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Deplorables tried to assault me for celebrating Biden victory

I was like many of us tremendously relieved and overjoyed with Biden's landslide victory! Character counts, and this election proved it. Unfortunately, the gross, violent, homophobic deplorables are just waiting for some Civil War insanity to overtake us. The Boogaloo boyz are everywhere, some even in our workplaces, ready to pounce in random outbursts of racial and homophobic violence and degradation. When I first heard the news that the 2020 Erection was being called for Biden, my husband and I took out the good crystal :) and started celebrating. We're both in our late 50s, but we celebrated like college kids, with my husband wheelbarrowing me around the house with his lovely thick cock buried in my mancunt. Our adopted sons were a little embarrassed, but they were happy, too, since they are adopted from Central America and feel safer that a racist is no longer in the White House.

We then decided to go out and join a street party. I live in an upscale suburb of Portland that abuts a very red rural area, so there's always danger in sight. I called the cops once on a convenience store owner in a small rural gas station who was eyeballing me in an aggressive and homophobic manner. I sometimes feel my personal safety and that of my gay, multiracial family is in danger. Anyway, while I was out partying in the streets, a group of violent deplorables accosted me. They were wearing military sunglasses, bandanas, and US flag face masks. They were very large, probably gym rats, and they had out of town accents. One of the sounded like he was a New York wop or something. They started hurling homophobic and misogynistic insults at me, and then dragged me, screaming for help, into an alleyway. They then proceeded to beat down my ass. They punched me in the gut, and beat me with bike chains and the butts of their pistols.

The wop said, "Youse faggots ain't welcome here no more!" He then undid his belt and his heavy beer gut fell out. He was fucking huge. 8 inches and THICK. The smell of ball sweat and smegma assaulted my nostrils. He was hard. His cheesy cockhead was dripping precum. "This is whats we does to faggots out here, boy!" He bellowed. Two of his accomplices pulled down my spanx shorts. One of them, may be a Midwestern polack, said, "Hell someone done blown out his fuckhole."

The wop said, "Let's get this mounting bitch knocked up! Giddy up, bitch," he then slid his master rod of pain and pleasure into my devastated boihole. I screamed, but then they done beat me harder for bein queer. They was all unwashed, and smellin of sweat, piss, and Old Spice. They was so fuckin masc and horny I popped a boner while the wop was wreckin my pussy. My tiny, inferrio, f@ggy cocklet stood to attention, dwarfed by all the hot, str8 blue collar cocks popping hard around me. The polack was jerking off watchin the wop do me, screaming insults, foaming at the mouth. His pecs was huge, like millstones; he had a chode, thicker than fag's wrist; his delts was fabulous, and he took of his shirt on account of him sweatin and beatin hisself off.

"Here's your Dhimmicrat victory, queer!" The polack bellowed. The wop shot his load and flooded my bowels with a hot beef injection. When he pulled out, my boitwat was a-gapin, and the polack done pissed in my gape, filling me with hot, rank piss. Then one of the deplorables - I done thunk he musta been a fenian on account of bein a redhead - kicked me in the balls. I felt my right nut rupture. My sac expanded, bruised, blue, and bloated. The mick screamed the foulest homophonic slurs I ever heard and done begun batterin my balls with his boots. I was fuckin wrecked. My cocklet was pissin precum. Then the police arrived, and dispersed the nasty deplorables. The kwaps were built, mustachioed men, but they were from the county PD, not Portland! I began to fart in terror, knowin that they be deplorables, too. They took out they nightsticks and sta

by Anonymousreply 21Last Sunday at 3:34 PM

tl;dr

by Anonymousreply 1Last Friday at 4:44 PM

[quote]Then the police arrived...

What happened NEXT OP?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 4:44 PM

OP (on the right) and his husband.

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by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 4:44 PM

R1 I've never been so humiliated and degraded by vile, str8 deplorables before. How can you be so callous.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 4:44 PM

I think we need to start forming militias to protect our gay bodies and our families.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 4:51 PM

I need str8 dick in my filth trench.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 5:03 PM

I stopped reading and awarded a 10/10 based on this:

[quote]We're both in our late 50s, but we celebrated like college kids, with my husband wheelbarrowing me around the house with his lovely thick cock buried in my mancunt. Our adopted sons were a little embarrassed, but they were happy, too, since they are adopted from Central America and feel safer that a racist is no longer in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Friday at 5:04 PM

r1 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Friday at 5:04 PM

Started to what Op ?!?! Dont leave us hanging here ! I love you ,tiny cocklet troll !

by Anonymousreply 9Last Friday at 5:26 PM

R9 needless to say the pigs subjected me to humilitia and degradatia back at the precinct. They humiliated my inferior faggot cocklet by putting their thumbs and forefingers very close together and saying that was how small my clit was. They then paraded me outside the police station with my spanks around my ankles and my puny cocklet jutting out under my jigglin belly. The passers-by (deplorable masc str8 truckers, since this was a backwoods county of Oregon) roared with laughter and lewdly jacked their dicks in my direction.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Friday at 5:35 PM

I love being a no recip bottom. Recip is gay and beta. Kissing is gay and beta. Real alpha men pump dump and leave. We need to stop imitating straight sex.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Saturday at 3:04 AM

And how are little Colton and Packer doing these days, OP?

by Anonymousreply 12Last Saturday at 4:55 AM

"Hell someone done blown out his fuckhole."

lol.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Saturday at 5:09 AM

Did you happen to get their numbers?

by Anonymousreply 14Last Saturday at 5:47 AM

Oh forgot, asking for a friend

by Anonymousreply 15Last Saturday at 5:48 AM

R12 Colton and Packer, and my youngest son, Mackenzie, is doin good thanks.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Saturday at 7:30 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 17Last Sunday at 2:45 PM

Portland fat OCDer Troll!!!

by Anonymousreply 18Last Sunday at 2:57 PM

BILL TAYLOR IS THAT YOU???!!!!

by Anonymousreply 19Last Sunday at 3:11 PM

People in Portland don't talk like that, op.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Sunday at 3:12 PM

Please tell us more about your puny cocklet!!

by Anonymousreply 21Last Sunday at 3:34 PM
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