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Celebrities Who Fucked the Help

David Brooks is on TV now and I can't help but to remember how he met his current wife (his former research assistant). Who has shat where they sleep?

by Anonymousreply 101Last Saturday at 12:16 PM

Robin Williams married the nanny.

Schwarzeneggar and the housekeeper had a son.

by Anonymousreply 111/13/2020

Arnold had his mini-me with his maid. Apparently he thought no one would find out! lol

by Anonymousreply 211/13/2020

Jude Law

by Anonymousreply 311/13/2020

Princess Anne

by Anonymousreply 411/13/2020

Wasn't there a payoff to Trump's doorman about a child with the housekeeper? Or was it just an affair?

by Anonymousreply 511/13/2020

Woody Harrelson married his personal assistant, Laura Louie. Married since 2008.

by Anonymousreply 611/13/2020

Jude Law also fucked the nanny. David Beckham did his personal assistant and recently rumored to have impregnated his daughter’s teacher.

But by far the fucking weirdest celebrity hook-up wasn’t with the help but with in-laws. After divorcing his wife, Robert Plant started a relationship with her sister and had a son with her, making the son a sibling-cousin to his children with his ex-wife.

by Anonymousreply 711/13/2020

The German director Murnau was blowing his 14 yo driver when the car veered off the road and killed Murnau.

by Anonymousreply 811/13/2020

Matt Damon married his bartender.

by Anonymousreply 911/13/2020

Lady Sybil on "Downton Abbey."

by Anonymousreply 1011/13/2020

Cher fucked her bagel delivery boy.

by Anonymousreply 1111/13/2020

Madonna and her dancer boy toys

by Anonymousreply 1211/13/2020

Donald Trump and his whore.

by Anonymousreply 1311/13/2020

Ben Affleck

by Anonymousreply 1411/13/2020

Julia Roberts fucked and married a cameraman.

by Anonymousreply 1511/13/2020

R15 and he was also married but Roberts didn’t get skewered by fans the way Angelina Jolie did.

by Anonymousreply 1611/13/2020

Miss Roberts was America's Sweetheart. She's was beyond reproach.

by Anonymousreply 1711/13/2020

Ironically in the Help, I don’t think any of the employers diddled the maids.

by Anonymousreply 1811/13/2020

Hunter with his dead brother's wife, Kathleen. jeesh.

by Anonymousreply 1911/13/2020

^ Beau's widowed wife's name is Hallie. Hunter's ex-wife is Kathleen. But yes, it was F'd up.

by Anonymousreply 2011/13/2020

Hunter/ Hallie pairing was fucked up not just inappropriate but fucked up for the kids. Hey kids, I’m still your uncle but I’m fucking your mom so there’s a possibility that if she’s a good fuck I’ll stick around and be your step-daddy.

by Anonymousreply 2111/13/2020

Patty Hearst married her bodyguard

by Anonymousreply 2211/13/2020

[quote]Hunter with his dead brother's wife, Kathleen. jeesh.

How does she qualify as "the help?"

by Anonymousreply 2311/13/2020

Ann Jillian married her bodyguard.

by Anonymousreply 2411/13/2020

Patty Hearst married her bodyguard too.

by Anonymousreply 2511/13/2020

Julia Roberts seems to get a free pass for everything.

by Anonymousreply 2611/13/2020

[Quote]Hunter/ Hallie pairing was fucked up not just inappropriate but fucked up for the kids. Hey kids, I’m still your uncle but I’m fucking your mom so there’s a possibility that if she’s a good fuck I’ll stick around and be your step-daddy

Except there are NUMEROUS biblical references for a brother required to step in for his brother's widow, marrying her thus saving her children from starvation and death, if not being completely abandoned by the tribe. Isn't Onanism originally Jewish?

Except Hunter's addictions took it a terrible step further...

by Anonymousreply 2711/13/2020

Princess Margaret

by Anonymousreply 2811/13/2020

Fallon Carrington did her chauffeur, Michael, on Original Dynasty and New Dynasty.

by Anonymousreply 2911/13/2020

Was Britney and the baby daddy mentioned yet?

by Anonymousreply 3011/13/2020

Fallon was the original Sibyl unless you go by historical time period.

by Anonymousreply 3111/13/2020

Lady Chatterley

by Anonymousreply 3211/13/2020

Angela hooked up with her housekeeper, Tony, on Who's the Boss...so did Jonathan Bauer (DL fave and hottie Danny Pintauro).

by Anonymousreply 3311/13/2020

Madame Bovary

by Anonymousreply 3411/13/2020

Do interns count, or do they have to be paid?

by Anonymousreply 3511/13/2020

Franklin Roosevelt

by Anonymousreply 3611/13/2020

Congressman Glen Morley

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by Anonymousreply 3711/13/2020

Baron Von Trapp

by Anonymousreply 3811/13/2020

Corey Lewondowski

by Anonymousreply 3911/13/2020

Matt Damon f***ed and married a bartender.

by Anonymousreply 4011/13/2020

James Gandolfini got his assistant pregnant and married her, but divorced soon after.

by Anonymousreply 4111/13/2020

The correct phrase is never shit where you eat. A rule I apply to my own life, not that i haven't been propositioned in a few places I've worked. Of course I've politely declined such advances.

by Anonymousreply 4211/13/2020

Rock Hudson did "loads" of landscapers, deliverymen, valets, etc.

by Anonymousreply 4311/13/2020

Bill Clinton

by Anonymousreply 4411/13/2020

Trump

by Anonymousreply 4511/13/2020

Oh. My. God. The Help?!?

Get out of this cabin!

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by Anonymousreply 4611/13/2020

[quote]there are NUMEROUS biblical references for a brother required to step in for his brother's widow,

R27 Those LAWS (not references and certainly not numerous) are meant solely for JEWS not horny, appropriating Xtians.

by Anonymousreply 4711/13/2020

The Bible needs some serious updating.

by Anonymousreply 4811/13/2020

"I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were."

— Seal's comment on Heidi Klum's affair with her bodyguard.

by Anonymousreply 4911/13/2020

Princess Stephanie (of Monaco) married her bodyguard. Didn't Brando's daughter, Cheyenne, do that, too? Or at least these people had a kid or two together.

by Anonymousreply 5011/13/2020

Sarah Brightman and her keyboard player

by Anonymousreply 5111/13/2020

Is bodyguard just a euphemism?

by Anonymousreply 5211/13/2020

Christian Brando killed his sister's "help". Lover's triangle, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 5311/13/2020

Isn’t Malaria sleeping with a secret service agent or something? Tiffany too.

by Anonymousreply 5411/14/2020

So Freddie Mercury's former lover was his chef. A handsome young Italian-American fellow who tragically died of AIDS and who he left 500,000 pounds to. His accountant was also a hook up who is still alive. Also, his ex girlfriend was his heiress. He also left 500,000 pounds to his last partner and bought him a beautiful home in Ireland where he spent his last days. He was also Freddie's gardener and hairstylist to his ex girlfriend before he came out.

by Anonymousreply 5511/14/2020

Susan Ford married Charles Vance, one of her father's Secret Service agents.

by Anonymousreply 5611/14/2020

R53 But did Phil fuck the waitress before he blew her head off?

by Anonymousreply 5711/14/2020

Natalie Wood awoke one night and discovered Robert Wagner fucking their butler.

by Anonymousreply 5811/14/2020

Captain von Trapp and Maria.

by Anonymousreply 5911/14/2020

Speaking of waiter/waitress fucking, did Nicole Brown hook up with Ron Goldman, I know he seemed gayer than a three dollar bill, but there was speculation.

by Anonymousreply 6011/14/2020

There must be stories of celebs hooking up with their trainers or Pilates/CrossFit instructors?

by Anonymousreply 6111/14/2020

Weren’t there stories about Travolta and massage therapists?

by Anonymousreply 6211/14/2020

R37, now I want to see The Farmer’s Daughter. Was it good?

by Anonymousreply 6311/14/2020

R55 500,000 pounds of what?

by Anonymousreply 6411/14/2020

So for straight men, your best route to nailing a celeb are to be a backup dancer or bodyguard and for straight woman nanny or makeup artist?

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by Anonymousreply 6511/14/2020

I prefer celebrities who helped the fuck!

by Anonymousreply 6611/14/2020

Fucking JFK at least got us a walk-on in the movie Advise and Consent's party scene..

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by Anonymousreply 6711/14/2020

FDR

Ike

by Anonymousreply 6811/14/2020

Johnson & Johnson heir John Seward Johnson took up with Basia, the cook from Poland whom his wife hired. Basia married Mr Johnson and she eventually got the bulk of his $400 million estate after he died in 1983 ($1.03 billion as of 2019).

by Anonymousreply 6911/14/2020

R69, She must have made a mean kielbasa.

by Anonymousreply 7011/14/2020

Sean Bean married his bartender too, but they divorced quickly.

Robin Gibbs had a child with one of his housekeepers.

by Anonymousreply 7111/14/2020

Arch segregationist senator Strom Thurmond fathered a daughter by a black maid in his family's home.

by Anonymousreply 7211/14/2020

R8, luckily the paramedics were able to remove the penis from his mouth and re-attach.

by Anonymousreply 7311/14/2020

r69, I read a book about the fight for the Johnson & Johnson estate. Basia's attorney was Nina Zagat, who with her husband, authored the Zagat Guide.

by Anonymousreply 7411/14/2020

R74, *that* Basia?

Was it Time and Tide?

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by Anonymousreply 7511/14/2020

Ethan Hawke and his kids's nanny.

by Anonymousreply 7611/14/2020

R75 haha I ran to Wikipedia, wondering the same!

by Anonymousreply 7711/14/2020

There’s an insane amount of nanny fucking going on!

by Anonymousreply 7811/14/2020

Fran Fine hooked up with Mr. Sheffield, married him, had twins with him.

by Anonymousreply 7911/14/2020

[quote]There must be stories of celebs hooking up with their trainers?

Yes. I’m the result.

by Anonymousreply 8011/14/2020

Apparently, most nannies have a clause in their contract that requires getting dicked down by daddy.

by Anonymousreply 8111/14/2020

Why didn't Armie go this route? Excellent PR potential from the scandal... particularly if it's a manny.

by Anonymousreply 8211/14/2020

Aaron Rodgers and his "assistant" Kevin Lanflisi

Kevin Spacey and various assistants

by Anonymousreply 8311/14/2020

[quote] There’s an insane amount of nanny fucking going on!

That's why when my sister and b-i-l decided to get a nanny for their two kids, I told my sister in all seriousness to hire a woman between 60 and 65.

by Anonymousreply 8411/14/2020

R65 - money but tbh people weren't exactly fair to him to criticize him for not openly declaring his AIDS status from say one to the British press. There were several men sick with AIDS in that house and he even said he feared and his ex (who lived next door with her family) feared to tell because of the stigma, potential harassment, and hate that still existed, even in 1992, around AIDS. Sad but true.

by Anonymousreply 8511/14/2020

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, when still a princess, had 2 children with Prince Philip of Greece, who was at that time employed in her father’s armed forces.

by Anonymousreply 8611/14/2020

R86 - well they were married.

by Anonymousreply 8711/14/2020

Hugh Jackman and his "assistant"

by Anonymousreply 8811/14/2020

J. Edgar Hoover was fucking (or getting fucked by) his assistant, Clyde.

by Anonymousreply 8911/14/2020

We've gossiped about Aaron Schock humping his interns

Mark Foley hit on interns and pages

David Dreier was dating his chief of staff back in the day (Are they still together?)

by Anonymousreply 9011/14/2020

Congressman Gary Condit fucked his intern, Chandra Levy. She disappeared. He wouldn't talk. 9/11 happened and the Chandra story was forgotten...until her remains were found in Rock Creek Park a year later. Yes, I've been to the exact murder site.

by Anonymousreply 9111/14/2020

He didn't murder her. Freepers made that up.

by Anonymousreply 9211/14/2020

Didn't Erik Prince fuck the maid (or nanny?) while his wife lay in bed sick?

by Anonymousreply 9311/14/2020

George H. W, Bush had a years long affair with his secretary. But if you’re married to the Quaker Oats guy, you can be forgiven for going after a real woman

by Anonymousreply 9411/14/2020

John Travolta and the masseur(s)

by Anonymousreply 9511/14/2020

David Brooks is a celebrity? I like his column but 'celebrity' is a stretch.

by Anonymousreply 9611/14/2020

Henry VIII

by Anonymousreply 97Last Saturday at 6:03 AM

(R69) Funny story about Basia. I waited on her almost every Sunday night at a restaurant near New Hope, PA. She would have her chauffeur wait in the parking lot, no matter how warm or cold is was outside. She was always alone, and began with a single glass of house wine. After she had eaten, she would take home anything and everything left, including bread, bitter, and rice (!) She tipped 10 %.. A strange woman, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Saturday at 6:17 AM

R98 Thanks for sharing, what was the cuisine of the restaurant? At least with the chauffeur she diminished the chance of ending up in a canal and drowning.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Saturday at 6:22 AM

[R99] Eclectic American...funny you say that; I drove by the restaurant where Savage died on my way home that Sunday night, and I can ascertain that the fog was so thick I could not see a few feet ahead. Not surprised that they got confused.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Saturday at 7:04 AM

Bill Clinton

by Anonymousreply 101Last Saturday at 12:16 PM
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