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The illustration is from a song published in 1868. "The Gay Young Clerk in the Dry Goods Store."

(Yes, we know gay didn't me gay gay back then. Or, did it?....)

O listen now and I'll sing a song, How are you ladies, Howdy;

I'll slug it all, for it wont take long, Ah! ladies haha!

It's about a chap, perhaps you know,

I'm told he is "Nobody's beau"

But maybe you all knew that before,

He's a lively clerk in a Dry-Goods Store


Augustus Dolphus is his name,

from Skiddy-ma-dink they say he came,

He's a handsome man and he's proud and poor,

This gay young clerk in the Dry-Good Store

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