Christmas Moose is on his way!

I can’t see the expanded picture but it doesn’t look good. I’ll have to hide the iPad from the big guy now, because you’ll make him cry, you monster!

Relax, R1.

CHRISTMAS MOOSE IS A VILE INTERLOPER!

Please don’t pick on the Christmas Moose. He’s had a hard life.

That's a fantastic clip. J'adore these magnificent animals.

Aww, that is cute! I wasn’t able to see it on my iPad for some reason.

He’s COVID-immune, so he’s still going to lead Santa’s sleigh over Canada and certain overseas British dependencies.l

Sorry to think you were picking on him.

Does he lead over Saint Pierre and Miquelon even though they're (gasp!) French?

No one's picking on him, R4, just mentioning that he killed the Mouse.

R7, one need only ask!

My mistake, r8, I couldn’t see the OP video and thought he was being teased.

[quote] just mentioning that he killed the Mouse.

You fucking cumstained sheets are wrong. He didn't kill da mouse. Christmas Moose is, as they say, a good egg.

Where was his mask? Huh????

He's a mega spaz

Thank you, TO. Big sloppy moose kisses, once removed, to you.

M is for Moose!

Thanksgiving otter, stop by tomorrow. I made your favorite pie, raspberry-herring.

I still think Christmas Mouse was MURDERED!!!!!!

Where is the Thanksgiving Otter? I’ve made raspberry-herring and lemon-anchovy pies for him, and the homeless shelter won’t take them for some reason. I hope I didn’t stink up my mother’s kitchen for nothing. Her cleaning woman hates this time of year.

Dead, R17. It's the Thanksgiving Puffin now.

What dish can I make for the Thanksgiving Puffin?

Something with fish probably, R19. I hear he likes cod.

[quote] Where is the Thanksgiving Otter?

Yo, Moose. I’m here drinking some scotch and having some smokes. Happy Thanksgiving! Ho, ho, Instaho. I’m contractually obligated to say “Happy Thanksgiving” by Mediapolis. But what the fuck is happy about it? A new president next year is good. That’s true.

Enjoy the day, Moose. I’m sure you’re looking forward to the sleigh ride and your peanuts.

And as for the bloody and spermy sewage trail at R16, da Mouse was not murdered. He died. It happens. Who hasn’t stared down the barrel of a gun a time or two?

Now I’m off to drink (of course) and perhaps find a she-otter to fondle and fuck.

Thanksgiving Otter, you’re here! Yay!

I will put your pies on the window sill, per tradition. Happy Thanksgiving. It could be worse, so buck-up.

Big Moose smooches to you, despite your breath, which we should talk about sometime.

Love,

Hey Gurl!! How's it hangin' moosie?

[quote] Hey Gurl!! How's it hangin' moosie?

Christmas Moose is a trans wannabe?

Lol, R22, I’m good, R23, thank you! I’m focused now on training for my big day. Training starts tomorrow! The zoo is really slow now anyway. Mama made a pumpkin and peanut pie for Thanksgiving, with raisins, delicious!

I’m thankful for mama, Santa, peanuts, HRH Queen Elizabeth II. And DataLounges, you guys are pissas!

How are the preparations going?

Where the fuck is he?

Fuck Christmas.

Fuck it right up the ass!

I, for one, am disappointed we got no updates about Christmas Moose. What gives, FOCM? Is the moose dead?

Is the moose dead? Let's just call it Christmas Karma

The Moose is in gaol for murdering the Christmas Mouse. He's also a suspect in the death of Darryl.

Who is Darryl?

Bump for Pierre.

Great. Now can we retire it?

Friend of Christmas Moose is dead. Long live Christmas Moose.