People’s Sexiest Man Alive is Michael B Jordan

He has a nice big dick going by those nude beach pics

Well-deserved, he is hot as fuck

meh

I thought it was Dan Levy from Schitt's Creek?

Great choice.

😶

Boss

I love everything about him but his teeth

Not impressed...good actor though!

I don't mind it. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating cookies.

Pandering. If they chose a white man there would have been uproar.

Was there an uproar when they chose 20 white men in a row predating Idris in 2018, R11? Were you or OP complaining about that? “Oh god, ANOTHER white guy!” Three black selections and you white supremacists have your panties in a knot. Don’t worry, they’ll be back to counting off pale faces soon with either Rob Pattinson or Harry Styles securing the ring for Team Aryan next year.

no chin

This mouthbreather again.

Hot to death

R11 you are the dumbest person in the entire world.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ, yasssssss!!! What a hunk!

Nice dentures.

I've got Giuliani working on a recount. This is FAKE NEWS!

So, are all the other men dead?

I had him. I agree.

BaeBro

People is a woke magazine. Actually, they rarely pick good looking people to be on the cover.

Horrible actor

Great choice. He is so sexy

Attractive man. My choice would be Henry Golding

Black Loins Matter.

I’m glad they got “The Voice” judges out of the way already. Finally other men can have their shine.

He was sexy in Black Panther too. I want to see more of Killmonger.

He's a handsome guy but this "award" lost all its shine once they gave it to Blake Shelton.

Aaron Carter was robbed, again.

Nude beach pictures? Link?

Picking John Legend last year was a joke. I've never heard anyone say they thought he was hot.

I knew it would have to be a black celebrity this year, but I'm glad they chose so well.

This is a great choice. He genuinely is a beautiful, beautiful man.

MBJ's naked photo.

"There he was... in front of just EVERYONE at the beach. He was nude."

Where was the photo taken r35?

Pretty bold to just be naked on a beach when you are a star. Was it in another country?

I have absolutely no problem with this. Hot is hot and he is the whole package.

He is hot. Do we think black guys that are so smooth...they shave arms, legs and chest or they naturally like butta?

He may have buck teeth and a weak chin but the whole package somehow adds up very handsomely.

Oooh, r35. His body is beautiful.

He has a lot of teefs!

This is one of those magazines that I’m surprised hasn’t gone under. Like Vanity Fair.

Those teeth gave me a migraine with their bleached whalebone brilliance.

Well, at least they didn't choose Pete Buttigieg.

He's cute. He was even cute with tire tracks all over him in Black Panther.

I still can't believe they killed Wallace.

There are so many better looking black man out there, this guy does nothing for me.

He's sexy from the neck down. But his face is rather dorky.

I don’t find him even a little attractive. Good for him that someone does.

The USA is on a black kick right now and this is very predictable - and I agree with one poster who stated that John Legend last year was a terrible choice.

There ARE other minorities out there - how about a Hispanic/Latino, an Asian, or wonders of wonders, an indigenous North American Indian man OR an openly Gay Man??!!

Come on - let's starting giving a fair chance to the other groups!

R50 An openly Gay Man? This guy would nicely do the trick - he's sexy in more ways than one!

R50 For real. Do blacks really want to be pandered to? Is this what they want? Pity fucks? Pity Oscars? Forced accolades? There has to be another way to make everything kosher. I personally would not feel empowered that I got my recognition by default because of the Woke Brigade. What is the answer here?

R51 You read my mind. It should have been Pete this year. 100% should have been Pete. OMG Chasten would be so jealous. She has gotten a little restless since she's been out of the spotlight.

I agree with r48 -- MBJ has a killer body but a ridiculous face

I also would have chosen Henry Golding. He's a dream. He'll get it in the next couple of years. Probably whenever the second Crazy Rich Asians movie comes out, since this is nothing but PR BS

R50

I suspect John Legend was chosen because of The Voice; they must have a deal. He’s more attractive than Blake Shelton, at least.

And Idris Elba should’ve been on it a while ago. They made up for lost time knowing the controversy they got for all these years.

MBJ is a great pick. A lot of people are incredibly attracted to him. He is a very popular actor and is well-liked. He is sexy. He is actually one of the best choices, and the timing is perfect.

So fuck off.

Isn't this the third year in a row they have pandered to giving the award to a minority-albeit a large one at that?

I suppose next year it'll be an Asian and then a fatty.

Well MBJ was probably going to get it at some point so why not now with all the racial issues going on. Sometimes a little pandering isn’t that awful when it’s white people’s turn all day every day forever.

Their first three choices were Nick Cordero, Chadwick Boseman, and Alex Trebek.

It's a travesty that Chris Pratt hasn't got this yet.

People seems to pick accessible frau choices for their sexxiesssttt man covers, John Legend and Shelton being obvious choices.

MBJ has a bit of a weird face, but he’s a good actor and has ridiculously good body. It’s a solid choice.

Not even a trans man. Insulting.

Who does Datalounge think SHOULD be the Sexiest Man Alive then?

It should have been Joe Biden.

For R55

[quote] [R50] For real. Do blacks really want to be pandered to? Is this what they want? Pity fucks? Pity Oscars? Forced accolades? There has to be another way to make everything kosher. I personally would not feel empowered that I got my recognition by default because of the Woke Brigade. What is the answer here?

400 years of systemic racism, oppression and exclusion makes the pandering go down smoother. Please keep some perspective. This is an 'honor' that was bestowed on Nick Nolte, Blake Shelton and Harrison Ford, among others.

Sooo...strictly a PR vehicle.

I am sure you have heard you have to agree to do publicity if they choose you. Good Morning America etc. It's a dated concept only a PR agent would recommend anyone do. It also explains some past choices like Blake Sheldon. They used to just pick you. Now there are strings attached.

R52 white people have been pandered to for hundreds of years you do realize that? Pity Oscars, artificially higher salaries, forced levels of representatives, all the vanity foreign affairs posts etc. White people have had everything handed to them for so long that any achievement is tainted and it’s difficult to discuss their achievements in terms of merit.

Pelican jawed motherfucker

There's a million guys hotter than him. I've seen hotter guys waiting in line at Starbucks for Christ's sake.

That dude Stephen James who was in Homecoming with Julia Roberts is far and away hotter than Michael B Jordan.

Yuck. He is so basic. Like someone drew his face with a crayon. There are way hotter black dudes out there. 0/100.

He’s cute like a little boy is cute. But not sexy at all. Isn’t he like 5 feet tall? Short does not usually equal sexy.

R52 Blacks don't care how they get an award/honor, just that they have one (or several). I doubt any of them feel shame for an undeserved Oscar or something. It's all about the numbers with them.

On the other hand, Latinos and Asians would rather work for it. It's much more rewarding for them that way.

[quote]Third consecutive black actor, I mean I like him, but there are other minorities races other than black.

Nope, that's where you're wrong.

There is black and there is trans. That's it. All other choices are bad!

[quote] Third consecutive black actor, I mean I like him, but there are other minorities races other than black.

They should finally put an Asian man or men..... BTS

Where are the nude photos?

UKGuy - I still can't get your fat juicy cock out of my head whenever I see a post by you. It's like seeing Josh O'Conner's dick and now that's what I always think of when I watch The Crown.

Bitter white sissies make me laugh

Surprisingly good choice.

R73: your just an awful human being and you're probably proud of yourself.

Since I can't think of any white guys offhand who are sexier than Michael B Jordan, the idea that this is "pandering" is ludicrous. Sexy is sexy.

Meanwhile, who are these people who think Pete Buttigieg is sexy? I like him, more or less, but he's about as sexy as a lawn chair.

The 5 page spread on Dan Levy being the sexiest man in quarantine made me laugh out loud. In what universe

If Matt Damon can snag the title, why not? He lowered the bar. It’s not about being classically handsome, but sexy. Jordan has loads of sex appeal. Legend didn’t. Damon either.

Legend has a sexy ass that many tops want.

He's sexy as hell

It's a PR thing. So it's not like this is an earthshaking honor, but those who don't believe he's worth of the title, you can have your opinion, but you're wrong.

HE IS HOT and sexy as fuck!

[quote]Third consecutive black actor, I mean I like him, but there are other minorities races other than black.

And all the years where there were nothing but white actors who were bestowed the title, was that a problem, too? George Clooney, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt held the title twice even.

In all the years they have been doing this there have been six actors of color: Keanu Reeves (though he always considered himself a white Canadian), Denzel Washington, Dwayne Johnson Idris Elba, John Legend and MBJ.

Yes, MBJ is sexy but he hasn't done anything notable or newsworthy this year to get the title. Maybe when he was nominated for an Oscar or the year Black Panther came out where he gave a great performance

This has been a tumultuous year with Corona virus decimating our way of life and a nail-biting 2020 Election but if I were to vote, it would be Dr. Fauci and Steve Komecki would get my vote.

People magazine is so Edgy and Trendy.

Personally he is a bit milquetoast to me. I know lots of guys I find sexier. But my taste may be very unique. I found none of the 007 actors sexy either. MBJ is a good actor though. And if lots of people find him sexy - more power to him.

The problem for asians or hispanics is they tend to not riot or cause trouble, so the media feels they can ignore them.

Another thing stolen from me!

It’s People magazine. I doubt Asians or Hispanics are hurt.

Great complexion, body, and smile. He is hawt. He would be classically good looking if he had a chin.

This is a great choice, he has major sex appeal AND there is gossip about him....

I remember they were saying he should have best supporting actor nomination for ‘Black Panther’. I’m like JFC for what?!

It was so far from an Oscar role and he wasn’t good in it. He’s not good, period. Self-conscious.

[quote]They should finally put an Asian man or men..... BTS

Yeah... I think masculinity is essential and all of the BTS guys look like chicks. They are not sexy, unless you're a 14 year old girl or a pedo.

Sooooo. Any white boy trolls posting here. LMAOOOOOOO Just hilariously pathetic.

Michael B Jordan is hot and he is sexy. This has noth8ng to do with whether or not a hotter black dude lives on your street. Just how fucking dumb are you?

If you’re bitter about 3 black guys in a row, just go to your next Trump Cult meeting and complain. And if you’re longing for Pete or Steve Kornacki, go eat some Velveeta on a Ritz.

Fuck you, R96, racist troll.

^ anger issues

Beautiful. Also? SLURP.

pt2

He's above average but bland looking. Symmetrical features, etc. A lot of his hotness is that he has beautiful body and nice skin color.

Bottom line, If MBJ walked through your door every last one of you bitches would suck his dick.

I definitely would.

They would but wouldn't tell anyone. That's how it works.

That's a great photo, R2. He's a good looking man.

You can't please everyone.

I always think about this in terms of how much I'd enjoy watching him fuck. And in that regard, he's a 10

Isn’t Boseman like ten times more attractive? Did they disqualify him because he’s dead? Or it didn’t fit the narrative of their marketing scheme?

[quote]Did they disqualify him because he’s dead?

The title is Sexiest Man Alive. You don't exactly have to come through the fine print to find the requirement.

come = comb

R109 Oh, touché! Is there an upcoming dead issue he might now qualify for?

He’s a “safe” black. He’s not too ghetto or thug; he appeals to a wide audience. Sexy? Lol. I don’t think even I could teach him what to do in the bedroom. He seems like a complete idiot.

Without Remorse is why he got this. It was supposed to be out this year and be a huge blockbuster, and this was supposed to coincide with it. But COVID-19 ruined the release of the film.

He doesn’t have remorse for being chosen? Doesn’t his PR team put him up for it?

r112 you are so right. Michael B Jordan would definitely need instruction and lots of encouragement to fuck an old dried up queen with no taste

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Naw

He’s a total smoke show, I support

Has he played gay yet? I want him to do a movie where Jussie is his love interest!

R118 - please don’t use the phrase “smoke show.”

He looks awkward and afraid in the face

This was another pander. I vote for the new, beefy Zach Effron.

Is he still, has nothing changed, there haven’t been any cancellations since the announcement?

Any man they nominated this year had to be a “person of color.”

Is it the end of white people as we know it? Is everyone going to have to be a POC from now on? If so, I going to start getting a spray tan and going by Dior.

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So any black person is a pander because we can't be sexy at all? Wow this place......

Yuck.

R127 Yes, Rose. You sure have our number.

R126 I thought the rumor was he only hooked up with asian chicks or white dudes.

Michael, be Jordan.

R127 - I definitely find down low BBC sexy, but not so sure about Michael B Jordan. Seems like he would thrust 3 times, shoot his shot, and be done.

r132 well I know you'd take those 3 thrusts if you had the chance hunty, so moot point!

Brother

Did Chris Evans turn it down?

I believe the bisexual rumors.

Yeah Im starting to think it may be true too. He is giving me bottom vibes for some reason

R129, well.....yeah

Is he the first gay (albeit not openly) to win the title?

I’ve seen a few of his TV talk show interviews. This guy is definitely a mo, without a doubt.

Has he ever had a girlfriend in public?

And somehow the New York Times just listed him as #15 on its absurd list of the 25 greatest actors of the 21st century so far

r140 how can you tell?

R143 just gaydar. And his privateness, never mentioning a girlfriend. Imagine how lucrative this title could be if he were known to have had many girlfriends.

His sex life is his business

R141 No, he'd never been associated with any woman (except some very dismissible rumors), until he became the Sexiest Man Alive. Then suddenly he was papped with Lori Harvey, Steve's daughter, flying to her home for Thanksgiving. Lori used to date, reportedly, both Diddy and his son Justin Combs.

r146 Lori has gotten around, dated rappers. I would think he would pick someone different to beard, if that's what he's doing.

r144 so I guess being private is a good indicator. Odell Beckham is private as well.

R2 That is one unattractive face.

Are we sure he isn't Princess Tiny Meat?

R149 I think he's fine.

Hmmm, I wonder how that conversation went....

R150 I am still suspicious it may be tiny meat so I will need to inspect that personally at full erection.

r152 see r103! 💯

Look alike