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I'm straight but I'm addicted to this forum.

Sometimes I wonder what I did with my life.

by Anonymousreply 82Last Saturday at 6:10 AM

It's okay bud. You're welcome here.

by Anonymousreply 111/20/2020

How did you find us op? Did you get hooked by one of our more butch threads such as Favorite tiaras or dialing the phone with a pencil?

by Anonymousreply 211/20/2020

You in danger, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 311/20/2020

We're a lot of fun OP. Ignore the riff raff.

by Anonymousreply 411/20/2020

Today you are straight. But once you read more of bitches lusting after celebrities such as Henry Cavill and Matt Bomer. You will start wondering why are gay men attract to them. Then you google Henry Cavill and saw his lucius jiggly butt, and you wondered how it might feel to insert you penis inside and pound that womanly butt of him. Then you jerked off thinking about it. Then you download grindr. And then you are officially one of us. It happens more than you can think.

by Anonymousreply 511/20/2020

I pretend to be gay so that I can infiltrate this cesspool and call grown men FUCKIN' CUNTS!!!!

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' CUNTS! YOU'RE DISGUSTING COCK SUCKING PIGS!

(And I love you for it! Plus, I love all the pics of hard dicks and caftans and tasteful real estate porn!)

by Anonymousreply 611/20/2020

We don't take KINDLY to your TYPES 'round here.

by Anonymousreply 711/20/2020

Are you totally straight? Or can you be had after a few drinks and a bong hit? Asking for a thread..

by Anonymousreply 811/20/2020

Straight men can be bottoms too.

by Anonymousreply 911/20/2020

R9 Will you ever give it a rest?

by Anonymousreply 1011/20/2020

So many gay sex stories start with “I’m straight but...”

by Anonymousreply 1111/20/2020

Straight man or frau OP?

by Anonymousreply 1211/20/2020

Please explain your people to us o0. Why are you all so lame?

by Anonymousreply 1311/21/2020

Another long time STRAIGHT member here. Came for the gossip, stayed for the smart conversation.

by Anonymousreply 1411/21/2020

Straight frau or straight bro? I need to process this info before I can talk to you.

by Anonymousreply 1511/21/2020

Straight bro, who wouldn’t mind some cute chick pics here occasionally...

by Anonymousreply 1611/21/2020

Here ya go r14

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by Anonymousreply 1711/21/2020

R16 like this?

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by Anonymousreply 1811/21/2020

The OP is a woman.

by Anonymousreply 1911/21/2020

Apparently I should’ve just kept quiet

by Anonymousreply 2011/21/2020

R18 who is this frau spreading her legs. she is so popular on DL.

by Anonymousreply 2111/21/2020

She’s a close friend and confidante of vairst lady

by Anonymousreply 2211/21/2020

Another interloping frau.

by Anonymousreply 2311/21/2020

If you don't kniw AbFab you have to get off DL immediately!

by Anonymousreply 2411/21/2020

Why did almost everyone assume the OP is a straight male?

by Anonymousreply 2511/21/2020

Straight guy here too, original poster. I'm also addicted to Woman's World magazine!

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by Anonymousreply 2611/21/2020

R26 is a cross dresser.

by Anonymousreply 2711/22/2020

Nice 26. It that where you read about Ree Drummond's "Asian Chicken Wings"?

by Anonymousreply 2811/22/2020

^meant for R26.

by Anonymousreply 2911/22/2020

Your presence alone is literal violence, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3011/22/2020

OP, do a search before you start a new thread

by Anonymousreply 3111/22/2020

[Quote]Straight man or frau OP?

Man. Women on DL always feel the need to let us know that they're women, as if we'll treat them differently. The only time they omit their gender is when they're asking for relationship advice because what gay cares about a frau and her lazy DH?

by Anonymousreply 3211/22/2020

So addicted that this is it's one and only post.

Why does DL have to be so fucking psychotic?

by Anonymousreply 3311/22/2020

OP, the only reason you're straight is because you've never had a man do oral on you.

by Anonymousreply 3411/22/2020

+1 to OP’s sentiment. The wit of this site brings me joy.

by Anonymousreply 3511/23/2020

[quote]Sometimes I wonder what I did with my life.

This should be DL's new tagline

by Anonymousreply 3611/23/2020

Sometimes I think half the posters here are straight women so we need more straight men to balance things out.

by Anonymousreply 3711/23/2020

You all type fat

by Anonymousreply 3811/23/2020

OP, are you dongful?

by Anonymousreply 3911/23/2020

OP, have you ever had a homosexual experience? Gasp! Please tell all, and don't leave anything out.

by Anonymousreply 4011/23/2020

Why are straight me so stupid???

by Anonymousreply 4111/23/2020

"I'm straight but I'm addicted to this forum. Sometimes I wonder what I did with my wife."

FTFY

by Anonymousreply 4211/24/2020

Straight guy here. Stayed for the entertainment and political threads. And the snarky comments.

by Anonymousreply 4311/24/2020

R43, why did you first come here?

by Anonymousreply 4411/24/2020

I became friends with a straight poster on here in the '90s. He went by "Mr. Furious". We had a mutual love for cult films. He was unusual, for sure, but very intelligent and was an author and magazine writer. We would talk on the phone for hours about movies and life and I would talk about cute guys and he would talk about cute girls. Why he was on a gay forum all the time, I don't know, but he did have a thing for lesbians. A wonderful guy who I lost contact with and is now deceased.

by Anonymousreply 4511/24/2020

When I got here nine years ago, as a lonely prim and sheltered teen, I thought I was shamefully bicurious and over-invested in celebrity gossip.

You’ll be glad to hear that since that fateful year, I now know I’m lesbian, and have an addiction to celebrity gossip. I also swear a blue streak and make innuendos in positive company. It’s a short, slippery slope.

So can I come to your future gay wedding, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4611/24/2020

When I got here nine years ago, as a lonely prim and sheltered teen, I thought I was shamefully bicurious and over-invested in celebrity gossip.

You’ll be glad to hear that since that fateful year, I now know I’m lesbian, and have an addiction to celebrity gossip. I also swear a blue streak and make innuendos in positive company. It’s a short, slippery slope.

So can I come to your future gay wedding, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4711/24/2020

Just present hole and get it over with.

by Anonymousreply 4811/24/2020

[quote]I'm straight

Okay, well, let's just lie here and talk for a while.

by Anonymousreply 4911/24/2020

R44, googled Tom Cruise gay.

by Anonymousreply 5011/24/2020

OP, you are a major disappointment to your father and me.

by Anonymousreply 5111/24/2020

To the supposed straight men posting in this thread: tell us about yourselves! Are you single? Are you married? Are you cheating? Do you have kids? Do you hate them? Why is straight porn so violent? Is Fight Club one of your favorite movies? Do you play video games? Do you like sports? If I threw a ball would you fetch it? Would you teach me how to pee standing up?

by Anonymousreply 5211/24/2020

Many, if not all, of the straight men posting here will have a realization sometime soon that they are transwomen trapped in penised bodies.

by Anonymousreply 5311/24/2020

Another straightbo here. I stay for the movie gossip and threads about lamps, and just the bantz in general. The unhealthy focus on the Armand Hammer person I can do without. That poster I put on block.

Also, I had never elsewhere read the argument that transing was, in some cases, motivated by anti-gay sentiment. Interesting, that.

by Anonymousreply 5411/24/2020

[quote] I had never elsewhere read the argument that transing was, in some cases, motivated by anti-gay sentiment. Interesting, that.

How funny that would never occur to you, as a hetero and as a man. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 5511/24/2020

Ignore R1.

She's an interloper just like you are, OP.

And do you want anyone to listen to what YOU have to say around here?

Actually, pretty much anyone who's doing the "luv ya kitty sick mama my pizza was cold what is diarrhea what does cock feel like uncut black black what 'bout yellow Janet Gaga Britney cock pussy cunt twat gunt anyone been to Majorca what is a good Nigerian restaurant cheap in Minorca" shit circle will make you look like the DL diva but

you

ain't

there

yet,

boo.

by Anonymousreply 5611/24/2020

Try being gay and addicted to this forum. This is Hell and we're in it.

by Anonymousreply 5711/24/2020

No one on DL is actually straight OP

At least if they're even remotely attractive

by Anonymousreply 5811/24/2020

OP don't you want that jiggly ass. He will make sure you feel good too.

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by Anonymousreply 5911/24/2020

yummy

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by Anonymousreply 6011/24/2020

Why would a straight man want another man’s ass? He reads DL for the articles not the centerfold.

by Anonymousreply 6111/24/2020

R61 sometimes it's the only thing around.

by Anonymousreply 6211/24/2020

and why would it R55.

you're the center of no-one's world.

by Anonymousreply 6311/24/2020

OP, how old are you?

by Anonymousreply 6411/24/2020

R18 That pic gets me every time. She looks so unconcerned! 😂

by Anonymousreply 6511/24/2020

R54 I'm genuinely sorry that your dead mom abused you, but please know that taking it out on the entirety of womankind is psychotic.

by Anonymousreply 6611/24/2020

Stealth Scat thread. 🥷 💩

by Anonymousreply 6711/24/2020

ONE OF US, ONE OF US !!

by Anonymousreply 6811/24/2020

This is the only place to get updates on The Wrigleyville Cum Dump!

by Anonymousreply 6911/24/2020

[quote] To the supposed straight men posting in this thread: tell us about yourselves! Are you single? Are you married? Are you cheating? Do you have kids? Do you hate them? Why is straight porn so violent? Is Fight Club one of your favorite movies? Do you play video games? Do you like sports? If I threw a ball would you fetch it? Would you teach me how to pee standing up?

Single, no kids thank God, great question- the choking, gagging and rough sex is not hot to me. Didn't actually care much for Fight Club, no video games, yes sports but like tennis and golf, not ones that are commonly discussed. Is that so you can check out my ass? Is that so you can check out my dick?

by Anonymousreply 7011/25/2020

well, r70 is the real McCoy ... not a single drop of wit in his reply

by Anonymousreply 7111/25/2020

R71 Quit picking on my new (and first) straight friend, hussy!

by Anonymousreply 7211/26/2020

OP should meet my friend Tractor. He presents himself as straight, but after a drink or two becomes very confrontational. “You’re going to suck my dick under the bridge, right?”

by Anonymousreply 7311/26/2020

R73 I think I’ve had encounters with him as well. Good guy, as is the rest of the Trailer family.

by Anonymousreply 7411/26/2020

Same, OP. Came to DL years ago through a redirect from Dlisted (back when that site was a lot more funny with fewer ads) to a thread about the merits of . . . cream cheese. I laughed so hard there were tears, page by page (back before this infinite scroll bullshit), as witty, furious posters hissed at each other about dessert recipes & who was the most ignorant cunt. I wish I could still find that thread!

I don't often post, but I've been here ever since - you bitches are funny & I'm very grateful for it.

by Anonymousreply 7511/26/2020

Considering that big dick energy is such a thing these days, even straight guys are going to want to check it out!

by Anonymousreply 7611/26/2020

[quote]Straight bro, who wouldn’t mind some cute chick pics here occasionally...

Luckily you can get that on 99.9999999% of web sites pretending to cater to everyone (but, like most video games, are just for straight guys), I don't think you really need any of that here.

by Anonymousreply 7711/26/2020

Sure, OP...

And R26 and R50, gurrrrrl!!!! 💅

by Anonymousreply 78Last Saturday at 5:53 AM

Everyone just assumes it's a straight "bro" who is addicted to this forum, secretly undercover lusting for eldergay ass. So DL. More likely a middle aged housewife, but let the delusions continue.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Saturday at 5:58 AM

[quote] So addicted that this is it's one and only post.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 80Last Saturday at 6:05 AM

Fuck, r5, are you so excited a straight guy is here you lost your ability to type?

by Anonymousreply 81Last Saturday at 6:05 AM

OP is Bruce Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 82Last Saturday at 6:10 AM
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