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Ricky Schroeder and Kyle Rittenhouse will cover the David Bowie/Bing Crosby version of the Little Drummer Boy
Judge Box of Wine will do a dramatic presentation on how Antifa will never force her to say Happy Holidays
Melania will hang a few wreaths, then mutter that she doesn't give a fuck about Christmas and walk off the set in a huff
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 23, 2020 10:03 PM |
Lindsey Graham will do a kitten-ish version of Santa Baby
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2020 12:42 AM |
Plenty of holiday tunes from that swinging trio, the Evilheirs, I hope!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2020 12:50 AM |
Scott Baio will reclaim his inner Chachi with a 50s-inspired Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree production number.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2020 2:47 AM |
I love the sing-along on "Grandma Got Run Over By Covid"
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2020 2:49 AM |
Rudy Giuliani. Sidney Powell. "Baby, It's Cold Outside."
Rudy forgets the lyrics.
Sidney accuses the producers of a conspiracy.
Quick cut to MyPillow commercial.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2020 3:20 AM |
Rudy will be playing Santa. You'll love it when he tucks in his Santa suit!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2020 5:53 PM |
I’ll bring lines and lines of snow.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2020 5:57 PM |
Barron will be the Christmas Tree.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2020 6:17 PM |
Scott Baio sings a rapey duet of ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ with footage of Erin Moran, Natalie Cole style.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 23, 2020 6:29 PM |
It will be OAN's first holiday special and sponsored in its entirety by "My Pillow." The Senatrice will make a cameo appearance in the ad parody sketch, "My Pillow Biter."
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 23, 2020 6:50 PM |
Jon Voight will appear as "President Elect" Biden.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 23, 2020 6:51 PM |
How can we get Kim Guilfoyle involved?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 23, 2020 6:58 PM |
Have you seen my bright red nose? Snort.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 23, 2020 7:27 PM |
For Mr. Giuliani:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very deceitful nose
And if you ever saw it
Well, you'd have to say it glows
All of his ex-lawyer reindeer
Would laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Rudolph
Play in any lucid games
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2020 7:41 PM |
[quote]How can we get Kim Guilfoyle involved?
Kim is doing the outro before each commercial break. "Don't go away. The BEST IS YET TO COME!!!"
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 23, 2020 7:46 PM |
Don Jr. will be portraying Frosty the Snowman who will be spreading the joy of SNOW throughout the land.
Frosty needs cold and snow to survive. And Don Jr. definitely needs his snow to survive.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 23, 2020 7:48 PM |
And, as an added bonus, Kimberly will be flashing those fabulous bodacious, double D titties for some real holiday fun joy.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 23, 2020 7:48 PM |
In the spirit of the holidays and forgiveness, Kimberly has invited her ex Gavin Newson to appear on the show.
Kimberly, Gavin and Don, Jr. will all hold hands as they sing Rocking Around the Christmas tree.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 23, 2020 8:22 PM |
Starring Sarah Huckabee Sanders as Krampus
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 23, 2020 10:03 PM |
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