Trump will address the public at 4:00 ET today

What absolute fuckery is to come?

This fat blob is so exhausting

What networks are going to cover this shit?

It won't be easy, you'll think it strange

When I try to explain how I feel

That I still need your love after all that I've done

You won't believe me

All you will see is a blob you once knew

He's still just as fat as a swine

At sixes and sevens with you

Announcing total troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, per Putin’s orders.

They should cover him until he starts talking bullshit and then coordinate cutting away.

It's about Operation Warp Speed, the vaccine program.

So, just a still photograph of him at the podium, then, R6.

Wake me when it’s over.

I've vowed never to listen to him talk again, and I intend to stick to that.

Another blubbering series of stupidity to claim he was cheated out of the election. Many lawsuits. So many fraud. Bigly cheating by dems, etc.

R4 Evita is at best a Miami 6, New York 7

He's going to take a dump on stage and then tell America to fuck off for rejecting him.

He's going to announce a special-council investigation of Hunter.

He'll take one dump onstage and then demand a recount of exactly how many dumps came out.

"You Must Love Me", with Pence on guitar.

He'll beg for forgiveness and say that he tried his best.

Oh god, I bet this is his Evita moment on the balcony where he demands “You must love me!”

Who cares. I'm sick of hearing his stupid voice and endless lies.

Whatever he's going to talk about will devolve into a rant about how badly he's being treated and how he actually won the election and deserves another 4 years.

He's going to announce he is finally in possession of the server with all of Hillary's emails and that she'll never be president.

Public, aren't we busy at 4 o'clock? Perhaps another time, Don.

Summary: They found the vaccine for COVID, but Pfizer is in bed with Biden which is why they waited. The only reason they gave the vaccine is because of Trump.

The election was rigged and a fraud and he won, he will present evidence on Fox News at 9 pm.

He’s the best president ever with the most votes ever and the biggest mushroom ever.

#Operation Warp Concede asshole

He will announce what he will be doing for his second term.

He’s nuts you know.

Well, I hope he’ll be adequately coked up for it.

Tell him, I'm busy, I gotta wash my hair.

Who dis?

Live from the press room:

Hamberder.

[quote]Announcing total troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, per Putin’s orders.

Most likely the talking point I think. Then he'll take no questions and lurch toward the exit door, grabbing on to the wall for support.

[quote]Live from the press room:

I like this version better for Trump

Should: Apologize, concede and resign

Will: Encourage his followers to march and demand that their legislators veto the election results and give him a second term since he “legally won“ (insane lies)

He's going to fire up the Proud Boys march on Washington set for this weekend.

It's suppose to be about Operation Warp Speed (I think it's vaccines but the title could apply to a quick troop withdrawal from Afghanistan).

This should THRILL the 70 million cunts who voted for him.

So no Judge Judy on CBS today?

Maybe he'll pull a Palin.

Let me dream.

He's going to be pissy and play the blame game. Everyone is to blame, it was rigged, BELIEVE ME.

OK, everybody! I got a gun and George Washington!

/points banana to portrait yanked off wall

Just gimmie everything I ask for and the old loser doesn't get hurt! I wanna second term and then a third term, 'cause the first one they were mean to me, and I want, um, let's see, Hilary in jail for e-mailing and, um, abut a hundred million dollars, maybe more, maybe a million hundred dollars...and 3,000 Big Macs, a ton of fries and a Shamrock Shake, I don't care if it's not Irish Day, I want one! Also a helicopter waiting for me. Made of solid GLOD!

He's going to announce the magat parade shit for Saturday...Mark. My. Words.

fucking dumb cunt

He's .... going to PRESENT LAME-DUCK PRESIDENT HOLE!!!!

Maybe he will concede... his lawsuits keep getting tossed in the gutter

I'd give everything I own for him to pull a Bud Dwyer on live TV.

-r45- if only! it would be my honor to SEND HIM THE NECESSARY MATERIALS!

They need to give him the Ceaucescu treatment.

CNN just announced GA for Biden so maybe, just maybe.....

Yeah, and Pence will call his wife by her first name, not mother.....

Georgia, Arizona.

Fucking icing on the cake

I'd still love to see both Pence and Trump crowned.

That would be the icing on this cake!

I'm guessing it's about the vaccine too, since Modena's is coming along, but he'll try to claim that he's responsible for the Phizer vaccine too, even though Phizer already stated that the development of it with the German company wasn't part of Operation Warp Speed.

Operation Warped Mind is more like it.

R45 I still remember when that happened!

Will this be his Evita moment? What will he sing?

Friday afternoon dump.

I doubt he'll even mention the election; just say offhand that the lawyers are finding out some "interesting stuff". "Stay tuned!" "You'll know soon!" That usual crap.

R54 Only if he wants to clear the place out.

I don’t give a fuck what he says. I’m just curious to see his battered loser face, with signs of profound stress. That’s all I want. I want to see him stressed the fuck out. It’s been over a week since we’ve seen this bitch.

R58 I'll anxiously await the descriptive elements of loss and frustration and anxiety and aging on his face. We've got some great writers here who obviously did very well in creative writing. I'll only watch the recorded video if puss starts oozing out of his ears and his blood shot eyes explode.

Ignore this fucker. Ignore him from now until January 20th, and then continue to ignore him for the rest of his miserable life, which should end within a few years anyway. He's completely irrelevant and isn't worth the time of day.

"A lot of people are saying I won this election, I won it by a lot, and that Sleepy Joe stole the election with that crazy Harris woman, and Antifa."

It would be absolutely awesome if no one showed up.

An empty room. No audience.

Please stop comparing Trump to Evita. It sounds.

Has he had Botox?

[quote] He will announce what he will be doing for his second term.

This.

Link:

He’s going to announce that all votes for democrat candidates are illegal.

I know the Lincoln Project is controversial for some on here, but I hope they shut down any trump plans to run for any kind of office.

He's announcing his transition so he can become the first female president.

[quote] He’s going to announce that all votes for democrat candidates are illegal.

He only cares about his own election and votes.

r69 wins

The Lincoln Project is a Republican grift to keep potential donor money from reaching Democratic candidates. It had no effect on the election since MORE Republicans supported Trump this time, and statistically no GOP voters were moved to support Biden. Stop pretending it's anything else but a GOP con game.

Why is pinning his delusion of a second term on a vaccine, when almost everybody (his supporters, and the 75 million people who hate him) isn't going to get vaccinated at all, or only until long after he's out of office?

This is pretty desperate. Hitler at least knew how to go out with class and style.

Actually, I'm more interested in what that crazy guy standing at the corner yelling at people has to say. It's just as informative and grounded in reality.

Oh yeahhh he’s going to take credit for the vaccine! Has anyone listed that yet?

Is this the official Trump address live blog?

Yeah might as well be.

Is he late as usual?

Just getting a quick change of the Depends r78

CNN just said that Trump will be talking about the vaccine.

But, I'm sure he'll add all the other stuff.

He’ll take credit for the vaccine even though he’s already killed almost 300,000 people.

I hate his guts and just want him to go away.

The only appearance I want to see of this traitorous monster.

And his deliverer.

I’m now of the opinion he’s waiting to secure a pardon from Pence before resigning.

Which means he won't actually show up until 4:30 - 5:00 pm.

It’s 415. Where the fuck are you? You’re not important, anymore. Keep the “late entrance to keep them in suspense”, bullshit.

He's announcing he is splltting-up with Melania and Lá Sènatrice is moving in.

He needs to prepare, i.e. snort some adderall.

The fat fuck is late

Why can’t he be on time? A control move?

He got the idea from Madonna.

Because nobody’s time matters except his own.

Nancy to speak at same time.

Whine about vaccine announcement timing, bleat about Dominion, crow about his "yuge landslide victory", encourage Nazis to show up in DC tomorrow, insult Sleepy Joe, storm off the stage without answering a single question.

And... scene.

The press should just leave after 15 minutes. It would be great if he walked into an empty room.

Pfizer is ahead on the vaccine and didn't take government money to do it, and didn't report to Trump. Pfizer spoke with Biden's people.

CNN showed the stage set-up and there was a poster about Operation Warp Speed.

Nancy wants to steal Trump's air time. LMAO

In a bizarre senior moment he will encourage his supporters to get out and vote Tuesday.

Slight limp. Bone spurs must be acting up.

Ugh here we go.

Tours has arrived

R99 gout

Lie lie lie

Operation Whoopsy?

Turd, dammit.

More lies

He's breathing hard. Permanent Covid effects?

Lol did someone sedate him?

I can’t. I’m out. The lies....

He sounds very congested

He tweeted this 3 hours ago:

[quote] Heartwarming to see all of the tremendous support out there, especially the organic Rallies that are springing up all over the Country, including a big one on Saturday in D.C. I may even try to stop by and say hello. This Election was Rigged, from Dominion all the way up & down!

Is he referring to the Proud Boys rally that is supposedly planned?

Wasn’t his hair yellow?

So far it's I, I, I, I.........

Dino’s gov’t gave Pfizer a billion dollars?

Pfizer is about to light him up

R107, could just be that he weighs 300 pounds and snorts drugs all day.

How long before the networks cut him off again?

"Hillary would have killed us all!"

That is supposed to say Dump not Dino.

R112, there are TWO Donald Trumps.

You call *that* hair, R112??

Yep, he's taking credit. No other administration could possibly have done it this fast. blah, blah

His hair doesn't match his face.

The man is George Constanza he is just going to pretend like there is nothing changed!

He’s dying to riff. I’m sure he will.

His hair is white. I guess he stopped the pee rinses.

And no fucktard, your administration WILL NOT oversee the distribution of the vaccine, as YOU and YOUR administration will be OUT OF OFFICE!

CUNT

So he's taking credit for Pfizer's vaccine?

He just said Pfizer lied! What an ass.

Seniors, we can reclaim THE GOLDEN YEARS of our lives !!!

Riffing now. Attacking New York.

You're a crazy fat person.

Say it again

You're a crazy fat person.

That white dust bunny on his head is a big improvement.

Even his combover-wiglet is defeated

Yes, the golden years. Someone please, take a shot at him. Right between his fucking eyes

He can’t control his Cuomo hate.

“The most and BEST tests!”

“No one’s ever seen anything like it!”

“Foreign leaders are calling to congratulate me!”

The usual..

Now it gets good!

Screwing over New York

Oh here he goes... life’s blood: insulting people and lying.

No, you moron, case levels are high because PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK.

He's encouraging New Yorkers to die to get back at Cuomo.

Um - he is truly insane - can we get a restraining order against him?

His hair looks much better now. Weird.

He hates New York because they celebrated in the streets when Biden won

He ALWAYS has to say something derogatory about someone. Gov Cuomo's turn today.

You can tell he's off the steroids he was on during the campaigning...loser energy now.

The worst president in modern history, and one of the worst humans ever.

He sounds low energy. LOW. ENERGY.

[quote]“Foreign leaders are calling to congratulate me!”

That awful blue jacket.

Too blue.

Like a Dick Tracy villain blue.

He hates NY because NY hates him.

They know him too well.

I wish I had voted for Trump now!

"tremendous" ... "incredible" ...

What about that “Big Beautiful Stimulus” that he promised?

He's sniffing a lot.

He’s soooooooo jealous that foreign leaders are calling Biden.

"We haven't had one person who needed a ventilator who didn't get one."

But you're going to have a lot of people who need beds who aren't going to get them.

Drink a shot every time you hear him say "MY administration". You'll be quickly plastered.

Brag brag bragged brag. So fucking dull.

More than 70 million people voted for this nutcase. Just remember that when anyone tells you that this country will ever get any better.

Think about it, we are getting a briefing, albeit useless, at the same time Joe Biden is getting one.

Time will tell...moves away a little from not leaving

His hair thing is white/gray today.

This is going to south really quick. He is ready to explode.

Ventilators!

Keeping this rant in context, the beauty of this whole psycho-babble, is that he will be out of office in two months... Lol It is so fucking ridiculous.

I’m loving watching his demise.

#Loooooooooser

#LockItUp

He really fucking hopes his supporters will start a civil war.

His hair looks platinum today, it's like a chameleon.

Well I'm waiting.

[quote] Think about it, we are getting a briefing, albeit useless, at the same time Joe Biden is getting one.

He is? I thought he wasn’t.

He's talking as if we're not in the midst of the worst stage of the pandemic (so far) right now.

Why is is still campaigning?

At least he's not calling his people a bunch of faggy fags like Bolsonaro....

NBC cut away

Ugh cut away. This is so stupid.

Who is this fucking chooch, with the shiny suit?

I looooooove how he’s “letting himself go”. I also think it is HILARIOUS that he has to get up there and masturbate his ego in front of the entire world lolololol.....oh my God, it’s too funny!

Is he gonna take questions?

It’s a jacket r178

He lying. The same lies he's been telling America all along.

Sounds like he's giving a campaign speech. Someone remind this fucker that the election is over and he LOST.

Better yet, somebody take this son of a bitch out.

Darn, I can't believe i wasted my vote on Biden. And...and...and....I realize now Hillary and Obama brought covid into the US to harm Americans...and..and..and...Benghazi....and..and..an....

"....and CUT. We're outta here."

Lol he slipped and said he hopes Biden won’t impose a national lockdown

No questions. End with Pence.

He does seem to be calling for someone to do something to change the election. Talking about what woulda, could and still might happen with other administrations. Jesus Christ dude give it up. The election is over. We've mostly all moved on.

Where is a sharpshooter when you need them?

I switched from CNN because they didn’t cut away.

He was just reading from a binder with no talk about the election. He said “we’ll see” which administration goes forward

Like I say, compared to this monster, at least Hitler knew how and when to end it all with class and style.

So the USA needed Operation Warp Speed to produce vaccines at the same pace as the rest of the world?

[quote]Lol he slipped and said he hopes Biden won’t impose a national lockdown

David Frum was right—the play therapy is working!

He's suffering.... Fuck you, shit stain.

R182 I agree. He can’t accept campaigns are over, he lost.

[quote]I’m loving watching his demise.

So am I! Instead of checking Twitter first thing to see "what fucking awful thing did he do/say today?" (or, "Is he dead yet?"), I now check first thing to see "What news will make him even MORE of a loser today?" (and, "Is he dead yet?")

He can't tell the drug companies where to distribute their vaccines, especially the companies who aren't funded by the U.S. government.

Bring on Pence. Let’s hear how he tries to spin this calamity into an achievement.

“I’ve sent more souls to Heaven than WWII.”

[quote]Like I say, compared to this monster, at least Hitler knew how and when to end it all with class and style.

Not to mention a kind of "dignity", which is more than I can say for Mussolini and his own mistress.

No, Amorphous shit-blob, you didn't change my mind. You're still a rotten, putrid turd—vaccine or Not.

NYC is the financial capital of the world. They’ll be first on the list for a vaccine.

I really hope the media doesn’t hang on Dump’s every word for the next four years.

Interesting. A 4 star general as a response to that other military guy.

Trump's still waiting for his transition team to throw him the Hail Mary Pass.

“Lol he slipped and said he hopes Biden won’t impose a national lockdown”

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Good pick up! And there you have it. Trump absolutely said that “he hopes Biden won’t impose a lockdown”.... BIDEN..... There. He fucking said it. Bye loser!

Fuck CNN just cut away too.

Much more interesting to read these comments - instead of watching Trump.

This will now be my go to place for Trump speeches.

What is the point of this? He doesn’t seem presidential at all. He seems like the head butler reading out tomorrow’s meals.

But it’s almost gracious. An almost gracious last act. Almost. If taken out of context.

Why does his hair keep changing colors?

Dr. Sanjay Gupta from CNN just threw an ocean full of water on trumps claim that the vaccine would be ready in December. Gupta is saying early spring for distribution. I trust Gupta.

Trump sucks diseased horse cock in hell! He so desperately wants to see vaccine distribution before his flabby ass is thrown out of the White House in January. Well Donny, that is not going to happen.

They're leaning awfully hard on a vaccine that hasn't yet been proven safe and effective.

I'm watching on FOX after listening to the pundits on MNBC and CNN. I am curious what Pence will say.

They keep using the words "American people“ but only talk about how great the President is.

Alex Azar also attacks Cuomo.

Alex Azar: "Mr. President thank you for you leadership that has gotten us where we are today."

Donnie: "Fuck you Azar!!"

In what way was this vaccine a direct result of that warp speed operation?

Pence: “Before the year is out we’ll be ready to administer the vaccine to millions of people”

Really??

Biden will now appoint Chris Cuomo sec of health and human resources.

Pence: "Help is on the way, it's on the way around the corner."

Why?

What the hell? Did Dump say NY doesn’t want the vaccine?

R209, the same reason it keeps changing length, and his weight goes up and down over night and his ears, nose and chin change day to day. He has a body double.

Pence touts "all the good news this week" as case counts, hospitalizations and deaths climb to record levels.

[quote] In what way was this vaccine a direct result of that warp speed operation?

In much the same way Trump won against Biden in a landslide. Exact same logic.

What revisionist BULLSHIT is this? Wear a mask? PISS OFF

I love how Jake Tapper keeps referring to him as "outgoing president...!"

[quote]I really hope the media doesn’t hang on Dump’s every word for the next four years.[/quote]

Why wouldn't they, they've already been doing it for forty years.

[quote] Alex Azar also attacks Cuomo.

How is that remotely appropriate??? We expect it from that mentally damaged piece of shit, but come on.

[quote]What the hell? Did Dump say NY doesn’t want the vaccine?

He's butthurt because Cuomo said he wouldn't take the vaccine on Donald's say-so.

This is the opening speech of Trump for 2024!

Trump be sad. Sad!

Sleepy Dump.

Cry more, Orange it. Cry more.

His hair has turned white?

Trumps hair is gray not the yellow like we normally see can't he get any hookers or Melanoma to piss on him?

I'm tempted to sell my Pfizer stock now while it's high, because if the FDA doesn't approve their EUA application, it's going to tank. It's very possible that more data will be needed.

He cray

DONALD TRUMP =NORMA DESMOND

Can Pfizer sue him for claiming they lied about funding?

Penn Jillette described his hair as looking like cotton candy made with piss.

How will his anti-vaxx supporters square their worship for him with his continued insistence on how wonderful he is for making the vaccine happen?

His Jones, Day attorneys must be seething after hearing that, R239.

R241 - cognitive dissonance

I think you mean compartmentalization.

[quote] How will his anti-vaxx supporters square their worship for him with his continued insistence on how wonderful he is for making the vaccine happen?

The same way they can consider themselves “pro-life” but can’t be bothered to wear a mask to save lives.

They are hypocritical liars.

R241 hopefully they don’t and they all die off

Cuomo is appearing on msnbc to respond to dump.

🤒 Trump deserves to come down with a full blown case of The Corona, not the Fake Political Campaign Corona.

He’s so two-faced (actually more than two). He’s a completely different person at his rallies.

Different drugs for different occasions huh.

R249, “he” is literally an entirely different person at his rallies because he uses a body double.

Cuomo was on Stern this week and now that Trump is on his way out, he pulled no punches and said what he really thought of Trump. I’m sure Trump heard. I HOPE Trump heard.

Cuomo on MSNBC now.

Sure, R250/Jan.

This election ......... "It's a mass Voter Fraud Scheme perpetrated by the Democrats."

Well, if we Democrats areas successful with this fraud as we were with the " Mass Fake Corona Virus Pandemic Scheme" our soon to be ex president should start packing his bags, and look for a new place to live.

Katy Tur is being a real cunt in her questioning of Gov. Cuomo.

America is a customer of Pfizer.

That's it. Nothing more, nothing less

R255, no, she isn’t. The lag keeps fucking them up.

Brian Shelter on CNN .........

😂 "Trump is going through the five stages of grief. Right now he's going through the anger phase."

That Kayleigh McEnany tells one lie after another knowing that listeners already know what she says is not true. Any company that hires her after the next two months must be really desperate. Zero credibility.

^^^ STETLER

Damn, you autocorrect.

Damn you straight to hell !

Gov. Cuomo told Katy Tur the American people are suspicious of the vaccine because donald was "so overtly political in manipulating health officials..." Pow! He's really tearing Orange It a new one.

R257: Tur's taking a nasty tone with Gov. Cuomo, and it is apparent that she is pissed over the pending NYC semi-shutdown, i.e., the closing of the schools.

I agree on Tur — she’s coming across as slightly hostile. But he doesn’t even blink, he’s a stud.

MSNBC and CNN both cut away after Dump finished speaking, and we missed this savage bit of shade:

Peter Navarro is a disgusting liar as well as Pompeo. Any competent and somewhat decent personnel end up being fired or they have quit.

[quote] MSNBC and CNN both cut away after Dump finished speaking

Ironic as once Trump leaves office, their ratings will tank.

^^^ "Thank you, Mr President, for providing the leadership that's gotten us where we are today."

Why won't the damn media play?!

Katy’s trademark has always been to go hard and/or make her subject argue the alternate take. It helps Cuomo, it helps MSM, and it informs the public. Only Dump gets pissy when asked to clarify or defend his lies.

People who aren’t full of bullshit can handle being asked tough questions.

True r267 — I agree that we need hard hitting journalists. But I did think she came across as more accusatory than she likely meant to.....but if I pick my poison, I prefer what she’s doing vs state media like Faux News.

"... especially the organic Rallies that are springing up all over the Country"

… that were organized online by Russiapublican operatives.

How are they getting to D.C.? Who's paying the travel expenses of these protesters?

[quote]They're leaning awfully hard on a vaccine that hasn't yet been proven safe and effective.

You expect more from someone who wanted to use bleach?

And the funniest part is that he’s only acting the tiniest bit presidential AFTER he loses

[quote]And the funniest part is that he’s only acting the tiniest bit presidential AFTER he loses

Making up all kinds of shit about how the election was rigged, refusing to acknowledge that he lost, and ordering federal agencies not to cooperate with Biden on the transition is acting presidential? On what planet would that be? Oh, right. Bizarro World from the Superman comics.

He was his usual idiot self r272 except he riffed less. Still spent plenty of time lying and insulting people.

[bold]Trump bid to overturn vote crashes into wall of deadlines [/bold]

President Donald Trump’s effort to overturn the election results is about to smash into reality: a gauntlet of battleground state deadlines that are poised to extinguish his increasingly desperate attempts to hold onto the presidency.

Michigan is due to certify its state results Monday. Arizona and Pennsylvania counties must also finalize their results the same day. On the heels of Georgia’s certification of Joe Biden’s victory on Friday, the series of administrative deadlines stands to all but formalize Biden’s win by officially affirming the results in enough contested states to put him over the 270-electoral-vote threshold.

After states certify their results, Trump will try to get them to change their Electoral College slates. After that fails and the EC votes for Biden on 12/14, he will try to get Congress to overturn the result. After that fails, he will try to rally an armed mob to physically prevent his removal from the White House. After that fails, he will finally give up and leave the WH, but not before pardoning everyone in sight (including himself) and doing his utmost to cripple the Biden Administration just as daily COVID deaths are in the 4000-5000 range.

This is all theater, aimed at keeping his base at full boil and burnishing his image as a "fighter" as he prepares to run again in 2024.