Why do gays think they are getting into heavan?

0/10.

I guess Boris and Janbot decided to switch up topics today.

OP, any idiot, frau, deplorable, fatty who can't spell Heaven certainly isn't getting in.

Bless your heart!

Since there's no such thing as heaven (or heavan), we don't really have to worry about it, do we?

R3 wins.

In the end, It's all between you and God.

Fortunately for us, God does not come to DataLounge for advice.

They’re Catholic.

Old or New Testament?

[quote] Fortunately for us, God does not come to DataLounge for advice.

No, I just come here to read the Theatre Gossip thread

[quote]Old or New Testament?

Exactly. Christ doesn't seem to be all that upset with the sodomites. He doesn't mention them at all.

Grow up.

No human being according to most Christians is worthy of getting into heaven. I've always said that human beings make salvation seem impossible, but God makes it easy.

The promise of an everlasting life is pure Christian bullshit to enslave people "in this world to suffer for the glories of heaven".

It is gold-plated bullshit.

OP’s not a Christian. Nobody who uses religion as a weapon is really Christian. They just think they are.

OP is a fraud. Like most people who proclaim themselves Christians.

Matthew 6:5

Jesus warned us about hypocrites like you, OP

...into "Heavan"? We don't think that. Stupad facker. Sack my dack, batch.

OP is just another loser Nazi pig trolling to ease its pain

One reason I can think of that is very important is that God needs good decorators.

We'll make that castle on a cloud absolutely fabulous!

No one's getting into heaven, since it's about as real as Santa's workshop and the elves. But if there were a god, I doubt he'd be so petty as to care where you'd consensually stuck your dick in your lifetime.

Burning in hell for eternity is no small thing. Anyone with a grasp of quantum mechanics understand s that all things are possible. I read the Bible every day and gays don't go to heaven . Why would I go to heaven if gays are there?

Same reason you come here?

R19 is going be the Karen of heaven, calling for a manager to complain that gays just moved onto the cloud next door.

God gave us Karen's to help expose how females really are.

[quote] God gave us Karen's

What does Karen possess?

Karens are possessed. BY THE DEVIL!

Me!!!

Heaven is the last place you will find a gay. Lead a good straight life(no blow jobs) and you will be fine.

So are you in hell, r26, in order to gain this knowledge?

R27 you just earned yourself a long stay in hell

[quote]Why would I go to heaven if gays are there?

Because no one else would consider giving you the time of day?

R29 too much truth.

For gays and fraus of a certain age - there is only ONE Heaven!