Trump tweets then deletes tweet saying “They will have to drag me out of the White House!”

Eww buttered Trump

He did not! Seriously?!?

Won't the Secret Service just throw netting over him and drag him out?

Is this real?

This cannot be real.

c'mon people

It is not real.

Fuck you OP for making to have to trawl through Dump's Twitter feed looking for the tweet - which doesn't exist.

[quote]Won't the Secret Service just throw netting over him and drag him out?

It might be easier if they shoot him with an elephant tranquilizer first.

R7 that’s what DELETE means. Stupid ass.

You all know you would pay to see this happen

Drag her hunty! Charge to watch it and repay the nation debt.

Interesting "The New Yorker" article that Trump was terrified of losing because he knows he will not be protected from the countless law suits and the New York DA is after his ass. Also according to the article he is mortified that he will be remembered as a "loser." I find the Repug members of Congress even more guilty of being so spineless and forgetting they supposedly work for us, but we all know they actually work for the moneyed lobbyists.

Lmaooo he is still going on Twitter. He won’t quit

Loser

I hope he doesn't show up for the January ceremony and thankfully, President Biden will not have to shake Trump's hand.

Screeching toddlers are annoying.

You’ve got no dignity, Muriel

[quote]“They will have to drag me out of the White House!”

Your wish is my command.

R3, Biden commented on this right after he won the election and said the Secret Service would be the ones to remove Trump. Somebody, in the Secret Service maybe? said that the Secret Service would treat Trump as they would any elderly gentleman who was in an unauthorized area. I don’t know how that is, but it sounded like it involved removing him. Maybe having him 5150’d? If Trump ended up in a mental hospital, they’d never let him out.

One thing Trump could do, if he had any sense, would be to plead senility and have Ivanka get a conservatorship over him. Then he wouldn’t be able to stand trial because he would be incompetent. I don’t think it would necessarily save him from Russians throwing him out a window, but it would save him from American prosecutors.

[quote] One thing Trump could do... would be to plead senility and have Ivanka get a conservatorship over him

He would never admit any kind of weakness

I am going to bash his skull in if I ever encounter him in real life.

Once Biden is sworn-in, he can order federal marshals to escort Trump out of the White House. The Secret Service Chief will not get in the way, he'll be working for Biden as well.

Jimmy Carter was a one term president, but then lived his life with dignity, and I don’t think anyone would call him a loser. I wasn’t particularly a fan of Bush #1, but the same was true. (well, except for Clarence Thomas). History OTOH, will never think of Trump, as anything but.

Still not sure about Bush 2 though, who also has a lot to answer for.

How could anyone tell he's slicked up with butter? That's his normal rancid look.

I love how he's trashing whatever legacy he has (none) with this disgraceful display of a bad sport and poor loser. The only people remaining around him are scumbags.

Yet he still yells "fraud" as he robs our treasury and tries to steal the election. He's the burglar calling the victim a thief.

I spit on his rotting orange visage.

I think he'll go to Mar-a-lardo at some point and not return to the WH. He'll let others deal with the fallout.

It won't be planned as his last day, so he won't have the indignity of goodbyes, photos, traditions, etc.

"I'm not going to stand around and pretend this fake election is more than what it is-the democrats and sleepy Joe and KKKhamala stealing the presidency so they can bring their MARXIST plans and push our great nation into a socialized third world shithole. Resist! 2A freva"

It will take a semi with good traction!

Perhaps a disillusioned sycophant can just brick him up behind a wall in the White House basement or somewhere his greasy aroma won't be noticed while he rots.

Tell him, hide in here, trump, I'll let you out at night so you can prank the Bidens. Then they can seal the wall, walk away, and don't look back.

I would enjoy watching it on film if he’s fool enough to do this. I mean people play it for the rest of his life. I think that would probably kill him. He should just be a man and leave.

Why, R26, you are a modern E.A. Poe !

Sen Toomey (R) of PA just congratulated Biden and Harris.

Yet another inflection point.

R27, come on. Once you read the "butter" nonsense, you had to know it was bullshit

Dump will be found in the walls of the White House like Bad Ronald.

Can they make it a pay-per-view event? He could pay off his campaign debts and pay his back taxes.

Can't the ghost of Barbara Bush haunt Trump?

R33, I'd send Mary Todd Lincoln's ghost instead.

On the one hand I look forward to seeing him dragged out by the hair. Although it just occurred to me that he might actually like that so he can turn it into either a fundraising video or a campaign video since he is a person withou

Trump is the only victim of anal rape I do not feel sorry for.

If I was PRESIDENT ELECT Joe Biden, I wouldn’t move in right away. Stay at a rental or government house. The White House needs to be tented for roaches and searched for Russian listening devices.

Eet ees no rape. No rape. Hee pay me and peg only 35 centimeeterages. Vhat? just a fooot. Leetul.

R35 - that was meant to be - he is a person without shame.

KY would be less messy.

I told you he would have to be dragged kicking and screaming from the white house

it'll be like this.

Btw, I can't believe SNL is off this week and last.

There's so much stuff to report on. I want to see Chloe Fineman as Kayleigh Ann with her binder.

Simply solution. Shot him in the head and then have his body dragged out of the White House. A win/win for most people.

Like a greased pig? Is it a traditional initiation rite for the incoming president to wrestle the outgoing?

R37 not to mention the place needs to be fumigated and deep cleaned several times over seeing how it's covered in disease from top to bottom.

He will leave. There aren't enough hardcore MAGAts to protect him from the hundreds of thousands (at the very least) who are prepared to physically get in there and drag him out. As much as his morons love him, they will be swarmed by those who will rip this motherfucker apart if he doesn't leave.

How does it actually work? Does the outgoing president stay until inauguration day, then welcomes the new president who moves in the same day?

Wouldn't they need at least a day or two to clean up and remove the old furniture and move in the new one?

During the inauguration ceremony, they moved the ex-presidents stuff out and move in the new presidents stuff, R47

I think the odds of Trump waking up in the WH on inauguration day are slim to none. His ego will not allow him to be in DC that morning.

100% attention-seeking behavior. He will do anything for attention. Literally anything....

[quote] I am going to bash his skull in if I ever encounter him in real life.

He will have secret service protection as a former president for the rest of his life so, I don’t think so.

Actually I wonder how that will work when he’s in prison.

^^ There will be enough prison guards around to see he's taken care of ^^

R11 is so right!

Why aren't these people doing what they should do instead of rallying around him and giving interviews that support his insanity?

I think they will pay at the ballot box on their next re-election. All their opponents will have to say is: "They supported the Trump voting idiocy." By then it will be an even bigger joke.

Need to stick "Butterball" Trump in the oven at 350 F. He should be ready by Thanksgiving.

[quote] It will take a semi with good traction!

Sadly, that vass de best Donalt could ever muster.

How I picture inauguration day playing out. Trump on the left.

If he wrote that he’s high out of his mind. I don’t think he wrote it because it’s actually funny. He cannot appreciate humor aimed at himself. Wonder who wrote it and why.

It sounds like either it was hacked, or some staffer wrote it. Somebody is probably fired and the tweet was removed. But whoever they are, they were going to lose their job anyway, so they probably decided to go out with a bang. At least one lowly intern has a sense of humor.

I suspect this is fake. It would be all over Twitter if real. And he's too humorless for the butter.

So Edward Norton (of all people!) wrote some very interesting tweets recently; he speculates that what is really behind Dump's histrionics is some sort of Nixon type deal to go quietly. That kind of makes sense & I'll bet in the next couple of weeks as Dump exhausts all options, his surrogates will be saying "the only way for this country to heal is for Biden to pardon Trump." "Joe Biden needs to do right by Dump & relieve him of the investigations that have hounded him relentlessly" (or something like that).

We have to hold firm, which is kind of scary because I don't there isn't anything Dump wont' do to save himself

On inaguration day, Trump may have Diamond & Sink guarding the front doors to the WH?

Lindsey may defend the backdoor. She knows it well.

He'll go to Mar a Lago al Christmas Day and never come back. On Inauguration Day he will hold a big 2024 Election Rally and brag about the bigger numbers his event drew,

Another golfing day with Miz Lindz.

[quote]During the inauguration ceremony, they moved the ex-presidents stuff out and move in the new presidents stuff,

Wow, that's impressive doing the move in just a few hours, but that means no wallpaper change I guess.

Also with covid they'll probably do the move differently this time. Who was the president who lived and governed from Blair House for most of his term because the White House was undergoing extensive and structural renovation?

One think we know the Bidens will certainly do is toss all those greasy orange-stained smelly sheets and towels.

Along with rage tweeting and frivolous lawsuits, apparently trump is doing whatever he can behind the scenes to try to make his malicious changes hard to fix once he's out.

R50 That changed to 10 years in 1994.

[quote]Another golfing day with Miz Lindz.

I assume Miz Lindz serves as his caddy?

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The ball washer, R66

R67

Wow, Trump is Yuge in that photo.

He's stress eating his way to 300 pounds.

[quote]I assume Miz Lindz serves as his caddy?

He's the gofer.

R63 Truman

Holy shit at R67's snap! Trump is fucking enormous! Super, duper fat!

Wow, Trump is Yuge in that photo.

He's stress eating his way to 300 pounds.

I was thinking that too; he's usually wearing a jacket so it's kind of deceiving. Lady G looks tiny next to him.

R63, the Truman’s daughter Margaret was trying to get a singing career started and they brought in a piano. The floor was so worn out, the leg of her piano crashed through the floor. Then they found out what bad shape it was in.

At the time, there was a lot of arguing about just tearing the whole thing down and starting over, because it was cheaper, but the Trumans, especially Bess Truman, campaigned to gut the inside and keep the original outside walls, which they did. The inside now has steel beams. It’s probably essentially a detached building sitting separately inside the old walls. The Trumans lived in Blair House for about three years.

That was the late 1940’s, so it’s probably time for at least some restoration by now. Trump has made the place a roach infested hellhole. It’s not safe for the Bidens to go there right away, the Russians probably bugged it from one end to the other too.

It’s now a tradition for the new President to come and stay at Blair House overnight before the Inauguration. Of course Trump won’t have the decency to invite the Bidens to do that.

R63 - Truman lived in Blair House while the WH was completely rebuilt except for the exterior stone walls. New basements were dug and a steel beam skeleton was constructed - so it’s essentially a1950s building. They said all the important interior details would be removed and reinstalled, but in many cases that did not happen - for example the paneling & moldings in the East Room (which dated from the 1902 TR / McKim Mead & White renovation) are recreations - not as deeply carved and detailed as the 1902 originals.

Elephant tranquilizer, and then removal trhough a dynamited wall like an episode of MY 600 LB LIFE.

Thanks R75, R74!

So I guess the living quarters of the president and the First Lady are still in the east wing and main White House building and politics are mainly happening in the west wing tract where also the Oval Office is located.

BTW

Trump is morbidly obese!

With an elephant gun

I think Melania is already out of the WH in full capacity and has no plans to step foot back there.

r5 have you been following the fat fuck over the last few yrs? It's real.....

He's trying every angle.

It doesn't matter Wherever President Biden is, that's where the presidency is. They can turn the power off at the White House and let Dump freeze. And without fast food deliveries he won't last a week.

R77, he weighs 237 lbs and is in amazing shape!

He'll live to be 200!

Dr. Jackson, you might be dyslexic. You've got the 3 and the 2 reversed.

The dumbass doesn't realize that someone buttered up would be easier to drag/slide out, than someone not buttered up.

One look at Orange Cheeto and one realizes why he has to pay porn actresses for sex.

I can't even imagine the Bidens moving into Blair House the night before inauguration. Everything associated with Dump's administration needs to be thoroughly cleaned, disinfected and checked for bugs.

R87 It's time for Putin to 'leak" the pee tape.

He probably will seek comfort in the arms/bed of some slutty whore that his son already paid for her services.

[quote]He probably will seek comfort in the arms/bed of some slutty whore that his son already paid for her services.

Fine with me.

[quote]He probably will seek comfort in the arms/bed of some slutty whore that his son already paid for her services.

I am a lady, not a whore, you uncuth simpleton. And I have not accepted a dime from Eric to enthusiastically tend to my President's needs. ❤ ⛳ 💋

(87) and the National Enquirer to release all those reports they "sat on" during the 2016 election concerning Orange Cheeto paying Stormy Daniels and countless other females for hire that Cheeto of course lied that he knew nothing about. Stormy does describe his penis in the book she wrote, as I recall a "mushroom head" was mentioned.

Uncouth, damn auto-spell. I get upset when my President is hurting.

Joe's dog Major can show Champ around the White House, he's been there before when Obama was president.