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Let’s be a Blatino hustler in a NYC video peep show!

I’m the strong stench of weed.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2020 2:03 PM

I’m the non-Apple cellphone at full ear splitting volume, playing video games or holding conversations with others.

by Anonymousreply 1November 17, 2020 5:58 PM

I’m the Timberland boots. His socks smell like Fritos.

by Anonymousreply 2November 17, 2020 5:59 PM

I’m the hip hop street wear paired with daintily plucked eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 3November 17, 2020 6:00 PM

We’re crabs! We have a thriving colony in his nappy pubes!

by Anonymousreply 4November 17, 2020 6:00 PM

I’m Spanglish, spoken here!

by Anonymousreply 5November 17, 2020 6:01 PM

I’m 1972.

by Anonymousreply 6November 17, 2020 6:06 PM

All the NYC video peep shows have been closed down.

by Anonymousreply 7November 17, 2020 6:07 PM

I’m the video peep shows on 8th avenue in Hell’s Kitchen and Chelsea, very much alive!

by Anonymousreply 8November 17, 2020 7:18 PM

I’m the single use Metrocard he is given at the NYC clinic he visits for his STD tests. He’s going to bend me a certain way and swipe me in the turnstile after someone with a regular Metrocard swipes. If he does it right, he’ll get free rides.

He waits for white people...

by Anonymousreply 9November 17, 2020 7:20 PM

“I’m too good for you but give me your money anyway.”

by Anonymousreply 10November 17, 2020 7:27 PM

I'm the scrawny body and the huge, thick cock.

by Anonymousreply 11November 17, 2020 7:41 PM

I’m the stinky foreskin

by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2020 3:16 AM

This thread will end in tears.

by Anonymousreply 13November 21, 2020 3:36 AM

I'm the overwhelming cologne that reminds you of Fabuloso.

by Anonymousreply 14November 21, 2020 4:34 AM

That really is Fabuloso.

by Anonymousreply 15November 21, 2020 7:13 AM

I’m his asshole, oozing with lube from the last trick. He wiped me in the bathroom but I’m still dripping down into his Calvins.

by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2020 12:32 PM

I'm antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea and I'd like to meet you.

by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2020 1:08 PM

I'm the shower he took 3 days ago. He and I meet up usually twice a week.

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2020 1:31 PM

I'm the shame.

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2020 1:43 PM

I’m the sneaking suspicion then sudden dawning- about an hour later that it was J-Lo’s ex that sucked me off.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2020 2:03 PM
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