Tasteful Friends, A RHONJ Has a Fever Dream about Santa’s Workshop

The house is one abomination after another but I'd love to spend a summer with that pool.

How do people not live with rugs? They had enough money for 50 sets of golf clubs but not one rug?

That’s a fucking nightmare! One of the worst I’ve seen. Are they really trying to sell that, without clearing out the truck load of artificial plants and flowers.

I need eye bleach; almost every photo was horrendous. Those bathrooms assault the senses. The pool itself is nice, but the surrounding landscaping/decor is hideous.

The blandness of the sauna is a necessity in that place if only to escape the sheer abominations, room to room.

Is that Jacqueline and Chris M?

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That place is a guido nightmare!!!!!!

Every single room is OFF.

I like the windows/window shapes an the bedrooms have some redeeming qualities.

But overall it is a tacky, dated, over the top nightmare. Melissa and Joe. tsk tsk tsk!

It’s not Melissa and Joe.

Tastefully staged,

I will ask this here, too: are those coffins in slide 49? They have everything else...

I have never seen anything like this. Every room has a new surprise. All the textures made of luxury and ersatz materials create pet vomit and wet an dry pet food textures.

what is that sink made of? mussel shells?

its wrong on so many levels.

The person who decorated this had a job? A full-time job? Because I see a Frau who spent many thousands a month over many years at home deco, craft, and Christmas shops. The staff required to dust and wash all the many 1000s of square miles of plastic petal and leaf surfaces boggles. It would rival a great English country estate to keep this house shiny.

There are some lamps our Ugly Lamp Troll might like.

The workout room is trans!

OP, the pink toilet pales in comparison to the teal one on its little platform.