I’m the strong stench of weed.
Let’s be a Blatino hustler in a NYC video peep show!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2020 2:03 PM |
I’m the non-Apple cellphone at full ear splitting volume, playing video games or holding conversations with others.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 17, 2020 5:58 PM |
I’m the Timberland boots. His socks smell like Fritos.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 17, 2020 5:59 PM |
I’m the hip hop street wear paired with daintily plucked eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 17, 2020 6:00 PM |
We’re crabs! We have a thriving colony in his nappy pubes!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 17, 2020 6:00 PM |
I’m Spanglish, spoken here!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 17, 2020 6:01 PM |
I’m 1972.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 17, 2020 6:06 PM |
All the NYC video peep shows have been closed down.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 17, 2020 6:07 PM |
I’m the video peep shows on 8th avenue in Hell’s Kitchen and Chelsea, very much alive!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 17, 2020 7:18 PM |
I’m the single use Metrocard he is given at the NYC clinic he visits for his STD tests. He’s going to bend me a certain way and swipe me in the turnstile after someone with a regular Metrocard swipes. If he does it right, he’ll get free rides.
He waits for white people...
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 17, 2020 7:20 PM |
“I’m too good for you but give me your money anyway.”
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 17, 2020 7:27 PM |
I'm the scrawny body and the huge, thick cock.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 17, 2020 7:41 PM |
I’m the stinky foreskin
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 21, 2020 3:16 AM |
This thread will end in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 21, 2020 3:36 AM |
I'm the overwhelming cologne that reminds you of Fabuloso.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 21, 2020 4:34 AM |
That really is Fabuloso.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 21, 2020 7:13 AM |
I’m his asshole, oozing with lube from the last trick. He wiped me in the bathroom but I’m still dripping down into his Calvins.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 22, 2020 12:32 PM |
I'm antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea and I'd like to meet you.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 22, 2020 1:08 PM |
I'm the shower he took 3 days ago. He and I meet up usually twice a week.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 22, 2020 1:31 PM |
I'm the shame.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2020 1:43 PM |
I’m the sneaking suspicion then sudden dawning- about an hour later that it was J-Lo’s ex that sucked me off.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2020 2:03 PM |