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I'm straight but I'm addicted to this forum.

Sometimes I wonder what I did with my life.

by Anonymousreply 82November 28, 2020 3:10 PM

It's okay bud. You're welcome here.

by Anonymousreply 1November 21, 2020 5:21 AM

How did you find us op? Did you get hooked by one of our more butch threads such as Favorite tiaras or dialing the phone with a pencil?

by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2020 5:21 AM

You in danger, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2020 5:23 AM

We're a lot of fun OP. Ignore the riff raff.

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2020 5:25 AM

Today you are straight. But once you read more of bitches lusting after celebrities such as Henry Cavill and Matt Bomer. You will start wondering why are gay men attract to them. Then you google Henry Cavill and saw his lucius jiggly butt, and you wondered how it might feel to insert you penis inside and pound that womanly butt of him. Then you jerked off thinking about it. Then you download grindr. And then you are officially one of us. It happens more than you can think.

by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2020 5:28 AM

I pretend to be gay so that I can infiltrate this cesspool and call grown men FUCKIN' CUNTS!!!!

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' CUNTS! YOU'RE DISGUSTING COCK SUCKING PIGS!

(And I love you for it! Plus, I love all the pics of hard dicks and caftans and tasteful real estate porn!)

by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2020 5:34 AM

We don't take KINDLY to your TYPES 'round here.

by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2020 5:45 AM

Are you totally straight? Or can you be had after a few drinks and a bong hit? Asking for a thread..

by Anonymousreply 8November 21, 2020 5:54 AM

Straight men can be bottoms too.

by Anonymousreply 9November 21, 2020 6:00 AM

R9 Will you ever give it a rest?

by Anonymousreply 10November 21, 2020 6:01 AM

So many gay sex stories start with “I’m straight but...”

by Anonymousreply 11November 21, 2020 6:05 AM

Straight man or frau OP?

by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2020 6:07 AM

Please explain your people to us o0. Why are you all so lame?

by Anonymousreply 13November 22, 2020 3:35 AM

Another long time STRAIGHT member here. Came for the gossip, stayed for the smart conversation.

by Anonymousreply 14November 22, 2020 3:56 AM

Straight frau or straight bro? I need to process this info before I can talk to you.

by Anonymousreply 15November 22, 2020 4:00 AM

Straight bro, who wouldn’t mind some cute chick pics here occasionally...

by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2020 4:03 AM

Here ya go r14

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by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2020 4:09 AM

R16 like this?

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by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2020 4:12 AM

The OP is a woman.

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2020 5:43 AM

Apparently I should’ve just kept quiet

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2020 6:06 AM

R18 who is this frau spreading her legs. she is so popular on DL.

by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2020 6:14 AM

She’s a close friend and confidante of vairst lady

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2020 6:18 AM

Another interloping frau.

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2020 6:18 AM

If you don't kniw AbFab you have to get off DL immediately!

by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2020 6:20 AM

Why did almost everyone assume the OP is a straight male?

by Anonymousreply 25November 22, 2020 8:06 AM

Straight guy here too, original poster. I'm also addicted to Woman's World magazine!

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by Anonymousreply 26November 22, 2020 8:18 AM

R26 is a cross dresser.

by Anonymousreply 27November 22, 2020 6:06 PM

Nice 26. It that where you read about Ree Drummond's "Asian Chicken Wings"?

by Anonymousreply 28November 22, 2020 6:23 PM

^meant for R26.

by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2020 6:23 PM

Your presence alone is literal violence, OP.

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2020 6:26 PM

OP, do a search before you start a new thread

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2020 6:30 PM

[Quote]Straight man or frau OP?

Man. Women on DL always feel the need to let us know that they're women, as if we'll treat them differently. The only time they omit their gender is when they're asking for relationship advice because what gay cares about a frau and her lazy DH?

by Anonymousreply 32November 22, 2020 6:31 PM

So addicted that this is it's one and only post.

Why does DL have to be so fucking psychotic?

by Anonymousreply 33November 22, 2020 6:48 PM

OP, the only reason you're straight is because you've never had a man do oral on you.

by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2020 6:52 PM

+1 to OP’s sentiment. The wit of this site brings me joy.

by Anonymousreply 35November 23, 2020 1:40 PM

[quote]Sometimes I wonder what I did with my life.

This should be DL's new tagline

by Anonymousreply 36November 23, 2020 6:52 PM

Sometimes I think half the posters here are straight women so we need more straight men to balance things out.

by Anonymousreply 37November 23, 2020 10:25 PM

You all type fat

by Anonymousreply 38November 23, 2020 10:30 PM

OP, are you dongful?

by Anonymousreply 39November 23, 2020 10:36 PM

OP, have you ever had a homosexual experience? Gasp! Please tell all, and don't leave anything out.

by Anonymousreply 40November 23, 2020 11:35 PM

Why are straight me so stupid???

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2020 12:27 AM

"I'm straight but I'm addicted to this forum. Sometimes I wonder what I did with my wife."

FTFY

by Anonymousreply 42November 24, 2020 1:36 PM

Straight guy here. Stayed for the entertainment and political threads. And the snarky comments.

by Anonymousreply 43November 24, 2020 2:00 PM

R43, why did you first come here?

by Anonymousreply 44November 24, 2020 2:12 PM

I became friends with a straight poster on here in the '90s. He went by "Mr. Furious". We had a mutual love for cult films. He was unusual, for sure, but very intelligent and was an author and magazine writer. We would talk on the phone for hours about movies and life and I would talk about cute guys and he would talk about cute girls. Why he was on a gay forum all the time, I don't know, but he did have a thing for lesbians. A wonderful guy who I lost contact with and is now deceased.

by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2020 2:28 PM

When I got here nine years ago, as a lonely prim and sheltered teen, I thought I was shamefully bicurious and over-invested in celebrity gossip.

You’ll be glad to hear that since that fateful year, I now know I’m lesbian, and have an addiction to celebrity gossip. I also swear a blue streak and make innuendos in positive company. It’s a short, slippery slope.

So can I come to your future gay wedding, OP?

by Anonymousreply 46November 24, 2020 2:43 PM

When I got here nine years ago, as a lonely prim and sheltered teen, I thought I was shamefully bicurious and over-invested in celebrity gossip.

You’ll be glad to hear that since that fateful year, I now know I’m lesbian, and have an addiction to celebrity gossip. I also swear a blue streak and make innuendos in positive company. It’s a short, slippery slope.

So can I come to your future gay wedding, OP?

by Anonymousreply 47November 24, 2020 2:43 PM

Just present hole and get it over with.

by Anonymousreply 48November 24, 2020 3:07 PM

[quote]I'm straight

Okay, well, let's just lie here and talk for a while.

by Anonymousreply 49November 24, 2020 3:20 PM

R44, googled Tom Cruise gay.

by Anonymousreply 50November 24, 2020 4:49 PM

OP, you are a major disappointment to your father and me.

by Anonymousreply 51November 24, 2020 5:54 PM

To the supposed straight men posting in this thread: tell us about yourselves! Are you single? Are you married? Are you cheating? Do you have kids? Do you hate them? Why is straight porn so violent? Is Fight Club one of your favorite movies? Do you play video games? Do you like sports? If I threw a ball would you fetch it? Would you teach me how to pee standing up?

by Anonymousreply 52November 24, 2020 9:22 PM

Many, if not all, of the straight men posting here will have a realization sometime soon that they are transwomen trapped in penised bodies.

by Anonymousreply 53November 24, 2020 9:29 PM

Another straightbo here. I stay for the movie gossip and threads about lamps, and just the bantz in general. The unhealthy focus on the Armand Hammer person I can do without. That poster I put on block.

Also, I had never elsewhere read the argument that transing was, in some cases, motivated by anti-gay sentiment. Interesting, that.

by Anonymousreply 54November 24, 2020 9:47 PM

[quote] I had never elsewhere read the argument that transing was, in some cases, motivated by anti-gay sentiment. Interesting, that.

How funny that would never occur to you, as a hetero and as a man. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 55November 24, 2020 9:53 PM

Ignore R1.

She's an interloper just like you are, OP.

And do you want anyone to listen to what YOU have to say around here?

Actually, pretty much anyone who's doing the "luv ya kitty sick mama my pizza was cold what is diarrhea what does cock feel like uncut black black what 'bout yellow Janet Gaga Britney cock pussy cunt twat gunt anyone been to Majorca what is a good Nigerian restaurant cheap in Minorca" shit circle will make you look like the DL diva but

you

ain't

there

yet,

boo.

by Anonymousreply 56November 24, 2020 9:53 PM

Try being gay and addicted to this forum. This is Hell and we're in it.

by Anonymousreply 57November 24, 2020 10:44 PM

No one on DL is actually straight OP

At least if they're even remotely attractive

by Anonymousreply 58November 24, 2020 10:48 PM

OP don't you want that jiggly ass. He will make sure you feel good too.

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by Anonymousreply 59November 24, 2020 10:54 PM

yummy

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by Anonymousreply 60November 24, 2020 10:55 PM

Why would a straight man want another man’s ass? He reads DL for the articles not the centerfold.

by Anonymousreply 61November 24, 2020 11:01 PM

R61 sometimes it's the only thing around.

by Anonymousreply 62November 24, 2020 11:04 PM

and why would it R55.

you're the center of no-one's world.

by Anonymousreply 63November 24, 2020 11:04 PM

OP, how old are you?

by Anonymousreply 64November 24, 2020 11:09 PM

R18 That pic gets me every time. She looks so unconcerned! 😂

by Anonymousreply 65November 24, 2020 11:12 PM

R54 I'm genuinely sorry that your dead mom abused you, but please know that taking it out on the entirety of womankind is psychotic.

by Anonymousreply 66November 24, 2020 11:13 PM

Stealth Scat thread. 🥷 💩

by Anonymousreply 67November 24, 2020 11:22 PM

ONE OF US, ONE OF US !!

by Anonymousreply 68November 24, 2020 11:27 PM

This is the only place to get updates on The Wrigleyville Cum Dump!

by Anonymousreply 69November 25, 2020 12:07 AM

[quote] To the supposed straight men posting in this thread: tell us about yourselves! Are you single? Are you married? Are you cheating? Do you have kids? Do you hate them? Why is straight porn so violent? Is Fight Club one of your favorite movies? Do you play video games? Do you like sports? If I threw a ball would you fetch it? Would you teach me how to pee standing up?

Single, no kids thank God, great question- the choking, gagging and rough sex is not hot to me. Didn't actually care much for Fight Club, no video games, yes sports but like tennis and golf, not ones that are commonly discussed. Is that so you can check out my ass? Is that so you can check out my dick?

by Anonymousreply 70November 25, 2020 1:04 PM

well, r70 is the real McCoy ... not a single drop of wit in his reply

by Anonymousreply 71November 25, 2020 4:48 PM

R71 Quit picking on my new (and first) straight friend, hussy!

by Anonymousreply 72November 26, 2020 12:06 PM

OP should meet my friend Tractor. He presents himself as straight, but after a drink or two becomes very confrontational. “You’re going to suck my dick under the bridge, right?”

by Anonymousreply 73November 26, 2020 2:21 PM

R73 I think I’ve had encounters with him as well. Good guy, as is the rest of the Trailer family.

by Anonymousreply 74November 26, 2020 2:58 PM

Same, OP. Came to DL years ago through a redirect from Dlisted (back when that site was a lot more funny with fewer ads) to a thread about the merits of . . . cream cheese. I laughed so hard there were tears, page by page (back before this infinite scroll bullshit), as witty, furious posters hissed at each other about dessert recipes & who was the most ignorant cunt. I wish I could still find that thread!

I don't often post, but I've been here ever since - you bitches are funny & I'm very grateful for it.

by Anonymousreply 75November 26, 2020 4:54 PM

Considering that big dick energy is such a thing these days, even straight guys are going to want to check it out!

by Anonymousreply 76November 26, 2020 5:04 PM

[quote]Straight bro, who wouldn’t mind some cute chick pics here occasionally...

Luckily you can get that on 99.9999999% of web sites pretending to cater to everyone (but, like most video games, are just for straight guys), I don't think you really need any of that here.

by Anonymousreply 77November 26, 2020 7:47 PM

Sure, OP...

And R26 and R50, gurrrrrl!!!! 💅

by Anonymousreply 78November 28, 2020 2:53 PM

Everyone just assumes it's a straight "bro" who is addicted to this forum, secretly undercover lusting for eldergay ass. So DL. More likely a middle aged housewife, but let the delusions continue.

by Anonymousreply 79November 28, 2020 2:58 PM

[quote] So addicted that this is it's one and only post.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 80November 28, 2020 3:05 PM

Fuck, r5, are you so excited a straight guy is here you lost your ability to type?

by Anonymousreply 81November 28, 2020 3:05 PM

OP is Bruce Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 82November 28, 2020 3:10 PM
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