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Oh shit, look who is on twitter!! HBIC Miss Dionne Warwick!

Her first tweet of the day:

To everyone asking who is running this account. Nice to meet you

Establishing her reign.

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by Anonymousreply 74December 19, 2020 3:51 AM

Don't hold the phone so close, Marie D.

by Anonymousreply 1November 21, 2020 4:50 PM

I guess she outgrew MySpace.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2020 4:55 PM

She had to make it quick because she had to yell to have her son pick her up another carton of menthols to get through the night of class.

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2020 4:59 PM

What a wonderful view of her nostrils!

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2020 5:07 PM

Drunk in her flannel shirt. You do you, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2020 5:19 PM

Her teeth were ON FLEEK!

The nostrils were POPPING!

Bloop! Ms. Warwitch, if you're NASTY, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2020 5:33 PM

I'll just myself speak for myself from here.

Bee-cause ain't NOTHING like the real thang, baby.

Wait, I ain't making change off this shit yet? I have to get them hooked like on horse before we charge?

These fucking lights don't pay to keep themselves on, Damont!

by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2020 5:37 PM

Lol Miss Lady must be a Trumper. Just like him, always be grifting. Her witter has a link to sign up for newsletter/emails. Getting that mailing list in order, soon there will be a fans only fee.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 22, 2020 6:29 PM

DM me if you have good weed.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 22, 2020 6:34 PM

Does she still live in Brazil?

by Anonymousreply 10November 22, 2020 6:37 PM

That video is a treat OP.

She charges $250 on Cameo to look up her nose.

by Anonymousreply 11November 22, 2020 6:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 12November 22, 2020 6:42 PM

She ain’t nothing but a money grubbing has-been cow.

On an unrelated note, don’t forget to head to Walmart to pick up my Sweet Potato Pies before they’re all gone.

by Anonymousreply 13November 22, 2020 6:42 PM

Is she still doing cruise ship concerts with nelly black botoms?

by Anonymousreply 14November 22, 2020 6:50 PM

I have to see this bitch live before she drops. Rona begone.

by Anonymousreply 15November 22, 2020 6:52 PM

Covid boredom had me signing up for her newsletter.

Got this reply -

Welcome to the family!

I think you're going to like it here.

Be on the lookout for emails.

They could contain contest info, special announcements, and other surprises!

Haha, waiting for the "special announcements".

by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2020 6:53 PM

Keep us all informed, R16.

by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2020 7:05 PM

Patti, Patti, Patti,

Say what you want, but those checks better keep coming, or someone is going to learn what those two "secret ingredients" in your poo - I mean pie - are.

And since I'm supplying one of them to keep those "addictive" pies coming, you just keep on flap-yapping but be careful, dog. You wouldn't want something accidentally stronger than cimmummum (as you spell it) to take out every person over 300 pounds in Walmart Land and send them into the ER.

That's most of the population.

Oh, have a nice T-Day. How's that diabetes going? I heard that weight is back on. Poor thing. No self-respect.

And don't forget to pay the small price for the upgrade in the newsletter, R15. Those special-gift roaches come straight from my own ashtray!

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by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2020 7:10 PM

She still owes me $500, scammy bitch.

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2020 7:13 PM

I predict you'll never see it, R19.

And to think some people don't think I'm psychic.

There's your money's worth right there, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2020 7:33 PM

White gays using black women to create their own personal minstrel show is not amusing, nor will it ever be.

by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2020 8:20 PM

Yeah, it's only cute when black gays do it.

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2020 8:21 PM

Saw her in concert last year in the Boston area. It was SRO, with people being turned away at the box office.

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2020 8:26 PM

Fuck off R21

by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2020 9:36 PM

Damn, what time can do. What she once was.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2020 7:39 PM

I just don’t get why anybody is “intrractin” with her, or interested either. D Warwick. ? Just walk on by. Bye. It wasnt even that great a bacharach.

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2020 7:48 PM

I'd love to purchase a cameo birthday wish for a friend. Does anyone know how long these messages can be? I imagine Miss Warwick is opposed to messages containing words like whore or cunt so not DL friendly Pity

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2020 7:49 PM

R23 was the group that was turned away at the box office a nursing home outing?

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2020 7:51 PM

And I know both dionne and bacharach were great, it’s just sometimes the punk whiteboy rocker part of me acts up.

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2020 7:52 PM

R28: no, but def AARP. 10% off.

by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2020 7:54 PM

"Haha, waiting for the "special announcements"."

Of this old hag's impending, imminent demise?

by Anonymousreply 31November 24, 2020 7:59 PM

Say a little prayer for her

by Anonymousreply 32November 24, 2020 8:01 PM

I wonder if her grave will be as ghettos as Whitney's.

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by Anonymousreply 33November 24, 2020 8:01 PM

Tell me she doesn't have a sense of humor.

She should be a DL icon.

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by Anonymousreply 34November 28, 2020 10:10 PM

Listen to the bitch with the Spinners. She had pipes.

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by Anonymousreply 35November 28, 2020 10:26 PM

People are tweeting requests for merch. Sending in suggestions for hoodies and tees.

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by Anonymousreply 36November 29, 2020 2:25 AM

why are people so negative on dionne warwick?

by Anonymousreply 37November 29, 2020 2:51 AM

saw her in san jose, was half full....

by Anonymousreply 38November 29, 2020 4:03 AM

AIDS charities.

by Anonymousreply 39November 29, 2020 7:16 AM

Psychic Friends Network.

by Anonymousreply 40November 29, 2020 7:16 AM

Which ones of her nostrils are the northbound and southbound routes? Do they have zipper lanes for rush hours?

by Anonymousreply 41November 29, 2020 7:28 AM

She is real and she is amazing. What a proud Hussy.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 29, 2020 7:31 AM

[quote]She should be a DL icon.

She is.

by Anonymousreply 43November 29, 2020 10:53 AM

R43 is correct.

From thread title HBIC = Head Bitch In Charge

by Anonymousreply 44November 29, 2020 1:45 PM

It's funny I never paid her any special attention until I started reading your bitching. Now I adore her! Thanks DL!

by Anonymousreply 45November 29, 2020 2:07 PM

R42. Bless you.

by Anonymousreply 46November 29, 2020 5:37 PM

FF for R47

Get the fuck out of here.

by Anonymousreply 48December 2, 2020 1:56 PM

I saw her perform live a few years ago. It took a few songs for her voice to warm up, but it was a really good show. She has relatives touring with her band. Her granddaughter is a talented singer and is very pretty. No mention of psychic healing, which was a pity.

by Anonymousreply 49December 2, 2020 2:02 PM

Merch

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by Anonymousreply 50December 7, 2020 2:35 AM

All these years in the spotlight and she doesn't have the good sense to use angles that diminish the size of her nostrils?

by Anonymousreply 51December 7, 2020 2:40 AM

ThunderCunt drops the n-word all the time, never gets banned, and somehow never stays ignored either.

by Anonymousreply 52December 7, 2020 2:42 AM

Oh HELL to the naw. Miss Dionne, you owe me a cut for the "1-800-YOU-HUSSY" merch!

That was lifted right from this thread I started. Ill see you in the People's Court, Miss Dionne.

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by Anonymousreply 53December 7, 2020 4:25 AM

Dionne said she has read the foolishness in her replies and this is the last time she’s going to tell you!😂

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by Anonymousreply 54December 8, 2020 5:38 AM

Naysayers be quelled, Miss Warwick(e)! We be quelled.

by Anonymousreply 55December 8, 2020 5:45 AM

Weed and whiskey.

by Anonymousreply 56December 8, 2020 6:19 AM

I love her.

by Anonymousreply 57December 8, 2020 6:52 AM

Damn. And I just got kicked off of Twitter last summer for calling Lea Michele & Betsy DeVos CUNTS, twice.

by Anonymousreply 58December 8, 2020 7:36 AM

Does she stink ‘down there’?

by Anonymousreply 59December 8, 2020 7:57 AM

She turned up on a "Tattletales" rerun the other day.

by Anonymousreply 60December 8, 2020 8:43 AM

Early in her career, she was given style and fashion advice from Marlene Dietrich, via Burt Bacharach.

by Anonymousreply 61December 8, 2020 9:24 AM

Merch

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by Anonymousreply 62December 8, 2020 11:06 AM

her albums during the Epic years were superb. I always think of my mother fondly because she played them so often.

by Anonymousreply 63December 8, 2020 12:30 PM

omg that above vid of her on celeb apprentice talkiing in dragon lady slo motion whiskey drunko voice makes me laff so hard my pussy wets....

thank u!!!

by Anonymousreply 64December 9, 2020 10:03 AM

r62, I would wear that.

by Anonymousreply 65December 9, 2020 5:02 PM

Miss Warwick has stated her boundaries on twitter!

A friend alerted me that Wendy Williams was spending a lot of not nice time speaking on me. I tuned in to her show to catch the last few minutes of her speaking about me and as in the past she seems not to be able to speak without maliciously made comments. (1/2)

My hope is my name will refrain from being spoken or thought of by her as this conversation was held a few years ago letting her know there was nor would be any need for her to say the name Dionne Warwick for any reason. I don’t believe one has to be mean to get noticed. (2/2)

by Anonymousreply 66December 9, 2020 10:40 PM

Dionne’s pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 67December 9, 2020 10:51 PM

[quote]My hope is my name will refrain from being spoken or thought of by her as this conversation was held a few years ago letting her know there was nor would be any need for her to say the name Dionne Warwick for any reason.

Yall remember when Miss Dionne told Wendy to stand up on her own show? CHILE....🤣

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by Anonymousreply 68December 10, 2020 3:41 AM

SNL sketch really caught her faux polite bitchiness. After telling the audience to look under their chairs, she says nothing is there. you get nothing because I don't owe you anything.

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by Anonymousreply 69December 14, 2020 2:57 PM

R69 That SNL skit was one of the funniest I'd seen in a long time.

"Please welcome my next guest, William Eyelash."

"Timothy, help me with my phone. I accidentally locked it and I can't figure out how to unlock it."

"Harry Styles, I have a question for you. Why does Wendy Williams hate me?"

by Anonymousreply 70December 14, 2020 3:00 PM

Listening to her speak (and the recent "This Christmas" flub) underlines that Miss Warwick isn't long for this world.

by Anonymousreply 71December 14, 2020 3:21 PM

No comment.

Unless I'm paid for it.

Shit.

by Anonymousreply 72December 15, 2020 2:18 AM

Wendy Williams lying about when her mother croaked off.........

by Anonymousreply 73December 15, 2020 4:36 AM

Must see tv

MSNBC at 10:00 am, Sunday

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by Anonymousreply 74December 19, 2020 3:51 AM
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