Who's had him?
He looks like pretty much every gay man in LA
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2020 9:08 AM |
More like who hasn't.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2020 9:14 AM |
Silver and Gold was actually about paying for elf mussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2020 9:25 AM |
Yukon Cornelius, the Abominable snowman, the bald elf who wore glasses....
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2020 10:09 AM |
Major pussyhound. Heat Miser supporter.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2020 10:20 AM |
Hermey is a patriarchal term to bash intersex people! I thought better of you Dataloft!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2020 10:33 AM |
He's competing on the Great British Baking Show now.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2020 10:39 AM |
Dead name! They identifies as Arcto Cunnus Starlight (they/them) and is open to anything!
Sadly, even the alleged pansexuals up North are steering clear of their theynis and back hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 23, 2020 10:45 AM |
Bossy bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 23, 2020 11:35 AM |
He has a tooth fetish. It was weird. Kept wanting to floss me.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 23, 2020 11:59 AM |
That would work well for me. I’d just give him mine out of the glass.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 23, 2020 12:03 PM |
Uh, OP, there was a reason he was a misfit elf, nah’m sayin?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 23, 2020 12:03 PM |
I chortled loudly enough to wake my bedmate up, OP. Thanks for starting my day out just right
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2020 12:03 PM |
He's kinky. Has a room full of misfit sex toys.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 23, 2020 12:13 PM |
Freaks out after he comes.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 23, 2020 12:17 PM |
Power top.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 23, 2020 12:19 PM |
[quote] Freaks out after he comes.
Comes where?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 23, 2020 12:52 PM |
He obviously likes hairy daddy-bears. See the abominable snowman and the miner.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 23, 2020 12:56 PM |
I went on a blind date with a guy who wanted to be a dental assistant. All through dinner that’s all he talked about and Hermey the Elf was all I could think of. Naturally, that was it for me. At least I got a free dinner.
The guy was also obsessed with Huey Lewis.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 23, 2020 12:59 PM |
What a dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 23, 2020 1:12 PM |
Likes getting gummers. Why do you think he pulled all of the Bumble's teeth?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 23, 2020 1:33 PM |
He and the Bumble have been sneaking around behind Yukon’s back for years. You didn’t hear it from me.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 23, 2020 2:27 PM |
Drumming circles with the Radical Faeries.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 30, 2020 12:10 AM |
Yukon Cornelius was a hot daddy bear. I mean, Rudolph and Hermey saw him and IMMEDIATELY presented hole.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 30, 2020 2:03 AM |
When I was in college I dated a guy who my roommate said looked just like the elf from claymation Rudolph. I never could unsee it after that
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 30, 2020 2:28 AM |
Anybody ever seen WI Governor Tony Evers and Hermey in the same room at the same time?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 30, 2020 12:48 PM |
[quote] the bald elf who wore glasses
That elf is a leather queen into serious kink when the toy workshop closes for the night.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 30, 2020 12:54 PM |
Bumble becomes an interior decorator.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 30, 2020 1:11 PM |
I love those elf twinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 30, 2020 1:26 PM |
I love those elf twinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 30, 2020 1:26 PM |
Yukon Cornelius = HAWT DADDY BEAR
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 30, 2020 2:37 PM |