the gays.

All it takes is a big dick for most gays to forgive all sins...sluts.

Do you they'll set up a rehab facility in the WH, just in case?

R62 mama’s mussy needs a new man! I know just who to call! 📞 💅🏻

R78 "Do you think..."

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That face doesn't hurt, r77.

As for the circumcision issue, I grew up "old school Catholic" and I think I saw one uncircumcised cock before I was 24 years old, when I brought home a puertorriqueño from the Barefoot Boy. I thought I broke his dick until he explained what uncircumcision was.

Gross.

Ew. And also double ew to discover Eric was marginally less fugly at that age than Don Jr.

Eric Frederic?!? Hahahahahaha, not only he's fugly as hell, he also has got a truly dumb-sounding name.

All of you are just....ewwww

Hunter Biden is an addict and he got kicked out of the army. He also slept with the sister-in-law of his dead brother. And you people are lusting over him.

Gross. Just gross.

The big cock doesn't make up for him being a junkie and a creep.

R87 yes it does.

R88 No it doesn't

[quote]Hunter Biden is an addict and he got kicked out of the army. He also slept with the sister-in-law of his dead brother. And you people are lusting over him.

There's a pot for every lid.

Junkie fixation.

R89 Sure it does.

You'll never get it R91 so it doesn't really matter.

Jesus Christ R92 quit taking it all so seriously. Its just a few comments taking about a hot guy with a big dick. Relax. No one's dying.

[quote] Its just a few comments taking about a hot guy

Oh, dear.

Where are the sex tapes??

He's just so nasty . He's got that look like he'd fuck you ,then pull out his dick and make you lick it clean . He wouldnt have stood out at all in the 70s . Lots of men then were freaks .

I look forward to 4-8 years of DL drooling over Hunter.

Does Hunter have an actual job?

He gets paid for his dad to provide favors/money to foreign governments, who are usually our enemies R98.

[quote]Hunter Biden is an addict and he got kicked out of the army. He also slept with the sister-in-law of his dead brother. And you people are lusting over him.

The Mussy is a Lonely Hunter.

R99, you mean Dump.

[quote] He's just so nasty . He's got that look like he'd fuck you ,then pull out his dick and make you lick it clean .

and that's why we love him

[quote] He also slept with the sister-in-law of his dead brother. And you people are lusting over him.

Marrying the wife of your dead brother was actually required in the past.

In this case, she couldn't stop herself by the same animal magnetism that has attracted us DLers

[quote]He's got that look like he'd fuck you ,then pull out his dick and make you lick it clean

Are you new here?

Hunter is the hottest First Son ever!

Has he presented hole?

I assume all these videos were uploaded when Hunter was on drugs. Sadly, now that he's under treatment, we won't get to see any more.

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He's not a bad person he just makes bad choices.

Read tha Eric and Jr. have been working out and are sporting some serious muscle.

r110, that and alot of plastic surgery would do wonders

R62 Oh to be a fly on the wall when Javanka stare at Hunter's cock pic each and every night...

r112--wow

[quote] Hunter is the hottest First Son ever!

Not true. Hunter's life is a soap opera but he was never on one!

I don’t even believe in judging people on their physical beauty, or mocking people’s appearances, but the Trump kids are unfortunate looking, and this thread is amusing. And Hunter is sexy.

R112 God his cock is beautiful. I say this as a relatively well endowed male.

He's very sexually adventurous. Do you think he's bottomed for a man?

R117 but fuck he must have topped. Let’s give him our sympathies, he must have had some difficulty.

I eat paste.

R112 If suddenly we hear that Hope Hicks is vying for some position in the Biden Administration, we will all know exactly where she wants to sit.

R119 Sexy, everything about you so sexy...

R121 = Kellyanne Conway

Hunter will not be involved in the Biden administration. He can go back to making sex tapes.😛

Hunter has a few kids now and needs to focus on them. The stripper had his baby, and his South African child bride had one as well.

Do the Bidens acknowledge the strippers baby?

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Whose baby was Hunter carrying at the Biden victory speech?

The kid he had with his South African wife.

Will Hore Hicks be looking for Hunter dick now. I wonder if Jr Mint has had her too. I bet she has an album of Washington cock pics on her phone. That pic up thread is hilarious. Nice job. She's almost salivating for dick.

Hope Hicks is the reason the word hussy was invented, r120.

I would love to see a sex tape of her with Lewandowski. I bet they did dirty shit.

R129 Hope likes it rough - she dates men whose wives have accused them of domestic violence.

Hunter was/is an addict and loves sex and whorish women, but there has never been any talk of him abusing women.

I'd let all of 'em cum up me, no question.

Wives are so dramatic. They take everything so serious.

....

Life is so easy when your dad is president and you pack at least 8 inches.

Hunter is a DL fave!😍

Need a hole pic. There’s no doubt he likes his ass eaten out.

We had a thread with pics of his ass but Muriel took it down.😭

Hunter gurl you in danger!

How deep is the IRS investigation going to go? I mean, will it involve any new naked pics of Hunter?

He's not guilty! He was high, drunk, not in his right mind when all these things happened, whatever these things are, he doesn't even remember!

Republicans are absolute shit and every last one of them needs to be drowned in raw sewage.

R26 God, that looks delicious.

Damn He is not! Would not kick him out of my bed even though he is a mess!

Omg he makes me horny hot n horny.

But is his dick pic real?

It's real. There were several in the deleted thread. One in which he's measuring his dick, a dick selfie in front of the mirror, and posing in a jock strap.

Joe is proud of his son and his enormous cock!

Trump now threatening to probe Hunter!

Trump is a sick, obese, impeached, one term fool. Who cares what he is gonna do?

Can a president be impeached before he takes the oath of office and step down and let the Vice President just take over right away?

Asking for a friend.

Funny that Republicans haven't brought out any of the ho's that Hunter fucked.

Hmmm, Trump is jumping to investigate Hunter's taxes but reduces to reveal his own....

New AG won't commit to Hunter probe.

A lot of them are trying to stop looking like Trump's prison bitches since they know he'll be gone soon.