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Things or places deplorables were doing in the past.

Attending a Bon Jovi, Van Halen or some other crap rock band concert in the mid to late 80s.

by Anonymousreply 131November 27, 2020 9:23 PM

Getting fingered at a church lock in

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2020 1:46 AM

Tea Party protests, 2009-2016.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2020 1:46 AM

Wearing out their VHS tapes of Rambo

They are always pasting Trump's face on Rambo's body!

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2020 1:49 AM

Standin' on their mama's porch.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2020 1:50 AM

Tuning and modding used Camaros and Trans Ams into bigger pieces of shit.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2020 3:01 AM

Follies!

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2020 3:03 AM

Telling university-educated multilingual immigrants to "learn something about their adopted country"

This was of course at least a dozen years before US high school civics classes were branded as elitist

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by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2020 3:07 AM

Singing off-key versions of “Black Velvet” on karaoke night.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2020 3:08 AM

Watching their sisters in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2020 3:10 AM

Driving around Texas during the 1973 oil crisis in huge cars adorned with the bumper sticker, “Drive 70, Freeze a Yankee.”

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2020 3:10 AM

Drowning out the floor exercise music of international gymnasts at the Atlanta Games with USA, USA cheers.

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2020 3:11 AM

Buying sweet truck benches for the backs of their el caminos.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2020 3:13 AM

Winning beauty pageants

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by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2020 3:14 AM

Painting flames on their velvet upholstered panel van.

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2020 3:14 AM

Doctor-shopping

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2020 3:15 AM

Standing on line for government cheese.

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2020 3:17 AM

Bobbing their heads and unchanged hairstyles to the melody of Jack & Diane at their High School 30th reunion.

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2020 3:18 AM

Cruising highway rest stops.

by Anonymousreply 18November 19, 2020 3:19 AM

Looking for ham radio components at radio shack.

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2020 3:20 AM

Jizzing over the blue light special at Kmart.

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2020 3:23 AM

Saving up for craftsmans toolset from Sears.

by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2020 3:23 AM

Eating freedom fries

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by Anonymousreply 22November 19, 2020 3:24 AM

OP I am a bleeding heart liberal but I did enjoy some cheesy hair bands back in my teen years

by Anonymousreply 23November 19, 2020 3:26 AM

Making lame Chuck Norris jokes.

by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2020 3:26 AM

Suing over $3 pizza slices. Running a failing pizza business with terrible hair and wardrobe.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 19, 2020 3:27 AM

Getting hush-hush abortions.

by Anonymousreply 26November 19, 2020 3:28 AM

Watching 7th Heaven on the WB.

by Anonymousreply 27November 19, 2020 3:29 AM

Date raping sorority chicks

Getting kicked out of all-you-can-eat buffets

Shooting at beer cans and bunny rabbits

by Anonymousreply 28November 19, 2020 3:31 AM

Voting for Pat Buchanan for President

by Anonymousreply 29November 19, 2020 3:37 AM

Clogging toilets.

by Anonymousreply 30November 19, 2020 3:40 AM

Doing your mom.

by Anonymousreply 31November 19, 2020 3:43 AM

Putting “D.A.R.E.” stickers on their cars to try and avoid getting tickets.

by Anonymousreply 32November 19, 2020 3:46 AM

Owning German shepherds or dobermans.

by Anonymousreply 33November 19, 2020 3:48 AM

Wishing for somebody like trump would come along.

by Anonymousreply 34November 19, 2020 3:49 AM

Lining the beds of pickup trucks with Astroturf

by Anonymousreply 35November 19, 2020 3:49 AM

Standing up when Lee Greenwood's "I'm Proud to Be an American" is played.

by Anonymousreply 36November 19, 2020 3:51 AM

Requesting "Butterfly Kisses" on adult contemporary radio.

by Anonymousreply 37November 19, 2020 3:51 AM

Doing your dad.

by Anonymousreply 38November 19, 2020 3:52 AM

Working with wood in the driveway in front of the house, building something that will last for 75 years but is hideously ugly.

by Anonymousreply 39November 19, 2020 3:52 AM

Driving their pickups on the highway with their 5 kids riding in the truck bed.

by Anonymousreply 40November 19, 2020 3:53 AM

R40, 4 kids. The fifth one flew out at the stop sign.

by Anonymousreply 41November 19, 2020 3:54 AM

Getting so drunk that they piss the bed.

by Anonymousreply 42November 19, 2020 3:54 AM

Bustin' some far-works

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by Anonymousreply 43November 19, 2020 3:54 AM

Making tater-tot casserole

by Anonymousreply 44November 19, 2020 3:56 AM

Living in drab midwestern towns and losing their jobs at auto plants.

by Anonymousreply 45November 19, 2020 3:57 AM

Starting greasefires while trying to deep-fry a whole turkey.

by Anonymousreply 46November 19, 2020 3:57 AM

Eating Dinty Moore beef stew.

by Anonymousreply 47November 19, 2020 4:00 AM

Branson, MO.

by Anonymousreply 48November 19, 2020 4:08 AM

Stealing cable.

by Anonymousreply 49November 19, 2020 4:09 AM

Protesting the Vietnam war

by Anonymousreply 50November 19, 2020 4:14 AM

Sweatin to the Oldies.

by Anonymousreply 51November 19, 2020 4:16 AM

Posting about Trump yard signs in Pennsylvania.

by Anonymousreply 52November 19, 2020 4:18 AM

Fucking a cousin

by Anonymousreply 53November 19, 2020 4:18 AM

Drinking milk with dinner.

by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2020 4:21 AM

Wearing blackface

by Anonymousreply 55November 19, 2020 4:23 AM

Living in sundown towns.

by Anonymousreply 56November 19, 2020 4:25 AM

Dying in coal mines or other occupational accidents.

by Anonymousreply 57November 19, 2020 4:32 AM

Racing four wheelers (because motorcycles are too tough).

The obvious: attending youth night at the Baptist church.

by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2020 4:33 AM

This

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by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2020 4:51 AM

Line dancing.

by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2020 4:52 AM

Bulldozing disco records.

by Anonymousreply 61November 19, 2020 4:56 AM

Singing “Bomb Iran” to the tune of “Barbara Ann.”

by Anonymousreply 62November 19, 2020 5:05 AM

Getting mullet haircuts.

by Anonymousreply 63November 19, 2020 6:46 AM

Drowning in corn silos

Watching Dukes of Hazzard and Hee-Haw

by Anonymousreply 64November 19, 2020 6:50 AM

Being fans of Stone Cold Steve Austin on WWE.

by Anonymousreply 65November 19, 2020 6:59 AM

Losing limbs to farm equipment.

by Anonymousreply 66November 19, 2020 1:16 PM

Torturing small animals.

by Anonymousreply 67November 19, 2020 4:43 PM

Barely maintaining a D average and complaining that school sucks.

by Anonymousreply 68November 19, 2020 4:44 PM

Claiming that god made AIDS to punish gays.

by Anonymousreply 69November 19, 2020 4:49 PM

"Supporting our Troops"

"Supporting our Police"

Loathing gays, blacks and women.

Reacting with fanatical patriotism at the sound of Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American."

Watching, and appearing on, "Jerry Springer."

Forcing girls and women to bear their rapists' children.

Covering up abuse of all kinds at every chance.

by Anonymousreply 70November 19, 2020 5:18 PM

Listening to country music and watching NASCAR. Not much has changed.

by Anonymousreply 71November 19, 2020 5:22 PM

Kicking kids with aids out of school.

by Anonymousreply 72November 19, 2020 6:56 PM

Voting democratic.

by Anonymousreply 73November 19, 2020 8:01 PM

Actually walking.

by Anonymousreply 74November 19, 2020 9:11 PM

Keeping the negros out of town.

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by Anonymousreply 75November 19, 2020 9:41 PM

Owning slaves

by Anonymousreply 76November 19, 2020 9:44 PM

Fishing.

by Anonymousreply 77November 19, 2020 9:47 PM

Secretly visiting the local glory hole.

by Anonymousreply 78November 19, 2020 9:56 PM

Complaining about practically every TV show and movie since 1970 except, of course, for the most basic and stupid ones

by Anonymousreply 79November 19, 2020 9:56 PM

Trying in vain to wash the stains out of their underpants that could’ve been prevented by learning proper wiping technique

by Anonymousreply 80November 19, 2020 10:09 PM

Wiping back to front.

by Anonymousreply 81November 19, 2020 10:57 PM

Bought into the Greed is Good Reaganomics.

by Anonymousreply 82November 19, 2020 10:58 PM

Smoking meth out of a motel room lightbulb

by Anonymousreply 83November 19, 2020 10:58 PM

date raping chics at college keglers

by Anonymousreply 84November 19, 2020 11:01 PM

Giving half their paycheck to some grifter “Prosperity Gospel” evangelist.

by Anonymousreply 85November 19, 2020 11:03 PM

Throwing their newborns in the dumpster at the high school prom.

by Anonymousreply 86November 19, 2020 11:04 PM

Using Mountain Dew as a cocktail mixer

Putting Mountain Dew in your toddler's bottle instead of milk or formula

by Anonymousreply 87November 19, 2020 11:04 PM

Teasing their mall bangs and spraying them with Aussie Freeze until crispy

by Anonymousreply 88November 19, 2020 11:05 PM

[quote]Requesting "Butterfly Kisses" on adult contemporary radio.

And "Dear Mr. Jesus"

by Anonymousreply 89November 19, 2020 11:06 PM

Thinking of themselves as pro-life as they neglect and abuse their children with so much depravity that it makes the evening news.

Still having mullets.

Shooting themselves in the thigh while drunk in a duck blind

by Anonymousreply 90November 19, 2020 11:10 PM

Clapping and Tapping to Paloma Blanca

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by Anonymousreply 91November 19, 2020 11:10 PM

R91, those people look too happy to truly be deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 92November 19, 2020 11:14 PM

Reading HUSTLER magazine.

by Anonymousreply 93November 20, 2020 12:26 AM

Smoking meth in their double-wide trailer with their 15 year step-son

by Anonymousreply 94November 20, 2020 12:39 AM

Getting pink slips from their obsolete jobs and doing nothing to further themselves.

by Anonymousreply 95November 20, 2020 12:51 AM

Parking cars on their front lawn.

by Anonymousreply 96November 20, 2020 3:05 AM

Saying "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke!" when the waiter at the Chinese restaurant walks away.

by Anonymousreply 97November 20, 2020 3:59 AM

Listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio.

by Anonymousreply 98November 20, 2020 4:00 AM

[quote] Saying "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke!" when the waiter at the Chinese restaurant walks away.

Then you get extra [bold]dump[/bold]ling with [bold]pu-pu[/bold] platter!

by Anonymousreply 99November 20, 2020 4:12 AM

Going to see Gallagher.

by Anonymousreply 100November 20, 2020 4:45 AM

[quote] Claiming that god made AIDS to punish gays.

That explains Danny Pintauro.

by Anonymousreply 101November 22, 2020 3:16 AM

Playing Hootie & The Blowfish's "Only Wanna Be With You" on an endless CD loop.

by Anonymousreply 102November 22, 2020 3:21 AM

[quote]Owning German shepherds

Fuck that shit. We had German shepherds all my life. Not deplorables.

This year, a deplorable spent much of the summer Bump Bitching threads from 2015.

by Anonymousreply 103November 22, 2020 3:21 AM

Truly believing Forrest Gump was the best film of 1994.

by Anonymousreply 104November 22, 2020 3:24 AM

Burning crosses

by Anonymousreply 105November 22, 2020 3:28 AM

R104 = Quentin Tarantino

by Anonymousreply 106November 22, 2020 3:29 AM

Still wearing baggy jeans and thinking Kanye West is cool in 2020.

by Anonymousreply 107November 22, 2020 3:31 AM

Jesus is a friend of mine (Jesus is my friend)

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by Anonymousreply 108November 22, 2020 3:32 AM

Sobbing for two hours during Mel Gibson's torture-porn "Passion of the Christ."

by Anonymousreply 109November 22, 2020 3:33 AM

Listening to Andrew Dice Clay.

by Anonymousreply 110November 22, 2020 3:40 AM

Flicking the bean to Kirk Cameron

by Anonymousreply 111November 22, 2020 3:43 AM

Pretending to be morally outraged by a cum-stain on a fat woman's blue dress.

by Anonymousreply 112November 22, 2020 3:44 AM

Listening to Def Leppard.

by Anonymousreply 113November 22, 2020 3:56 AM

Listening to Eminem

by Anonymousreply 114November 22, 2020 3:58 AM

Voting for Dubya.

by Anonymousreply 115November 22, 2020 4:13 AM

Calling Cosby one of the good negros when he was calling out black men.

by Anonymousreply 116November 22, 2020 5:17 AM

Watching Porkies.

by Anonymousreply 117November 22, 2020 5:18 AM

Sending the kids to the store with a book of food stamps for some cottage cheese and mountain Dew. Use the change to pick up a tv guide.

by Anonymousreply 118November 22, 2020 5:21 AM

Losing their virginity in the back of a pick-up truck that had either a gun rack or a Confederate flag on it.

by Anonymousreply 119November 22, 2020 5:48 AM

Filling Nickelback concerts to capacity.

by Anonymousreply 120November 22, 2020 6:02 AM

Eating fried chicken and watermelon

by Anonymousreply 121November 22, 2020 6:03 AM

Watching JAG and Walker, Texas Ranger.

by Anonymousreply 122November 22, 2020 6:13 AM

Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon unironically

by Anonymousreply 123November 22, 2020 6:15 AM

Watching Hulk Hogan wrestle, riding dirt bikes, watching monster truck race, not believing in evolution.

by Anonymousreply 124November 22, 2020 6:18 AM

Buying the shitty albums of KoЯn.

by Anonymousreply 125November 22, 2020 6:19 AM

Being thrown through the windows of roadhouses, if 1970s TV was anything to go by.

by Anonymousreply 126November 22, 2020 6:34 AM

Using their vacation time for Disneyworld.

by Anonymousreply 127November 22, 2020 9:36 AM

Trolling DL with endless requests for sizemeat verificatia.

by Anonymousreply 128November 23, 2020 1:48 AM

Demonizing Jane Fonda

... only to vote 40 years later (twice) for a draft-dodger who has cozied up to a Communist dictator.

by Anonymousreply 129November 23, 2020 1:51 AM

Having crewcuts and gay-bashing men with long hair.

Then, 40 years later: having unkempt long hair and gay-bashing men who are neatly groomed.

by Anonymousreply 130November 27, 2020 9:09 PM

Cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 131November 27, 2020 9:23 PM
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