I WANNA BLOW GARRETT HAAKE

I'll let you have Garrett if I can have Gadi Schwartz

I’m a fan. He does a good job and I like his last name. It’s kind of cool.

I like a guy who has three double letters in his names. He needs umlauts, though.

Garrett is one of my favorite llamas.

I wanna blow Mrs Garrett!

He is a scholar and a gentleman and hung.

He deserves a place at the table on Morning joe darn it..

Your mother raised a whore. A strange whore, but a whore nonetheless.

???? bitch u on acid again??? ^^^

Such a handsome lad, hope to bump into him and give him a big hug.....he does belong on his own show, tho that may be a big hassle who knows.

Joe seems to like him, they banter alot on that morning show, they prob go drinkin and skirt chasin together....2 hung bros

He looks like he was maybe a water polo player in college.

Can you imagine him in a skimpy Speedo ?? 😛

He has real potential - does a good job when he fills-in hosting. I agree he should have his own show.

He looks different, both face and body, in all 10 photos that show up on my Google image search. Stupefying!

They seem to be using him more. He is delicious!

"He has real potential - does a good job when he fills-in hosting. I agree he should have his own show."

Sorry, wrong gender and color.

Back off, bitches. I've already called the caterer.

Which begs the question…WHY?

So do I!! I want Garrett in his chair in his office while I slobber & suck his thick throbbing penis;shoots his Babies down my whore throat. Then he says"Okay faggot, clean me off-get the fuck outta my office". God... I really miss craigslist!!

I'm bouncing on his donkey dick as I type!

I don’t get the impression he’s hung. I used to follow him on Instagram and he was constantly posting workout videos (and no, he was not particularly in shape or showing off; it was more like “I’m such a wuss, but at least I’m trying, and having fun”—it was charming.)

Unless he is a major grower, his VPL looked disappointing through his workout shorts.

He's the kind of guy you like if you like that kind of guy....I don't.

They should give him Way Too Early

They should give him to me morning and night.

I want to lick his sweaty balls after CrossFit.

I bet he has a thick one with a full blond bush.

I love seeing him when he fills in for others. He really does a great job. He did two hours today.

Get in line, gurl. I want a three-way with Garrett Haake and Morgan Chesky. Make it a four-way and add ABC's Matt Gutman to the party. Oh shoot, I forgot about DILF Chris Cuomo over at CNN.

As his boyfriend sleeps, Vaughn Hillyard beats off thinking about getting tag-teamed by Garrett Haake, Sam Brock, Morgan Chesky and Matt Gutman.