David Brooks is on TV now and I can't help but to remember how he met his current wife (his former research assistant). Who has shat where they sleep?
Celebrities Who Fucked the Help
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 21, 2020 9:16 PM |
Robin Williams married the nanny.
Schwarzeneggar and the housekeeper had a son.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 13, 2020 10:55 PM |
Arnold had his mini-me with his maid. Apparently he thought no one would find out! lol
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 13, 2020 10:55 PM |
Jude Law
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 13, 2020 10:56 PM |
Princess Anne
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 13, 2020 10:59 PM |
Wasn't there a payoff to Trump's doorman about a child with the housekeeper? Or was it just an affair?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 13, 2020 10:59 PM |
Woody Harrelson married his personal assistant, Laura Louie. Married since 2008.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 13, 2020 10:59 PM |
Jude Law also fucked the nanny. David Beckham did his personal assistant and recently rumored to have impregnated his daughter’s teacher.
But by far the fucking weirdest celebrity hook-up wasn’t with the help but with in-laws. After divorcing his wife, Robert Plant started a relationship with her sister and had a son with her, making the son a sibling-cousin to his children with his ex-wife.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 13, 2020 11:11 PM |
The German director Murnau was blowing his 14 yo driver when the car veered off the road and killed Murnau.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 13, 2020 11:12 PM |
Matt Damon married his bartender.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 13, 2020 11:19 PM |
Lady Sybil on "Downton Abbey."
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 13, 2020 11:24 PM |
Cher fucked her bagel delivery boy.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 13, 2020 11:27 PM |
Madonna and her dancer boy toys
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 13, 2020 11:46 PM |
Donald Trump and his whore.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 14, 2020 12:03 AM |
Ben Affleck
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 14, 2020 12:06 AM |
Julia Roberts fucked and married a cameraman.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 14, 2020 12:09 AM |
R15 and he was also married but Roberts didn’t get skewered by fans the way Angelina Jolie did.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 14, 2020 12:33 AM |
Miss Roberts was America's Sweetheart. She's was beyond reproach.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 14, 2020 12:47 AM |
Ironically in the Help, I don’t think any of the employers diddled the maids.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 14, 2020 12:49 AM |
Hunter with his dead brother's wife, Kathleen. jeesh.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 14, 2020 1:17 AM |
^ Beau's widowed wife's name is Hallie. Hunter's ex-wife is Kathleen. But yes, it was F'd up.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 14, 2020 1:20 AM |
Hunter/ Hallie pairing was fucked up not just inappropriate but fucked up for the kids. Hey kids, I’m still your uncle but I’m fucking your mom so there’s a possibility that if she’s a good fuck I’ll stick around and be your step-daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 14, 2020 1:27 AM |
Patty Hearst married her bodyguard
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 14, 2020 1:30 AM |
[quote]Hunter with his dead brother's wife, Kathleen. jeesh.
How does she qualify as "the help?"
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 14, 2020 2:12 AM |
Ann Jillian married her bodyguard.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 14, 2020 3:03 AM |
Patty Hearst married her bodyguard too.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 14, 2020 3:13 AM |
Julia Roberts seems to get a free pass for everything.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 14, 2020 3:18 AM |
[Quote]Hunter/ Hallie pairing was fucked up not just inappropriate but fucked up for the kids. Hey kids, I’m still your uncle but I’m fucking your mom so there’s a possibility that if she’s a good fuck I’ll stick around and be your step-daddy
Except there are NUMEROUS biblical references for a brother required to step in for his brother's widow, marrying her thus saving her children from starvation and death, if not being completely abandoned by the tribe. Isn't Onanism originally Jewish?
Except Hunter's addictions took it a terrible step further...
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 14, 2020 3:47 AM |
Princess Margaret
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 14, 2020 3:52 AM |
Fallon Carrington did her chauffeur, Michael, on Original Dynasty and New Dynasty.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 14, 2020 3:54 AM |
Was Britney and the baby daddy mentioned yet?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 14, 2020 3:55 AM |
Fallon was the original Sibyl unless you go by historical time period.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 14, 2020 3:57 AM |
Lady Chatterley
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 14, 2020 4:00 AM |
Angela hooked up with her housekeeper, Tony, on Who's the Boss...so did Jonathan Bauer (DL fave and hottie Danny Pintauro).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 14, 2020 4:00 AM |
Madame Bovary
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 14, 2020 4:10 AM |
Do interns count, or do they have to be paid?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 14, 2020 4:15 AM |
Franklin Roosevelt
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 14, 2020 4:17 AM |
Baron Von Trapp
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 14, 2020 4:33 AM |
Corey Lewondowski
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 14, 2020 4:35 AM |
Matt Damon f***ed and married a bartender.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 14, 2020 4:56 AM |
James Gandolfini got his assistant pregnant and married her, but divorced soon after.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 14, 2020 4:58 AM |
The correct phrase is never shit where you eat. A rule I apply to my own life, not that i haven't been propositioned in a few places I've worked. Of course I've politely declined such advances.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 14, 2020 5:02 AM |
Rock Hudson did "loads" of landscapers, deliverymen, valets, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 14, 2020 5:02 AM |
Bill Clinton
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 14, 2020 5:25 AM |
Trump
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 14, 2020 5:38 AM |
Oh. My. God. The Help?!?
Get out of this cabin!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 14, 2020 6:21 AM |
[quote]there are NUMEROUS biblical references for a brother required to step in for his brother's widow,
R27 Those LAWS (not references and certainly not numerous) are meant solely for JEWS not horny, appropriating Xtians.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 14, 2020 6:28 AM |
The Bible needs some serious updating.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 14, 2020 6:37 AM |
"I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were."
— Seal's comment on Heidi Klum's affair with her bodyguard.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 14, 2020 6:39 AM |
Princess Stephanie (of Monaco) married her bodyguard. Didn't Brando's daughter, Cheyenne, do that, too? Or at least these people had a kid or two together.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 14, 2020 6:44 AM |
Sarah Brightman and her keyboard player
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 14, 2020 6:47 AM |
Is bodyguard just a euphemism?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 14, 2020 6:53 AM |
Christian Brando killed his sister's "help". Lover's triangle, no doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 14, 2020 6:57 AM |
Isn’t Malaria sleeping with a secret service agent or something? Tiffany too.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 14, 2020 10:27 AM |
So Freddie Mercury's former lover was his chef. A handsome young Italian-American fellow who tragically died of AIDS and who he left 500,000 pounds to. His accountant was also a hook up who is still alive. Also, his ex girlfriend was his heiress. He also left 500,000 pounds to his last partner and bought him a beautiful home in Ireland where he spent his last days. He was also Freddie's gardener and hairstylist to his ex girlfriend before he came out.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 14, 2020 10:32 AM |
Susan Ford married Charles Vance, one of her father's Secret Service agents.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 14, 2020 10:35 AM |
R53 But did Phil fuck the waitress before he blew her head off?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 14, 2020 10:37 AM |
Natalie Wood awoke one night and discovered Robert Wagner fucking their butler.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 14, 2020 10:38 AM |
Captain von Trapp and Maria.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 14, 2020 10:39 AM |
Speaking of waiter/waitress fucking, did Nicole Brown hook up with Ron Goldman, I know he seemed gayer than a three dollar bill, but there was speculation.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 14, 2020 10:40 AM |
There must be stories of celebs hooking up with their trainers or Pilates/CrossFit instructors?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 14, 2020 10:42 AM |
Weren’t there stories about Travolta and massage therapists?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 14, 2020 10:44 AM |
R37, now I want to see The Farmer’s Daughter. Was it good?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 14, 2020 10:55 AM |
R55 500,000 pounds of what?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 14, 2020 11:38 AM |
So for straight men, your best route to nailing a celeb are to be a backup dancer or bodyguard and for straight woman nanny or makeup artist?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 14, 2020 11:50 AM |
I prefer celebrities who helped the fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 14, 2020 12:01 PM |
Fucking JFK at least got us a walk-on in the movie Advise and Consent's party scene..
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 14, 2020 12:03 PM |
FDR
Ike
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 14, 2020 12:22 PM |
Johnson & Johnson heir John Seward Johnson took up with Basia, the cook from Poland whom his wife hired. Basia married Mr Johnson and she eventually got the bulk of his $400 million estate after he died in 1983 ($1.03 billion as of 2019).
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 14, 2020 12:40 PM |
R69, She must have made a mean kielbasa.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 14, 2020 12:42 PM |
Sean Bean married his bartender too, but they divorced quickly.
Robin Gibbs had a child with one of his housekeepers.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 14, 2020 12:57 PM |
Arch segregationist senator Strom Thurmond fathered a daughter by a black maid in his family's home.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 14, 2020 1:02 PM |
R8, luckily the paramedics were able to remove the penis from his mouth and re-attach.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 14, 2020 1:34 PM |
r69, I read a book about the fight for the Johnson & Johnson estate. Basia's attorney was Nina Zagat, who with her husband, authored the Zagat Guide.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 14, 2020 1:52 PM |
Ethan Hawke and his kids's nanny.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 14, 2020 3:24 PM |
R75 haha I ran to Wikipedia, wondering the same!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 14, 2020 4:25 PM |
There’s an insane amount of nanny fucking going on!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 14, 2020 4:51 PM |
Fran Fine hooked up with Mr. Sheffield, married him, had twins with him.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 14, 2020 5:13 PM |
[quote]There must be stories of celebs hooking up with their trainers?
Yes. I’m the result.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 14, 2020 5:21 PM |
Apparently, most nannies have a clause in their contract that requires getting dicked down by daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 14, 2020 5:41 PM |
Why didn't Armie go this route? Excellent PR potential from the scandal... particularly if it's a manny.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 14, 2020 5:45 PM |
Aaron Rodgers and his "assistant" Kevin Lanflisi
Kevin Spacey and various assistants
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 14, 2020 6:03 PM |
[quote] There’s an insane amount of nanny fucking going on!
That's why when my sister and b-i-l decided to get a nanny for their two kids, I told my sister in all seriousness to hire a woman between 60 and 65.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 14, 2020 6:58 PM |
R65 - money but tbh people weren't exactly fair to him to criticize him for not openly declaring his AIDS status from say one to the British press. There were several men sick with AIDS in that house and he even said he feared and his ex (who lived next door with her family) feared to tell because of the stigma, potential harassment, and hate that still existed, even in 1992, around AIDS. Sad but true.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 14, 2020 10:01 PM |
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, when still a princess, had 2 children with Prince Philip of Greece, who was at that time employed in her father’s armed forces.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 14, 2020 10:04 PM |
R86 - well they were married.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 14, 2020 11:10 PM |
Hugh Jackman and his "assistant"
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 14, 2020 11:14 PM |
J. Edgar Hoover was fucking (or getting fucked by) his assistant, Clyde.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 14, 2020 11:44 PM |
We've gossiped about Aaron Schock humping his interns
Mark Foley hit on interns and pages
David Dreier was dating his chief of staff back in the day (Are they still together?)
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 14, 2020 11:46 PM |
Congressman Gary Condit fucked his intern, Chandra Levy. She disappeared. He wouldn't talk. 9/11 happened and the Chandra story was forgotten...until her remains were found in Rock Creek Park a year later. Yes, I've been to the exact murder site.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 14, 2020 11:59 PM |
He didn't murder her. Freepers made that up.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 15, 2020 12:00 AM |
Didn't Erik Prince fuck the maid (or nanny?) while his wife lay in bed sick?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 15, 2020 12:14 AM |
George H. W, Bush had a years long affair with his secretary. But if you’re married to the Quaker Oats guy, you can be forgiven for going after a real woman
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 15, 2020 12:43 AM |
John Travolta and the masseur(s)
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 15, 2020 2:06 AM |
David Brooks is a celebrity? I like his column but 'celebrity' is a stretch.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 15, 2020 4:43 AM |
Henry VIII
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 21, 2020 3:03 PM |
(R69) Funny story about Basia. I waited on her almost every Sunday night at a restaurant near New Hope, PA. She would have her chauffeur wait in the parking lot, no matter how warm or cold is was outside. She was always alone, and began with a single glass of house wine. After she had eaten, she would take home anything and everything left, including bread, bitter, and rice (!) She tipped 10 %.. A strange woman, for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 21, 2020 3:17 PM |
R98 Thanks for sharing, what was the cuisine of the restaurant? At least with the chauffeur she diminished the chance of ending up in a canal and drowning.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 21, 2020 3:22 PM |
[R99] Eclectic American...funny you say that; I drove by the restaurant where Savage died on my way home that Sunday night, and I can ascertain that the fog was so thick I could not see a few feet ahead. Not surprised that they got confused.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 21, 2020 4:04 PM |
Bill Clinton
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 21, 2020 9:16 PM |