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Songs about dongs.

Misread the thread about songs about drugs. Anyhoo. Any musical paeans to dongs?

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 4:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 111/12/2020

^^Sorry, thought it said dogs.

by Anonymousreply 211/12/2020

"My Dingaling"

by Anonymousreply 311/12/2020

Floy Joy

by Anonymousreply 411/12/2020
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by Anonymousreply 511/12/2020

"Tom, Dick & Harry" from "Kiss Me Kate" is Cole Porter's not too subtle way about talking about "Dick" ("A dick a dick, a dick dick....")

Also, "The Tea Party" from "Dear World" is very blunt. "Where is Voltaire? What is he doing?" "Playing with dickie, no doubt....."

Between Cole & Jerry Herman, they had to get dick into their musicals some how. Cole really got a good one in on vagina too in "Out of this World" talking about how someone helped Pandora open her box.....

by Anonymousreply 611/12/2020

Big 10 inch record

by Anonymousreply 711/12/2020

[quote] Cole really got a good one in on vagina too in "Out of this World" talking about how someone helped Pandora open her box.....

His song "I've Still Got My Health" from PANAMA HATTIE features this:

By fashion and foppery, I'm never discussed.

Attending the opry, my box would be a bust.

Again from KISS ME KATE

If your baby is pleading for pleasure,

let her sample your measure for measure

by Anonymousreply 811/12/2020

"Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, for sure. "I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love. I'm gonna give ya my love"

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by Anonymousreply 911/12/2020

Pink Thing by XTC

by Anonymousreply 1011/12/2020

Monster by Fred Schneider

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by Anonymousreply 1111/12/2020

Ding! Dong! The witch is dead!

by Anonymousreply 1211/12/2020

Detachable Penis by King Missile

by Anonymousreply 1311/12/2020

For those of us who fancy Asian men, Pat Suzuki in FLOWER DRUM SONG's 'Grant Avenue, singing

Dong Dong

You're in Hong Kong

Having yourself a time

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by Anonymousreply 1411/12/2020

Grace Slick wailing about "seven inches of pleasure".

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by Anonymousreply 1511/12/2020

Cole Porter in "Find Me a primitive Man":

I don't want a man who belongs to a club

But a man who has a club that belongs to him

by Anonymousreply 1611/12/2020

My Ding-a-Ling

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by Anonymousreply 1811/12/2020

Anaconda - Nikkie Minag

by Anonymousreply 1911/12/2020

Whitesnake: "I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it, in baby."

KISS: "Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it... Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah it's only right now"

by Anonymousreply 2011/12/2020

Cock a doodle do / Any cock will do!

The DL anthem no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 2111/12/2020

I like dick, I like dick. It’s better than candy on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 2211/12/2020

Who stole the kishka (Yoshi stole the kishka)

by Anonymousreply 2311/12/2020

Gloria, The Doors version:

It’s getting harder, it’s getting too darn fast It’s getting harder...

by Anonymousreply 2411/12/2020

Dancing Dildoes (First Nudie Musical)

Maybe not a true song about a dong, but fallick for sure!

by Anonymousreply 2511/12/2020

Viola! SNL did a music video entitled: "Dongs All Over the World."

by Anonymousreply 2611/12/2020

Life Without Dick by Lady Saw

by Anonymousreply 2711/12/2020

Love Resurrection by Alison Moyet is loaded with dick (and it was a top 10 hit in the UK):

"teach me to harvest, I want you to grow in my hand"

"for a warm injection, is all I need to calm the pain"

"if we pull together, we'll never fall apart again"

by Anonymousreply 2811/12/2020

It Ain't No Big Thing, But It's Growing

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by Anonymousreply 3011/12/2020

The tent's so big...

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by Anonymousreply 3111/12/2020

Spinal Tap:

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo"

by Anonymousreply 3211/12/2020

Sugar Walls

by Anonymousreply 3311/12/2020

Smell Yo Dick. A masterpiece of the dongsong.

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by Anonymousreply 3411/12/2020

Just add some snappy lyrics and a nice score to "Robert Montgomery."

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by Anonymousreply 3511/12/2020

Monty Python

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by Anonymousreply 3611/12/2020

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind

I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Sharona

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?

Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona

Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me

Running down the length of my thigh, Sharona

by Anonymousreply 3711/12/2020

R26 I came into this thread just to post it.

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by Anonymousreply 3811/12/2020

Dongs All Over the World is the best thing from SNL in 20+ years.

by Anonymousreply 3911/12/2020

My Dick / Mickey Avalon

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by Anonymousreply 4011/12/2020

Drunk Scotsman's cock gets a present:

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by Anonymousreply 4111/12/2020

A band even name themselves after an erection: Morning Wood.

by Anonymousreply 4211/12/2020

A band even named themselves after an erection: Morning Wood.

by Anonymousreply 4311/12/2020

Lol. Genius.


[Telephone Call: Aviance] Nigga this is the 15th motherfucking time That I called and left your ass messages I done text your bitch ass And you ain't responding to nothin' What the fuck is you doing Who the fuck is you out there with You think I'm stupid My girls already done put me up on your ass tonight When you get home I got some news for your bitch ass

[Hook: Riskay] Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay] It's 4 o'clock and I'm sleepin' It's late night and you creepin' You coulda told me, "I'm leaving" Now I know you're out there cheatin' Why you gotta do me like that When I call you don't call me back I'm texting you, like nigga where you at That's fucked up, why you do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance] I'm dead sleepin', you trickin' In the club with dirty foot bitches My girl was there and she witness She had a camera phone, she took pictures You was on the dance floor grindin' With a stripper ho named Diamond You was flossin' hard, you was shinin' Everything she drank, you buying Fuck nigga you need to stop lying Before I get mad and pull out my nine You want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine You keep tellin' me "you ain't touch her" But some keep tellin' me you done fucked her And I ain't that bitch, you want to play with Nigga drop them boxers, let me smell your dick

[Hook: Riskay] Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real] Hey, hey Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up See that's how a bitch get'er eye swole' up And I don't give a damn what your home girl seen When I was in the club, what the fuck you mean They ain't got no business, eyein' me like dat You ain't got no business, tryin' me like dat I wan't even feelin' Diamond like dat I was wildin', but I wunt clownin like dat That's alright, that's okay Gon head believe what your homegirl say A nigga like me, drink a lot of liquor Meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pictures I might break bread, with one or two strippaz But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa Thinking I dick down the whole town Even though I got dick to go around (round... round) [Hook: Riskay] Why you comin' home 5 in the morn' Something's going on, can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

by Anonymousreply 4411/12/2020

r37 You are a prince, thanks for posting. It should be on a loop with SNL's "Do It On My Twin Bed."

Oops! Have I just given you more work?

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by Anonymousreply 4611/13/2020

Breath deep Wizzer up and he’s going down.

by Anonymousreply 4711/17/2020

Magic Bus by The Who

by Anonymousreply 4811/17/2020

The Who also did a novelty song “Pictures of Lily” which has a French horn that is supposed to represent a boy masturbating.

They also names one of their albums Meaty, Beaty Big & Bouncy.

by Anonymousreply 4911/17/2020

He’s My Best Friend by Jellyfish

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by Anonymousreply 5011/17/2020

They all are.

by Anonymousreply 5111/17/2020

You touch my tralala... mmmm ding ding dong!

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by Anonymousreply 5211/17/2020

Real pre-WWI songs:

"Never Alone When You're Beating the Bone"

"You Are My Eenie, Teenie Weenie" (duet with a girl)

by Anonymousreply 5311/17/2020

The Dinghy Song

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by Anonymousreply 5411/17/2020

Penis Envy

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by Anonymousreply 5511/17/2020

Maria Muldaur - It Ain't the Meat, It's the Motion

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by Anonymousreply 5611/17/2020

One Eyed Trouser Snake

Chocolate Salty Balls

Pushing' Inside of You

Don't Touch My Willie


Dick In the Air

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 3:54 PM

Don't Want No Short Dick

Rub It 'till It Bleeds

Big Ten Inch

I've Got a Rocket in My Pocket

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 3:55 PM

1999 Bloodhound Gang

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