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Things or places deplorables were doing in the past.

Attending a Bon Jovi, Van Halen or some other crap rock band concert in the mid to late 80s.

by Anonymousreply 129Last Sunday at 4:51 PM

Getting fingered at a church lock in

by Anonymousreply 111/18/2020

Tea Party protests, 2009-2016.

by Anonymousreply 211/18/2020

Wearing out their VHS tapes of Rambo

They are always pasting Trump's face on Rambo's body!

by Anonymousreply 311/18/2020

Standin' on their mama's porch.

by Anonymousreply 411/18/2020

Tuning and modding used Camaros and Trans Ams into bigger pieces of shit.

by Anonymousreply 511/18/2020

Follies!

by Anonymousreply 611/18/2020

Telling university-educated multilingual immigrants to "learn something about their adopted country"

This was of course at least a dozen years before US high school civics classes were branded as elitist

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by Anonymousreply 711/18/2020

Singing off-key versions of “Black Velvet” on karaoke night.

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by Anonymousreply 811/18/2020

Watching their sisters in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 911/18/2020

Driving around Texas during the 1973 oil crisis in huge cars adorned with the bumper sticker, “Drive 70, Freeze a Yankee.”

by Anonymousreply 1011/18/2020

Drowning out the floor exercise music of international gymnasts at the Atlanta Games with USA, USA cheers.

by Anonymousreply 1111/18/2020

Buying sweet truck benches for the backs of their el caminos.

by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2020

Winning beauty pageants

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by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2020

Painting flames on their velvet upholstered panel van.

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2020

Doctor-shopping

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2020

Standing on line for government cheese.

by Anonymousreply 1611/18/2020

Bobbing their heads and unchanged hairstyles to the melody of Jack & Diane at their High School 30th reunion.

by Anonymousreply 1711/18/2020

Cruising highway rest stops.

by Anonymousreply 1811/18/2020

Looking for ham radio components at radio shack.

by Anonymousreply 1911/18/2020

Jizzing over the blue light special at Kmart.

by Anonymousreply 2011/18/2020

Saving up for craftsmans toolset from Sears.

by Anonymousreply 2111/18/2020

Eating freedom fries

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by Anonymousreply 2211/18/2020

OP I am a bleeding heart liberal but I did enjoy some cheesy hair bands back in my teen years

by Anonymousreply 2311/18/2020

Making lame Chuck Norris jokes.

by Anonymousreply 2411/18/2020

Suing over $3 pizza slices. Running a failing pizza business with terrible hair and wardrobe.

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by Anonymousreply 2511/18/2020

Getting hush-hush abortions.

by Anonymousreply 2611/18/2020

Watching 7th Heaven on the WB.

by Anonymousreply 2711/18/2020

Date raping sorority chicks

Getting kicked out of all-you-can-eat buffets

Shooting at beer cans and bunny rabbits

by Anonymousreply 2811/18/2020

Voting for Pat Buchanan for President

by Anonymousreply 2911/18/2020

Clogging toilets.

by Anonymousreply 3011/18/2020

Doing your mom.

by Anonymousreply 3111/18/2020

Putting “D.A.R.E.” stickers on their cars to try and avoid getting tickets.

by Anonymousreply 3211/18/2020

Owning German shepherds or dobermans.

by Anonymousreply 3311/18/2020

Wishing for somebody like trump would come along.

by Anonymousreply 3411/18/2020

Lining the beds of pickup trucks with Astroturf

by Anonymousreply 3511/18/2020

Standing up when Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud to Be an American" is played.

by Anonymousreply 3611/18/2020

Requesting "Butterfly Kisses" on adult contemporary radio.

by Anonymousreply 3711/18/2020

Doing your dad.

by Anonymousreply 3811/18/2020

Working with wood in the driveway in front of the house, building something that will last for 75 years but is hideously ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3911/18/2020

Driving their pickups on the highway with their 5 kids riding in the truck bed.

by Anonymousreply 4011/18/2020

R40, 4 kids. The fifth one flew out at the stop sign.

by Anonymousreply 4111/18/2020

Getting so drunk that they piss the bed.

by Anonymousreply 4211/18/2020

Bustin' some far-works

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by Anonymousreply 4311/18/2020

Making tater-tot casserole

by Anonymousreply 4411/18/2020

Living in drab midwestern towns and losing their jobs at auto plants.

by Anonymousreply 4511/18/2020

Starting greasefires while trying to deep-fry a whole turkey.

by Anonymousreply 4611/18/2020

Eating Dinty Moore beef stew.

by Anonymousreply 4711/18/2020

Branson, MO.

by Anonymousreply 4811/18/2020

Stealing cable.

by Anonymousreply 4911/18/2020

Protesting the Vietnam war

by Anonymousreply 5011/18/2020

Sweatin to the Oldies.

by Anonymousreply 5111/18/2020

Posting about Trump yard signs in Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 5211/18/2020

Fucking a cousin

by Anonymousreply 5311/18/2020

Drinking milk with dinner.

by Anonymousreply 5411/18/2020

Wearing blackface

by Anonymousreply 5511/18/2020

Living in sundown towns.

by Anonymousreply 5611/18/2020

Dying in coal mines or other occupational accidents.

by Anonymousreply 5711/18/2020

Racing four wheelers (because motorcycles are too tough).

The obvious: attending youth night at the Baptist church.

by Anonymousreply 5811/18/2020

This

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by Anonymousreply 5911/18/2020

Line dancing.

by Anonymousreply 6011/18/2020

Bulldozing disco records.

by Anonymousreply 6111/18/2020

Singing “Bomb Iran” to the tune of “Barbara Ann.”

by Anonymousreply 6211/18/2020

Getting mullet haircuts.

by Anonymousreply 6311/18/2020

Drowning in corn silos

Watching Dukes of Hazzard and Hee-Haw

by Anonymousreply 6411/18/2020

Being fans of Stone Cold Steve Austin on WWE.

by Anonymousreply 6511/18/2020

Losing limbs to farm equipment.

by Anonymousreply 6611/19/2020

Torturing small animals.

by Anonymousreply 6711/19/2020

Barely maintaining a D average and complaining that school sucks.

by Anonymousreply 6811/19/2020

Claiming that god made AIDS to punish gays.

by Anonymousreply 6911/19/2020

"Supporting our Troops"

"Supporting our Police"

Loathing gays, blacks and women.

Reacting with fanatical patriotism at the sound of Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American."

Watching, and appearing on, "Jerry Springer."

Forcing girls and women to bear their rapists' children.

Covering up abuse of all kinds at every chance.

by Anonymousreply 7011/19/2020

Listening to country music and watching NASCAR. Not much has changed.

by Anonymousreply 7111/19/2020

Kicking kids with aids out of school.

by Anonymousreply 7211/19/2020

Voting democratic.

by Anonymousreply 7311/19/2020

Actually walking.

by Anonymousreply 7411/19/2020

Keeping the negros out of town.

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by Anonymousreply 7511/19/2020

Owning slaves

by Anonymousreply 7611/19/2020

Fishing.

by Anonymousreply 7711/19/2020

Secretly visiting the local glory hole.

by Anonymousreply 7811/19/2020

Complaining about practically every TV show and movie since 1970 except, of course, for the most basic and stupid ones

by Anonymousreply 7911/19/2020

Trying in vain to wash the stains out of their underpants that could’ve been prevented by learning proper wiping technique

by Anonymousreply 8011/19/2020

Wiping back to front.

by Anonymousreply 8111/19/2020

Bought into the Greed is Good Reaganomics.

by Anonymousreply 8211/19/2020

Smoking meth out of a motel room lightbulb

by Anonymousreply 8311/19/2020

date raping chics at college keglers

by Anonymousreply 8411/19/2020

Giving half their paycheck to some grifter “Prosperity Gospel” evangelist.

by Anonymousreply 8511/19/2020

Throwing their newborns in the dumpster at the high school prom.

by Anonymousreply 8611/19/2020

Using Mountain Dew as a cocktail mixer

Putting Mountain Dew in your toddler's bottle instead of milk or formula

by Anonymousreply 8711/19/2020

Teasing their mall bangs and spraying them with Aussie Freeze until crispy

by Anonymousreply 8811/19/2020

[quote]Requesting "Butterfly Kisses" on adult contemporary radio.

And "Dear Mr. Jesus"

by Anonymousreply 8911/19/2020

Thinking of themselves as pro-life as they neglect and abuse their children with so much depravity that it makes the evening news.

Still having mullets.

Shooting themselves in the thigh while drunk in a duck blind

by Anonymousreply 9011/19/2020

Clapping and Tapping to Paloma Blanca

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by Anonymousreply 9111/19/2020

R91, those people look too happy to truly be deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 9211/19/2020

Reading HUSTLER magazine.

by Anonymousreply 9311/19/2020

Smoking meth in their double-wide trailer with their 15 year step-son

by Anonymousreply 9411/19/2020

Getting pink slips from their obsolete jobs and doing nothing to further themselves.

by Anonymousreply 9511/19/2020

Parking cars on their front lawn.

by Anonymousreply 9611/19/2020

Saying "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke!" when the waiter at the Chinese restaurant walks away.

by Anonymousreply 9711/19/2020

Listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio.

by Anonymousreply 9811/19/2020

[quote] Saying "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke!" when the waiter at the Chinese restaurant walks away.

Then you get extra [bold]dump[/bold]ling with [bold]pu-pu[/bold] platter!

by Anonymousreply 9911/19/2020

Going to see Gallagher.

by Anonymousreply 10011/19/2020

[quote] Claiming that god made AIDS to punish gays.

That explains Danny Pintauro.

by Anonymousreply 101Last Saturday at 6:16 PM

Playing Hootie & The Blowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You" on an endless CD loop.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Saturday at 6:21 PM

[quote]Owning German shepherds

Fuck that shit. We had German shepherds all my life. Not deplorables.

This year, a deplorable spent much of the summer Bump Bitching threads from 2015.

by Anonymousreply 103Last Saturday at 6:21 PM

Truly believing Forrest Gump was the best film of 1994.

by Anonymousreply 104Last Saturday at 6:24 PM

Burning crosses

by Anonymousreply 105Last Saturday at 6:28 PM

R104 = Quentin Tarantino

by Anonymousreply 106Last Saturday at 6:29 PM

Still wearing baggy jeans and thinking Kanye West is cool in 2020.

by Anonymousreply 107Last Saturday at 6:31 PM

Jesus is a friend of mine (Jesus is my friend)

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by Anonymousreply 108Last Saturday at 6:32 PM

Sobbing for two hours during Mel Gibson's torture-porn "Passion of the Christ."

by Anonymousreply 109Last Saturday at 6:33 PM

Listening to Andrew Dice Clay.

by Anonymousreply 110Last Saturday at 6:40 PM

Flicking the bean to Kirk Cameron

by Anonymousreply 111Last Saturday at 6:43 PM

Pretending to be morally outraged by a cum-stain on a fat woman's blue dress.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Saturday at 6:44 PM

Listening to Def Leppard.

by Anonymousreply 113Last Saturday at 6:56 PM

Listening to Eminem

by Anonymousreply 114Last Saturday at 6:58 PM

Voting for Dubya.

by Anonymousreply 115Last Saturday at 7:13 PM

Calling Cosby one of the good negros when he was calling out black men.

by Anonymousreply 116Last Saturday at 8:17 PM

Watching Porkies.

by Anonymousreply 117Last Saturday at 8:18 PM

Sending the kids to the store with a book of food stamps for some cottage cheese and mountain Dew. Use the change to pick up a tv guide.

by Anonymousreply 118Last Saturday at 8:21 PM

Losing their virginity in the back of a pick-up truck that had either a gun rack or a Confederate flag on it.

by Anonymousreply 119Last Saturday at 8:48 PM

Filling Nickelback concerts to capacity.

by Anonymousreply 120Last Saturday at 9:02 PM

Eating fried chicken and watermelon

by Anonymousreply 121Last Saturday at 9:03 PM

Watching JAG and Walker, Texas Ranger.

by Anonymousreply 122Last Saturday at 9:13 PM

Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon unironically

by Anonymousreply 123Last Saturday at 9:15 PM

Watching Hulk Hogan wrestle, riding dirt bikes, watching monster truck race, not believing in evolution.

by Anonymousreply 124Last Saturday at 9:18 PM

Buying the shitty albums of KoЯn.

by Anonymousreply 125Last Saturday at 9:19 PM

Being thrown through the windows of roadhouses, if 1970s TV was anything to go by.

by Anonymousreply 126Last Saturday at 9:34 PM

Using their vacation time for Disneyworld.

by Anonymousreply 127Last Sunday at 12:36 AM

Trolling DL with endless requests for sizemeat verificatia.

by Anonymousreply 128Last Sunday at 4:48 PM

Demonizing Jane Fonda

... only to vote 40 years later (twice) for a draft-dodger who has cozied up to a Communist dictator.

by Anonymousreply 129Last Sunday at 4:51 PM
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