David Brooks is on TV now and I can't help but to remember how he met his current wife (his former research assistant). Who has shat where they sleep?
Celebrities Who Fucked the Help
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Robin Williams married the nanny.
Schwarzeneggar and the housekeeper had a son.
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Arnold had his mini-me with his maid. Apparently he thought no one would find out! lol
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Wasn't there a payoff to Trump's doorman about a child with the housekeeper? Or was it just an affair?
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Woody Harrelson married his personal assistant, Laura Louie. Married since 2008.
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Jude Law also fucked the nanny. David Beckham did his personal assistant and recently rumored to have impregnated his daughter’s teacher.
But by far the fucking weirdest celebrity hook-up wasn’t with the help but with in-laws. After divorcing his wife, Robert Plant started a relationship with her sister and had a son with her, making the son a sibling-cousin to his children with his ex-wife.
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The German director Murnau was blowing his 14 yo driver when the car veered off the road and killed Murnau.
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Matt Damon married his bartender.
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Lady Sybil on "Downton Abbey."
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Cher fucked her bagel delivery boy.
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Madonna and her dancer boy toys
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Donald Trump and his whore.
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Julia Roberts fucked and married a cameraman.
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R15 and he was also married but Roberts didn’t get skewered by fans the way Angelina Jolie did.
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Miss Roberts was America's Sweetheart. She's was beyond reproach.
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Ironically in the Help, I don’t think any of the employers diddled the maids.
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Hunter with his dead brother's wife, Kathleen. jeesh.
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^ Beau's widowed wife's name is Hallie. Hunter's ex-wife is Kathleen. But yes, it was F'd up.
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Hunter/ Hallie pairing was fucked up not just inappropriate but fucked up for the kids. Hey kids, I’m still your uncle but I’m fucking your mom so there’s a possibility that if she’s a good fuck I’ll stick around and be your step-daddy.
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Patty Hearst married her bodyguard
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[quote]Hunter with his dead brother's wife, Kathleen. jeesh.
How does she qualify as "the help?"
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Ann Jillian married her bodyguard.
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Patty Hearst married her bodyguard too.
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Julia Roberts seems to get a free pass for everything.
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[Quote]Hunter/ Hallie pairing was fucked up not just inappropriate but fucked up for the kids. Hey kids, I’m still your uncle but I’m fucking your mom so there’s a possibility that if she’s a good fuck I’ll stick around and be your step-daddy
Except there are NUMEROUS biblical references for a brother required to step in for his brother's widow, marrying her thus saving her children from starvation and death, if not being completely abandoned by the tribe. Isn't Onanism originally Jewish?
Except Hunter's addictions took it a terrible step further...
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Fallon Carrington did her chauffeur, Michael, on Original Dynasty and New Dynasty.
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Was Britney and the baby daddy mentioned yet?
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Fallon was the original Sibyl unless you go by historical time period.
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Angela hooked up with her housekeeper, Tony, on Who's the Boss...so did Jonathan Bauer (DL fave and hottie Danny Pintauro).
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Do interns count, or do they have to be paid?
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Congressman Glen Morley
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Baron Von Trapp
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Matt Damon f***ed and married a bartender.
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James Gandolfini got his assistant pregnant and married her, but divorced soon after.
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The correct phrase is never shit where you eat. A rule I apply to my own life, not that i haven't been propositioned in a few places I've worked. Of course I've politely declined such advances.
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Rock Hudson did "loads" of landscapers, deliverymen, valets, etc.
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Oh. My. God. The Help?!?
Get out of this cabin!
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[quote]there are NUMEROUS biblical references for a brother required to step in for his brother's widow,
R27 Those LAWS (not references and certainly not numerous) are meant solely for JEWS not horny, appropriating Xtians.
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The Bible needs some serious updating.
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"I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were."
— Seal's comment on Heidi Klum's affair with her bodyguard.
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Princess Stephanie (of Monaco) married her bodyguard. Didn't Brando's daughter, Cheyenne, do that, too? Or at least these people had a kid or two together.
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Sarah Brightman and her keyboard player
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Is bodyguard just a euphemism?
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Christian Brando killed his sister's "help". Lover's triangle, no doubt.
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Isn’t Malaria sleeping with a secret service agent or something? Tiffany too.
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So Freddie Mercury's former lover was his chef. A handsome young Italian-American fellow who tragically died of AIDS and who he left 500,000 pounds to. His accountant was also a hook up who is still alive. Also, his ex girlfriend was his heiress. He also left 500,000 pounds to his last partner and bought him a beautiful home in Ireland where he spent his last days. He was also Freddie's gardener and hairstylist to his ex girlfriend before he came out.
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Susan Ford married Charles Vance, one of her father's Secret Service agents.
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R53 But did Phil fuck the waitress before he blew her head off?
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Natalie Wood awoke one night and discovered Robert Wagner fucking their butler.
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Captain von Trapp and Maria.
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Speaking of waiter/waitress fucking, did Nicole Brown hook up with Ron Goldman, I know he seemed gayer than a three dollar bill, but there was speculation.
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There must be stories of celebs hooking up with their trainers or Pilates/CrossFit instructors?
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Weren’t there stories about Travolta and massage therapists?
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R37, now I want to see The Farmer’s Daughter. Was it good?
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R55 500,000 pounds of what?
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So for straight men, your best route to nailing a celeb are to be a backup dancer or bodyguard and for straight woman nanny or makeup artist?
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I prefer celebrities who helped the fuck!
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Fucking JFK at least got us a walk-on in the movie Advise and Consent's party scene..
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Johnson & Johnson heir John Seward Johnson took up with Basia, the cook from Poland whom his wife hired. Basia married Mr Johnson and she eventually got the bulk of his $400 million estate after he died in 1983 ($1.03 billion as of 2019).
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R69, She must have made a mean kielbasa.
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Sean Bean married his bartender too, but they divorced quickly.
Robin Gibbs had a child with one of his housekeepers.
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Arch segregationist senator Strom Thurmond fathered a daughter by a black maid in his family's home.
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R8, luckily the paramedics were able to remove the penis from his mouth and re-attach.
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r69, I read a book about the fight for the Johnson & Johnson estate. Basia's attorney was Nina Zagat, who with her husband, authored the Zagat Guide.
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R74, *that* Basia?
Was it Time and Tide?
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Ethan Hawke and his kids's nanny.
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R75 haha I ran to Wikipedia, wondering the same!
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There’s an insane amount of nanny fucking going on!
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Fran Fine hooked up with Mr. Sheffield, married him, had twins with him.
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[quote]There must be stories of celebs hooking up with their trainers?
Yes. I’m the result.
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Apparently, most nannies have a clause in their contract that requires getting dicked down by daddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/14/2020|
Why didn't Armie go this route? Excellent PR potential from the scandal... particularly if it's a manny.
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Aaron Rodgers and his "assistant" Kevin Lanflisi
Kevin Spacey and various assistants
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[quote] There’s an insane amount of nanny fucking going on!
That's why when my sister and b-i-l decided to get a nanny for their two kids, I told my sister in all seriousness to hire a woman between 60 and 65.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/14/2020|
R65 - money but tbh people weren't exactly fair to him to criticize him for not openly declaring his AIDS status from say one to the British press. There were several men sick with AIDS in that house and he even said he feared and his ex (who lived next door with her family) feared to tell because of the stigma, potential harassment, and hate that still existed, even in 1992, around AIDS. Sad but true.
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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, when still a princess, had 2 children with Prince Philip of Greece, who was at that time employed in her father’s armed forces.
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R86 - well they were married.
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Hugh Jackman and his "assistant"
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J. Edgar Hoover was fucking (or getting fucked by) his assistant, Clyde.
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We've gossiped about Aaron Schock humping his interns
Mark Foley hit on interns and pages
David Dreier was dating his chief of staff back in the day (Are they still together?)
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/14/2020|
Congressman Gary Condit fucked his intern, Chandra Levy. She disappeared. He wouldn't talk. 9/11 happened and the Chandra story was forgotten...until her remains were found in Rock Creek Park a year later. Yes, I've been to the exact murder site.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/14/2020|
He didn't murder her. Freepers made that up.
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Didn't Erik Prince fuck the maid (or nanny?) while his wife lay in bed sick?
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George H. W, Bush had a years long affair with his secretary. But if you’re married to the Quaker Oats guy, you can be forgiven for going after a real woman
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John Travolta and the masseur(s)
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David Brooks is a celebrity? I like his column but 'celebrity' is a stretch.
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|by Anonymous||reply 97||Last Saturday at 6:03 AM|
(R69) Funny story about Basia. I waited on her almost every Sunday night at a restaurant near New Hope, PA. She would have her chauffeur wait in the parking lot, no matter how warm or cold is was outside. She was always alone, and began with a single glass of house wine. After she had eaten, she would take home anything and everything left, including bread, bitter, and rice (!) She tipped 10 %.. A strange woman, for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||Last Saturday at 6:17 AM|
R98 Thanks for sharing, what was the cuisine of the restaurant? At least with the chauffeur she diminished the chance of ending up in a canal and drowning.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||Last Saturday at 6:22 AM|
[R99] Eclectic American...funny you say that; I drove by the restaurant where Savage died on my way home that Sunday night, and I can ascertain that the fog was so thick I could not see a few feet ahead. Not surprised that they got confused.
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