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Let’s be a Blatino hustler in a NYC video peep show!

I’m the strong stench of weed.

by Anonymousreply 2011/22/2020

I’m the non-Apple cellphone at full ear splitting volume, playing video games or holding conversations with others.

by Anonymousreply 111/17/2020

I’m the Timberland boots. His socks smell like Fritos.

by Anonymousreply 211/17/2020

I’m the hip hop street wear paired with daintily plucked eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 311/17/2020

We’re crabs! We have a thriving colony in his nappy pubes!

by Anonymousreply 411/17/2020

I’m Spanglish, spoken here!

by Anonymousreply 511/17/2020

I’m 1972.

by Anonymousreply 611/17/2020

All the NYC video peep shows have been closed down.

by Anonymousreply 711/17/2020

I’m the video peep shows on 8th avenue in Hell’s Kitchen and Chelsea, very much alive!

by Anonymousreply 811/17/2020

I’m the single use Metrocard he is given at the NYC clinic he visits for his STD tests. He’s going to bend me a certain way and swipe me in the turnstile after someone with a regular Metrocard swipes. If he does it right, he’ll get free rides.

He waits for white people...

by Anonymousreply 911/17/2020

“I’m too good for you but give me your money anyway.”

by Anonymousreply 1011/17/2020

I'm the scrawny body and the huge, thick cock.

by Anonymousreply 1111/17/2020

I’m the stinky foreskin

by Anonymousreply 1211/20/2020

This thread will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 1311/20/2020

I'm the overwhelming cologne that reminds you of Fabuloso.

by Anonymousreply 1411/20/2020

That really is Fabuloso.

by Anonymousreply 1511/20/2020

I’m his asshole, oozing with lube from the last trick. He wiped me in the bathroom but I’m still dripping down into his Calvins.

by Anonymousreply 1611/22/2020

I'm antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea and I'd like to meet you.

by Anonymousreply 1711/22/2020

I'm the shower he took 3 days ago. He and I meet up usually twice a week.

by Anonymousreply 1811/22/2020

I'm the shame.

by Anonymousreply 1911/22/2020

I’m the sneaking suspicion then sudden dawning- about an hour later that it was J-Lo’s ex that sucked me off.

by Anonymousreply 2011/22/2020
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