Attending a Bon Jovi, Van Halen or some other crap rock band concert in the mid to late 80s.
Things or places deplorables were doing in the past.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 27, 2020 9:23 PM |
Getting fingered at a church lock in
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 19, 2020 1:46 AM |
Tea Party protests, 2009-2016.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2020 1:46 AM |
Wearing out their VHS tapes of Rambo
They are always pasting Trump's face on Rambo's body!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2020 1:49 AM |
Standin' on their mama's porch.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 19, 2020 1:50 AM |
Tuning and modding used Camaros and Trans Ams into bigger pieces of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2020 3:01 AM |
Follies!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 19, 2020 3:03 AM |
Telling university-educated multilingual immigrants to "learn something about their adopted country"
This was of course at least a dozen years before US high school civics classes were branded as elitist
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 19, 2020 3:07 AM |
Singing off-key versions of “Black Velvet” on karaoke night.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 19, 2020 3:08 AM |
Watching their sisters in the shower.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 19, 2020 3:10 AM |
Driving around Texas during the 1973 oil crisis in huge cars adorned with the bumper sticker, “Drive 70, Freeze a Yankee.”
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 19, 2020 3:10 AM |
Drowning out the floor exercise music of international gymnasts at the Atlanta Games with USA, USA cheers.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2020 3:11 AM |
Buying sweet truck benches for the backs of their el caminos.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 19, 2020 3:13 AM |
Painting flames on their velvet upholstered panel van.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 19, 2020 3:14 AM |
Doctor-shopping
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 19, 2020 3:15 AM |
Standing on line for government cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 19, 2020 3:17 AM |
Bobbing their heads and unchanged hairstyles to the melody of Jack & Diane at their High School 30th reunion.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 19, 2020 3:18 AM |
Cruising highway rest stops.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 19, 2020 3:19 AM |
Looking for ham radio components at radio shack.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 19, 2020 3:20 AM |
Jizzing over the blue light special at Kmart.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 19, 2020 3:23 AM |
Saving up for craftsmans toolset from Sears.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 19, 2020 3:23 AM |
OP I am a bleeding heart liberal but I did enjoy some cheesy hair bands back in my teen years
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 19, 2020 3:26 AM |
Making lame Chuck Norris jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 19, 2020 3:26 AM |
Suing over $3 pizza slices. Running a failing pizza business with terrible hair and wardrobe.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 19, 2020 3:27 AM |
Getting hush-hush abortions.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 19, 2020 3:28 AM |
Watching 7th Heaven on the WB.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 19, 2020 3:29 AM |
Date raping sorority chicks
Getting kicked out of all-you-can-eat buffets
Shooting at beer cans and bunny rabbits
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 19, 2020 3:31 AM |
Voting for Pat Buchanan for President
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 19, 2020 3:37 AM |
Clogging toilets.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 19, 2020 3:40 AM |
Doing your mom.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 19, 2020 3:43 AM |
Putting “D.A.R.E.” stickers on their cars to try and avoid getting tickets.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 19, 2020 3:46 AM |
Owning German shepherds or dobermans.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 19, 2020 3:48 AM |
Wishing for somebody like trump would come along.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 19, 2020 3:49 AM |
Lining the beds of pickup trucks with Astroturf
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 19, 2020 3:49 AM |
Standing up when Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud to Be an American" is played.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 19, 2020 3:51 AM |
Requesting "Butterfly Kisses" on adult contemporary radio.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 19, 2020 3:51 AM |
Doing your dad.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 19, 2020 3:52 AM |
Working with wood in the driveway in front of the house, building something that will last for 75 years but is hideously ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 19, 2020 3:52 AM |
Driving their pickups on the highway with their 5 kids riding in the truck bed.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 19, 2020 3:53 AM |
R40, 4 kids. The fifth one flew out at the stop sign.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 19, 2020 3:54 AM |
Getting so drunk that they piss the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 19, 2020 3:54 AM |
Making tater-tot casserole
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 19, 2020 3:56 AM |
Living in drab midwestern towns and losing their jobs at auto plants.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 19, 2020 3:57 AM |
Starting greasefires while trying to deep-fry a whole turkey.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 19, 2020 3:57 AM |
Eating Dinty Moore beef stew.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 19, 2020 4:00 AM |
Branson, MO.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 19, 2020 4:08 AM |
Stealing cable.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 19, 2020 4:09 AM |
Protesting the Vietnam war
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 19, 2020 4:14 AM |
Sweatin to the Oldies.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 19, 2020 4:16 AM |
Posting about Trump yard signs in Pennsylvania.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 19, 2020 4:18 AM |
Fucking a cousin
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 19, 2020 4:18 AM |
Drinking milk with dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 19, 2020 4:21 AM |
Wearing blackface
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 19, 2020 4:23 AM |
Living in sundown towns.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 19, 2020 4:25 AM |
Dying in coal mines or other occupational accidents.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 19, 2020 4:32 AM |
Racing four wheelers (because motorcycles are too tough).
The obvious: attending youth night at the Baptist church.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 19, 2020 4:33 AM |
Line dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 19, 2020 4:52 AM |
Bulldozing disco records.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 19, 2020 4:56 AM |
Singing “Bomb Iran” to the tune of “Barbara Ann.”
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 19, 2020 5:05 AM |
Getting mullet haircuts.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 19, 2020 6:46 AM |
Drowning in corn silos
Watching Dukes of Hazzard and Hee-Haw
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 19, 2020 6:50 AM |
Being fans of Stone Cold Steve Austin on WWE.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 19, 2020 6:59 AM |
Losing limbs to farm equipment.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 19, 2020 1:16 PM |
Torturing small animals.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 19, 2020 4:43 PM |
Barely maintaining a D average and complaining that school sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 19, 2020 4:44 PM |
Claiming that god made AIDS to punish gays.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 19, 2020 4:49 PM |
"Supporting our Troops"
"Supporting our Police"
Loathing gays, blacks and women.
Reacting with fanatical patriotism at the sound of Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American."
Watching, and appearing on, "Jerry Springer."
Forcing girls and women to bear their rapists' children.
Covering up abuse of all kinds at every chance.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 19, 2020 5:18 PM |
Listening to country music and watching NASCAR. Not much has changed.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 19, 2020 5:22 PM |
Kicking kids with aids out of school.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 19, 2020 6:56 PM |
Voting democratic.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 19, 2020 8:01 PM |
Actually walking.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 19, 2020 9:11 PM |
Owning slaves
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 19, 2020 9:44 PM |
Fishing.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 19, 2020 9:47 PM |
Secretly visiting the local glory hole.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 19, 2020 9:56 PM |
Complaining about practically every TV show and movie since 1970 except, of course, for the most basic and stupid ones
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 19, 2020 9:56 PM |
Trying in vain to wash the stains out of their underpants that could’ve been prevented by learning proper wiping technique
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 19, 2020 10:09 PM |
Wiping back to front.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 19, 2020 10:57 PM |
Bought into the Greed is Good Reaganomics.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 19, 2020 10:58 PM |
Smoking meth out of a motel room lightbulb
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 19, 2020 10:58 PM |
date raping chics at college keglers
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 19, 2020 11:01 PM |
Giving half their paycheck to some grifter “Prosperity Gospel” evangelist.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 19, 2020 11:03 PM |
Throwing their newborns in the dumpster at the high school prom.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 19, 2020 11:04 PM |
Using Mountain Dew as a cocktail mixer
Putting Mountain Dew in your toddler's bottle instead of milk or formula
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 19, 2020 11:04 PM |
Teasing their mall bangs and spraying them with Aussie Freeze until crispy
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 19, 2020 11:05 PM |
[quote]Requesting "Butterfly Kisses" on adult contemporary radio.
And "Dear Mr. Jesus"
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 19, 2020 11:06 PM |
Thinking of themselves as pro-life as they neglect and abuse their children with so much depravity that it makes the evening news.
Still having mullets.
Shooting themselves in the thigh while drunk in a duck blind
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 19, 2020 11:10 PM |
R91, those people look too happy to truly be deplorables.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 19, 2020 11:14 PM |
Reading HUSTLER magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 20, 2020 12:26 AM |
Smoking meth in their double-wide trailer with their 15 year step-son
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 20, 2020 12:39 AM |
Getting pink slips from their obsolete jobs and doing nothing to further themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 20, 2020 12:51 AM |
Parking cars on their front lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 20, 2020 3:05 AM |
Saying "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke!" when the waiter at the Chinese restaurant walks away.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 20, 2020 3:59 AM |
Listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 20, 2020 4:00 AM |
[quote] Saying "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke!" when the waiter at the Chinese restaurant walks away.
Then you get extra [bold]dump[/bold]ling with [bold]pu-pu[/bold] platter!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 20, 2020 4:12 AM |
Going to see Gallagher.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 20, 2020 4:45 AM |
[quote] Claiming that god made AIDS to punish gays.
That explains Danny Pintauro.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 22, 2020 3:16 AM |
Playing Hootie & The Blowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You" on an endless CD loop.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 22, 2020 3:21 AM |
[quote]Owning German shepherds
Fuck that shit. We had German shepherds all my life. Not deplorables.
This year, a deplorable spent much of the summer Bump Bitching threads from 2015.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 22, 2020 3:21 AM |
Truly believing Forrest Gump was the best film of 1994.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 22, 2020 3:24 AM |
Burning crosses
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 22, 2020 3:28 AM |
R104 = Quentin Tarantino
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 22, 2020 3:29 AM |
Still wearing baggy jeans and thinking Kanye West is cool in 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 22, 2020 3:31 AM |
Jesus is a friend of mine (Jesus is my friend)
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 22, 2020 3:32 AM |
Sobbing for two hours during Mel Gibson's torture-porn "Passion of the Christ."
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 22, 2020 3:33 AM |
Listening to Andrew Dice Clay.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 22, 2020 3:40 AM |
Flicking the bean to Kirk Cameron
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 22, 2020 3:43 AM |
Pretending to be morally outraged by a cum-stain on a fat woman's blue dress.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 22, 2020 3:44 AM |
Listening to Def Leppard.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 22, 2020 3:56 AM |
Listening to Eminem
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 22, 2020 3:58 AM |
Voting for Dubya.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 22, 2020 4:13 AM |
Calling Cosby one of the good negros when he was calling out black men.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 22, 2020 5:17 AM |
Watching Porkies.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 22, 2020 5:18 AM |
Sending the kids to the store with a book of food stamps for some cottage cheese and mountain Dew. Use the change to pick up a tv guide.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 22, 2020 5:21 AM |
Losing their virginity in the back of a pick-up truck that had either a gun rack or a Confederate flag on it.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 22, 2020 5:48 AM |
Filling Nickelback concerts to capacity.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 22, 2020 6:02 AM |
Eating fried chicken and watermelon
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 22, 2020 6:03 AM |
Watching JAG and Walker, Texas Ranger.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 22, 2020 6:13 AM |
Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon unironically
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 22, 2020 6:15 AM |
Watching Hulk Hogan wrestle, riding dirt bikes, watching monster truck race, not believing in evolution.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 22, 2020 6:18 AM |
Buying the shitty albums of KoЯn.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 22, 2020 6:19 AM |
Being thrown through the windows of roadhouses, if 1970s TV was anything to go by.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 22, 2020 6:34 AM |
Using their vacation time for Disneyworld.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 22, 2020 9:36 AM |
Trolling DL with endless requests for sizemeat verificatia.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 23, 2020 1:48 AM |
Demonizing Jane Fonda
... only to vote 40 years later (twice) for a draft-dodger who has cozied up to a Communist dictator.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 23, 2020 1:51 AM |
Having crewcuts and gay-bashing men with long hair.
Then, 40 years later: having unkempt long hair and gay-bashing men who are neatly groomed.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 27, 2020 9:09 PM |
Cocaine.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 27, 2020 9:23 PM |