Songs about dongs.

Shannon

^^Sorry, thought it said dogs.

"My Dingaling"

Floy Joy

"Tom, Dick & Harry" from "Kiss Me Kate" is Cole Porter's not too subtle way about talking about "Dick" ("A dick a dick, a dick dick....")

Also, "The Tea Party" from "Dear World" is very blunt. "Where is Voltaire? What is he doing?" "Playing with dickie, no doubt....."

Between Cole & Jerry Herman, they had to get dick into their musicals some how. Cole really got a good one in on vagina too in "Out of this World" talking about how someone helped Pandora open her box.....

Big 10 inch record

[quote] Cole really got a good one in on vagina too in "Out of this World" talking about how someone helped Pandora open her box.....

His song "I've Still Got My Health" from PANAMA HATTIE features this:

By fashion and foppery, I'm never discussed.

Attending the opry, my box would be a bust.

Again from KISS ME KATE

If your baby is pleading for pleasure,

let her sample your measure for measure

"Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, for sure. "I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love. I'm gonna give ya my love"

Pink Thing by XTC

Monster by Fred Schneider

Ding! Dong! The witch is dead!

Detachable Penis by King Missile

For those of us who fancy Asian men, Pat Suzuki in FLOWER DRUM SONG's 'Grant Avenue, singing

Dong Dong

You're in Hong Kong

Having yourself a time

Grace Slick wailing about "seven inches of pleasure".

Cole Porter in "Find Me a primitive Man":

I don't want a man who belongs to a club

But a man who has a club that belongs to him

My Ding-a-Ling

Menz

Anaconda - Nikkie Minag

Whitesnake: "I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it, in baby."

KISS: "Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it... Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah it's only right now"

Cock a doodle do / Any cock will do!

The DL anthem no doubt.

I like dick, I like dick. It’s better than candy on a stick.

Who stole the kishka (Yoshi stole the kishka)

Gloria, The Doors version:

It’s getting harder, it’s getting too darn fast It’s getting harder...

Dancing Dildoes (First Nudie Musical)

Maybe not a true song about a dong, but fallick for sure!

Viola! SNL did a music video entitled: "Dongs All Over the World."

Life Without Dick by Lady Saw

Love Resurrection by Alison Moyet is loaded with dick (and it was a top 10 hit in the UK):

"teach me to harvest, I want you to grow in my hand"

"for a warm injection, is all I need to calm the pain"

"if we pull together, we'll never fall apart again"

It Ain't No Big Thing, But It's Growing

Gillette:

The tent's so big...

Spinal Tap:

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"

Sugar Walls

Smell Yo Dick. A masterpiece of the dongsong.

Just add some snappy lyrics and a nice score to "Robert Montgomery."

Monty Python

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?

Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona

Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me

Running down the length of my thigh, Sharona

R26 I came into this thread just to post it.

Dongs All Over the World is the best thing from SNL in 20+ years.

My Dick / Mickey Avalon

Drunk Scotsman's cock gets a present:

A band even name themselves after an erection: Morning Wood.

A band even named themselves after an erection: Morning Wood.

Lol. Genius.

SMELL YO DICK

[Telephone Call: Aviance] Nigga this is the 15th motherfucking time That I called and left your ass messages I done text your bitch ass And you ain't responding to nothin' What the fuck is you doing Who the fuck is you out there with You think I'm stupid My girls already done put me up on your ass tonight When you get home I got some news for your bitch ass

[Hook: Riskay] Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay] It's 4 o'clock and I'm sleepin' It's late night and you creepin' You coulda told me, "I'm leaving" Now I know you're out there cheatin' Why you gotta do me like that When I call you don't call me back I'm texting you, like nigga where you at That's fucked up, why you do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance] I'm dead sleepin', you trickin' In the club with dirty foot bitches My girl was there and she witness She had a camera phone, she took pictures You was on the dance floor grindin' With a stripper ho named Diamond You was flossin' hard, you was shinin' Everything she drank, you buying Fuck nigga you need to stop lying Before I get mad and pull out my nine You want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine You keep tellin' me "you ain't touch her" But some keep tellin' me you done fucked her And I ain't that bitch, you want to play with Nigga drop them boxers, let me smell your dick

[Hook: Riskay] Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real] Hey, hey Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up See that's how a bitch get'er eye swole' up And I don't give a damn what your home girl seen When I was in the club, what the fuck you mean They ain't got no business, eyein' me like dat You ain't got no business, tryin' me like dat I wan't even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin', but I wunt clownin like dat That's alright, that's okay Gon head believe what your homegirl say A nigga like me, drink a lot of liquor Meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pictures I might break bread, with one or two strippaz But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa Thinking I dick down the whole town Even though I got dick to go around (round... round) [Hook: Riskay] Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

r37 You are a prince, thanks for posting. It should be on a loop with SNL's "Do It On My Twin Bed."

Oops! Have I just given you more work?

DICK IN A BOX!

Breath deep Wizzer up and he’s going down.

Magic Bus by The Who

The Who also did a novelty song “Pictures of Lily” which has a French horn that is supposed to represent a boy masturbating.

They also names one of their albums Meaty, Beaty Big & Bouncy.

He’s My Best Friend by Jellyfish

They all are.

You touch my tralala... mmmm ding ding dong!

Real pre-WWI songs:

"Never Alone When You're Beating the Bone"

"You Are My Eenie, Teenie Weenie" (duet with a girl)

The Dinghy Song

Penis Envy

Maria Muldaur - It Ain't the Meat, It's the Motion

One Eyed Trouser Snake

Chocolate Salty Balls

Pushing' Inside of You

Don't Touch My Willie

Gigantic

Dick In the Air

Don't Want No Short Dick

Rub It 'till It Bleeds

Big Ten Inch

I've Got a Rocket in My Pocket

1999 Bloodhound Gang