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Johnny Rotten Rushed To Hospital Over Bitten Penis

How did that happen?

by Anonymousreply 18November 23, 2020 4:28 AM

What bit his penis?

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2020 1:59 AM

A tick

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2020 2:05 AM

Oh, no! I hope the tick is okay.

by Anonymousreply 3November 23, 2020 2:07 AM

He has been No where near cage so count my Barron out!

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by Anonymousreply 4November 23, 2020 2:08 AM

Guessing Johnny tried putting his peen where it did not belong and this is what he got.

by Anonymousreply 5November 23, 2020 2:13 AM

He must have been attacked by a rabid wolverine, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 6November 23, 2020 2:15 AM

Flea fucker! Who wants to be known as that?

by Anonymousreply 7November 23, 2020 2:18 AM

Princess Di is wearing a new new dress.

by Anonymousreply 8November 23, 2020 2:25 AM

Fuckhead, God Save You Too.

by Anonymousreply 9November 23, 2020 2:44 AM

Boris got rushed to a hideout in Chechnya, which is where Boris will have to hide when all the post-prison Trump dirt comes out!!!

by Anonymousreply 10November 23, 2020 2:51 AM

Thank God...I first read it as Johnny Rapid!

by Anonymousreply 11November 23, 2020 2:53 AM

Link?

by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2020 3:06 AM

What was a flea doing on his dick?

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by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2020 3:12 AM

What bit his penis?

Who bit his penis, you mean.

by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2020 3:30 AM

He should have followed Datalounge and heeded the gloryhole warnings.

by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2020 3:32 AM

He's a Trump supporter. I hope his dick drops off.

by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2020 3:35 AM

Does Medicare cover bitten penis?

by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2020 3:37 AM

Something about orally copulating with a goat.

It's funnier in Enochian.

by Anonymousreply 18November 23, 2020 4:28 AM
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