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The Queen and Prince Philip celebrate 73rd wedding anniversary

Royal couple release image showing them reading a card made by great-grandchildren.

Happy anniversary!

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 11021 hours ago

When will that parasite die?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 1Last Thursday at 2:15 PM

Let's hope they don't see a 74th anniversary.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 2Last Thursday at 2:17 PM

Prince Philip will be 100 next June like his mother in law was before him.

The Queen will be 95 next April.

It shows that if you manage not to get killed in a car crash, the royal life tends towards longevity.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 3Last Thursday at 2:17 PM

"In a symbolic reference to their long union, the Queen wore a chrysanthemum brooch, made from sapphires and diamonds set in platinum. " There is no end to the jewelry...

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 4Last Thursday at 2:18 PM

Prince Charles has insane genes for longevity with those two in his family. Probably live to be 105.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 5Last Thursday at 2:19 PM

Must they?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 6Last Thursday at 2:19 PM

Then they settled in to watch an episode of that delicious sitcom "The Crown".

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 7Last Thursday at 2:22 PM

I thought reptilians lived exceptionally long lives, or am I thinking of something else?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 8Last Thursday at 2:26 PM

How often do they fuck? Does she still make a mess of the linens?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 9Last Thursday at 2:27 PM

[quote] image showing them reading a card made by great-grandchildren

Archewell not included I assume.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 10Last Thursday at 2:28 PM

R5

He will probably outlive Camilla. At which point, Ivanka will divorce Jared and make a play for Charles.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 11Last Thursday at 2:30 PM

These living corpses need to die already. We need the drama of Operation London Bridge.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 12Last Thursday at 2:32 PM

Short term monogamy is bad enough...I can’t imagine the monotony of 73 years with the same person.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 13Last Thursday at 2:34 PM

[quote] Ivanka will divorce Jared

Ummm, no. When this shit show is over Jared will leave Ivanka for another man and live his best life before becoming cage meat.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 14Last Thursday at 2:35 PM

[quote] Short term monogamy is bad enough...I can’t imagine the monotony of 73 years with the same person.

Phil had lots of gfs.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 15Last Thursday at 2:35 PM

I don't care if they're the Queen and the D of E, the couple across the street, a twosome riding my bus, or somebody at the next table in a restaurant -- 73 years of marriage is fucking fantastic.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 16Last Thursday at 2:37 PM

They don't smoke, do they? The Queen never did. That's a major part of their secret.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 17Last Thursday at 2:37 PM

The Queen enjoyed admiration from Lord Porchester.

Although technically faithful to Philip, she did enjoy long rides in the saddle with Porchie, their nether regions grinding back and forth as their mares cantered in the breeze.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 18Last Thursday at 2:38 PM

[quote] They don't smoke, do they? The Queen never did. That's a major part of their secret.

The Queen and the Queen Mother never did but their royal warrants were all over the cigarette packs when I was a child so I thought it was ok to smoke despite my father telling me that those two got the cigarettes in for guests, not for their own consumption. Players had a royal warrant, so did Dunhill and Benson and Hedges. Phil smoked in the 40s but I don't recall any suppliers with a royal warrant of his. I know this because we had cigarettes in the house for my, very pleasant, stepmother.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 19Last Thursday at 2:49 PM

I had the interesting experience of working as assistant to one of the editors (yes, there are more than one) of the recent HQ release "Finding Freedom". I thought you guys - especially the Crown sympathizers, like r10 - might like to know that while the British Royal Family does occasionally come across rather poorly in the book, there were also definitely bits that, while verified to be true by numerous sources, were in the end kept from the finished draft. This was done mostly at the behest of one of our senior editors, who in addition to being quite old is also conservative.

For instance, it was left out that one of the main reasons Prince Harry and Meghan Markle left the U.K. is the noxious stench that fires from QEII's practically decomposing cunt. There is absolutely no way to remove it (the smell) from any room she's entered. This is one reason Miss Markle wanted to use air fresheners in St. George's Chapel at Windsor the day of her wedding. The Prince had warned Markle what it was like to live with this fetid, all-pervading stink but she had no idea it could be so bad. Ultimately, she felt it was best to raise her child away from the toxic reek, which court doctors still do not understand.

Anyway, ask me any questions if you like. My contract with the publisher's up.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 20Last Thursday at 2:51 PM

I have now blocked the previous poster, so tiresome.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 21Last Thursday at 2:54 PM
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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 22Last Thursday at 3:10 PM

[quote] Short term monogamy is bad enough...I can’t imagine the monotony of 73 years with the same person.

Neither can they.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 23Last Thursday at 3:11 PM

[quote]R21 I have now blocked the previous poster, so tiresome.

Who gives a shit?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 24Last Thursday at 3:11 PM

It's lovely not to be able to see the blocked and the damned eg r 22.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 25Last Thursday at 3:13 PM

Oh r 24 too: blocked and damned.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 26Last Thursday at 3:14 PM

Bye loser r 22 / r 24

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 27Last Thursday at 3:15 PM

R5 With those swollen fingers, though? We'll see...

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 28Last Thursday at 3:15 PM

This'll make a riveting scene in season 6 of The Crown.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 29Last Thursday at 3:15 PM

Both are FABULOUS!

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 30Last Thursday at 3:17 PM

R22 let's see

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 31Last Thursday at 3:19 PM

I blocked that mentally ill twat who posts the same 'all pervading stench' thing on every thread, is that who R22 is? Dumbass troll.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 32Last Thursday at 3:21 PM

Yes R29 Netflix is not going to give up on The Crown, despite their protestations to the contrary it will go on and on and on, the gift that just on keeps giving.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 33Last Thursday at 3:26 PM

I bet they brought out several cases of the good sherry to celebrate, you know those Brits got to lay it on big. Maybe she gave Phil a good snog on the old pole of his.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 34Last Thursday at 3:47 PM

Sherry ... brings back memories of my time in England. Tio Pepe with Benson and Hedges. Charming.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 35Last Thursday at 4:03 PM

They look like ghouls. What child’s blood are these two drinking to stick around so long?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 36Last Thursday at 4:17 PM

OMG! I forgot to get them something. Is it too late to send an Edible Arrangement? Candygram?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 37Last Thursday at 4:17 PM

R36 The benefits of a stress-free life.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 38Last Thursday at 4:19 PM

The Royals eat small portions of organic, exquisitely prepared food five times a day. They have the finest medical care on the planet. Their lives are free of the stressors normal people have to endure. Of course they live to be 100.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 39Last Thursday at 4:26 PM

[quote] The benefits of a stress-free life.

Have you factored in the wars, revolutions, social upheaval, loss of prestige, personal problems, family disasters and parody they have had to put up with?

One of reasons these two go on and on and on is because they pray to God.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 40Last Thursday at 4:30 PM

R40 My sides.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 41Last Thursday at 4:32 PM

[quote] Darfur Orphan

R41 is not the real McCoy: it has to be red honey.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 42Last Thursday at 4:37 PM

Lord Porchester might have been hung like a horse. His son, the current Earl and QEII’s godson, was interviewed extensively for a PBS special about Highclere Castle and he was showing so much bulge it was unseemly.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 43Last Thursday at 5:18 PM

[quote] so much bulge

socks

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 44Last Thursday at 5:21 PM
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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 45Last Thursday at 5:51 PM

R44, he was walking and you could plainly see it was his dick..

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 46Last Thursday at 5:54 PM

We're all friends now. Best wishes to Her Majesty and the Duke of Edinburgh.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 47Last Thursday at 6:04 PM

She was insatiable during the early years of their marriage. George VI finally had to demand an audience and instruct him that he stop telling his friends in both private and public (for example, at parties) that he couldn't keep her out of his bed.

Later, when she found out about his endless infidelities. she was crushed. But in revenge she took lovers of her own. Andrew's father, Lord Porchester. No wonder he was her favorite son.

But in the end they worked through all those years together. There is love of shared experience beyond initial lust and family business arrangements. She will be devastated when he goes.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 48Last Thursday at 6:09 PM

QEII is an insatiable bottom.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 49Last Thursday at 6:11 PM

I recently read that during Andrew and Fergie's divorce (which Her Majesty had instructed), HM summoned Fergie for a private audience and demanded to know what Fergie expected to gain.

"Your friendship, Ma'am."

No wonder HM is still obviously fond of the little toe sucking tramp.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 50Last Thursday at 6:15 PM

Only the good die young, no words could be more aptly applied than to Princess Diana and that shriveled up monster!

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 51Last Thursday at 6:17 PM

Camilla is a smoker. At least she was until fairly recently. Charles and CAmilla were heavy drinkers too. Something must have put a scare into them because about 2-3 years ago they suddenly embarked on this quest to improve their eating habits and exercise.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 52Last Thursday at 6:25 PM

R45 I love the "HE'S 99!" and "SHE'S 94!", as if we can't tell (specially with Philip).

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 53Last Thursday at 6:30 PM

Oh, crap. Next year we're going to have to put out for a big 'do for his birthday. They're not the type to have it in a pub with just a few sausage rolls. I bet it will be a week long extravaganza.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 54Last Thursday at 7:33 PM

Does Phillip use mulatto or the n word when referring to that "one" great grandchild?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 55Last Thursday at 7:39 PM

"Did the little darkie sign our card?"

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 56Last Thursday at 7:44 PM

[quote]Does Phillip use mulatto or the n word when referring to that "one" great grandchild?

No, just picaninny.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 57Last Thursday at 7:49 PM

r57, seriously? that's unacceptable.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 58Last Thursday at 8:03 PM

Well, that’s the kind of language the Blackamoor Brigade in Windsor Castle and Kensington Palace use.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 59Last Thursday at 8:19 PM

In this day and age? hard to believe. I seriously hope that's not the case. No wonder Meghan & Harry split from the family.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 60Last Thursday at 8:22 PM

He wouldn't use the N word. He refers to Archie the same way many do, as the little R-word.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 61Last Thursday at 8:28 PM

Royal, R61?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 62Last Thursday at 8:41 PM

Philip does not refer to Archie by any of those names.

"That bitch's spawn," perhaps, but not those ugly racist names. He's not thrilled with Harry these days either so it might be "That bitch's spawn with my idiot grandson."

Here's Phil's longtime mistress, Lady Penny Something or other. She's also a great friend of the Queen's and stays at Wood Farm with Philip most of the time.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 63Last Thursday at 9:17 PM

[quote] stays at Wood Farm with Philip most of the time

Probably mostly emotional at this point. I doubt there's enough Viagra in England for Phil to be able to get it up anymore.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 64Last Thursday at 9:27 PM

“Lady Penny something” was Lady Romsey and on the death of her mother-in-law, the Countess Mountbatten of Burma, became the current Countess, although separated from her husband, Norton Knatchbull, Earl Mountbatten of Burma.

Interestingly her husband is first cousin once removed of the Duke of Edinburgh, who was first cousin of her late mother-in-law.

Also interestingly, her father-in-law, the first Earl Mountbatten of Burma, was a cousin of the Queen’s father, George V.

So if Philip’s shagging Penny then at least they’re keeping it in the family!

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 65Last Thursday at 11:26 PM

I'm going to be a graphic designer! Just look at the card I made for Daddy's gran and the Spectre of Death who lives with her!

Really, Charlotte, you want to wear that?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 66Last Thursday at 11:45 PM

With all the hunting, boozing, cousin fucking, God bothering and stupid hats, they are like the worst Alabama Rednecks.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 67Last Thursday at 11:56 PM

I do like the slipcover on that sofa.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 68Last Friday at 4:47 AM

I always love these "just like us" photos. The Queen sitting in her lounge on her sofa she bought at John Lewis. And how amazing at their advanced ages, that neither one of them needs reading glasses! Then they'll have a cuppa of PG Tips and a chocolate biscuit.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 69Last Friday at 5:08 AM

R67

Good point, because most southerners are descended from the Brits. Take a look at their last names.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 70Last Friday at 5:12 AM

Phillip taking his long-time mentor's former daughter-in-law as a mistress is SO typical of those people.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 71Last Friday at 5:13 AM

He looks...reanimated.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 72Last Friday at 5:21 AM

There were rumors a few years ago that Camilla had cancer. Too bad they appear to not have been true.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 73Last Friday at 6:10 AM

Does she wipe from front to back or from back to front?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 74Last Friday at 6:39 AM

[quote]Does she wipe from front to back or from back to front?

Side to side, if you must know.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 75Last Friday at 6:50 AM

Side to side!

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 76Last Friday at 6:51 AM

Side to side! So was an Asian girl.

Meanwhile,,

[quote] Good point, because most southerners are descended from the Brits. Take a look at their last names.

No, not just Brits. English but also Welsh, Irish and Scots.

I was born North Carolina white trash and have all of the above on my father's side, plus German and Pennsylvania Dutch on my mother's.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 77Last Friday at 5:50 PM

R77

Well of course. When I said Brits, I meant ALL the countries that comprise the UK!

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 78Last Saturday at 6:30 PM

They have pre-embalmed with sherry but only good sherry. They're only trotting her out on national holidays and sticking a stick up her butt, then someone moves her mouth. It's quite an feat.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 79Last Saturday at 7:59 PM

R78 WE'RE NOT BRITISH.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 80Last Saturday at 8:44 PM

[QUOTE] Meg and her paid supporters

The paranoid schizo from Celebitchy is here again with her anger management issues. She is so puffed up with her own self importance that she thinks people who disagree with her posts must be paid trolls.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 81Last Sunday at 12:13 AM

Muriel paywalled the Harry Lays A Wreath thread just when one of the resident racists was bragging that it had been allowed to go past 500 posts because Muriel approved.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 82Last Sunday at 12:15 AM

Since everything is being paywalled, I'll leave this video here.

Will and Kate talking to new fathers.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 83Last Sunday at 4:05 AM

The Harkles struck a Frogmore deal with Eugenie and Jack without telling the Royals.

If this story is true, the Harkles have one hell of a nerve.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 84Last Sunday at 4:10 AM

R67 I'm as firm as red clay, and as constant as... drinkin'.

And I'm constantly drinkin'.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 85Last Sunday at 4:30 AM

Princess Michael of Kent has Covid.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 86Last Sunday at 5:25 AM

Arise Sir Lewis Hamilton. The race car driver is a knight.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 87Last Sunday at 5:27 AM

[quote]R86 Princess Michael of Kent has Covid.

If enough royals send her blackamoor brooches, as they will, that will warm her heart and cause it to rebound.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 88Last Sunday at 6:33 AM

Long ago, someone on the old Gawker website referred to the UK as the 'white trash mothership,' and I've never forgotten it.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 89Last Sunday at 6:49 AM

The Cambridge dog has died. RIP Lupo.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 90Last Sunday at 7:37 AM

Images of Lupo over the years.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 91Last Sunday at 7:38 AM

[quote] Princess Michael of Kent has Covid.

Send me lots of chocolates. And write to that man who pens The Crown and tell him you want to see lots of Princess Michael of Kent in Seasons 5 and 6. I’m the only one who can keep that dreary show interesting since they cast that scowling dwarf as Liz.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 92Last Sunday at 9:33 AM

Oh no, not the Hun? Our own Princess Pushy!

That's dreadful.

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by Ten Thousand Years!reply 93Last Sunday at 12:08 PM

Charles is ugly as sin. Those tiny sunken close set eyes.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 94Last Sunday at 12:50 PM

R77 here. I forgot to add that Daddy married up.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 95Yesterday at 3:06 PM

Imagine the hot sex in the palace tonight!

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 96Yesterday at 3:09 PM

The Queen Mother lived as long as she did because she had zero stress in her life. When you live in a beautiful house, are waited on hand and foot by an army of servants and the only thing you have to do all day is press the buzzer for another gin and tonic, you'll live to be 101.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 97Yesterday at 3:12 PM

Prince Philip could really benefit from some spray tanning.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 98Yesterday at 3:19 PM

I wonder if they still, you know.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 99Yesterday at 3:22 PM

R97, you seem to know nothing about The Queen Mum's life.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 100Yesterday at 3:25 PM

r100 the Queen Mother had a very leisurely life, for most of it.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 101Yesterday at 3:27 PM

Who wipes the Queen's ass? A lady in waiting or some other kind of servant?

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 102Yesterday at 3:28 PM

^Bidet.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 103Yesterday at 3:28 PM

Prince Philip is a notorious racist, there are plenty of examples of the things he's said publicly online, so it wouldn't surprise me what he's said in private about even his own great-grandson, especially as I'm sure he must be pretty much gaga by now. That time a few years back when he nearly killed that woman in a car accident and then losing all his royal duties seems to point in that direction.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 104Yesterday at 3:31 PM

Philip is a hideous beast of a creature.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 105Yesterday at 3:34 PM

Philip is from my grandparents' generation, he's pretty typical of it.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 106Yesterday at 3:51 PM

The fact that the queen would stay married to someone who’s openly racist speaks volumes.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 107a day ago

Everyone is racist. Just because you self censor does not make u less racist.

Camilla looks so much old. Why did charles marry her? Why is Edward still married to his hag. Why is Andrew hanging out with fergie?????.. harry????

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 108a day ago

No they're not, Robin DiAngelo at R108.

by Ten Thousand Years!reply 109a day ago

Camilla has always looked old and haggy, even as a young woman. She was only in her 30s in the photo on the left.

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